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Do you think you should do that?
BigBear57
10-15-2003, 08:20 PM
Do I get to vote?
Lilith
10-15-2003, 08:46 PM
Do you leave hanging chads?
dicksbro
10-15-2003, 09:17 PM
Are your chads hanging?
musicman
10-15-2003, 09:18 PM
do you have chads?
dicksbro
10-15-2003, 09:21 PM
Are they vote getters?
musicman
10-15-2003, 09:22 PM
I don't know, are they?
Lovediva
10-15-2003, 09:44 PM
Are they hanging in Florida?
dicksbro
10-16-2003, 03:38 AM
Is hanging still permitted?
GusAspar
10-16-2003, 06:47 AM
Is there anything in Iowa worth wrestling for, apart from IAKG?
GusAspar
10-16-2003, 06:50 AM
Have I asked a question out of turn?
GusAspar
10-16-2003, 06:53 AM
Too much, or not too much: is that a question?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 08:21 AM
Is too much of a good thing still a good thing?
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 09:18 AM
Wonder if Martha Stewart thinks good things come in steel bars?
Steph
10-16-2003, 09:27 AM
She's not going to get jail time, is she?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 09:27 AM
Do you think she'll use prison paraphernalia to decorate her cell for a holiday tv special?
Steph
10-16-2003, 11:53 AM
Wouldn't she have to?
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 12:04 PM
Do you think she'll do a show from prison showing the marvelous ways to make the toilet in the corner part of the flow of the room?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-16-2003, 01:17 PM
Would you watch it?
dicksbro
10-16-2003, 01:47 PM
Why is there so much attention paid to her?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-16-2003, 01:49 PM
Are you jealous of the attention she receives?
Skyzie
10-16-2003, 02:04 PM
Why would he be?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 02:25 PM
Can he tile a swimming pool with snipped up credit cards?
dicksbro
10-16-2003, 02:42 PM
Is that a requirement?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 02:50 PM
Do you think she could use license plates instead? :D
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 02:52 PM
Will she make a remake of the classic horror flick "Sometimes Aunt Martha Does Dreadful Things"?
(terrible movie made in the 70s I think, that I saw a long time ago and gave me nightmares and I can't help but think of it whenever I hear about Martha Stewart ever since her ad with her nephew and.... um... too much information??)
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 02:53 PM
Would the time she spends on making the film count towards her community service?
dicksbro
10-16-2003, 02:53 PM
Or sing that ol' country hit, "I've Got Tears in my Ears from Lying on my Back, Crying Over You?"
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 02:59 PM
Is there a tear in YOUR beer?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:05 PM
Perhaps a remake of "You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
by Randy Scruggs?
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 03:08 PM
Does Scruggs, rhyme with rugs?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:09 PM
Do you like rugs, Lovediva?
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 03:19 PM
Do rugs like Lovediva?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:20 PM
Where'd ya get those rugburns Lovediva? :D
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 03:22 PM
Don't you know that rugburns are a sign that you had great sex??????:D :D
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 03:22 PM
what if you had great sex without the rug?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:24 PM
Wouldn't you then have "wood burns"?
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 03:25 PM
Only when one would use a wooden dildo right?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:28 PM
Did that make anyone else cringe?
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 03:29 PM
OUCH! Why didn't you polish that first? How do you expect me to get the slivers out??
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:29 PM
Need a hand?
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 03:30 PM
Are you gentle?
GermanSteve
10-16-2003, 03:32 PM
Why do you ask?
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 03:33 PM
Aren't you supposed to be a gentle german?
GermanSteve
10-16-2003, 03:35 PM
Is this a question from a sweet Canadian????
IenkiMoonshine
10-16-2003, 03:36 PM
which way did they go??
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 03:36 PM
Not sure..am I sweet?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:37 PM
Have I ever tasted?
GermanSteve
10-16-2003, 03:39 PM
Didnīt I ever mention?
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 03:47 PM
Mention what?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:53 PM
Haven't you been paying attention?
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 03:54 PM
MOI????
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 03:56 PM
You don't think I'm picking on you, do you? ha ha
dicksbro
10-16-2003, 05:40 PM
Are you picking on Lovediva?
WildIrish
10-16-2003, 07:34 PM
Would you believe it was actually the other way around?
Lovediva
10-16-2003, 09:29 PM
Would you believe a guy who can't zip up his pants?????
Skyzie
10-17-2003, 12:01 AM
Who cant zip up their pants?
GusAspar
10-17-2003, 02:38 AM
You want to help me with my pants?
dicksbro
10-17-2003, 03:47 AM
Do you think the gals would do that for us?
WildIrish
10-17-2003, 08:26 AM
Why not? Wouldn't we do it for them?
Steph
10-17-2003, 08:49 AM
Wouldn't you be more inclined to unzip them?
WildIrish
10-17-2003, 09:08 AM
Can I leave the choice up to you?
dicksbro
10-17-2003, 12:57 PM
Should dressing an undressing a person always be left to someone of the opposite gender?
WildIrish
10-17-2003, 01:56 PM
Would any of us be wearing clothes if that were the case?
Who would want to wear clothes if that were the case?
WildIrish
10-17-2003, 02:15 PM
Wouldn't we suffer the consequences come winter?
Lovediva
10-17-2003, 03:14 PM
Can you just imgaine a frost biten weiner?? :D
dicksbro
10-17-2003, 03:50 PM
Wouldn't we just have to keep it in a warm place? :)
WildIrish
10-17-2003, 04:09 PM
Aren't they messy when they thaw out?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-17-2003, 04:39 PM
Isn't "messy" part of the fun?
WildIrish
10-17-2003, 04:49 PM
You mean this is gonna be fun too?
dicksbro
10-17-2003, 05:06 PM
Wouldn't you want it that way?
GusAspar
10-17-2003, 05:55 PM
Don't we want it any way we can get it?
musicman
10-17-2003, 05:58 PM
Of course we do, why wouldn't we?
Salacious
10-17-2003, 06:38 PM
We could, unless of course we wanted to double our fun, right?
musicman
10-17-2003, 08:34 PM
would you like to double your pleasure and double your fun?
dicksbro
10-17-2003, 10:09 PM
How would we do that?
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 12:06 AM
Isnt it obvious?
Steph
10-18-2003, 12:06 AM
Is it?
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 12:10 AM
Dont you think it'd be by chewing gum?
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 04:11 AM
Do you mean that Wrigley's brand?
BigBear57
10-18-2003, 05:29 AM
Does the brand really matter?
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 05:30 AM
Could the brand affect the cost?
BigBear57
10-18-2003, 05:43 AM
Why are we tight for funds?
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 05:52 AM
I don't know our bank balance, do you?
BigBear57
10-18-2003, 06:07 AM
Is it my week to keep up?
musicman
10-18-2003, 06:53 AM
I don't know, is it?
GusAspar
10-18-2003, 09:54 AM
Are we getting into existentialism now, Musicman, or to put it another way, what kind of a question is that?
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 09:56 AM
Is anyone as confused as I am?
GusAspar
10-18-2003, 09:58 AM
Are you having a nice morning, Skyzie?
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 10:03 AM
Surely, are you?
GusAspar
10-18-2003, 10:14 AM
If I said I was having a good afternoon, would that please you?
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 10:18 AM
I dont know, ARE you?
GusAspar
10-18-2003, 10:27 AM
If I said I was playing around on Pixies because my afternoon is otherwise dull, would that be closer to the mark?
GusAspar
10-18-2003, 10:28 AM
Can we change the subject now, please?
Skyzie
10-18-2003, 10:28 AM
Would you like a truthful answer?
rockintime
10-18-2003, 10:47 AM
Is truth a prerequisite for this game?
dicksbro
10-18-2003, 03:33 PM
Are there prerequisites?
musicman
10-18-2003, 03:36 PM
what is the point of a prerequisite?
WildIrish
10-18-2003, 05:43 PM
Do we need to fill out a pre-requisition form?
musicman
10-18-2003, 08:49 PM
is there such a thing?
Salacious
10-18-2003, 10:58 PM
Did he say there was?
Steph
10-19-2003, 01:10 AM
So we have to fill one out?
Steph
10-19-2003, 01:11 AM
What's the penalty if we don't?
dicksbro
10-19-2003, 04:33 AM
Is there a penalty?
GusAspar
10-19-2003, 05:39 AM
Are you implying we should be able to get away with it?
dicksbro
10-19-2003, 06:17 AM
How can you imagine that I would ever suggest such a thing? ;)
GusAspar
10-19-2003, 09:55 AM
Do you have any idea what my imagination can conjure up?
Salacious
10-19-2003, 11:07 AM
I think it would be most enjoyable pondering, don't you?
musicman
10-19-2003, 11:21 AM
how could you know that sal?
Salacious
10-19-2003, 11:38 AM
Don't you know I have a prolific imagination, musicman?
rockintime
10-19-2003, 11:44 AM
Are you saying your imagination runs WILD?
Salacious
10-19-2003, 12:30 PM
Is that your reading?
rockintime
10-19-2003, 03:10 PM
Since my imagination is running wild, why not?
Salacious
10-19-2003, 04:01 PM
How does it feel to let your imagaination run wild?
dicksbro
10-19-2003, 04:13 PM
Is a wild imagination one that's out of control?
Salacious
10-19-2003, 04:34 PM
I don't think so, do you?
musicman
10-19-2003, 04:35 PM
how could I possible think that?
Salacious
10-19-2003, 06:16 PM
do you have a wild imagination too?
musicman
10-19-2003, 07:30 PM
do you think I do?
dicksbro
10-19-2003, 07:41 PM
Doesn't having one sound like fun?
musicman
10-19-2003, 07:46 PM
doesn't it though?
dicksbro
10-19-2003, 07:48 PM
Would having one sound too daring?
GusAspar
10-20-2003, 07:01 AM
Does "nothing ventured, nothing gained" come to mind here, and does it have something to do with daring?
Steph
10-20-2003, 10:10 AM
Um, yes? :)
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 10:33 AM
Seriously, is anyone as confused as I seem to be?
Lovediva
10-20-2003, 10:49 AM
I am not confused..just horny...aren't you???
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 10:50 AM
Would it be safe to say I was?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 11:06 AM
Don't you feel safe here?
But safe is really a subjective term, isn't it?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 12:01 PM
What makes *you* feel safe?
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 12:28 PM
I dont know if I've ever truely felt *safe* have you?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 12:37 PM
Have you ever met anyone who made you feel safe?
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 12:41 PM
Not yet, have you?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 12:47 PM
Would you be surprised if I said that yes, I thought I had?
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 01:12 PM
No, was it nice?
WildIrish
10-20-2003, 01:16 PM
Did someone buy a nice safe?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 01:16 PM
Well, isn't being comforted always nice?
Isn't a nice safe in the bush better than one on your head?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 01:23 PM
What???
Did I not make myself clear?
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 01:25 PM
Can you make yourself clearer?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 01:27 PM
Is anyone else confused besides me?
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 01:28 PM
Aren't I always confused?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 01:30 PM
Are you?
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 01:31 PM
Would it be a bad thing if I was?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 01:33 PM
Doesn't everyone have faults?
WildIrish
10-20-2003, 01:35 PM
Is it my fault I'm confused?
Skyzie
10-20-2003, 01:38 PM
Can we blame you?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 01:42 PM
Who is blaming around here?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 01:54 PM
Is someone getting blamed for something?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 01:57 PM
What happened to blame someone about?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 02:02 PM
Should we let by-gones be by-gones?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 02:08 PM
Wouldn't you forgive me?
WildIrish
10-20-2003, 02:12 PM
If it were my own fault that I was confused, would you forgive me?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 02:33 PM
Are you deserving of forgiveness?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 04:56 PM
Shouldn't everyone be given a second chance?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 04:57 PM
What about a third?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 04:58 PM
Wouldn't it be nice to be that willing to overlook past faults?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 05:01 PM
It's hard sometimes, isn't it?
WildIrish
10-20-2003, 05:09 PM
Wouldn't you, of all people, know the answer to that?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 05:12 PM
Don't we all wonder sometimes?
kleclere
10-20-2003, 07:34 PM
Do we all wonder more than sometimes?
Salacious
10-20-2003, 07:36 PM
What's to wonder?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 07:40 PM
Should I be wondering, too?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 07:47 PM
Isn't it a wonder how we wonder?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 07:48 PM
What else do you wonder about?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 07:52 PM
Don't you wonder why the sky is blue or why eyes sparkle when they're happy?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 07:54 PM
Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you draw near?
kleclere
10-20-2003, 08:00 PM
Does that sound like a Carpenter's song starting up?
musicman
10-20-2003, 08:03 PM
how does one change the channel?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 08:05 PM
Why would you want to change the channel? Don't you like the Carpenters?
musicman
10-20-2003, 08:06 PM
how does one answer that politely?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 08:10 PM
Why not answer it truthfully?
dicksbro
10-20-2003, 08:14 PM
Were those the bluebirds of happiness?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 08:15 PM
They weren't the birds of Alfred Hitchcock lore, were they?
kleclere
10-20-2003, 08:15 PM
Or could it be some other flying object?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-20-2003, 08:16 PM
Do you believe in UFOs?
kleclere
10-20-2003, 08:54 PM
Are they out there?
musicman
10-20-2003, 09:33 PM
do you think it's a possibility?
rockintime
10-20-2003, 11:47 PM
If so, do you think they'd communicate via Pixies?
Skyzie
10-21-2003, 01:18 AM
Aliens must get horny too...right?
Sharni
10-21-2003, 01:23 AM
I reckon they would.... they couldn't be much different to us in that regard could they?
Skyzie
10-21-2003, 01:35 AM
Has anyone actually ever taken they're sexual tendencies into consideration?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 03:14 AM
Do they have sexual tendencies?
GusAspar
10-21-2003, 05:44 AM
Are you expecting to meet an alien today, Dicksbro, and if you do, do you fancy your chances with him/her/it (please delete options which do not apply)?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 07:03 AM
Won't it be interesting to see DB's response?
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 10:01 AM
Wouldn't sexually representing Earth to an alien be a lot of pressure?
Lovediva
10-21-2003, 10:02 AM
Pressure???What pressure???
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 10:03 AM
You wouldn't want an alien reporting back to the Mother Ship that earthlings are a lousy lay, would you?
Lovediva
10-21-2003, 10:04 AM
Me a lousy lay???
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 10:04 AM
Wouldn't that be terrible?
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 10:27 AM
Do you think they'd hold it against us?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 10:30 AM
Would you like me to hold something against you?
Lovediva
10-21-2003, 10:37 AM
You're knockers????
Steph
10-21-2003, 12:03 PM
Where's DB's response?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 12:12 PM
Has he seen the thread lately?
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 12:17 PM
Did someone say Knockers?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 12:18 PM
Are you interested in those?
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 12:20 PM
I'm sorry, I was pleasuring myself...were you talking to me?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 12:21 PM
Didn't you say you weren't going to do that today?
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 12:24 PM
Do you know how hard it is to stop the wheels of progress from turning?
Steph
10-21-2003, 12:44 PM
Isn't it impossible?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 12:45 PM
Who wants to try something impossible?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 12:51 PM
But you wouldn't want to just do what's easy, would you?
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 12:54 PM
Db...what's gonna happen if you try making love to an alien?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 12:57 PM
Would I end up with kids that, instead of calling me daddy, would ask, "Are you our leader?"
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 12:58 PM
Or would you end up on a table with a probe sticking out of you?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 01:02 PM
Nah, since they'd be my kids ... or ... in technical terms ... thingy's, wouldn't it be more likely that they'd show me how to use their ray guns and all that neat stuff?
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 01:03 PM
You don't think they'd just be using you like a stud bull?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 01:04 PM
Why would they do that when I could be bait to sucker in other humans ... preferably sexy lady humans? :D
WildIrish
10-21-2003, 01:09 PM
Do you need an assistant?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 03:11 PM
Would you like to volunteer?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 04:13 PM
Do you think we need to be baited?
kleclere
10-21-2003, 05:50 PM
Is there an advantage to being baited?
musicman
10-21-2003, 05:50 PM
I dont' know. Do you think there could be?
kleclere
10-21-2003, 06:15 PM
If there is can I be the first in line?
musicman
10-21-2003, 06:16 PM
don't you think you'd have to fight for that position?
kleclere
10-21-2003, 06:26 PM
Do we have to fight?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:26 PM
*Should* you be first in line?
musicman
10-21-2003, 06:27 PM
I dunno, should he?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:34 PM
Should we ask him, then, or someone else?
musicman
10-21-2003, 06:35 PM
what do you think?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:36 PM
Do you think he'd like to be first?
musicman
10-21-2003, 06:36 PM
it's possible, don't you think?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:37 PM
Should I trust my instincts?
musicman
10-21-2003, 06:38 PM
do you usually trust them?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:40 PM
Don't you think maybe I should, in this instance?
kleclere
10-21-2003, 06:53 PM
Could I have you trust your instincts?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 06:54 PM
Would you mind if I moved you to first in line, then?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 07:18 PM
Do you want to be baited, too?
kleclere
10-21-2003, 07:28 PM
Do you think he wants to be baited?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 07:29 PM
Well, you do, don't you?
kleclere
10-21-2003, 07:46 PM
Do you think he left?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 07:47 PM
Wouldn't you say he did?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 09:01 PM
Why would he leave when you offered to let him move in front of you?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 09:03 PM
Maybe he had a better offer?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 09:05 PM
Do you know what it was?
IAKaraokeGirl
10-21-2003, 09:06 PM
No--do you?
dicksbro
10-21-2003, 09:42 PM
No ... do you think we should ask someone?
denny
10-21-2003, 09:44 PM
Who's here to ask?
GusAspar
10-22-2003, 03:38 AM
Now that I've arrived, have the other questioners all gone?
dicksbro
10-22-2003, 04:34 AM
Have you looked around to see?
FussyPucker
10-22-2003, 04:46 AM
Do you think I should ?
dicksbro
10-22-2003, 05:12 AM
Would that make you happy?
musicman
10-22-2003, 05:44 AM
I suppose anything is possible, isn't it?
Lovediva
10-22-2003, 10:46 AM
Is driving 4 hours for a piece if tail possible???:D
WildIrish
10-22-2003, 10:47 AM
Isn't anywhere within driving distance if given enough time?
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