???????????????

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be great if IWM stopped by, too?

[IowaMan]

Think she'd bring us jelly beans?

[dicksbro]

I don't know about jelly beans, but do you think she'd cut our hair?

[Pita]

Anybody else hoping Tess makes an Easter weekend showing here today?


What were you wanting me to show IowaMan? :brows:

[IowaMan]

Have any soapy shower pictures? :p

[Pita]

Do you? :)

[IowaMan]

Nobody would want to see those..........would they?

[dicksbro]

Should we get back to drooling over Tess ... er ... talking about Tess' pictures?

[IowaMan]

I'm thinking 65" color monitor would come in quite handy, and trigger the drooling mechanism in all of us, while looking at pics of Tess, don't you?

[dicksbro]

Is 65" the biggest possible?

[IowaMan]

Do you think my neighbors would mind if I set up a huge Diamondvision screen like they have at the ballparks in my front yard so they could follow along with my daily journeys thru Pixies?

[jseal]

Do you think you would you still have any neighbors if you did that?

[Coaster]

Are they that understanding?

[1nutworld]

do you think that some of your neighbors might become even more "friendly" if you did?

[Coaster]

Anyone lined up on your sidewalk yet?

[dicksbro]

How does IowaMan come up with all these good ideas?

[1nutworld]

Why can't I think of any?

[Coaster]

Is he a perv extraordinaire?

[dicksbro]

Should we ask him?

[1nutworld]

any chance of getting a ladies opinion?

[Coaster]

Any around?

[dicksbro]

Have you tried shouting out to see if they're nearby?

[IowaMan]

Mind if I give it a try?

[1nutworld]

Do you think that the ladies have all gone and left us here alone?

[jseal]

Ladies! Where Are You?

[dicksbro]

Ladies, why have you left?

[jseal]

What can be done to get them back?

[1nutworld]

Do you suppose that we need to get Aqua and his avitar here, and the women might come back?

[IowaMan]

We've got the king of avatars here with DB, that should be good enough shouldn't it?

[dicksbro]

*sniff* Wouldn't the evidence suggest otherwise, IM? :tear:

[IowaMan]

Don't you think that maybe the ladies are just staying away to keep Mrs. DB from getting jealous? :nod:

[dicksbro]

Do you think that's it? :)

[IowaMan]

Seems to be the only logical explanation, don't you think?

[Pita]

Can I help? :brows:

[dicksbro]

:slurp: Yep. :slurp:

:wave: Hi, TinglingTess. You've been missed! :wave:

[Pita]

What do you want with all that tongue wagging?



Hi DB, I have missed you too! :x:

[IowaMan]

Can I get a kiss Tess???


Oh, I'm so pathetic. :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Wasn't that rather a sign of enthusiasm, IM?

[IowaMan]

Can you believe she didn't fall for that one? :(

[dicksbro]

We need more lady smut games players, don't we?

[jseal]

Which ones?

[IowaMan]

Can't afford to be picky can we? :rofl:

[dicksbro]

If they're pixies, does it matter?

[IowaMan]

Can we send out an open invitation to them all? :wish:

[Pita]

Can you think of an incentive to offer the ladies?

[Winston77]

Is that your best offer?

[dicksbro]

Do you think Tess would give us a hint?

[IowaMan]

Shall we officially put this issue on the agenda for PAGAN '08?

[dicksbro]

Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it?

[IowaMan]

Is it too early to start figuring out the details for PAGAN '08?

[dicksbro]

I don't think it's ever too early, do you?

[Pita]

When are you bringing Pagan south????? Like to Georgia :D

[Coaster]

When are you bringing Pagan south????? Like to Georgia :D


Oh I'd definately visit Savannah some February or March.... shouldn't we plan it for during the St Paddy's celebrations? :irish:

[dicksbro]

Now, faith and begorah, laddie, wouldn't a PAGAN St Paddy's Day be a sight to see?

[IowaMan]

Do you think maybe I should've stolen the leprechaun costume when I was at the Notre Dame game a couple of weeks ago?

[dicksbro]

Is that something you've wanted to do?

[IowaMan]

Would've made for an odd way for me to get on the news, don't you think?

[dicksbro]

Don't know why I just thought of Green Eggs and Ham ... unless ... do you think it's because steeling the leprechaun costume would make you "Green Tights on the Lamb?" :confused:

[Pita]

Can you imagine the kinky thoughts I'm having about Iowaman in a leprechaun costume? :brows:

[IowaMan]

You don't suppose I could be lucky enough to find a pot of gold do you Tess?

[musicman]

If you find it, will you tell me where it was IM?

[Pita]

Do you think if he found a pot of gold he would fly us all to a Pagan get together?

[GreenChef]

I hope so

[IowaMan]

You don't think I could resist doing that do you?

[Pita]

What else might you find hard to resist?

[IowaMan]

Do you think I could resist a sexy redhead?

[Pita]

Are you saying that you could be persuaded to give up your chocolate if she asked you?

[IowaMan]

What would I get in return? :p

[Pita]

So you're a nothing for free kind of guy then?

[IowaMan]

You wouldn't think I was easy if I gave it up for nothing? :D

[Pita]

Would you say you're a challenge then?

[IowaMan]

If I said I was smarter than the average bear, would that make sense?

[1nutworld]

What do you two think this is, the answer with a question thread or something??

[IowaMan]

You mean it isn't?


(I must've taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque.)

[dicksbro]

You've been to Albuquerque?

[IowaMan]

Yep, have you?

[Pita]

What the hell is up with DB's new av???

[IowaMan]

Bruce Lee wannabe perhaps?

[Pita]

What should I do if it gives me a nightmare tonight?

[IowaMan]

Won't your Joe comfort you? :hot:

[Pita]

Do you think he might confuse my cries of terror for moans of passion?

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't it be a fun way to wake up if he did?

[Pita]

Yessssssssssss!! However, did you know that he has a very bad cold and refuses to come near me for fear I will catch it?

[IowaMan]

Has he been to the doctor?

[dicksbro]

Is he feverish?

[IowaMan]

Suppose Tess played nurse for him?

[lusty1]

Do you think that would make him hotter?

[dicksbro]

You'd think so,wouldn't you?

[IowaMan]

Do you think his temp would rise or would it be something else that became "elevated"?

[lusty1]

Do you think that he would still feel ill if that happened?

[IowaMan]

I think it would make me feel better, wouldn't something like that work for you?

[lusty1]

Would you believe me if I said that it would make me feel 1000% better?

[IowaMan]

Would you believe me if I told you it sounds like it would be a lot of fun to be your Dr. Feelgood?

[lusty1]

If I said that sounded like a good idea to me, would you take my temperature with your special thermometer?

[IowaMan]

Orally or anally?

[lusty1]

Would you think me bad if I said "both"?

[IowaMan]

When would you like me to make my housecall? :D

[lusty1]

How soon can you get here?

[IowaMan]

Hmmmm, would tonight be too soon? :rofl:

[lusty1]

Should I leave the porch light on for you?

[IowaMan]

Think maybe you could give me an address too while you're at it? :rofl:

[lusty1]

Would you promise to come to my house if I did?

[IowaMan]

Would you promise to let me in when I got there? :D

[lusty1]

Will you ring the doorbell twice?

[IowaMan]

Will that gain me entry?

[lusty1]

Are you talking about entry through the door?

[dicksbro]

Were you thinking of another kind of entry point?

[mikaylasmummy]

How about the backdoor?

[IowaMan]

Ooooh, that sounds sort of fun, doesn't it?

[dicksbro]

Kind of excites you, doesn't it?

[IowaMan]

Would you believe me if I told you ...............YES!!!!!!!!! ?????

[Coaster]

Should we surprise her by buzzing her front and back doors at the same time?

[lusty1]

How could I decide which one to accept entry into first?

[IowaMan]

Could we try for simultaneous entry?

[lusty1]

Do you two play well together?;)

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't you be the better judge of that?

[lusty1]

Would I be able to tell once you got to my house?

[IowaMan]

Do you want me to come to your house?

[lusty1]

Why would you even have to ask?

[IowaMan]

Aren't I supposed to ask questions in this thread? :p

[lusty1]

Yes, but why would you think I would have any kind of informative answers?

[IowaMan]

Doesn't my amazing grasp of the obvious just crack you up?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't you prefer to be IN some crack?

[IowaMan]

Did you have any particular one in mind for me?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't it be more proper for YOU to choose?

[IowaMan]

What if I choose poorly?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't it be great if you could choose again and again until you get it right?

[IowaMan]

Isn't that one of the special rules of the game?

[lusty1]

Didn't you know you can play by your own rules?

[IowaMan]

Would you like to help me come up with a few new ones?

[lusty1]

Didn't I tell you I'm not big on rules?

[jseal]

What kind of game has no rules?

[gekkogecko]

Will this thread never end?

[lusty1]

What do you think would happen if it did end?

[jseal]

Dare we think such a thing?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't there be a lot less questions?

[lusty1]

Isn't that what would make the game over?

[dicksbro]

That would be sad, wouldn't it?

[lusty1]

Don't you hate being sad?

[Glyndwr]

Doesn't being sad make 'happy again' all the better?

[lusty1]

Do you think adults should still believe in "happily ever after"?

[Glyndwr]

Wouldn't it make life dull if there were nothing to believe in?

[dicksbro]

Is that profound, or what?

[Glyndwr]

What?

[jseal]

^^ Could there be a shorter post than that?

[Glyndwr]

Eh?

[lusty1]

Can we find a new topic?

[Glyndwr]

What do you have in mind?

[lusty1]

Don't you think it should be something related to sex?

[Glyndwr]

Is there anything else?

[lusty1]

Have you ever heard of something called abstinence?

[Glyndwr]

Isn't that a french alcoholic drink?

[lusty1]

Don't they say äbstinence makes you hard even longer", or something like that? ;) :D

[Glyndwr]

How long does the abstinence have to last?

[lusty1]

Don't you think anything over 20 minutes would be too long to be abstinent?

[Glyndwr]

That long, isn't that excessive?

[lusty1]

Who is the judge of what is excessive?

[Glyndwr]

Where do I apply for such a job?

[lusty1]

Is there an adult store near you?

[Glyndwr]

Does near mean in the same town?

[lusty1]

Could it mean anything else?

[Glyndwr]

It could mean the same street couldn't it?

[lusty1]

Have you ever played "Conversation With a Twist"?

[Glyndwr]

Is that an invitation?

[lusty1]

Would you like to try it and see?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't you rather just crawl between the sheets?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't you think that was as good of a place to start as any?

[Coaster]

Would you grab the headboard with both hands?

[lusty1]

Do you think it would be necessary for safety reasons?

[Coaster]

Or would it be that you're giving in to what's going to happen?

[lusty1]

I love to hear you say it...can you tell me what's going to happen? ;)

[Coaster]

Can you close your eyes and just feel it?

[lusty1]

Did I tell you I studied braille?

[Coaster]

Isn't that hard to do while gripping the headboard?

[lusty1]

Did you know I'm NOT usually the one gripping the headboard? ;)

[Coaster]

Isn't that why I've reversed your role?

[lusty1]

Didn't you know that "role reversal" was another name for strap-on play?

[dicksbro]

Is that a proposition?

[gekkogecko]

DB, do you want lusty1 to proposition you?

[Coaster]

Would that be a good thing?

[lusty1]

You don't think I'd complain ,do you?

[dicksbro]

You wouldn't, would you?

[gekkogecko]

Do you find that prospect frightening?

[Coaster]

Would it not be exciting?

[lusty1]

Don't you think most things are exciting if done properly?

[Coaster]

Could you describe "done properly"?

[lusty1]

Don't you think you've been "done properly" more than once?

[Coaster]

Do you have any ideas?

[dicksbro]

Are you taking notes?

[lusty1]

Could I borrow yours?

[Coaster]

Do you learn better by "doing"?

[lusty1]

Do you mean by the "hands on" approach? :D

[Coaster]

Haha.....yesssssssssss and with your tongue too?

[lusty1]

Well, doesn't THAT sound like oodles of fun?!?

[dicksbro]

Isn't there an ol' saying, "Fun is where the tongue is?" :shrug:

[jseal]

Where did you hear THAT one?

[Coaster]

Sounds enticing doesn't it?

[lusty1]

Doesn't anything involving the tongue sound enticing if you're on Pixies?

[Coaster]

And does it involve sucking sounds?

[lusty1]

Isn't sucking one of the most enticing sounds in life? :D

[dicksbro]

Certainly has it's appeal, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anything you don't find appealing, DB?

[lusty1]

Would that be a negative thought?

[jseal]

Why go out of one's way to be negative?

[lusty1]

Who wants to be thought of as negative?

[alspals69]

are you positive you don't want to be thought of as negative?

[lusty1]

Isn't the best negative either a VD or pregnancy test?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't sound bad, does it?

[lusty1]

Can you tell how relieved I am not to have a positive on either test?

[gekkogecko]

How worried do you thibnk I would be if *I* had a positive pregnancy test?

[jseal]

Wouldn't that make you rich?

[Coaster]

Who's rich?

[dicksbro]

Anyone named Richard might qualify, don't you think?

[Winston77]

Don't you have to pay me to think?

[lusty1]

Who told you that?

[dicksbro]

Silly ... isn't he?

[Coaster]

Lusty, can I lick your name off your AV?

[Winston77]

Do you really think she'll let you?

[lusty1]

Do you think I'd tell him "no"?

[IowaMan]

Would you let me have a lick?

[lusty1]

Do you think I'd limit you to just 1?

[IowaMan]

So I could go until you were absolutely satisfied?

[lusty1]

Do you think I'd want you to stop any sooner?

[IowaMan]

Do you think I'd actually stop until you were absolutely satisfied?

[dicksbro]

You don't think you'd eventually get tired?

[lusty1]

How long do you think it would take to satisfy me?

[dicksbro]

You mean the first time or the last time?

[lusty1]

Have you always been this insightful about women? ;)

[Coaster]

Is lusty thrashing around yet?

[Winston77]

Well don't you think she'd have answered if she could?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you think?

[Coaster]

Think she's been tied up?

[gekkogecko]

Do you think she wants to be?

[lusty1]

Do I have a choice in this?

[Winston77]

Why do you ask?

[lusty1]

Am I bothering you with my manner of playing?

[IowaMan]

How far from San Francisco is Washington state?

[lusty1]

Would you have time for me to consult my map :D

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't it be fun if I could stop in and say hi?

[lusty1]

Did you know I would be quite enthusiastic in saying "hi" to you in return?

[IowaMan]

Would I enjoy Washington?

[lusty1]

Do you like oceans, mountains or rainforests?

[IowaMan]

Could I still see the Cubs games on TV there?

[lusty1]

Did you know that I have a satellite dish with EVERY channel...even in Spanish?

[IowaMan]

Did you know that I'd probably really enjoy watching a TV hooked up to your satellite dish?

[lusty1]

Did I forget to tell you that there are probably better things to do where I live than watch TV, if one doesn't mind missing a cubs game or two?

[IowaMan]

Are you sure those things are going to be more fun for me than watching the Cubs? :p

[lusty1]

Would you be willing to try them and find out or just watch the game, hope I was wrong? ;)

[IowaMan]

Could I maybe try them over and over until I was sure I had enough chance to make up my mind?

[lusty1]

Do you think I would ever tell you no?