???????????????

[gekkogecko]

Who cares, as long as we're all nude?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't nudity make security guard's jobs so much easier?

[gekkogecko]

Doesn't that depend on whether or not the definition of "nude" extends to the secuirty guard's equipment?

[WildIrish]

Would you propose requiring the security guard to have his equipment removed so as to comply? :yikes:

[GusAspar]

Have we decided who's going to remove the security guard's equipment?

[dicksbro]

Can't he remove it himself?

[WildIrish]

Would that make it any easier?

[dicksbro]

Would giving him some K-Y Gel help get it loose? :shrug:

[GusAspar]

Does anyone know what K-Y stands for?

[gekkogecko]

Does it matter?

[dicksbro]

If you really did care, would you like to check out the answer at http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question51057.html ?

[gekkogecko]

Can we trust that site?

[dicksbro]

Don't you sometimes have to take a chance?

[GusAspar]

If it's sometimes a matter of chance, how are we to work out whether now is one of those times?

[gekkogecko]

Why not just take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you would do?

[pinkFlames]

Did someone say "doughnut"?

[gekkogecko]

Did your ears just perk up?

[dicksbro]

Perky ears?

[gekkogecko]

Are ears the only perky things now?

[GusAspar]

Are you suggesting that ears were not the only perky things yesterday?

[dicksbro]

I can think of a couple of other perky bits ... can't you?

[GusAspar]

Are you reading my mind, Dick?

[gekkogecko]

Would we want to?

[dicksbro]

Should we be celebrating the arrival of Friday?

[gekkogecko]

Can we have another orgy in order to celebrate?

[dicksbro]

Sounds good to me! Why not?

[gekkogecko]

Where are the women?

[dicksbro]

Cruel Tease was around but I'm not sure where they all are now. This won't be nearly as much fun without them, will it?

[pinkFlames]

Would you like me to join in?

[gekkogecko]

Is your tub full of gelatine yet?

[GusAspar]

Gekkogecko, don't get get wrong, but do you and pF have a thing about gelatine (or anything else for that matter) which you haven't disclosed to the rest of us?

[gekkogecko]

Do I hear the voice of jealousy?

[GusAspar]

Isn't jealousy supposed to announce herself through her green eye?

[dicksbro]

Did we get away from talking about having an orgy?

[gekkogecko]

Do we need door guards to make sure people don't get away?

[pinkFlames]

Can the guards join in?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[gekkogecko]

Who's at the bottom of the pile now?

[dicksbro]

It's only Thursday so maybe one of those NFL referees can stop by on his day off and untangle the pile. What do you think?

[gekkogecko]

Does that mean somebody grabbed your balls?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you thought I meant?

[gekkogecko]

Is it what you want to happen?

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't, would you?

[gekkogecko]

How hard is the someone going to grab my balls?

[pinkFlames]

Would you allow me to grab your balls?

[dicksbro]

Did you say "grab" or "fondle?"

[GusAspar]

If PF wants your balls, isn't it a bit petty to quibble over what she wants to do with them?

[dicksbro]

Is she going to "quibble" them, too? :yikes:




Oops. I was thinking nibble. :D

[jseal]

Where does the line end?

[pinkFlames]

Where does it start?

[jseal]

With me? :wave:

[dicksbro]

Can I be in the line, too?

[gekkogecko]

Is this now a conga line?

[pinkFlames]

Do you want to dance?

[dicksbro]

... and make romance? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Is this now a song lyric thread?

[dicksbro]

Would you like it to be?

[gekkogecko]

Are we now singing, when we were dancing?

[pinkFlames]

What's wrong with an entertaining little song and dance act?

[dicksbro]

Is there something wrong with that? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Is the dancing the horizontal tango, and the singing cries of fulfillment?

[dicksbro]

Is the dancing the horizontal tango, and the singing cries of fulfillment?
If it wasn't, would it be okay if we borrowed that great idea?

[gekkogecko]

Do you hear any complaints?

[dicksbro]

Not hearing any ... what do you say ... shall we go ahead?

[rabbit]

What? Me worry?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anything to worry about?

[GusAspar]

Are we worried that Rabbit might be changing the rules by putting two questions in one post?

[pinkFlames]

Is there a rule against putting 2 questions in one post? Why wasn't I told? Will I get banned for exceeding my limit?

[gekkogecko]

What fitting punishment can we come up with for pinkFlames?

[pinkFlames]

What if I like punishment?

[dicksbro]

Are both supposed to be undressed to administer punishments?

[pinkFlames]

Can't I keep my boots on?

[gekkogecko]

What else can you do with those boots?

[dicksbro]

Don't you want it to be a surprise?

[gekkogecko]

Doesn't that depend on the kind of surprise?

[dicksbro]

What if she promised the surprises would all be good ones?

[gekkogecko]

Does her idea of "good" match my idea of "good"?

[GusAspar]

Are we suggesting pF claims to be good?

[gekkogecko]

Would you prefer it if she were "naughty"?

[dicksbro]

Didn't Santa want to know if everyone was naughty and nice? :shrug:

[GusAspar]

Wouldn't it be good if pF was naughty?

[dicksbro]

That would be something, wouldn't it?

[pinkFlames]

Do you guys really think I would be naughty at Christmas?

[GusAspar]

Is she looking at us, Dick? :huh:

[gekkogecko]

Do you ever want to be naughty at christmas?

[dicksbro]

Is that the same question as, "Do you want to have fun at Christmas?"

[GusAspar]

Are we suggesting that it's possible to have fun at Christmas without being naughty?

[gekkogecko]

Who cares? Why not just have fun?

[pinkFlames]

Has someone here got a problem having fun?

[gekkogecko]

What sort of fun?

[GusAspar]

If I suggest we all have fun today is that another way of saying Merry Christmas?

[gekkogecko]

What do you do to whom to be merry?

[dicksbro]

What would you expect to be done?

[jseal]

... and may I take pictures? :wtp:

[pinkFlames]

Could you wait until New Year?

[dicksbro]

The New Year is getting close now, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it already the new year where pinkFlames is?

[rabbit]

How many hours ahead is Australia?

[dicksbro]

Isn't it thirteen or so?

[gekkogecko]

Thirteen of what?

[GusAspar]

Thirteen of what?

I hate to be a boring, anal-retentive old fart, but do three words, not including a verb, followed by a question-mark, actually qualify as a question?

[dicksbro]

Don't they?

[GusAspar]

Are we going to argue about this till we disappear up our own arseholes, or does anyone have a new subject to ask about?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't it up to you to suggest a new subject?

[dicksbro]

How about skinny dipping?

[pinkFlames]

What about skinny dipping?

[gekkogecko]

Why are you not doing it right now?

[GusAspar]

Are you saying there's no time like the present?

[dicksbro]

Or is it that there's no present quite like time?

[gekkogecko]

Can one save time in a bottle?

[GusAspar]

Is this a crafty way of not telling us how to put a ship in a bottle?

[dicksbro]

Sometimes hard to tell, isn't it?

[jseal]

Is putting a ship in a bottle difficult?

[dicksbro]

Depends. If the bottle's mouth is big enough and the ship is small enough ... the difficulty goes way down. :D

[gekkogecko]

Are you using ship & bottle as metaphors ?

[Pita]

Should DB just tell it like it is?

[jseal]

What alternatives are there?

[dicksbro]

Wasn't I just asking a question?

[gekkogecko]

Is there any such thing as "just" a question?

[Pita]

Why do you always sound so suspicious?

[dicksbro]

It is a mystery, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Do you like mysteries?

[dicksbro]

Who doesn't?

[pinkFlames]

Do you find me mysterious?

[gekkogecko]

Can I find you at all?

[dicksbro]

Where all have you looked?

[gekkogecko]

May I look up various Pixie's women's skirts?

[dicksbro]

Athough you may lose interest in looking anywhere else, it does sound like a good place to start doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Or is that rather start, finish, and everything in between?

[dicksbro]

Above, behind, to the front and in back too ... ?

[gekkogecko]

Any which way?

[dicksbro]

Wow! Who would have thought?

[gekkogecko]

What were you thinking?

[dicksbro]

Are we the only two playing this game?

[GusAspar]

Does anyone know the rules for three players?

[dicksbro]

Would they be filed under "Rules for Threesomes?"

[GusAspar]

Wouldn't we be more likely to leave them in the filing cabinet and make up the rules as we go along?

[dicksbro]

Say, now there's a thought, isn't it?

[GreenChef]

Where is this going?

are the ladies still in bed?

Why aren't we then?

too many questions?

[gekkogecko]

How much for the women?

[dicksbro]

Are you wanting to buy them?

[gekkogecko]

Are they willing to be bought?

[dicksbro]

Seems unlikely, doesn't it?

[GusAspar]

How likely is it that we'll ever get an answer here?

[gekkogecko]

Are there any definitive answers?

[dicksbro]

Would we recognize one if we got it? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Would you just be confused?

[dicksbro]

Why, is that what you'd be?

[jseal]

Who isn't?

[dicksbro]

Would anyone not confused please hold up your hand?

[gekkogecko]

Was that your goal?

[dicksbro]

Were we suppose to have goals?

[gekkogecko]

Will that affect your behavior?

[GusAspar]

Is there a behaviour code on this thread?

[gekkogecko]

If there were, would you follow it?

[GusAspar]

Are we playing follow my leader now?

[dicksbro]

Who's the leader?

[GusAspar]

Since Dicksbro was the last to post, doesn't the saying 'the first shall be last and the last shall be first' apply?

[pinkFlames]

Huh?

[GusAspar]

Have you been paying attention, pF? :kisser:

[gekkogecko]

Should I pay attention to pinkFlames?

[GusAspar]

Don't we all need to pay attention to pinkFlames? :3way:

[gekkogecko]

What sort of attention?

[pinkFlames]

What if all your attention's making me shy? :o

[dicksbro]

Does it?

[gekkogecko]

Is there any reason to be shy?

[jseal]

Does it last long?

[dicksbro]

The reason or the shyness?

[GusAspar]

Are we really, seriously using the words 'pinkFlames' and 'shyness' in the same sentence?

[pinkFlames]

Don't you believe that a Pixies lady can be shy?

[GusAspar]

Would the Pixies lady be too shy to buy me a few drinks?

[lafehubert]

Why be shy, isn't Pixies about being outgoing? :devil:

[GusAspar]

Are we talking about going out, now?

[pinkFlames]

Who's going out together these days?

[gekkogecko]

Who isn't?

[GusAspar]

When you ask 'Who isn't?', aren't you delving into existentialism, and are you next going to ask 'Who is?'?

[gekkogecko]

Do you know what you're talking about anymore?

[GusAspar]

Are you suggesting there was a time when I knew what I was talking about?

[dicksbro]

Wasn't there?

[gekkogecko]

Are we done here?

[lafehubert]

If we were done, wouldn't the thread be closed? :banghead:

[dicksbro]

There wouldn't be much more to say, would there?

[GusAspar]

Are you seriously suggesting, Dicksbro, that there might be a time when Pixies would have nothing to say?

[lafehubert]

You don't have quiet time, Gus?

[dicksbro]

Should we all take a moment of silence to remember the lost quiet times?

[gekkogecko]

Why not give a shout out instead?

[lafehubert]

LIKE THIS??

[gekkogecko]

Is that going to get a 3.4 from the former East German judge?

[dicksbro]

Did they give votes that high?

[gekkogecko]

Are the skirts going to be that high this summer?

[PantyFanatic]

Who said high skirts for this summer? :slurp:

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be nice to have the lady's skirts very short, thin and transparent? :boink:

[gekkogecko]

Just like the underwear, if any?

[dicksbro]

That does sound good, doesn't it? :slurp:

[jseal]

Who can we persuade to model them?

[dicksbro]

How about each of our lovely Pixie ladies?

[jseal]

Any particular order?

[GusAspar]

Did you order the oysters, John?

[gekkogecko]

What were the oysters ordered to do?

[dicksbro]

Assist in the making of pearl necklaces?

[jseal]

Where will this happen?

[dicksbro]

I suspect it'll start somewhere in the digestive tract, don't you?

[jseal]

Do we need to go that far back?

[dicksbro]

Where did you want to start?

[GusAspar]

Haven't we already started?

[gekkogecko]

Did I come in on the middle of this thread?

[GusAspar]

Was there a beginning?

[gekkogecko]

Is the end of the beginning the beginning of the end?

[dicksbro]

Yes is the correct answer, isn't it?

[GusAspar]

Are you saying that no would be a wrong answer?

[gekkogecko]

Are there any wrong answers?

[GusAspar]

If I told you the answer, would you know whether it was right or wrong?

[dicksbro]

And, even if we could ... would we really care?

[gekkogecko]

Why are we arguing semantics, instead of talking about sex?

[dicksbro]

If sex is so cool, why do I always perspire?

[GusAspar]

Are you trying to tell us you're hot, Dick?

[gekkogecko]

Is he hot, or is the sex hot?

[dicksbro]

Gotta' be the sex, don't ya' think?

[gekkogecko]

How often do you think about sex?

[pinkFlames]

When aren't I thinking about sex?

[jseal]

Would you like to do more that think about it?

[Pita]

Are you making an offer?

[gekkogecko]

What sort of offer would you like?

[Pita]

How greedy can I be?

[GusAspar]

What makes me think Tess is licking her lips?

[Pita]

Am I that transparent?

[dicksbro]

Transparent lingerie is always nice. :boink:



:slurp:

[gekkogecko]

But is she currently wearing transparent lingerie?

[Pita]

Is transparent lingerie sexier than just plain naked?

[dicksbro]

Not necessarily, but, isn't it always fun to unwrap those special gifts?

[GusAspar]

Is there a present for me to unwrap?

[Pita]

Have you been a good boy?

[dicksbro]

Do you mean good as in good or good as in bad? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Is there a difference?

[Pita]

That would be a matter of opinion, wouldn't it?

[dicksbro]

Yours or mine?

[gekkogecko]

Is everyone entitled to your opinion?

[Pita]

Should I charge for it?

[dicksbro]

Charge for ... WHAT? :yikes:





:slurp:

:D

[gekkogecko]

Who's leading the charge into Tess' bedroom?

[Pita]

Whoa! How many are charging and should I open the door a little wider? :)

[gekkogecko]

Why don't we just batter it down?

[dicksbro]

Isn't this fun?

[jseal]

Will TinglingTess agree?

[dicksbro]

Why wouldn't she? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Would she, or wouldn't she?

[Pita]

Are you asking if I would like a good battering? What do you think? ;)

[dicksbro]

If we covered you in batter, could I lick the bowl? :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Just what do you mean by "bowl" ?