???????????????

[pinkFlames]

Does it really matter?

[dicksbro]

Isn't this fun?

[pinkFlames]

Isn't everything in this Forum always fun?

[gekkogecko]

Does your idea of fun match my idea of fun?

[lafehubert]

Is your mind as dirty as mine?

[shadowsfate]

Isn't that why we're all at Pixies?

[dicksbro]

It's like we don't care if a joke's funny as long as it's dirty ... right?

[gekkogecko]

Can you define "dirty" ?

[lafehubert]

Isn't dirty when your covered in mud?

[dicksbro]

That could be one definition, couldn't it?

[Coaster]

Don't we love being dirty?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it better to get clean with the right person?

[lafehubert]

When you "get clean" don't you have to deal with withdrawal like the shakes and irritability?

[GusAspar]

Wouldn't a shower for two be more enjoyable?

[dicksbro]

How about going skinny dipping instead of the shower?

[lafehubert]

Why not get dirty while skinny dipping?

[jseal]

Is that an oxymoron?

[dicksbro]

It wouldn't be if you were swimming in the Gulf, would it? :(

[gekkogecko]

Why risk getting caught in one of those "controlled burns"?

[cellaphanepants]

Isn't it a controlled burn when you use candle wax during sex?

[lafehubert]

Maybe, but what if you drip too much and it splashes?

[dicksbro]

Could hurt, couldn't it?

[lafehubert]

Is'nt that the point of S&M?

:spank:

(Whip me, beat me, break my arm; just don't break my heart.)

[dicksbro]

Like "Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones ... but Whips and Chains Excite Me!" ... right?

[gekkogecko]

Who gets to use the whips?

[lafehubert]

Isn't that Lilith?

[dicksbro]

That sounds about right, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

If it sounds "right", does that mean it is "right" ?

[lafehubert]

why, is there something wrong with that?

[dicksbro]

Wrong with what?

[gekkogecko]

Does that mean you don't care about other people's definitions of "right" and "wrong"?

[lafehubert]

Who said what was right or wrong in the first place?

[dicksbro]

I don't know ... who did say that?

[gekkogecko]

Why don't we just change the subject?

[lafehubert]

What subject?

[dicksbro]

Who knows?

[GusAspar]

Do you think I know whether you know?

[gekkogecko]

What do you know about sex?

[pinkFlames]

What is it about sex that you need to know?

[lafehubert]

If you need to know something about sex, have you come to the right place?

[dicksbro]

If not here, where? If not now, when?

[gekkogecko]

Does it matter to you whom you're having sex with?

[lafehubert]

Why do you have a problem with it?

[dicksbro]

Hard to understand sometimes, isn't it?

[lafehubert]

People can be so stupid, why do you say only sometimes? :huh:

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't we always hold out hope?

[gekkogecko]

Is there hope for better sex?

[lafehubert]

Isn't the best sex with someone you truly love?

[GusAspar]

Have you fallen in love with the one with whom you had the best sex?

[pinkFlames]

What if you're not in love with the person you're having sex with?

[gekkogecko]

Does it matter?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't it?

[jseal]

What's your opinion?

[Lilith]

Who says I have to have one?

[dicksbro]

Did somebody say that?

[gekkogecko]

Why say anything at all?

[lafehubert]

Why should I keep quiet?

[pinkFlames]

Who told you to shut up?

[lafehubert]

Are you trying to start a fight?

[GusAspar]

Isn't it more challenging to try to stop a fight?

[dicksbro]

Are we looking for a challenge?

[pinkFlames]

Isn't life a big enough challenge?

[dicksbro]

It does seem that way sometimes, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

What is the real challenge?

[dicksbro]

Do you think that it's maybe getting an answer rather than always a new question?

[Vicious Tease]

What question do you need answered?

[dicksbro]

Could it be the answer to life, the universe and everything? :confused:

[Vicious Tease]

Can we start with something simple?

[lafehubert]

What's more simpler than, 42 as the Answer to the Ulimate Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

[Vicious Tease]

May I have a true/false question?

[dicksbro]

Which do you prefer ... the true ones or the false ones? :confused:



:D

[pinkFlames]

Truly, who do you think is being false?

[GusAspar]

I don't know - you don't wear falsies, do you, pF?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't we demand photographic evidence to the contrary?

[pinkFlames]

Who's going to scrutinise the evidence?

[lafehubert]

How about me? :brows:

[dicksbro]

Yeah, how about you?

[gekkogecko]

Who are you, again?

[dicksbro]

Why do you want to know?

[Vicious Tease]

Who wants to know?

[GermanSteve]

Why do you ask?

[gekkogecko]

Wow, how long has it been since we've heard from GS?

[pinkFlames]

Is Steve really German?

[gekkogecko]

Warum musst du wissen?

[dicksbro]

You mean gecko's speak other languages?

[GermanSteve]

Anybody here who does not believe I´m German?
(doubts?)
(PM me?)

[gekkogecko]

How much German porn do you look up on the internet?

[dicksbro]

Not to change the subject, but gg, have you met "The Lizard" yet?

[pinkFlames]

Why are reptiles attracted to Pixies?

[gekkogecko]

Why are you mammals attracted to Pixies?

[GermanSteve]

Anybody here who thinks German Porn is somehow interesting?

[dicksbro]

Does it have a lot of Pixie-loving mammals and reptiles?

[pinkFlames]

What if it doesn't? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Could you put forth some efforts into rectifying that?

[pinkFlames]

You don't seriously think I could do it all by myself, do you?

[dicksbro]

Would you like to have some help?

[pinkFlames]

Are you offering?

[gekkogecko]

Do I get to hold the camera?

[pinkFlames]

Wouldn't you prefer to be in front of the camera with me?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't every guy prefer that?

[gekkogecko]

Are the two inextricably linked?

[Vicious Tease]

While you sort that out, shall I take over the camera?

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking that helping the camera person by giving something rigid to keep her steady (?) while still providing some wiggle room sounds like a good idea, doesn't it?

[GusAspar]

VT, shall I hold the camera while you take care of Dicksbro's... rigid thing?

[gekkogecko]

Does VT want to take advantage of DB's rigid thing?

[pinkFlames]

Can I have a turn with dicksbro's rigid thing?

[Vicious Tease]

Does that mean I'm back on camera duty?

[dicksbro]

Can I help you then? :slurp:

[Vicious Tease]

Where shall we begin?

[GermanSteve]

At the beginning?

[GusAspar]

Should we really be talking about beginning when it's my bedtime?

[pinkFlames]

Can we join you in bed?

[gekkogecko]

Do you really think he's going to say "no"?

[dicksbro]

Is it a slumber party? :shrug:


:D

[Vicious Tease]

Wanna share a sleeping bag?

[pinkFlames]

Is there room for me?

[Vicious Tease]

Which side would you like?

[pinkFlames]

Do you mind if I sleep on your left?

[dicksbro]

Would you like to be on top?

[jseal]

How about a threesome?

[pinkFlames]

What about a moresome?

[gekkogecko]

How many is "too many"?

[dicksbro]

Do you think 1432o42342352433252352 might be?

[gekkogecko]

How did that letter get into that number?

[pinkFlames]

Are you picking on Dicksbro's typing?

[dicksbro]

Didn't you know it was a lower-case zero? :rolleyes2

[gekkogecko]

Are you confused, or do you only think you're confused?

[Vicious Tease]

Wouldn't the outcome be the same either way?

[jseal]

How many different ways of comeing are there?

[Vicious Tease]

Where are you coming from?

[pinkFlames]

Don't men always come the same way?

[dicksbro]

Is that the impression you have?

[Vicious Tease]

Is that not the case?

[gekkogecko]

Can you define "same way"?

[dicksbro]

Are we talking about the circumstances preceeding ejaculation or are we referring to the anatomical mechanics?

[Vicious Tease]

Does being handy with his 'tool' make me a mechanic?

[dicksbro]

If that's how you'd like to describe it, who am I to argue? :D

[gekkogecko]

Don't you argue for the sake of argument?

[dicksbro]

Is that a suggestion?

[Vicious Tease]

May I make a suggestion?

[gekkogecko]

Do you take dictation?

[dicksbro]

What's your suggestion, VT?

[jseal]

Where did she go?

[pinkFlames]

May I suggest we look for her?

[Vicious Tease]

Didn't y'all see me come in?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe, I was still asleep? :(

[Vicious Tease]

What were you dreaming about?

[jseal]

Could he have been dreaming of you?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't most of the males here at Pixies like to have that dream?

[Vicious Tease]

Are you trying to make me blush?

[pinkFlames]

Are you feeling a bit "warm" there, VT?

[Vicious Tease]

Is it that obvious? :p

[dicksbro]

I'm going out to the kitchen for a second ... anyone need anything?

[Vicious Tease]

Do you have any coffee?

[pinkFlames]

May I have one too?

[dicksbro]

Two :coffee::coffee:s coming right up along with something else that's just been given a rise http://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-947.gif

Want something to snack on, too?

[gekkogecko]

Are you suddenly talking about cannibalism?

[dicksbro]

How did you come up with that?

[jseal]

So ... who's into cannibalism?

[dicksbro]

Who knows?

[pinkFlames]

Would you trust a cannibal to give you oral sex?

[jseal]

Are you referring to Tube Steak?

[dicksbro]

We sometimes get off on strange tangents, don't we?

[gekkogecko]

Why should I care what your kink is, if it doesn't affect me?

[dicksbro]

Who cares if you care?

[Vicious Tease]

Did someone say there were snacks?

[dicksbro]

That does sound good, doesn't it?

[pinkFlames]

What's on offer?

[gekkogecko]

Are you offering your honor?

[dicksbro]

Is that a hope?

[GusAspar]

Are you hoping to appear honourable, Dick?

[gekkogecko]

Is his name Dick? Isn't that actually his brother's name?

[dicksbro]

Yep. Dick was my brother's name.

We've just had one of the prettiest and nicest days of the year, today. How's everyone else's weather?

[pinkFlames]

Can't we talk about something more interesting than the weather?

[dicksbro]

What would you like to talk about?

[pinkFlames]

How about sex?

[GusAspar]

Is that a subject of conversation or an offer?

[dicksbro]

Have you ever noticed how the word "sex" causes people to pay attention? :)

[gekkogecko]

Hunh?

[dicksbro]

Does that mean no?

[gekkogecko]

Are you actually asking me for context?

[dicksbro]

We don't normally let this thread sit idle this long ... do we?

[jseal]

What is the record for that?

[GusAspar]

Aren't we too idle to keep records of how long things sit idle?

[dicksbro]

I'd answer that, but would you believe I'm in "idle" mode? :shrug:

[GusAspar]

Are you suggesting I might disbelieve you, Dick?

[dicksbro]

Would I suggest anything like that?

[GusAspar]

Are you accusing me of calling you suggestive?

[gekkogecko]

Who around here is suggestive?

[GusAspar]

Haven't you noticed any suggestiveness, GG, and am I just imagining it?

[dicksbro]

Do you have a good imaginaton?

[jseal]

Do fantasies qualify?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[gekkogecko]

Why are we asking all these questions?

[Coaster]

Can't we bring back the pixie lasses?

[GusAspar]

What do you think I'm fantasising about?

[Coaster]

Hey ladies.......... can you come out to play?

[GusAspar]

Don't the ladies want to play indoors?

[gekkogecko]

Are you trying to play "in, out"?

[pinkFlames]

Can I play "in, out" with you?

[Coaster]

Do you want to take the lead?

[dicksbro]

Is he ^^^^ a gentleman, or what? :boink:

[GusAspar]

If he invites PF to take the lead, is that really gentlemanly?

[gekkogecko]

Who put the gentle in gentleman?

[Vicious Tease]

Where can I find a man who is not gentle?

[GusAspar]

You wouldn't want me to be vicious, would you, VT?

[Vicious Tease]

Are you teasing me?

[dicksbro]

What's the opposite of gentleman? Oaf? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Do you want the entire list?

[GusAspar]

Are you catching on, that we're only asking questions to avoid having to make a list?

[pinkFlames]

Isn't it simpler to just make the list?

[gekkogecko]

But the question remains, whom on that list will you do?

[pinkFlames]

That depends, will YOU be on the list?

[jseal]

and could I be on YOU? :hot:

[dicksbro]

Now there's a good idea, isn't it?

[jseal]

Wanna tag team her?

[GusAspar]

Have you guys finished with PF yet?

[pinkFlames]

Will I ever recover?

[dicksbro]

We sure hope so, don't we?

[gekkogecko]

Do you *want* to recover?

[GusAspar]

Does PF want me to make her feel better?

[gekkogecko]

What do you want?

[GusAspar]

What are you offering?

[gekkogecko]

And whom are you offering it to?

[WildIrish]

Do you think they'll accept it?

[gekkogecko]

Are you acceptable?

[WildIrish]

Doesn't that depend on who you're asking?

[dicksbro]

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Do you realize this question has no meaning whatsoever?

[dicksbro]

Did you come up with that question all by yourself or did you have help?

[gekkogecko]

Is this question recursive?

[WildIrish]

Does anyone even use recursive writing anymore?

[Coaster]

How else can "recursive" be used in a sentence?

[gekkogecko]

Have I succeeded in derailing this thread yet?

[WildIrish]

Isn't this thread greater than any one individual anyway?

[dicksbro]

Aren't all Pixie threads that way?

[gekkogecko]

Doesn't that depend on the participants?

[WildIrish]

Would you say that Pixies, as individuals, are the fibers woven into the threads that make Pixies, the website, the security blanket it is?

[GusAspar]

Is this probably not the time to make an Irish joke?

[WildIrish]

Does it involve drinking?


Don't they all? :p

[dicksbro]

Is it time for a party? *hic*

[GusAspar]

Am I invited?
:line:

[dicksbro]

Aren't all Pixies?

[Fangtasia]

We are??

[gekkogecko]

If you're not invited, won't you just crash the party anyway?

[dicksbro]

Who would do a thing like that?

[WildIrish]

Is clothing optional?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it always?

[GusAspar]

Sorry, but what is it always?

[dicksbro]

Who knows?