???????????????

[dicksbro]

Now, that's an idea, isn't it?

[jseal]

Should the pudding be chilled?

[Pita]

Wouldn't chilled pudding make my nipples hard? :boobs:

[dicksbro]

Would you like me to warm them up if it did?

[Pita]

Do you have some place warm I could stick them?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe I do?

[Pita]

Will they both fit?

[dicksbro]

Are you suggesting I have a big mouth? :yikes:








You don't have to answer that if you don't want to. :)

:D

[loves2laugh]

If pudding is too cold, how bout some oatmeal and maple syrup?

[dicksbro]

Or, do you think maybe Kama Sutra oils and powders would be nice?

[jseal]

Can we take turns oiling?

[dicksbro]

The oil business is looking much better, isn't it?

[Coaster]

Can I hand warm the oil first?

[dicksbro]

You mean the oil I've poured onto the palms of my hands?

[Coaster]

Think she would mind many warm, oily hands massaging her?

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't think so, would you?

[jseal]

Why don't we ask her?

[dicksbro]

Where is everyone?

[Pita]

How many hands can I have on me at once is the question? :)

[dicksbro]

Can I use my two?

[Coaster]

When will you present yourself Tess for this experiment?

[dicksbro]

Has she picked a time yet?

[Pita]

How about right now?????

[Coaster]

Doesn't Tess have a cute tush?^^^^^

[dicksbro]

Are you just now noticing that? :yikes:

[jseal]

Do you think he was distracted by her smile?

[Coaster]

Don't you know I just love exploring those female curves?

[Pita]

With your tongue???? :brows:

[jseal]

When can I start? :D

[Pita]

Shouldn't that question be.....how long can I lick? :)

[Coaster]

Can we longingly lick?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[jseal]

All at the same time?

[dicksbro]

Do you think separate might be preferred?

[rabbit]

I'm not sure, what do you think?

[jseal]

Well, how many are there?

[dicksbro]

Probably dozens (at least) that would like to, but do you think we ought to make a list?

[jseal]

Ah, but who gets to go first?

[mummy2be2007]

Can I go 1st?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you'd like?

[Coaster]

Can you assume the position mummy?

[dicksbro]

You want a mummy?

(I hope mummy isn't a pharoah. :yikes: )

[mummy2be2007]

yes, but only if it's ok, is it ok?

[Coaster]

Anytime mummy..... wanna ride or be gently slid into from behind?

[dicksbro]

Will there be pictures?

[Coaster]

I think they'd be hot pix don't you?

[dicksbro]

Is there any doubt?

[jseal]

I wonder if the lighting will be good....You guys don't mind if I use a flash attachment, do you?

[Coaster]

Don't you know there are other ways to light without a flash?

[jseal]

Can we count on natural lighting?

[dicksbro]

*hick* Are you suggesting we might be lit?? *hick*

[Pita]

DB have you been drinking again? :eek:

[dicksbro]

Wanna share?

[Pita]

Yeah, but not your drink. OK? :brows:

[dicksbro]

Are you propositioning me? :blink:

[Pita]

What if I am?

[dicksbro]

Would you be surprised if I said, WOOPIE!!!?

[Pita]

Why can't you show a little enthusiasm just once?

[dicksbro]

You mean like this?

http://www.fotosearch.de/thumb/TBZ/TBZ145/bto1x013.jpg

[jseal]

Is that enthusiastic enough?

[Pita]

what the heck is that thing?

[dicksbro]

You mean Mr. Happy Balls?

(Actually, one happy ball would be more correct, wouldn't it?)

[jseal]

When one of my balls is happy, the other is usually also happy - what about you?

[dicksbro]

We sure get distracted easily, don't we?

[jseal]

How much TinglingTess does it take to distract the average guy?

[dicksbro]

Why, is she close by? :blink:

[jseal]

Is closer better?

[dicksbro]

More distracting, wouldn't you say?

[jseal]

Who could argue with that?

[dicksbro]

Are you referring to, "Dr. Who?"

[Coaster]

Can we get back to being distracted?

[dicksbro]

You don't think we are? :spin:

[Pita]

Who wants to distract me? :brows:

[dicksbro]

Can't you see me waving?

:wave:

[IowaMan]

Can't you see that when you wave that you block my view of Tess?

[dicksbro]

No kidding?

[IowaMan]

Do you think she knows we're trying to get her attention?

[dicksbro]

You'd think so, wouldn't you?

[IowaMan]

Think she'd come out if we offered her candy?

[Coaster]

Can't I just offer to make her feel all tingly?

[dicksbro]

Do you think that'd work?

[Pita]

Can I have the candy and the tingling? *Tess is a greedy girl!*

[dicksbro]

Is that what they mean by, "Sweets for the sweet?" :)

[Pita]

Were you all waiting for me to return?

Poor game wayyyyyyyyy on page two!!

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that hoping for that is all that kept us going?



(Of course, the beer and brats didn't hurt, either.)

[Pita]

Are you ready for Christmas?

[dicksbro]

Well, would you believe that seeing your AV has me thinking about the tradition of unwrapping gifts? :)

(Actually, we are pretty close.)

[rockintime]

Is the gift of wisdom lacking in some of our politicians?

[Pita]

Wouldn't that be if your asking them or the rest of mankind? :D

[dicksbro]

Are we wandering off into that murky world or orcs, goblins and politics?

[jseal]

Why not wander back to Pixies Place? :D

[Coaster]

Aren't we there now?

[dicksbro]

Did you see a sign?

[jseal]

Is that the one which reads "Smut Games"?

[dicksbro]

So, you saw it?

[IowaMan]

Weren't they cleaning it with an Oral B Pulsar?

[dicksbro]

Did they use toothpaste or pasties?

[Coaster]

^^Did she say it was good for her?

[IowaMan]

Think we should call Wicked Wanda and get the full scoop?

[dicksbro]

Is it too early in the morning for that?

[Coaster]

Think she'd be "up" for it?

[IowaMan]

Think she'd mind if we were "up" for it?

[Coaster]

Think she'd love being "Up With People"?

[IowaMan]

Think she'd mind doing a "toothbrush" demonstration for us?

[dicksbro]

Where's Tess been hiding?

[IowaMan]

Think she's out celebrating her 4.0 GPA?

[Pita]

Would you believe we are going to do that today? :D

[IowaMan]

Hmmm, a 4.0, does that mean that Tess is gonna Cum Loud today? :D

[Pita]

Should he use the gag on me so I don't disturb the neighbors?

[IowaMan]

Don't you think the neighbors would like to celebrate with ya?

[Pita]

Should I ask them or just surprise them with my exuberance?

[IowaMan]

Doesn't everybody like to be surprised?

[dicksbro]

Isn't it fantastic that TT did so well?

[IowaMan]

Don't you wish we could be there to help her celebrate?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't we all?

[IowaMan]

Suppose she'll do it again next semester?

[Pita]

Don't you know she plans to do her very best? :)

[IowaMan]

I'm pretty sure she'll get an A+ in "Sexy Avatars 101" don't y'all think?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe it should be a higher grade than that?

[IowaMan]

Do you think they would let all the Pixies fellas do the grading for that class?

[jseal]

Where else could you get better judges?

[IowaMan]

Do you think if we did a good enough job of grading that class that they'd let us judge the Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[IowaMan]

Do you suppose that all the pretty ladies in my town would be kind enough to run around naked outside since it's really foggy?

[dicksbro]

Have you asked them?

[IowaMan]

Suppose maybe I should've?

[dicksbro]

How would you know if you don't ask them?

[IowaMan]

That restraining order thing they threatened me with was just a joke, right? :roflmao:

[dicksbro]

Could it be anything else?

[Pita]

IowaMan have you been a bad boy?

[IowaMan]

Would you like me to have been a bad boy Tess?

[Irezumi Kiss]

With Tess' choice of avatars, it's pretty hard for a boy to be good instead of bad, wouldn't you think?

[dicksbro]

Do you ever worry about drooling on your keyboard?

[Pita]

How about I give you all a little special attention? :brows:

[IowaMan]

Would "special" be anything like.......say, really, really fun?

[Pita]

How much fun do you want?

[IowaMan]

It's not possible to have too much fun on Christmas is it?

[Pita]

Isn't it a Christmas law that everyone is suppose to make lots of merry?

[Irezumi Kiss]

Does ruining the crotch of one's jeans while thinking of Tess fall under "too much Christmas fun?"

[Pita]

You could just take off the jeans you know? ;)

[IowaMan]

Isn't it much more fun to get help doing that though?

[Irezumi Kiss]

But what if her hands got stuck in the sticky part?

[dicksbro]

Don't you like her hands touching the sticky parts?

[Pita]

Could we take a shower together afterwards to wash the sticky stuff off?

[IowaMan]

We could, but wouldn't that just end up making more sticky stuff?

[Pita]

Well do you have a solution?

[IowaMan]

I think lots of hard work and research should go into the problem, don't you?

[Pita]

Can't I just lay there and watch you?

[IowaMan]

It's a long, hard process you sure you've got the time?

[Pita]

Hmmm, would I find it satisfying in the end?

[IowaMan]

Don't you think you would?

[Pita]

Worth a try right?

[IowaMan]

Not sure, you think so?

[Pita]

Do you have something better to do?

[dicksbro]

What could be better than basic research like that?

[IowaMan]

Do you think we should move Tess to the head of the class?

[whosyour51]

I do, What you think?

[dicksbro]

Could there be any better choice?

[IowaMan]

Would that make her the teacher's pet?

[dicksbro]

It would if I were the teacher, don't ya' think?

[IowaMan]

May I be the teacher's assistant?

[Pita]

Ohhhh...does this mean Tess gets to have some one on two tutoring?

[IowaMan]

I don't think we'll be clapping any erasers together do you?

[Pita]

Do you know, I can think of some kinky things we could do with erasers?

[IowaMan]

You aren't gonna insert one in me are you?

[Pita]

Sheesh! Do you think I'm that kinky?

[IowaMan]

Was sort of hoping you could just maybe bring me an apple?

[Pita]

You want me to insert an apple???? :eek:

[IowaMan]

Is there any way I can talk my way out of this little mess?

[dicksbro]

You really dug it deep, didn't you IM?

[IowaMan]

Is that China I see???? :D

[Pita]

Are you trying to get out of having some fun with me?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe me if I said I wasn't trying to get out of having fun?

[Pita]

Aren't you the King of Fun?

[dicksbro]

When tempted by such a sexy lady, what else could I be?

[Pita]

How is it that you always know the right thing to say?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that your AV is part of the inspiration?

(Not to mention the sexy way I imagine your fingers hitting the keyboard. :) )

[denny]

How is that you never fail to be inspired by her AV?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe I take AV-Inspiration pills each morning?

[Pita]

Is there any other ways I can inspire you?:brows:

[dicksbro]

You mean like with your hands, lips, feet or closeness?

[IowaMan]

Can I get some inspiration too Tess? :wish:

[dicksbro]

Are we starting another line?

[IowaMan]

Tess changed her avatar while I was away?

[dicksbro]

She never disappoints, though, does she?

[IowaMan]

Does it count as disappointing that it's only a picture and not a real life in person display?

[dicksbro]

Who could realistically complain about any of Tess' avatars?

[IowaMan]

Aren't they nice to look at on a Friday? or Saturday? or Sunday?, etc.....

[dicksbro]

I'd say morning, noon, or night ... wouldn't you?

[IowaMan]

Think we could find somebody to put them into a 24/7 scroll at the bottom of the Pixies pages?

[dicksbro]

Why not? Although, wouldn't it be nicer to just have her playing the games with us?

[IowaMan]

Suppose Tess thinks we're nuts for rambling on and on about her and her avatars?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't we be more nuts if we didn't? :)

[IowaMan]

Do ya think Tess likes nuts? :p

[dicksbro]

I hope so, don't you?

[IowaMan]

She certainly wouldn't want to put mine on ice cream would she? :yikes:

[dicksbro]

:yikes: I thought I'd answered your last one by asking, "Would you be surprised if she did?" Now I wonder if I didn't hit submit or if I simply posted it somewhere else. :( Do you know?

[IowaMan]

Haven't seen it. :shrug: Did the thought of Tess liking nuts sort of rattle you for a second?

[dicksbro]

:spin: What do you think? :spin:

[jseal]

Who wouldn't be rattled?

[IowaMan]

The Man of Steel perhaps?

[dicksbro]

What made you say that?

[IowaMan]

Do you think Superman would be rattled by Tess liking nuts?

[Coaster]

Who is the nuttiest?

[Pita]

I have just read the last three pages of this thread and can I say that I think you are all incredibly nutty????

Oh and yes IowaMan I always eat my nuts with a scoop of vanilla. Doesn't everyone? ;)

[dicksbro]

Well, by golly, is that really TinglingTess?

[Pita]

Am I correct in thinking that this forum is in serious need of more women?


Hi DB :x:

[dicksbro]

Would you believe we were practically desparate.

Hi, TT! :x:

[Coaster]

Am I late AGAIN???

[IowaMan]

Do you think Tess will be back in the morning?


and yup, definitely could use a bit of influence from the ladies aound here. For crying out loud I brought up Superman! :confused:

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you expect her to go to work in the morning?

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't it be great if she surprised us though?

[dicksbro]

You do have good ideas, don't you? :boink:

[IowaMan]

I believe that all ideas should be good ones, don't you?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that I just finished watching Smokey and the Bandit?

[Pita]

Do you know I haven't seen that movie in years?

[IowaMan]

Did you also want a basset hound named Fred like I did?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe our cats would disown me if we had a basset hound?

[IowaMan]

Don't your cats play well with dogs?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe me if I said, "Yes?"

I know I wouldn't. :(

[IowaMan]

Why can't cats and dogs get along?

[dicksbro]

Could they be copying the stuff people do?

[IowaMan]

Do you think Iraqui cats and dogs vs. American cats and dogs would be the better way to go?

[1nutworld]

As much as I think that American dogs and cats Vs. Iraqi dogs and cats would be better. I don't think that PETA would like it a bit, don't you agree?

[IowaMan]

Do you think they'd rank it as worse than cat juggling?

[Coaster]

Does anyone really care what PETA thinks?

PC gone amuk..........

[1nutworld]

well then there's that. I agree coaster.

Does anyone know why we have to be PC?

[dicksbro]

How did we get going on cats and dogs? :shrug:

[IowaMan]

Should we talk about playing with Tess again?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't she be more fun?

[IowaMan]

More fun than the majority of things in this life, don't ya think?

[dicksbro]

Where is she? Do you know?

[IowaMan]

Not sure, is there some sort of Goddess clubhouse she hangs out at on the weekends?

[dicksbro]

We haven't seen imaginewithme for a while. You think the two of them are hanging out together?

[IowaMan]

Think they'd mind if I volunteered to be the man servant for all of the Pixies Goddess club?

[dicksbro]

You mean you want to be their boy toy?

[IowaMan]

Don't you think that would be a pretty great job?

[dicksbro]

It's probably keep me up a lot, don't you think?

[IowaMan]

So you think we should get lots of us and break it into shorter shifts?

[dicksbro]

No, I think keeping it up doesn't sound too bad ... but, what do you think?

[IowaMan]

Think we should let the Goddess Club members have a say in it?

[dicksbro]

Think we should let the Goddess Club members have a say in it?

You mean see if they could get their hands around it?

[IowaMan]

All of their hands, wouldn't that be incredible?

[Coaster]

Ahhhhhhh...... don't we all have fertile imaginations?

[dicksbro]

Staggers the mind, doesn't it?

[Coaster]

Doesn't it excite the mind too?

[dicksbro]

What would you think? :slurp:

[IowaMan]

So is there really a Pixies Goddess Club or not?

[dicksbro]

There's certainly a Pixies Goddess FAN Club, don't you know?

[IowaMan]

Is it anywhere near Candyland?