???????????????

[AngelicVampires]

Wouldn't poster sized pics be much better than used condoms?

[gekkogecko]

Why not a feature-length filminstead?

[Coaster]

Are we doing a photo shoot?

[dicksbro]

Do you want to shoot the photos?

[gekkogecko]

Are we back to doing stills?

[jseal]

Could you remain still with AngelicVampires?

[gekkogecko]

Would you want to?

[Coaster]

Impossible don't you think?

[gekkogecko]

Why would I think that anything is impossible.

[AngelicVampires]

I think we should test the "impossible" don't you?

[gekkogecko]

How could that not be a good idea?

[Coaster]

Have you tested the impossible?

[gekkogecko]

Can we test the impossible retroactively?

[jseal]

How could a successful retroactive test of impossibility be identified?

[gekkogecko]

Won't you know when you do it?

[AngelicVampires]

Can I volunteer to do the testing?

[gekkogecko]

Can we stop you?

[jseal]

Muahahaha ... where shall I start? :hot:

[Coaster]

Can we get more volunteers too?

[AngelicVampires]

Perhaps we need to advertise?

[Coaster]

Can we start without them?

[gekkogecko]

Why not?

[AngelicVampires]

Can't they just hop in line?

[Coaster]

Can we just duck out back?

[AngelicVampires]

Can I get you to beg first just for the fun of it? ;)

[Coaster]

Can we please duck out back? :D




PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!1

[AngelicVampires]

Lol, do you really think I would say "no"?

[Coaster]

Would you expose your neck to me?

[AngelicVampires]

Do you really need to ask?

[Coaster]

And would you open up to me?

[AngelicVampires]

Define "open up"?

[Coaster]

Can you tell I'm on "dial-up"?

[AngelicVampires]

Oh, so you could give me more of a run with better internet speed?

[Coaster]

Would typing with more than 2 fingers help?

Or would you have a better use for them?

[AngelicVampires]

Don't you know I would put them on a strict workout plan?

[Coaster]

Would that involve repetitive motion?

[AngelicVampires]

Yes...and how do you feel about working in tight spaces?

[Coaster]

Will it be wet work?

[AngelicVampires]

I think that would depend on how hard you work?

[Coaster]

I wouldn't really call it "work" would you?

[gekkogecko]

If it works, then is it really work?

[dicksbro]

Well, atheletes call sport their work and so surely Pixies can call this work, too, can't we?

[Coaster]

DB, did you take the blimp to Nashville? :D

[gekkogecko]

Did he fall out of the blimp in Nashville?

[jseal]

Oooooooooooooooooo! Wouldn't that hurt?

[dicksbro]

Can't you see the twin mooring masts on that one building?

[jseal]

Was that the "Batman" building?

[gekkogecko]

Are you suggesting that Dicksbro is actually Batman?

[jseal]

Hmm … “the Caped Pixie” … creates an interesting image, don’t you think?

[gekkogecko]

*WHY* did you go an put that mental image in my brain?

[jseal]

Do you think the Caped Pixie would have "BatThrust"?

[gekkogecko]

Dare I ask how you could have made the mental image worse?

[AngelicVampires]

What's wrong with "BatThrust"?

[jseal]

Of course, in pursuit of gender neutrality, could one speculate that the Caped Pixie posses “BatSuction”?

[dicksbro]

Do you think that they don't know good thrusting is important?

[gekkogecko]

Do you not know the difference between suction and thrust?

[jseal]

Does it have something to do with sex?

[gekkogecko]

Should we call for volunteers for a demonstration?

[jseal]

May I volunteer AngelicVampires, TinglingTess & osuche? :D

[gekkogecko]

Will they respond?

[jseal]

How long must we wait for a decision?

[gekkogecko]

Should we send a note to the "requests" board?

[Coaster]

Souldn't we request demonstrations?

[dicksbro]

Sounds like a good first step, doesn't it?

[AngelicVampires]

I will volunteer....how about getting others to join me?

[dicksbro]

Another good idea, don't you think?

[jseal]

Now, what was it we wanted volunteers (I'll be happy to volunteer with AngelicVampires :D ) for?

[gekkogecko]

What sort of glue should we use to join AngelicVampires?

[Crown Of Ivy]

How about some "man made" glue? ;)

[dicksbro]

Now there's an idea I can cum to like, don't you think?

[gekkogecko]

What does that glue base need to be mixed with to make it effective?

[Crown Of Ivy]

I'm thinking...."woman made" glue, aren't you?

[CrazeeeWhorse]

Is it a bit "chilly" these days? Crazeeeeeee

[gekkogecko]

Are you in the Southern Hemisphere, in the middle of winter?

[Coaster]

Can we get back to "woman made" glue?

[dicksbro]

Did you have something to say about that?

[gekkogecko]

Who said what about whom?

[jseal]

Wasn't Crown Of Ivy whipping up some glue?

[Coaster]

Who's whipping Crown?

[dicksbro]

Did someone say they had some Crown Royal?

http://www.wineclub.hk/images/Crown%20Royal%20Whisky.jpg

[gekkogecko]

Is booze all you can think about?

[Coaster]

Crown Royal is sooo smoothe isn't it?

[dicksbro]

http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/20.gif You could say that, couldn't you?

[jseal]

Does beer do it for you also?

[gekkogecko]

What was the brand of booze that was nicknamed "liquid panty remover"?

[Crown Of Ivy]

Isn't that also called "anything fruity flavored with alcohol given to CoI/AV"?

[Coaster]

Doesn't tequila make her clothes fall off?

[Crown Of Ivy]

Can we try that?

[gekkogecko]

Will you post the pics after we do?

[Coaster]

Wanna do tequila jello shots?

[gekkogecko]

Would you believe that I'd rather just rip out my sinuses in sheer frustration?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't you rather get a nice buzz going?

[Crown Of Ivy]

What kind of "buzz" are you referring to?

[dicksbro]

Is that a bee in his pocket or is he just excited to see you?

[gekkogecko]

Is that buzzing organic, or mechanical?

[Coaster]

Aren't all kinds of buzzes good buzzes?

[Lord Snow]

what's the point?

[dicksbro]

Is there suppose to be a point?

[GusAspar]

If there is a point, what do you suppose it might be?

[jseal]

How about "To buzz, or not to buzz; that is the question."?

[gekkogecko]

Are you an insectoid life form, jseal?

[Coaster]

Are there ever any answers?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone care?

[jseal]

Wouldn't that depend on the question?

[gekkogecko]

What is the question?

[Coaster]

What is the meaning of life?

[Lord Snow]

Why do we think there is a meaning or a point?

[dicksbro]

Isn't the answer to the question about life, the universe and everything 42?

[gekkogecko]

What is 6 tiems 9?

[dicksbro]

Are we studying math?

[gekkogecko]

If we took turns pairing up some Pixies members with others, wouldn't that be set theory?

[jseal]

... or perhaps Sex Theory?

[Salacious]

Would you be willing to test that theory?

[jseal]

When can we start? :hot:

[Salacious]

Are you ready now?

[jseal]

:D Your place or mine? :D

[Salacious]

Which would you prefer?

[jseal]

Roll onto your tummy ... oh wait, do you mean which place we should travel to?

[Salacious]

You do know I have a deep curiosity and am open to either option, don't you?

[jseal]

Woot! Did I get lucky, or what?

[Salacious]

Do you think it's just plain luck?

[dicksbro]

Sounds well thought out to me, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

How lucky are you trying to get, Sal?

[Salacious]

How do you measure luck?

[gekkogecko]

Are you dead yet?

[GusAspar]

Are you hoping to bring Sal back to life?

[Salacious]

Did anyone demand an autopsy?

[dicksbro]

Isn't autopsy a slang expression meaning automatic psycho or auto-psy? :)

[Salacious]

Did you make that up?

[jseal]

What can YOU make go up?

[Salacious]

Should I demonstrate?

[TheOverlord]

Would you mind if i stepped in?

[denny]

White Lightning, it's lightning fast!

[flutelady]

Hey baby, just how lightening fast is it?

[denny]

Way faster than that Cabernet that you're drinking.

[denny]

Don't you think?

[flutelady]

Baby, don't you know it's sometimes smarter to feel than to think?

[Salacious]

Who can argue with that?

[gekkogecko]

Why are you asking instead of doing?

[Salacious]

Couldn't I ask you the same question?

[jseal]

How about if we feel each other?

[Salacious]

May I go first?

[GusAspar]

Does that mean you want me to cum last?

[Salacious]

Does the one that cums last cum the best?

[dicksbro]

Don't they always say, "The best is yet to cum?"

[Salacious]

Who are they anyways?

[gekkogecko]

Are they also the ones who serve those who stand and wait?

[Salacious]

What are they serving?

[dicksbro]

It's early ... are they serving breakfast?

[Salacious]

Will it be served in bed?

[gekkogecko]

Will you be serviced in bed?

[Salacious]

Can a woman wish it?

[jseal]

Did I hear a call for a service technician? :D

[Salacious]

Did you bring your multimeter?

[jseal]

Can I use it as a sex toy?

[dicksbro]

Does that thought excite you?

[gekkogecko]

Are you able to think at this point?

[Coaster]

Did he get zapped?

[Salacious]

Doesn't it sound exhilarating?

[Coaster]

Would you want to be exhilarated?

[dicksbro]

Who doesn't enjoy that?

[Salacious]

Would that be the unliving?

[jseal]

Who would "do" the undead?!?!?!? :yikes:

[Coaster]

Wtf????

[dicksbro]

I don't think so, do you?

[gekkogecko]

What's the point?

[Salacious]

Is there a point?

[gekkogecko]

Is it polite to point?

[jseal]

Who is pointing?

[Coaster]

Sorry jseal.... I am............ didn't you see what she was doing to me?

[dicksbro]

Did you get any pictures, Coaster?

[GusAspar]

Is Coaster going to share the pictures?

[gekkogecko]

Are you a bit impatient, Gus?

[Pita]

Has anyone missed me?

[dicksbro]

You know we've missed you, Tess ... don't you?

[Coaster]

Has anyone missed me?


Is it possible I've missed you AGAIN?

[gekkogecko]

How good is your aim?

[jseal]

How good does it need to be?

[Salacious]

Does one need to qualify?

[gekkogecko]

Would you like to try out?

[Salacious]

What do I have to do?

[Pita]

Is that a loaded question?

[Salacious]

Does it matter?

[Coaster]

Can I just unload one then?

[dicksbro]

Does the line start here?

[gekkogecko]

Is there a line, or is this just a mob scene?

[jseal]

Which would you prefer?

[dicksbro]

Can we try both?

[Salacious]

What are we trying?

[gekkogecko]

Whom are we trying it with?

[dicksbro]

This is becoming a very trying experience, isn't it?

[pinkFlames]

What on Earth am I doing here?

[dicksbro]

Aren't you having fun?

[jseal]

Should we take a vote?

[Coaster]

Aren't you tired of people wanting your vote?

[dicksbro]

Is it that we're tired of people wanting our vote ... or just tired of the ads and crap they feed us to try and get it?

[Salacious]

DB, do you have blue balls?

[Coaster]

Can they be blue if they are smiling?

[dicksbro]

Blue, what blue? :shrug:

[Salacious]

Are you trying to confuse me?

[gekkogecko]

Are you sure you're confused?

[pinkFlames]

How can I tell?

[jseal]

Do you need assistance?

[dicksbro]

What's happening?

[pinkFlames]

Do you have any idea?

[Coaster]

Wtf?

[dicksbro]

:wtp:

[gekkogecko]

When are we gonna sort this mess out?

[dicksbro]

Think we could time it to correspond with the $700,000,000,000 bailout?

[jseal]

Wasn't that a big mistake?

[dicksbro]

Not if they give me 1 or 2% of it. :)


Otherwise, you could say that, couldn't you?

[Salacious]

Do I have to?

[dicksbro]

Don't you want to?

[pinkFlames]

Sorry, what were we all talking about?

[gekkogecko]

Can we get back to talking about sex?

[Coaster]

Don't you know that she was great last night?

[dicksbro]

Hard to imagine otherwise, isn't it?

[pinkFlames]

Who? Who are we talking about?

[dicksbro]

Wasn't Who on second? :spin:

[jseal]

... or was that sloppy seconds?

[pinkFlames]

Who's slopping what?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't the word "slopping" sound a bit crude?

[gekkogecko]

How crude do you want to make it, DB?

[Coaster]

Is that sexy?

[jseal]

Is it OK to be hot and sweaty also?

[dicksbro]

Could we avoid it even if we wanted to?

[gekkogecko]

Why would you want to?

[jseal]

But it is all about the sex, right?

[pinkFlames]

Isn't it always about the sex?

[dicksbro]

What else could hold our attention so long?

[gekkogecko]

Would that be FlirtWithMe?

[GusAspar]

Have you asked FlirtWithMe?

[Coaster]

Isn't she a sexy pixie?

[dicksbro]

We have a lot of sexy Pixie ladies, don't we?

[pinkFlames]

Do you really think that?

[Salacious]

Do you have reason to doubt his beliefs?

[Coaster]

Don't you believe me?

[dicksbro]

Who wouldn't believe you?

[jseal]

What might be questioned?

[dicksbro]

Anyone know?

[Coaster]

Are we all going nuts?

[dicksbro]

Beginning to look that way, doesn't it?

[Salacious]

Should I be looking in the mirror?

[dicksbro]

What do you think you'll see?

[Coaster]

Nuts?

[dicksbro]

In the shell or low hangers?

[Salacious]

Do you think I have either of those conditions?

[dicksbro]

You don't think I would think that, do you? :yikes:

[Salacious]

Should I know what you think?

[dicksbro]

Don't you?