???????????????

[SuccubusKitty]

Are you going to be ready for me?

[CunningLinguist]

Yes, do you want me to sleep naked to save you the trouble of removing my clothes?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be a good idea with Succubus?

[musicman]

aren't I glad I didn't miss your b-day SK? HBTY!

[CunningLinguist]

Would she get mad if I told everyone how old she is now?

[CunningLinguist]

Who want's to be first to line up and give her a spanking?

[SuccubusKitty]

You don't think I would be mad at either telling my age (25)or getting spankings do you (please please please!)?

[CunningLinguist]

Where did I place my paddle?

[SuccubusKitty]

Didn't you leave it in the living room?

[Payton Crantor]

I need a paddle??

[CunningLinguist]

Well, we have to do this right don't we?

/ooc Where are my car keys?

[SuccubusKitty]

Are you going to fight over who gets to spank me first?

(I ate your keys for breakfast, cuz i didn't want you to have sushi without me)

[CunningLinguist]

Wouldn't it be nice of hubby to let you have a b-day gangbang?

[dreamgurl]

that would be nice of him wouldn't it SK?

[musicman]

you'd think so wouldn't you?

[dicksbro]

So, is it a 'go?'

[Steph]

Where are we having it? :)

[Sharni]

We're having something?

[SuccubusKitty]

Who wants to talk the hubby into it?

[CunningLinguist]

Who says we had to invite hubby?

[doggie]

Who cares ?

[dicksbro]

Don't we all care ... at least a little?

[young henry 2]

a little what?

[Steph]

A little bit more?

[WildIrish]

"Please Sir...could I have some more?"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Aren't you polite?

[dicksbro]

Is it polite to call Steph, "sir?"

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think she'll be upset?

[CunningLinguist]

What is a segway?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I grab my dictionary?

[musicman]

do you really need to?

[SuccubusKitty]

Does everyone have a dictionary handy?

[CunningLinguist]

Would you prefer Webster's or American Heritage?

[Sharni]

Or the Aussie Dinkum Dictionary?

[CunningLinguist]

Well does segway mean anything different in Austrialian?

[SuccubusKitty]

Is there such a thing as an Aussie Dinkum Dictionary?

[CunningLinguist]

Would Sharni make this up?

[Sharni]

You don't believe me?

[Sharni]

Proof enough?

Cover:

The Dinkum Dictionary
A ripper guide to Aussie English

The words we really use..........

[musicman]

should we just take your word for it Shar?

[Sharni]

The pic is proof...is it not?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can you just buy that anywhere?

[Sharni]

Dont know....maybe? (I know it can be bought here *L*)

[dicksbro]

What would be the benefit for non-Aussies?

[Steph]

Could we go to Australia to discuss the possible benefits?

[Sharni]

Non Aussies could understand us Aussies...that would be a benefit wouldn't it?

[rockintime]

Does Sharni's dictionary contain more than the word "Legolas"? :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wouldn't it be an awfully small book if it didn't?

[Steph]

What if was a book of Legolas avatars? That would be a pretty thick book, wouldn't it?

[SuccubusKitty]

Can you forgive me for ever doubting you Sharni and will you be coming out with a book on Legolas/Bloom avs?

[CunningLinguist]

Doesn't Sharni know that Legolas is gay?

Tolkien said so himself!

[dicksbro]

Is that any way to talk on New Year's Eve?

[Sharni]

Do you think i care if he is gay? :lust:

[dicksbro]

Do you?

[Sharni]

Not a bit....prefer bi though ;)...should i mind?

[BigBear57]

Wouldn't sharing be a problem?

[CunningLinguist]

Is it any consolation that William Turner (Orlando Bloom's character in Pirates of the Caribbean) is as straight as a mizzenmast?

So now that you can't have you elf will you settle for a pirate?

[Steph]

Legolas is gay? I love him more now, don't you? :D

[dicksbro]

Not to change the subject, but I was happy for Sam Wise, weren't you?

[SuccubusKitty]

You aren't giving away any of the third movies secrets yet are you?

(I haven't seen it yet...don't kill me Sharni!)

[dicksbro]

Did you want me to promise not to? :D :D

[musicman]

promise not to what DB?

[SuccubusKitty]

If I beg you real pretty on my hands and knees will you keep the movie a secret from me?

[dicksbro]

Do we need to figure a way to "seal the deal?" :D

[Sharni]

What dealing needs sealing?

[rockintime]

Can a seal deal?

[Sharni]

Can we deal a seal?

[dicksbro]

We could have a seal meal, couldn't we?

[Sharni]

Would you want to eat a seal?

[dicksbro]

Do you think you can get a deal on a seal meal?

[Sharni]

A seal meal deal...is there such a thing?

[dicksbro]

Is that a question for eskimos?

[Sharni]

Do we know any eskimos?

[dicksbro]

Could we find some on the net?

[Sharni]

Ya can find most things on the net can you not?

[dicksbro]

Probably, but sometimes forming the right search phrase is a problem, isn't it?

[Sharni]

Hmmm...maybe we need to think on it a bit?

[dicksbro]

I have some bits out in the garage. Should I get one?



(Isn't it amazing how fast subjects can shift? :D :D)

[Sharni]

What sorta bit do we want?

[dicksbro]

My daughter's dog likes "Kibbles and Bits." You think that would work? :)


(K&B is a doggie treat)

[Sharni]

For the eskimos?

(we have kibble here DB)

[dicksbro]

LOL ... are we back to the eskimos again? :D

[Sharni]

Well we could talk about Legolas....yes? :D

[dicksbro]

Why not? Have you ordered an autographed arrow?

[Sharni]

I would if i could *LOL*...Is there such a thing?

[dicksbro]

Didn't I ask the expert? :D

[Sharni]

*LOL* good point...i should know shouldnt i?

[dicksbro]

Might this be an opportunity for a new business venture?

[Sharni]

Do you think i'd sell anything signed by My Preciousssssssss?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't thousands of arrows just sitting there on a shelf be overkill? (OMG, was that a pun? :D)

[Sharni]

Nope....i would keep em all...do you doubt me?

[dicksbro]

How could anyone doubt a person of such conviction?

[CunningLinguist]

How can Lord of the Rings geeks get laid?

(Seriously, I thought the main drawback to being a geek was no life, especially no sex life otherwise we would all be geeks.)

[Tess]

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

[CunningLinguist]

What does your question have to do with this conversation?

[CunningLinguist]

And why has no one told me what a segway is?

[Steph]

Why would you think LotR geeks don't get laid?!?!

[dicksbro]

What are we talking about? :confused:

:D

[musicman]

dunno DB - can someone tell me too?

[dicksbro]

Do you think we all need help?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can someone give me some?

[dicksbro]

What kind would you like?

[CunningLinguist]

Did I get the thread kill?

[Steph]

Were you trying?

[Lilith]

Is that really possible?

[CunningLinguist]

How come no one responds after I post?

[young henry 2]

how would you like me to respond?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we wait for an answer?

[CunningLinguist]

Does it look like I have any answers?

[dicksbro]

Why wouldn't we think so?

[musicman]

should we think so?

[dicksbro]

You don't think we should?

[musicman]

I don't know - should we?

[dicksbro]

Should we ask someone else?

[musicman]

do you think they'd know?

[dicksbro]

Do you think we should change the subject?

[musicman]

should I know what to think?

[osuche]

If not, can I tell you what ot think?


/me trying the domme thing

[musicman]

would you like too osuche?

[osuche]

Do you think I'd be good at it?

[GusAspar]

Is there anything you're not good at, Osuche?

[dicksbro]

I wasn't, were you?

[Lilith]

Anymore questions?;)

[musicman]

should I think of one Lil?

[CunningLinguist]

Why do you ask?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't it be fun to think of two Lils?

[Steph]

The good Lil and the evil Lil?

[WildIrish]

The bad Lil and the badder Lil you mean?

[Steph]

Should we be risking the wrath?

[WildIrish]

Isn't a quick death doing something fun always a better choice than dragging it out and being safe?

[CunningLinguist]

How come I alwaysd get to see Evil Lil?

[CunningLinguist]

Hey what ever happened to Lords of Acid?

[WildIrish]

Didn't they change their name to the Lords of Rehab?

[dicksbro]

Oh lord, what are we talking about now?

[Sharni]

Not a clue...Maybe someone will let us in on it?

[dicksbro]

Do you think so?

[Sharni]

One can hope....cant they?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[Sharni]

Why not what?

[dicksbro]

Hope?

[Sharni]

Really?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't hope be good?

[Sharni]

Maybe?

[musicman]

could it be?

[CunningLinguist]

Is it not possible?

[WildIrish]

Is hoping for hope an option?

[Steph]

Can't you just hope?

[WildIrish]

If I hope for hope and don't get it...


am I still hopeless?

[Steph]

Not necessarily . . . do you think you are?

[WildIrish]

I wouldn't be, if I were still hoping...even if it were for hope, right? Or something? This is like a circle story, huh?

[Steph]

Have you ever heard Joni Mitchell's "The Circle Game"?

[SuccubusKitty]

Who is Joni Mitchell?



(BTW- my next post will be pics!)

[dicksbro]

Your next one? :)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is that a promise?

[Steph]

You've never heard of Joni Mitchell? (She's a folk singer - "Paved Paradise" is probably her most famous tune.)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would it make you feel better if I said *I* had?

[musicman]

me too?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we start a Joni Mitchell fan club for Steph?

[musicman]

do you think we should IAKG?

[CunningLinguist]

Does she still love Cachi?

[dancingrugger]

Is that the same Joni?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you really think so?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I haven't been here for a while.................has anyone missed me?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Couldn't you tell I did?

[kleclere]

What would make you think we haven't?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we plan a parade for her return? :)

[musicman]

whose return?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Mine, didn't you notice I haven't played here in a while?

[musicman]

well I confess that I didn't scroll back - is it ok to say I'm sorry?

[rockintime]

Can we count on you playing here regularly now?

[musicman]

have you accepted my apology?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Yes, most definitely I have. Are you happy about it?

[musicman]

how can I not be?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Have you seen any good hockey games lately?

[musicman]

I was at a game the other night but it wasn't very good - do you think the next one I go to will be better?

[Sugarsprinkles]

It will if it's the Red Wings vs. Toronto. Would you like that?

[musicman]

would you be upset if I told you i was already at a detroit/toronto game this year?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would you be surprised if wasn't upset, only disappointed I couldn't join you?

[musicman]

should I be?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would you go again if you had the chance?

[musicman]

wouldn't you?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't I what?

[Sharni]

Thats a good question...isnt it?

[dicksbro]

I thought so, but are we sure?

[Sugarsprinkles]

I am, aren't you?

[musicman]

am I?

[dm383]

Aren't I what?

[musicman]

should I know what you aren't DM?

[Pegasusx62]

are you sure you wanna know?

[dm383]

Why not?

[musicman]

why? :D LOL

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is anyone else confused? :D

[Sugarsprinkles]

Is there any other way to be?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't know--is there?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Would you not be confused if you were more rested?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you think that would help?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Don't you think it would?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe I should try it next time?

[rockintime]

How much rest do you think you need?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How much do you suggest?

[CunningLinguist]

Is 6 hours enough sleep?

[jennaflower]

is there ever enough of anything?

[rockintime]

Would commercials on TV qualify as ENOUGH?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Aren't you sick of them?

[rockintime]

Makes using TiVO to skip them worthwhile, doesn't it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you have one?

[rockintime]

I do; why didn't I get one sooner?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you like it?

[Pegasusx62]

where did you get it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I get one, too?

[rockintime]

The satellite dish companies can find many ways to hook us, can't they?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you feel hooked?

[rockintime]

Being able to choose more easily what is watched is actually "freeing", wouldn't you agree?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you feel liberated?

[rockintime]

Hooked in games; free me; isn't it time for "chat"?

[Cheyanne]

I have no idea.......???????????

[denny]

What's so good about a dish???????

[Cheyanne]

Well depending upon the size - it can hold a lot of food can't it?

[Steph]

Are you as hungry as I am?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I just ate breakfast--how 'bout you?

[Tess]

Is that my stomach growling?

[WildIrish]

It sounded like it was coming from behind you, didn't it? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is *that* what that noise was?

[Cobalt]

Did everyone hear that???????

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Hear what?

[WildIrish]

Did Horton really hear a Hoo?

[Steph]

Who gives a hoot?

[Aqua]

Woodsey the owl?

[Lilith]

Did you ever see New Zoo Revue?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, should I?

[musicman]

should I?

[KittehKat]

Is it good?

[GusAspar]

Would you rather it was bad?

[Steph]

I'd rather it be good, wouldn't you?

[KittehKat]

I'd actually rather be playing my computer game, Wanna try it out?


(I'd love to be playing my game :( but their server or something is messed up so I'm stuck without it for now)

[CunningLinguist]

What computer game is it?

/ooc How how come I no longer get emails about when this thread was updated?

/ooc Seriously, how can I live my day without having my inbax crammed full of when people ask assinine questions.

[dicksbro]

Wow! Three questions in one post. Am I impressed CunningLinguist, or what? :D

[CunningLinguist]

What else am I going to do when I go over a week without being notified of this thread being updated?

[dicksbro]

LOL.

Should we post louder? :)

[musicman]

WHAT????????????????????????????

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Am I supposed to be answering that?

[Sharni]

What?

[kleclere]

Are we lost again?

[Sharni]

Do we look like we are lost?

[rockintime]

Do you have a map?

[kleclere]

Are they standard issue?

[rockintime]

Aren't they tough to fold back up after they are used?

[Sharni]

Men use them???

[rockintime]

Has a man EVER got lost?

[Sharni]

Do ya really want me to answer that?? ;)