???????????????

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What would you like to do?

[dicksbro]

Are we allowed to say that?

[Salacious]

Say what?

[dicksbro]

What did you think?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Shouldn't you just say what's on your mind?

[Steph]

Isn't that Pixies philosophy?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Is there a specific Pixie's Philosophy?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where might I find a copy of it?

[Scarlett]

Is there a copy of it somewhere?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who would have it?

[Scarlett]

I am not sure, does anyone know?

[rockintime]

Are you sure you really care?

[WildIrish]

Has anyone looked on the internet?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would we find it there?

[WildIrish]

You can find anything on the internet, why not that?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where would we start?

[WildIrish]

Which should we check first...the philosophy sites or the porno pages?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Which would you prefer?

[WildIrish]

What kind of pervert do you think I am?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are there different kinds?

[WildIrish]

You don't think we're all alike, do you?

[Sharni]

Wouldn't it be a boring world if we were all the same?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you sometimes feel different?

[dicksbro]

In what way?

[WildIrish]

We're different from IAKG, wouldn' you day DB?

[dicksbro]

I can think of several very special ways, but do you think she'd agree?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Shouldn't I agree?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Aren't boy Pixies different from girl Pixies?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like to check?

[dicksbro]

Would it be alright if I volunteered?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like to go first?

[WildIrish]

Can you leave the lights on?

Or will I be needing my miner's cap?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Is it that dark already?

[Scarecrow]

Or just over cast?

[dicksbro]

Would someone check the window?

[Scarecrow]

Is that windows 95, 98 or XP?

[WildIrish]

Does anyone remember how to use Windows 3.1?

[Sugarsprinkles]

do you remember Windows 3.1?

[Scarecrow]

Does trying to forget count?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Windows what?

[Sugarsprinkles]

you never heard of it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Heard of what?

[kleclere]

I think I'm lost can someone help me?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would you give me your hand?

[rockintime]

Are you sure you won't let go?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Don't you trust me?

[rockintime]

Is there a reason I should?

[Sugarsprinkles]

You don't know me well enough yet, do you?

[dicksbro]

Don't I?

[Sharni]

You think you do then?

[rockintime]

Wouldn't I want to?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Do you want to?

[Steph]

Don't you know we like learning more about you every day?

[dicksbro]

What more about me would you like to know?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would you like me to know?

[rockintime]

Wouldn't it be a pain if I told you everything?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you have to tell me to be sure?

[Sugarsprinkles]

You can't just tell me what you want me to know?

[rockintime]

How can I be sure you'd be listening?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Do you doubt that I care enough listen?

[rockintime]

But what if you are deaf?

[Sugarsprinkles]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?????????????????

[rockintime]

Why am I laughing?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Can you speak a little louder?

[rockintime]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY HEARING AID?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Do you have a spare?

[rockintime]

You mean the extra tire in my trunk?

[Sugarsprinkles]

That's supposed to help me hear better?

[rockintime]

Could it be that if you're not hearing me, that THE TV IS TOO DAMNED LOUD?

[denny]

Why are you shouting?

[rockintime]

Is this better?

[denny]

What do you think?

[rockintime]

If I think, then should I act?

[denny]

On what?

[WildIrish]

On top of spaghetti?

All covered with cheese?

[denny]

What do you think of when you see the words "covered in cheese" in combination with WildIrish's avatar?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I think of licking off the cheese, what about you?

[denny]

.me? Covered in cheese?

[rockintime]

Has cheese become one of the 7 primary food groups in the U.S.?

[dm383]

Isn't cheese a primary food group EVERYWHERE???

[rockintime]

Is it fair that you're supposed to eat the least of the foods at the top of the food pyramid?

[Lilith]

Isn't that why they use a pyramid as a visual cue?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't a pyramid make you think of a "heavy bottom?" :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Or does it make you think of a pointy head? :D

[dicksbro]

Could it be both?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Of course it could, couldn't it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I just love cheese, don't you?

[dm383]

Don't you know I LOVE cheese?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Isn't that a rodent thing?

[rockintime]

Then why does IAKG love it?

[kleclere]

Do we know why she likes it?

[Sharni]

Should we ask her?

[kleclere]

What happens if she has forgotten the question?

[rockintime]

Does she EVER come here?

[kleclere]

Does she ever come here, is that the question?

[Sugarsprinkles]

If she didn't come here, how do we know she likes cheese??

[rockintime]

Isn't that a difficult question to answer?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Isn't this a cheesey train of thought?

[Steph]

Isn't that a bad pun? :)

[Lilith]

Did someone say heavy bottom?

[Sugarsprinkles]

That was a while back. You just noticed?

[Salacious]

Is a heavy bottom a bad thing?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Not to me. Is it to you?

[dicksbro]

Not to me. Should we ask others?

[Salacious]

Naw, they'll speak up, won't they?

[BigBear57]

Why wouldn't they speak up?

[rockintime]

Could it be because they are shy?

[Salacious]

A shy Pixie?

[Sharni]

Is there such a thing?

[Salacious]

I find it hard to believe, but I could be wrong, couldn't I?

[rockintime]

Have you ever been wrong before?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Have you heard that about me?

[GusAspar]

Is there anything we haven't heard about you, SugarSprinkles, and is any of it true?

[Sugarsprinkles]

It might be, Gus. What have you heard?

[rockintime]

But isn't a bit of mystery exciting?

[Sugarsprinkles]

How mysterious should one be?

[celticangel]

how long is piece of string?

[dicksbro]

Which piece of string are you wondering about?

[Salacious]

It's Monday now, isn't it? :(

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Have you checked a calendar?

[Sharni]

Which come first...the chicken or the egg?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you hungry, Sharni?

[WildIrish]

Am I hungry for Sharni?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like some finger food?

[babybunny]

Can I lick your finger?

[WildIrish]

How am I supposed to stand up now?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like me to feed you, instead?

[WildIrish]

We're not talking about grapes, are we?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, what else would you like?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Sounds more like bananas, doesn't it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I give him a taste, first?

[WildIrish]

Why? Don't you think I'll like it?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'm sure I'll love it, wouldn't you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Was there a doubt?

[WildIrish]

Um...what kind of container would you be serving that in? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who said anything about a container?

[Sugarsprinkles]

No one I know. What kind of container would you like?

[WildIrish]

Suprise me?

[Sugarsprinkles]

How easily are you surprised?

[WildIrish]

Haven't you heard about me?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I know how other Irishmen are, are you like them?

[WildIrish]

Are you asking me if I like cabbage?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Do you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Or would you like something besides cabbage?

[WildIrish]

They're hardly interchangable, don't you think?

[Sugarsprinkles]

An Irishman and His Cabbage kind of says it all doesn't it??

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, what if he wants something else, though?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Then we'll oblige him, won't we?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, what would you suggest?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Depends on what he wants, doesn't it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I have some definite wants--don't you?

[dicksbro]

Don't we all?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Want to share yours, DB?

[dicksbro]

Would you want me too?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you feel comfortable enough?

[dicksbro]

Could you explain "comfortable?" :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Which definition would you like? :D

[dicksbro]

Can I choose from a list?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you have a list, or would you like me to provide you one? :)

[dicksbro]

Would you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we meet half-way in order to give you the list?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you need directions?

[dicksbro]

Didn't someone say, "Go west young man?"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who said that--do you remember?

[dicksbro]

Didn't Thomas Jefferson start the Lewis and Clark expedition with these words?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That sounds appropriate, doesn't it?

[dicksbro]

It does, but do you think we need to research the question further?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you want me to do that, or do you want to handle it on your own?

[dicksbro]

Hmmm, maybe you should, I was wondering if could it have been Mae West looking east at her lover?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It's possible, isn't it?

[denny]

Does that anything to do with Lewis and Clark?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Isn't that what DB asked earlier?

[denny]

Is that possible?

[Steph]

She'd do the two of them, wouldn't she?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

We *are* talking about Mae West, aren't we?

[BigBear57]

Wasn't she the original maneater?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you read that somewhere?

[Rosebud42]

Wasn't she in a lot of W C Fields' movies?

[kleclere]

So how many do you think came up to see her?

[dicksbro]

Would their coming depend on whether they were going east or west?

[Rosebud42]

What about their coming north or south?

[Lilith]

Any and all coming is good right?

[Steph]

As long as it's not incoming?

[dicksbro]

Should we duck if it is?

[kleclere]

Should we hope that we don't have to duck?

[dicksbro]

We probably should, shouldn't we?

[Rosebud42]

Would ducking help?

[kleclere]

Won't we all look funny ducking?

[rockintime]

Wouldn't you rather look funny ducking rather than look like an ugly duckling?

[Rosebud42]

Doesn't the ugly duckling turn into a beautiful swan?

[rockintime]

Do you like long necks?

[dicksbro]

Are we talking about ducking incoming swans?

[rockintime]

Do you think the incoming swans would want us to "duck" them?

[Salacious]

I thought they were swimming swans, weren't they? Seven of em?

[dicksbro]

Will we get wet if we duck seven incoming swimming swans?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Where are the swans coming in from?

[Sharni]

Are they black swans?

[Steph]

Does it matter? :)

[GusAspar]

How many swans could a funny duck duck if a funny duck could duck swans?

[WildIrish]

Two?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Does anyone really care anymore about the damn ducks and swans?

[WildIrish]

You're not one of those "duck haters" are you?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Not at all, why would you say that?

[WildIrish]

Oh, would "damn ducks" be a term of endearment then? ha ha

[Sugarsprinkles]

Not necessarily. But it doesn't mean I completely hate them does it?

[WildIrish]

Would you kick one out of bed for eating quackers? ha ha

[Sugarsprinkles]

Only if he left a lot of cwumbs. hehehe

Would you like to eat crackers in my bed?

[WildIrish]

Do you have any dip?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Do you prefer dip?

[WildIrish]

Anything to drink with that?

[Sugarsprinkles]

How about some Bailey's?

[WildIrish]

Did you know that by mixing Baileys & Buttershots...you make a Buttery Nipple?

[Sugarsprinkles]

No I didn't. Does it taste good?

[WildIrish]

Want me to make you one?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would you?

[WildIrish]

You won't spill it in the shower, will you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would it matter if she did?

[WildIrish]

I'm not leaving to get more, would you?

[Hardy]

Has she really done it?

[WildIrish]

What else could that cold wet stuff on my head be?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What do you think it is?

[WildIrish]

Did it mess up my hair?

[rockintime]

Do you need to borrow a comb?

[WildIrish]

A comb, a brush, a bowl full of mush?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you know my daughter, before she was two, could find the mouse on every page of that book?

[Hardy]

How old is she right now?

[WildIrish]

The mouse?

[dicksbro]

Which book?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Goodnight Moon--didn't you know there's a mouse on each page, hidden?

[dicksbro]

No, I'm sorry. I'm trying to remember, was I reading War and Peace or trying to color between the lines when I was that age? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like to borrow one of my two copies?

[WildIrish]

hard cover and soft cover?

[kleclere]

Does it depend on if you are getting it thrown at you?

[hellsbells]

getting what thrown?

[BigBear57]

Who's throwing what?

[hellsbells]

Aren't you throwing something?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Shouldn't you duck, then?

[kleclere]

Can I throw a book or maybe a pillow would work better?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like to have another virtual pillow fight? :D

[Aqua]

What happened to talking about Goodnight Moon?

[hellsbells]

who or what the hell is goodnight moon?

[Salacious]

Who doesn't know Goodnight Moon?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I guess maybe hellsbells doesn't?

[dicksbro]

Isn't all this fun?

[Rosebud42]

What is the mouse doing on every page?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't that seem kind of cheesy?

[rockintime]

Was that your question or you gotta a mouse in your pocket?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Isn't the mouse in your pocket?

[rockintime]

Could it not be a rocket in my pocket?