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dicksbro
10-20-2009, 12:34 PM
I can't think of anything, can you?
jseal
10-21-2009, 07:59 AM
So which of the many delightful parts of sex should we talk about?
dicksbro
10-21-2009, 07:18 PM
Should we start at the beginning with foreplay?
jseal
10-23-2009, 07:55 AM
What do you usually start with?
dicksbro
10-24-2009, 04:23 AM
Is that important?
Are you saying foreplay isn't important?
dicksbro
10-25-2009, 04:56 AM
Would I say anything that foolish?
gekkogecko
10-28-2009, 12:09 PM
Is it possible for you to say anything not foolish?
Maleslut1186
10-28-2009, 01:09 PM
Is Dicksbro once again demonstrating that there is no such thing as unutterable nonsense ?
dicksbro
10-28-2009, 02:57 PM
You had doubts?
jseal
10-29-2009, 08:28 AM
About what?
dicksbro
10-30-2009, 03:23 AM
Are we getting off-track again?
GusAspar
10-30-2009, 04:11 AM
Will TinglingTess warn us if the foreplay stage has gone on long enough?
pinkFlames
10-30-2009, 05:16 AM
Can foreplay ever go on for too long?
dicksbro
10-30-2009, 06:15 AM
Maybe, but wouldn't she tell him if she wanted it to end, or, he'd tell her if his condition was reaching a critical stage?
Maleslut1186
11-02-2009, 08:56 AM
Maybe Pink Flames was right foreplay is never too long but how long can a question thread on the subject of foreplay go on ?
gekkogecko
11-02-2009, 10:11 AM
Doesn't it go on until it ends?
Maleslut1186
11-02-2009, 10:19 AM
Whow know that skinks were so smart ?
Will TinglingTess warn us if the foreplay stage has gone on long enough?
Would pulling you up by your ears be a good warning?
GusAspar
11-02-2009, 11:22 AM
Can't you think of anything else of mine you'd like to pull? :idea:
jseal
11-02-2009, 12:49 PM
Would you prefer TinglingTess to answer that?
dicksbro
11-02-2009, 01:27 PM
Probably would make more sense, wouldn't it?
Whatever could GusAspar be referring to?
dicksbro
11-03-2009, 04:00 AM
Do you think he has something naughty or nice in mind?
Maleslut1186
11-03-2009, 08:57 AM
Would anyone of us Pixies have naughty thoughts?
gekkogecko
11-03-2009, 10:46 AM
Would you define 'naughty' ?
Maleslut1186
11-03-2009, 02:49 PM
I would define naughty as (comparative naughtier, superlative naughtiest).
risque: flirting with impropriety and/or bad taste; morally dubious, especially sexually suggestive, usually in a mild way.
If I find more naughty magazines in your room, you're going over my knee as scantily dressed as the naughtiest picture!
(archaic) evil, wicked, morally vicious
wouldn't you ?
Don't you find naughty behavior extremely arousing?
dicksbro
11-04-2009, 05:06 AM
That would appear to be the case, wouldn't it?
Maleslut1186
11-04-2009, 08:17 AM
Don't you find naughty behavior extremely arousing?
Why wouldn't anyone( even non pixies) find naughty behavoir extremely arousing ?
Coaster
11-04-2009, 11:01 AM
Naughty behavior with Tess? :thumbs:
Is that a question or a wish? :x:
Coaster
11-04-2009, 11:04 AM
Is that a question or a wish? :x:
Are you into making my wishes come true? :x:
gekkogecko
11-04-2009, 11:46 AM
Shouldn't you remember the old adage, "Be wary of what you wish for."?
Coaster
11-04-2009, 01:12 PM
And the problem is? :spank:
The question is who submits and who holds the paddle? :spank:
dicksbro
11-05-2009, 04:55 AM
Will there be chairs for the audience and popcorn to munch on?
Maleslut1186
11-05-2009, 09:13 AM
[QUOTE=TinglingTess]The question is who submits and who holds the paddle? :spank:[/QUOTE
How quickly do you wish me to hand you the paddle Tess ?
gekkogecko
11-05-2009, 12:36 PM
And who grabs the paddle from TT?
Wouldn't that be your lizardman? :booty:
dicksbro
11-05-2009, 05:50 PM
Wouldn't that be your lizardman? :booty:
Would that make him a Pretty Princess Paddle Poacher?
gekkogecko
11-06-2009, 10:33 AM
Possibly?
Are you confirming or denying?
dicksbro
11-07-2009, 05:14 AM
If I answered, "Yes," would that make sense?
jseal
11-07-2009, 11:55 AM
Would you rather say "No"?
Wouldn't he always wonder what could have happened if he said no?
dicksbro
11-08-2009, 04:10 AM
The question was whether I was confirming or denying. By saying, "Yes," doesn't that mean I'm either confirming or denying? Wouldn't "no" be the same as "no comment?" :shrug:
:D
Are you trying to have me figure out your logic in asking a question? :huh:
dicksbro
11-09-2009, 05:43 AM
Don't you want to?
Maleslut1186
11-09-2009, 08:29 AM
Why should she attempt the impossible ?
dicksbro
11-09-2009, 08:36 AM
Why not?
jseal
11-09-2009, 08:45 AM
Wouldn’t that be because she has other things to do?
dicksbro
11-09-2009, 11:49 AM
She does?
What are you all talking about?
pinkFlames
11-11-2009, 02:43 AM
Tess, do you get the feeling that they're talking about you?
dicksbro
11-11-2009, 04:42 AM
Would we do that?
jseal
11-11-2009, 09:54 AM
Why not? :D
dicksbro
11-11-2009, 06:32 PM
I'm not sure, do you know?
GreenChef
11-12-2009, 01:19 AM
I don't ... do I?
dicksbro
11-12-2009, 04:17 AM
Any chance we can change the subject?
pinkFlames
11-12-2009, 06:55 AM
Now,why would you want to do that?
GusAspar
11-12-2009, 07:55 AM
Is someone trying to avoid answering the question?
dicksbro
11-12-2009, 08:14 AM
Hard to imagine that, isn't it?
Coaster
11-12-2009, 01:07 PM
What's the question again?
Did I hear a niner in there??
dicksbro
11-12-2009, 07:01 PM
A 49-er? Was the question about the SF fooltball team?
Why can't the question be about sex?
nwnnguy
11-12-2009, 07:11 PM
why can't you just get naked?
nwnnguy
11-12-2009, 08:27 PM
what kind of life would lead you to ask such a question?
Are you trying to get into my head?
nwnnguy
11-12-2009, 09:35 PM
Would you like me inside of you?
dicksbro
11-13-2009, 03:59 AM
Wouldn't be my first choice :D, but how about a couple of beers instead? http://bestsmileys.com/drinking/17.gif
jseal
11-13-2009, 12:59 PM
Who would prefer beer to TinglingTess? :yikes:
What about if I serve you beer...............naked? :boobs:
gekkogecko
11-13-2009, 02:28 PM
Do you realize I prefer my beer in a mug to naked?
dicksbro
11-13-2009, 04:06 PM
Okay, can I have the beer served naked then? How about it Tingling Tess? :slurp:
Can you show me a little more eagerness?
nwnnguy
11-13-2009, 05:57 PM
Would it help if I told you I was panting?
dicksbro
11-16-2009, 04:34 AM
You can probably guess that it wouldn't help me, can't you?
GusAspar
11-16-2009, 05:41 AM
Are we relying on guesswork to get help now?
dicksbro
11-16-2009, 07:20 AM
Why not?
jseal
11-16-2009, 08:29 AM
Are there alternatives?
nwnnguy
11-16-2009, 08:42 AM
Could we maybe just destroy something very important to only a small group of people and when they complain, blame it on them?
wait....
gekkogecko
11-16-2009, 10:10 AM
Is anyone here complaining?
AngelicVampires
11-16-2009, 05:13 PM
Should we be complaining?
nwnnguy
11-16-2009, 08:51 PM
Have you a reason to complain?
dicksbro
11-17-2009, 03:45 AM
Do you have to have a reason?
Wouldn't having a reason get you at least a little sympathy?
nwnnguy
11-18-2009, 12:16 AM
wouldn't everyone just ignore you anyway?
Maleslut1186
11-18-2009, 08:33 AM
Who could ignore the lovely Tingling Tess ?
gekkogecko
11-18-2009, 01:40 PM
Why would anyone want to?
Is it because they are afraid of me? :devil:
dicksbro
11-19-2009, 04:07 AM
Is it fear or unbridled excitement?
nwnnguy
11-19-2009, 09:55 AM
Or uninhibited lust?
dicksbro
11-19-2009, 12:19 PM
This is sounding better all the time, isn't it?
gekkogecko
11-20-2009, 10:55 AM
Could it get any worse?
nwnnguy
11-20-2009, 12:38 PM
Could Tess really be a guy?
no offense, Tess :)
dicksbro
11-20-2009, 02:07 PM
I wouldn't think that and wonder if anyone would? :yikes:
pinkFlames
11-21-2009, 03:20 AM
Can we really be sure of anyone's gender on the Internet?
dicksbro
11-21-2009, 05:35 AM
You mean you don't always believe what people post on the internet? :yikes:
Coaster
11-21-2009, 10:03 PM
Why not? :huh:
dicksbro
11-22-2009, 04:30 AM
Would doubting them harm their sense of self-esteem?
pinkFlames
11-22-2009, 08:01 AM
Couldn't lack of self-esteem cause them to lie in the first place?
gekkogecko
11-22-2009, 09:16 AM
Do you only care where they lie if it turns out to be your bed?
jseal
11-23-2009, 06:55 AM
Can you think of a better place?
Who the hell thinks I'm a guy? :argue:
Cause I'm NOT! :boobs:
dicksbro
11-24-2009, 03:53 AM
Did somebody thing that? :yikes:
nwnnguy
11-24-2009, 03:59 AM
How do you thing something?
jseal
11-24-2009, 10:06 AM
May I 'thing' TinglingTess? :hot:
pinkFlames
11-24-2009, 06:14 PM
Would Tess enjoy being thinged?
dicksbro
11-25-2009, 03:34 AM
Don't you think thinging could become a new fad?
jseal
11-25-2009, 11:39 AM
Is Pixies Place the leading edge again?
Maleslut1186
11-25-2009, 01:37 PM
It is the leading edge of thinging ?
dicksbro
11-25-2009, 05:37 PM
Does thinging have edges? :yikes:
gekkogecko
11-25-2009, 08:17 PM
Is edge play your thing?
Didn't we already have this conversation?
dicksbro
11-26-2009, 04:50 AM
It is getting a bit stale, isn't it?
pinkFlames
11-26-2009, 06:29 AM
Is there any way we can freshen it up?
GusAspar
11-26-2009, 07:06 AM
Is it true that things ain't what they used to be?
dicksbro
11-27-2009, 02:31 AM
And won't the future likely be different than we expect?
Is it me or am I just too tired for all this philosophical talk?
dicksbro
11-28-2009, 03:17 AM
I suspect that could be true of many of us, don't you?
jseal
11-28-2009, 07:05 AM
Gosh, I wonder what other subject might be of interest?
Wanna talk about sex...or....sex?
Coaster
11-28-2009, 11:12 PM
May I Tess?
dicksbro
11-29-2009, 04:00 AM
So, are we talking about sex now?
Weren't you just about to tell us your hottest sexual fantasy?
dicksbro
11-30-2009, 03:55 AM
I'f vuz but i' burn ma tung, duncha know? :yikes:
You wouldn't be trying to get out of talking, would you DB?
nwnnguy
11-30-2009, 09:08 PM
Can I pulls the bow?
jseal
12-01-2009, 09:38 AM
Sure, why not?
dicksbro
12-01-2009, 05:01 PM
Sure, why not?
Undoing the bow sounds like fun, doesn't it?
nwnnguy
12-01-2009, 09:04 PM
Don't you wonder what wonders would be released?
dicksbro
12-02-2009, 01:53 AM
Who wouldn't wonder about that?
gekkogecko
12-02-2009, 11:25 AM
What is the sound of one Tess being unwrapped?
Wouldn't that depend on who was the one doing the unwrapping?
Maleslut1186
12-02-2009, 02:22 PM
If I was doing the unwrapping would sound like Tess having an orgasm ?
gekkogecko
12-03-2009, 10:28 AM
Do we have audible proof that Tess has orgasms?
Maleslut1186
12-03-2009, 10:50 AM
We should have audible proof of Tess's orgasms shouldn't we ?
dicksbro
12-04-2009, 03:52 AM
Wouldn't you rather experience it live?
jseal
12-04-2009, 08:45 AM
Would I be able to live through it?
dicksbro
12-04-2009, 12:35 PM
Don't you think you would?
Can't you boys find something other than my screaming orgasms to talk about? :huh:
dicksbro
12-06-2009, 03:01 AM
What could be more interesting and exciting than that?
nwnnguy
12-06-2009, 07:23 AM
Why would Tess not want us to talk about that?
Can't we talk about your orgasms?
dicksbro
12-07-2009, 03:35 AM
Is that what you want to talk about?
nwnnguy
12-07-2009, 08:27 AM
Can we think of a problem with talking about my orgasms?
Maleslut1186
12-07-2009, 09:05 AM
Did Tess admits she screams during orgrams to make us want to hear one of hers even more ?
Are you really a male slut? :brows:
dicksbro
12-08-2009, 04:26 AM
Is that a wish?
Maleslut1186
12-08-2009, 09:54 AM
Doesn't the lovely Tess know by now that yes I am MALE, very much a slut and would tell her all about my orgasms if she'd ask or tell me too ?
gekkogecko
12-08-2009, 11:46 AM
What kind of question is that?
dicksbro
12-08-2009, 12:22 PM
A rather unusual one, don't you think?
Am I the only one that got a little turned on reading Maleslut's question? It was a question right? :D
dicksbro
12-09-2009, 04:10 AM
Was it? :shrug:
jseal
12-09-2009, 09:02 AM
Was it the RIGHT question?
Maleslut1186
12-09-2009, 10:44 AM
Should I tell Tess that knowing my question got her turned makes me more then a bit hot and horny ? OPPS I guess I did
gekkogecko
12-09-2009, 11:13 AM
Are you two capable of not turning yourselves on?
And if so, do we really want you to not?
Isn't having the ability to be turned on, with or without help, one of the perks of being a Pixie?
dicksbro
12-10-2009, 03:15 AM
That does sound like something we could all agree with, doesn't it?
nwnnguy
12-10-2009, 08:24 AM
Is this the time we just start requesting nudes?
gekkogecko
12-10-2009, 10:26 AM
Why request, why not just run around without clothes in the first place?
dicksbro
12-10-2009, 03:40 PM
Do you think anyone would mind?
Wouldn't that depend on the where or when you would be doing this nude running around? I mean would nude Walmart shopping get you the wrong kind of attention? :D
dicksbro
12-11-2009, 04:41 AM
You mean like the local law enforcement kind of attention?
gekkogecko
12-11-2009, 10:28 AM
Why shouldn't the local law enforcement be nude as well?
dicksbro
12-11-2009, 05:52 PM
That's a good idea, isn't it?
gekkogecko
12-12-2009, 11:10 AM
Wouldn't that depend on how cold it is in the locality?
dicksbro
12-13-2009, 04:09 AM
Do you think that'd bother them?
GusAspar
12-13-2009, 04:45 AM
Has anyone ever been bothered by a naked policeman?
gekkogecko
12-13-2009, 02:12 PM
Would you rather face a naked, bothered policewoman?
dicksbro
12-13-2009, 03:38 PM
How about just a naked, bothered woman?
Could you fix what was bothering her?
pinkFlames
12-14-2009, 04:42 AM
What if you can't?
dicksbro
12-14-2009, 04:46 AM
That would be a shame, wouldn't it?
gekkogecko
12-14-2009, 10:16 AM
Is there any shame in trying?
GusAspar
12-14-2009, 10:56 AM
Are you trying to make me feel ashamed?
nwnnguy
12-14-2009, 11:32 AM
what is there to be ashamed about?
What happens when you feel shame?
nwnnguy
12-14-2009, 09:06 PM
I becoming aroused a sign of shame?
Is that a serious question, or are you just trying to make us talk about your arousal issues?
nwnnguy
12-14-2009, 10:53 PM
do you want to talk about my arousal?
does me not getting any since Halloween make you aroused?
dicksbro
12-15-2009, 02:33 AM
Are you asking me? http://bestsmileys.com/nono/4.gif
nwnnguy
12-15-2009, 07:09 AM
would you like me to be?
Can you tell me how you would feel if were to have your arousal sated?
dicksbro
12-15-2009, 11:00 AM
Pleasantly tired is what I'd guess, how about you?
gekkogecko
12-15-2009, 11:35 AM
Wouldn't that depend on who was doing the arousing?
dicksbro
12-16-2009, 04:54 AM
You mean I shouldn't have thought it was Tess? :(
nwnnguy
12-16-2009, 07:42 AM
Isn't it best to assume a glory hole type situation when posting on pixies'?
Coaster
12-16-2009, 09:13 AM
Did I miss the movie "Unwrapping Tess"?
pinkFlames
12-16-2009, 09:20 AM
Was that a Christmas movie?
Coaster
12-16-2009, 09:25 AM
It had a great story line...... wanna watch it together?
Did this movie involve being naughty or nice?
dicksbro
12-17-2009, 03:26 AM
Would you believe nicely naughty?
gekkogecko
12-18-2009, 10:40 AM
Have you any real idea of what I may or may not believe?
GusAspar
12-18-2009, 11:15 AM
If I had an idea about what you believe, how would I know it was real?
dicksbro
12-18-2009, 02:07 PM
If it's not real, does that mean it's make-believe?
jseal
12-19-2009, 06:44 AM
Is there a way to tell the difference?
dicksbro
12-19-2009, 07:35 AM
Does anyone know the answer to that question?
nwnnguy
12-19-2009, 08:07 AM
are we getting a little too philosophical for the internet?
gekkogecko
12-19-2009, 04:41 PM
If the internet is for porn, can it also be for philosophical porn?
Does that mean a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste?
dicksbro
12-19-2009, 09:11 PM
Soiunds logical, doesn't it?
jseal
12-20-2009, 01:41 PM
Can the theory be tested?
Are you offering yourself up for research of a perverted nature?
cowgirltease
12-20-2009, 07:04 PM
Am I allowed to perv on you? :P
Hey lady, it's been awhile hasn't it? :)
dicksbro
12-21-2009, 03:14 AM
It's always good to see new pervs ... er ... blood here in the Smut Games, isn't it?
gekkogecko
12-21-2009, 10:35 AM
Newbies or returnees, does it matter?
dicksbro
12-22-2009, 04:50 AM
I can't imagine why it would, can you?
nwnnguy
12-22-2009, 08:19 AM
Meat is meat, is it not?
dicksbro
12-23-2009, 01:50 AM
And a rose by any other name still has thorns ... doesn't it?
nwnnguy
12-23-2009, 08:01 AM
Don't all great things have some drawbacks?
gekkogecko
12-23-2009, 03:11 PM
How could thorns be drawbacks?
Isn't it eerie the way me and the lizardman think so much a like? :)
dicksbro
12-24-2009, 04:51 AM
Isn't it amazing how much effect TT's avatars can warm things up? :hot:
Do you like my latest av?
dicksbro
12-28-2009, 04:17 AM
:hot: What's not to like? Did you turn the furnace up? :hot:
gekkogecko
12-28-2009, 01:52 PM
Is it hot enough for fire play?
imaginewithme
12-28-2009, 09:28 PM
Is it hot enough for fire play?
It is pretty steamy here, what is fire play?
dicksbro
12-28-2009, 09:42 PM
Following your post is a good example. :slurp:
imaginewithme
12-28-2009, 09:43 PM
Was that really a question or did I distract you?
dicksbro
12-28-2009, 10:06 PM
Utterly distracted. Couldn't you tell? :spin:
gekkogecko
12-29-2009, 11:46 AM
But what does the distraction have to do with open flame?
GusAspar
12-29-2009, 01:07 PM
Aren't you a salamander, GG?
Would you believe that for all my kinky ways, I've yet to experience fire-play? :(
dicksbro
12-29-2009, 06:33 PM
Wouldn't it be better to leave the fire in the fireplace?
Doesn't running a risk sometimes make things more exciting?
dicksbro
12-30-2009, 05:07 AM
Did you say, "risk" or "frisk" :hot: ?
gekkogecko
12-30-2009, 10:44 AM
Are you trying for a cop and bad-guy fantasy now?
Are you going to hold me up and frisk me?
GusAspar
12-30-2009, 06:52 PM
Is that an invitation, Tess? :devil:
dicksbro
12-30-2009, 07:06 PM
Frisking Tess ... heck, that sounds like a great New's Years Eve party to me! :slurp: How about you?
jseal
12-31-2009, 08:47 AM
Woo Hoo! Can I frisk Tess first? :hot:
Do y'all know what thoughts I'm having about all this frisking going on? :molest:
dicksbro
12-31-2009, 07:24 PM
I hope they're as exciting for you as ours are for us. :slurp:
jseal
01-01-2010, 09:15 AM
WHen can we begin? :)
dicksbro
01-01-2010, 07:03 PM
How about now?
gekkogecko
01-02-2010, 03:51 PM
Is the old saying true: there's no time like now, there's no place like here?
jseal
01-03-2010, 09:10 AM
Where is Tess when we need her?
dicksbro
01-04-2010, 04:13 AM
Is she hiding?
gekkogecko
01-04-2010, 10:29 AM
Do you want to hide something with her?
AngelicVampires
01-04-2010, 12:18 PM
Oooo, what are we hiding???
dicksbro
01-05-2010, 06:32 AM
Is it getting warm i here, or is that just me? :hot:
(Love your AV ... er ... AV :p )
pinkFlames
01-05-2010, 07:06 AM
That depends, have you suddenly arrived in Australia?
How warm is it in Australia?
nwnnguy
01-05-2010, 10:05 PM
Is that Tess' nippy I see?
gekkogecko
01-05-2010, 11:17 PM
Would you like to see Tess' nipple?
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