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Should we take this party into the shower?
Can I can soap up your entire body??
GusAspar
06-11-2011, 06:44 AM
Are you suggesting I'm dirty?
dicksbro
06-13-2011, 04:36 AM
Isn't showering with Tess it's own reward?
GusAspar
06-13-2011, 10:07 AM
How about you wash Tess and I'll dry?
dicksbro
06-18-2011, 03:42 AM
That would be fair, wouldn't it?
GusAspar
06-20-2011, 03:51 AM
Tess, what did you do with the soap?
gekkogecko
06-22-2011, 04:15 PM
Does she ever drop it?
dicksbro
06-30-2011, 06:25 PM
Do you think we should use the hands on or "brail" method for searching?
jseal
07-02-2011, 10:04 AM
What can the brail method provide that the hands on method can't?
GusAspar
07-02-2011, 03:55 PM
Do you realise I'm still trying to lay my hands on the soap?
gekkogecko
07-02-2011, 07:49 PM
Are you deliberately bending over?
Coaster
07-02-2011, 08:01 PM
Did I walk into the middle of something?
GusAspar
07-03-2011, 02:36 AM
Have you ever been stalked in the shower by a lizard?
dicksbro
07-03-2011, 07:49 AM
No. Is that you're saying happened?
jseal
07-03-2011, 04:05 PM
Does anyone know what being stalked in the shower by a lizard is like?
GusAspar
07-03-2011, 05:41 PM
Would a lizard know what he was letting himself in for if he got in my shower?
dicksbro
07-04-2011, 05:16 AM
Would he even want to know?
gekkogecko
07-04-2011, 08:42 AM
Do you know what you think you know?
GusAspar
07-04-2011, 04:32 PM
Do you think I should know what I think I know you know?
gekkogecko
07-05-2011, 10:17 AM
Is everyone entitled to your personal opinion?
GusAspar
07-05-2011, 02:06 PM
If everyone was entitled to it, would it be mine or theirs?
dicksbro
07-05-2011, 03:00 PM
Our questions are beginning to border on the profound, aren't they?
GusAspar
07-06-2011, 05:26 AM
Have you found the soap yet?
gekkogecko
07-06-2011, 09:58 AM
Are you trying to drag DB down to your level?
GusAspar
07-06-2011, 01:54 PM
What are you doing in my shower?
dicksbro
07-07-2011, 04:07 AM
Say, where's the bath towel?
GusAspar
07-08-2011, 06:44 AM
Is that an admission that you're wet?
gekkogecko
07-08-2011, 03:00 PM
Why would you care if he's wet?
dicksbro
07-08-2011, 05:53 PM
I thought I just asked about where the towel was, didn't I?
jseal
07-09-2011, 08:57 AM
What's the towel wet with?
GusAspar
07-09-2011, 05:09 PM
What's the use of a wet towel?
dicksbro
07-10-2011, 04:25 AM
Why do you ask?
GusAspar
07-10-2011, 11:31 AM
For the 23,784th time, can anybody tell me what we're doing here?
gekkogecko
07-10-2011, 01:30 PM
Don't you know what you're doing already?
dicksbro
07-10-2011, 06:21 PM
I thought it was only his 23,783rd time. Did I mis-count?
GusAspar
07-11-2011, 12:24 AM
OK, OK, Dick, are you showing off because you can count better than me?
gekkogecko
07-11-2011, 09:40 AM
Can you only count to 21 if you're naked?
GusAspar
07-11-2011, 10:23 AM
How did you know I was naked?
dicksbro
07-12-2011, 02:48 AM
Oh to see the pixie ladies naked ... should we count the ways?
gekkogecko
07-12-2011, 11:12 AM
Is there any other way than your computer?
GusAspar
07-14-2011, 04:00 AM
Shall I ask my computer to talk to your computer?
gekkogecko
07-14-2011, 01:26 PM
Will the computers talk dirty to one another?
GusAspar
07-15-2011, 01:11 AM
Is your computer a girl or a boy?
gekkogecko
07-16-2011, 11:59 AM
Why do you care, are you really that into cybersex?
dicksbro
07-17-2011, 05:40 AM
Seriously, don't you just hold them up and look between their USB ports? :spin:
gekkogecko
07-17-2011, 11:24 AM
Does your have an innie or an outie?
GusAspar
07-17-2011, 04:14 PM
While I am willing to admit I started this stuff about my computer talking to your computer (remember?) do we really need to confine ourselves to the digital universe?
dicksbro
07-18-2011, 04:47 AM
The universe is digital? :yikes:
GusAspar
07-18-2011, 04:17 PM
Couldn't we chuck away the digital bits and play with the analogue that's left?
dicksbro
07-19-2011, 04:14 AM
Play with the anal ... what?
dicksbro
07-31-2011, 03:10 AM
Can we just move on now?
GusAspar
07-31-2011, 04:38 AM
Can we just move on now?
How did you know that I'll be going away for a week this afternoon?
gekkogecko
07-31-2011, 05:43 PM
You're moving the weekend away for a week?
GusAspar
08-06-2011, 02:55 PM
Are you people telling me that I've been away for a whole week and no has had a single question to ask?
gekkogecko
08-06-2011, 05:54 PM
Who's asking?
dicksbro
08-07-2011, 03:37 AM
It is surprising, though, isn't it?
gekkogecko
08-07-2011, 10:23 AM
Are you easily surprised?
Coaster
08-07-2011, 11:30 AM
Have any answers been posted yet?
FlirtWithMe
08-07-2011, 11:38 AM
Are people even allowed to post answers here?
Coaster
08-07-2011, 11:42 AM
Can an answer still be a question?
GusAspar
08-08-2011, 05:32 AM
Are you referring to rhetorical questions, Coaster?
gekkogecko
08-08-2011, 08:37 AM
What questions are rhetorical?
GusAspar
08-08-2011, 09:19 AM
If I asked a question, knowing that no one was going to answer, would that be rhetorical?
dicksbro
08-09-2011, 03:27 AM
That's a good question, isn't it?
gekkogecko
08-09-2011, 03:02 PM
Is there any such thing as a stupid question?
Vicious Tease
08-09-2011, 08:17 PM
Who would determine which questions are stupid?
Coaster
08-10-2011, 12:45 AM
If we had the answers, would we ever question?
dicksbro
08-10-2011, 04:18 AM
Might we just need different questions?
GusAspar
08-10-2011, 07:31 AM
Do we know the difference between questions that don't have answers and answers that don't have questions?
dicksbro
08-11-2011, 05:58 AM
The punctuation marks at the end?
gekkogecko
08-11-2011, 10:23 AM
The end of what (or who) ?
Vicious Tease
08-11-2011, 10:42 AM
How did we get to the end so quickly?
Coaster
08-11-2011, 11:11 AM
Or is it really the beginning?
dicksbro
08-12-2011, 02:32 AM
Was there ever a beginning ... and will there ever be an end? :spin:
Vicious Tease
08-12-2011, 05:47 AM
Wasn't that two questions?
dicksbro
08-13-2011, 04:10 AM
Isn't it okay to have two questions?
Coaster
08-13-2011, 09:46 AM
Don't good things come in two's?
gekkogecko
08-13-2011, 10:14 AM
Is that twos or threes?
GusAspar
08-13-2011, 01:29 PM
Since neither two nor three is singular, shouldn't we be asking, are they twos or threes?
Vicious Tease
08-13-2011, 03:16 PM
Who are "they" and may I watch?
jseal
08-14-2011, 06:34 PM
What would you like to see?
GusAspar
08-15-2011, 12:20 AM
Whoever 'they' are, are you selling tickets, VT?
dicksbro
08-15-2011, 04:03 AM
Is there something lewd and raunchy going on that we should all be aware of?
GusAspar
08-15-2011, 04:25 AM
What gives you the idea that I might know about anything lewd and raunchy?
Has your reputation preceded you?
GusAspar
08-25-2011, 06:39 AM
Are you telling me I have a reputation, Tess?
:blink:
dicksbro
08-25-2011, 11:40 AM
Aren't reputations sometimes good? Or do they have to be bad to be good? :confused:
gekkogecko
08-25-2011, 01:36 PM
So, what do you do to either enhance or degrade your reputation?
dicksbro
08-26-2011, 12:49 AM
Doesn't being a member of Pixies indicate a cultured and sophisticated individual and raise their reputation in the eyes of others?
gekkogecko
08-26-2011, 08:56 AM
Doesn't that depend on your actions as a Pixie?
dicksbro
08-27-2011, 02:57 AM
Such as?
jseal
08-27-2011, 11:03 AM
Is posting a Good or a Bad?
dicksbro
08-28-2011, 01:45 AM
I think the answer to that is, "Yes." Don't you?
gekkogecko
08-29-2011, 09:11 AM
Should I answer both "yes", and "no" ?
dicksbro
08-30-2011, 03:03 AM
Why not?
GusAspar
08-31-2011, 05:13 AM
When you say 'why not?' do you mean 'Is there any argument against such a course of action?' or are you really saying 'Who the fuck cares?'?
gekkogecko
08-31-2011, 05:48 PM
Who cares, Gus?
dicksbro
09-01-2011, 03:23 AM
Isn't "caring" a good thing?
I see on TV all the time that for just $19.95 each every month, you can "care for" ...
A child :)
A dog :)
A rainforest :)
A losing political candidate :(
A winning political candidate :mad:
A retired prostitute :yikes:
Still working prostitutes :yikes: :yikes:
Does anyone think that DB is watching to much TV?
dicksbro
09-02-2011, 01:53 AM
Who me? http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/bug-eyed.gif
GusAspar
09-02-2011, 02:43 AM
Who me? http://www.myemoticons.com/images/emotions/shocked/bug-eyed.gif
Did you turn on the tv when you got back from your daughter's :cake: birthday party?
jseal
09-03-2011, 11:05 AM
Did he turn it off before he left for his daughter's birthday party?
dicksbro
09-04-2011, 03:24 AM
Is being "up" a perfectly natural thing for guys?
gekkogecko
09-05-2011, 09:04 AM
Do you mean "natural" or "constant" ?
pinkFlames
09-05-2011, 08:54 PM
Is it natural to be constantly up?
dicksbro
09-07-2011, 03:16 AM
Don't the Viagra ads even tell guys to go to the doctor if they stay up over four hours?
gekkogecko
09-07-2011, 11:02 AM
Can you believe everything you see on TV?
dicksbro
09-08-2011, 04:06 AM
You don't think they'd ever try to mislead us, do you? :yikes:
gekkogecko
09-08-2011, 10:41 AM
Would you like to buy this bridge I have in Brooklyn ?
dicksbro
09-09-2011, 04:07 AM
No thank you, I already have one. :) Would you like to buy a season pass to go over it?
pinkFlames
09-09-2011, 04:43 AM
Are they cheaper by the dozen?
dicksbro
09-10-2011, 01:11 AM
Is that a baker's dozen or just twelve?
jseal
09-10-2011, 10:05 AM
Do you really want 13 bakers for that bridge in Brooklyb?
pinkFlames
09-11-2011, 07:43 AM
Didn't you mean "Brooklyn", jseal?
gekkogecko
09-11-2011, 01:00 PM
Ins't Brooklyn in New York, and not jseal?
dicksbro
09-12-2011, 02:02 AM
Has anyone looked it up to be sure?
pinkFlames
09-13-2011, 12:43 AM
Does jseal have his own State now?
dicksbro
09-13-2011, 02:19 AM
Isn't that okay?
gekkogecko
09-15-2011, 01:53 PM
Is your home state denial or confusion ?
GusAspar
09-17-2011, 09:55 AM
Perhaps we're the denial home team playing away to confusion?
gekkogecko
09-17-2011, 05:13 PM
Are you certain of anything anymore?
dicksbro
09-18-2011, 01:08 AM
Can't we be sure that taxes are will likely go up rather than down in the near future?
GusAspar
09-18-2011, 03:36 AM
Are we allowed to discuss economics on a Sunday?
gekkogecko
09-18-2011, 02:37 PM
Isn't that just as good as any other day of the week?
dicksbro
09-19-2011, 04:19 AM
Can we change the subject?
gekkogecko
09-19-2011, 02:29 PM
Why? Is it's diaper dirty?
GusAspar
09-19-2011, 04:45 PM
Talking of changing the subject: why did the chicken cross the road?
dicksbro
09-20-2011, 03:16 AM
Which road?
pinkFlames
09-21-2011, 08:48 PM
Do roads have emotions?
GusAspar
09-22-2011, 08:39 AM
Would they be offended if they heard us say 'Let's hit the road!'?
gekkogecko
09-22-2011, 12:20 PM
More importantly, would the road hit back ?
GusAspar
09-22-2011, 04:57 PM
Well, Mr Gekko, how does the idea strike you?
gekkogecko
09-23-2011, 02:51 PM
Have you ever been struck violently by an idea?
dicksbro
09-23-2011, 05:37 PM
Not that I can remember ... but, how about you?
jseal
09-23-2011, 07:40 PM
I dunno – mightn’t it cause amnesia?
dicksbro
09-24-2011, 02:48 AM
What?
gekkogecko
09-24-2011, 09:09 AM
Do you need a clue-by-4 ?
GusAspar
09-24-2011, 04:45 PM
Are you offering us a square clue?
dicksbro
09-25-2011, 03:57 AM
Or is it more like a hint by 3 1/2?
GusAspar
09-27-2011, 04:37 PM
If Gekkogecko was talking about four, and you're suggesting 3 and a half, are you angling for a discount?
dicksbro
09-28-2011, 01:11 AM
Are there any good ones?
gekkogecko
09-29-2011, 01:31 PM
Has this turned into a clusterfuck ?
dicksbro
09-29-2011, 06:42 PM
Does anyone really know?
jseal
10-09-2011, 12:51 PM
Well, what would be the minimum count for a clusterfuck?
dicksbro
10-10-2011, 02:45 AM
It'd have to be more than two, wouldn't it?
dicksbro
10-16-2011, 03:22 AM
Three, maybe? :shrug:
dicksbro
10-29-2011, 02:49 AM
Would everyone who loves sex please give us a thumbs up?
:thumbs:
gekkogecko
10-29-2011, 05:39 PM
Up where, DB ?
dicksbro
10-30-2011, 04:14 AM
Shouldn't we let folks be creative and decide for themselves?
gekkogecko
10-30-2011, 10:08 AM
Wouldn't that be a pics thread ?
dicksbro
10-31-2011, 02:39 AM
Would an exploding wizard be called a "WIZ-BANG?" Just wonderin'. :)
gekkogecko
10-31-2011, 09:10 AM
What other manipulations of language have you been thinking of lately ?
dicksbro
11-01-2011, 12:38 AM
Was that an assignment?
jseal
11-05-2011, 05:56 AM
Would Dad’s prostitute be called a "POP-TART?"
dicksbro
11-06-2011, 05:26 AM
Are you asking me?
gekkogecko
11-06-2011, 10:49 AM
Who's asking ?
dicksbro
11-07-2011, 01:30 AM
I don't know, do you?
gekkogecko
11-07-2011, 09:47 AM
Do you know yourself ? In the biblical sense ?
dicksbro
11-08-2011, 03:53 AM
Would "Amen" be an appropriate answer to that question?
gekkogecko
11-08-2011, 11:55 AM
Is that ever an appropriate answer ?
dicksbro
11-09-2011, 03:34 AM
Isn't it?
dicksbro
11-13-2011, 02:18 PM
From the lack of answers, I'd guess it wasn't, wouldn't you?
gekkogecko
11-14-2011, 09:02 PM
Do you think the lack of answers was caused by mere laziness ?
dicksbro
11-15-2011, 05:43 AM
Are there such things as lazy Pixies? :yikes:
gekkogecko
11-17-2011, 10:38 AM
Are you looking to take advantage of their laziness ?
dicksbro
11-17-2011, 07:29 PM
That could be fun, couldn't it?
pinkFlames
11-18-2011, 07:57 AM
If I told you that I'm lazy, what would you do with me?
gekkogecko
11-18-2011, 09:35 AM
Is the emphasis on the "lay" part of "lazy" ?
dicksbro
11-19-2011, 03:10 AM
That might be more comfortable, don't you think?
pinkFlames
11-19-2011, 07:19 AM
Are you comfortable around me?
gekkogecko
11-20-2011, 11:20 AM
Do you ever play with lizards ?
dicksbro
11-21-2011, 05:48 AM
Is that something people are suppose to do?
gekkogecko
11-21-2011, 09:48 AM
Are we talking about "all" people ?
dicksbro
11-22-2011, 05:28 AM
Should we limit the scope of the discussion?
gekkogecko
11-22-2011, 12:51 PM
Why put limits on discussion ?
dicksbro
11-23-2011, 04:18 AM
Wouldn't things get out of hand without them?
gekkogecko
11-23-2011, 11:28 AM
Whose hands are we talking about ?
CrazyWhorse
11-23-2011, 12:07 PM
Should I put my questions here also? :banghead:
dicksbro
11-24-2011, 04:53 AM
Why not? :)
gekkogecko
11-24-2011, 10:34 AM
What sort of questions would you like to ask ?
dicksbro
11-25-2011, 04:39 AM
Do you think he'd like to know about life, the universe and everything? :confused:
jseal
11-29-2011, 07:02 AM
... and how can I last longer in bed?
dicksbro
11-30-2011, 05:52 AM
You're not thinking of sleep, are you?
pinkFlames
11-30-2011, 07:49 AM
Is sleep the only thing worth doing in bed?
dicksbro
12-01-2011, 05:24 AM
Could "fooling around" be another possibility?
gekkogecko
12-02-2011, 09:31 AM
Why restrict yourself to just the bed ?
dicksbro
12-03-2011, 06:11 AM
Do you mean the question should have been, "Is sleep the only thing worth doing?"
gekkogecko
12-03-2011, 01:25 PM
Should the question really be "Whom are you doing ?"
pinkFlames
12-04-2011, 12:45 AM
Whom are you doing what to?
dicksbro
12-04-2011, 03:46 AM
What would you like to be doing to whom or what would you like whom to be doing for you? :spin:
gekkogecko
12-04-2011, 11:21 AM
Do you know what you're talking about anymore ?
jseal
12-04-2011, 07:11 PM
How could I tell if he does?
dicksbro
12-05-2011, 04:50 AM
Do you even care?
gekkogecko
12-05-2011, 09:29 AM
Is that the be-all and end-all of this conversation ?
dicksbro
12-06-2011, 07:49 PM
Is that what you're thinking?
gekkogecko
12-07-2011, 02:58 PM
Who can possibly follow my twisted thinking ?
dicksbro
12-08-2011, 05:17 AM
Don't you think that there's at least a few that might?
gekkogecko
12-08-2011, 08:35 PM
Who would they be ?
dicksbro
12-09-2011, 04:17 AM
That does make you wonder, doesn't it?
jseal
12-20-2011, 12:53 PM
Do you think pinkFlames might know?
dicksbro
12-23-2011, 02:27 AM
Do you think she'll stop by and tell us?
pinkFlames
12-23-2011, 08:35 AM
What do you need to know?
gekkogecko
12-23-2011, 09:16 AM
Is pinkflames getting paranoid ?
pinkFlames
12-24-2011, 01:39 AM
Paranoid!!? Who are you calling Paranoid?
gekkogecko
12-24-2011, 10:31 AM
Is it still paranoia if they're only out to get you sometimes ?
pinkFlames
12-26-2011, 09:01 PM
Who's out to get me?
jseal
01-20-2012, 08:47 AM
Who other than me?
dicksbro
01-21-2012, 05:32 AM
Or me?
pinkFlames
01-22-2012, 01:40 AM
Are you guys ganging up on me?
gekkogecko
01-22-2012, 11:30 AM
Are you upn for a gang bang ?
pinkFlames
01-27-2012, 11:24 PM
Why didn't I think of that? :confused:
jseal
02-04-2012, 12:16 PM
Will you join in?
pinkFlames
02-05-2012, 10:29 PM
Do you think I should?
dicksbro
02-09-2012, 03:18 AM
Wouldn't it be the friendly thing to do?
gekkogecko
02-09-2012, 01:20 PM
Can you think of other "friendly" things ?
dicksbro
02-24-2012, 04:32 AM
You mean "soft" and "squeezable" things?
gekkogecko
02-24-2012, 02:34 PM
Do you mean "things" or "actions", or both?
dicksbro
02-25-2012, 02:51 AM
If it registers on your kinkometer, I'd say it qualifies ... wouldn't you?
gekkogecko
02-25-2012, 12:29 PM
What qualifies as kinky to you?
jseal
03-07-2012, 06:09 AM
Would mayonnaise and Saran Wrap quality?
dicksbro
05-08-2012, 05:25 AM
I'd think so, wouldn't you?
dicksbro
05-12-2012, 02:25 AM
Wouldn't I what?
jseal
05-12-2012, 07:51 AM
Wouldn't you think that slathering one's significant other with mayonaise, and then wrapping up the package in Saran Wrap qualifies as a valid entry in the kinky sex ledger? :D
Where would I find the Kinky Sex ledger?
gekkogecko
05-14-2012, 03:18 PM
Why not start one yourself ?
dicksbro
05-15-2012, 02:18 AM
Do we each keep our own, then?
gekkogecko
05-16-2012, 12:17 PM
Do you want to find out what's in Gigi's?
Would you like to see it or be in it?
gekkogecko
05-20-2012, 11:36 AM
Does it have to be only one or the other ?
Would you rather it be both?
dicksbro
05-21-2012, 04:47 AM
That does sound good, doesn't it?
Maleslut1186
05-21-2012, 12:37 PM
Would you rather it be both?
BOTH !! definitely
gekkogecko
05-21-2012, 06:17 PM
Was that a question ?
Can't we give points for enthusiasm?
dicksbro
05-22-2012, 02:57 AM
How many points do you think would be appropriate?
How does 10 enthusiasm points sound?
gekkogecko
05-22-2012, 06:41 PM
Would you rather have some other "points"?
Have you been reading my Kinky ledger?
gekkogecko
05-23-2012, 05:26 PM
Are you willing to share ?
Would you like me to share?
gekkogecko
05-24-2012, 11:07 AM
How much sharing will you do?
gekkogecko
05-30-2012, 12:36 PM
Are there enough hours in the day ?
Don't we have all night too?
Maleslut1186
05-30-2012, 01:39 PM
Don't we have all weekend ?
dicksbro
05-31-2012, 03:48 AM
How about a whole week? :shrug:
Am I the only one that thinks a month sounds lovely?
dicksbro
06-01-2012, 02:50 AM
Is that a 30 or 31-day month? :slurp:
:D
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