???????????????

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Am I making things difficult for you? ;)

[WildIrish]

Isn't difficult another word for hard? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What will you do if I *don't* stop moving? ;)

[dm383]

Can't you guess? :devil: ;)

[Aqua]

Why would I do something like that?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't I?

[Scarlett]

Do what?

[denny]

What are you talking about?

[dm383]

I thought you knew - don't you?

[gryphon]

If i knew, do you think I would ask?

[dicksbro]

I thought so ... was I wrong?

[Scarecrow]

I'm lost now, so who will point the way?

[celticangel]

who knows what way?

[kleclere]

Is it a good thing no one wants to point the way?

[denny]

And just what would you use to point?

[dicksbro]

Isn't it rude to point?

[denny]

Doesn't it depend?

[WildIrish]

Are you talking about depends again?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't need Depends--didn't you see the pictures I took last night?

[WildIrish]

Does Depends make sexy black miniskirts?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like me to call and ask if they do?

[WildIrish]

Need help reading the label?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you want to move a little closer?

[WildIrish]

Know a good moving company? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LMAO. :D

Would you like me to recommend one?

[WildIrish]

Can I pack light?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Will you need many clothes?

[WildIrish]

Would I be staying long, or just coming and going?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Which would you prefer?

[WildIrish]

Can we dance?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What kind of dancing would you like to do?

[WildIrish]

How about the macarena? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How about something a little more...intimate?

[WildIrish]

Would you sing for me?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Didn't you know I sing while I dance?

[WildIrish]

Does anyone have a glass of water?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can't I just keep you to myself for a moment?

[WildIrish]

Um, okay...promise not to be gentle?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you hold me to that?

[WildIrish]

What would I hold on to?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you see anything you'd like to hold onto?

[WildIrish]

Am I limited to just holding on with my hands? :slurp:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like to be limited, or would you like a little bit of freedom?

[WildIrish]

Isn't this country founded on the principles of freedom?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How much freedom would you like?

[WildIrish]

Would I have to stop during nap time?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wouldn't we be "napping?" :D

[WildIrish]

You're very literal, aren't you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like me to do...errr, I mean be, something else?

[WildIrish]

Have I ever told you how pretty you are? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL. :D :D :D

Did you know you're terrible?

[WildIrish]

Are you flirting with me?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You haven't been flirting with me?

[WildIrish]

Is it that obvious? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

So, what happens next?

[Sharni]

Someone will tell us...wont they?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you have any idea, Sharni?

[celticangel]

I'm not Sharni~~~~~~but will I do?

[hellsbells]

Will you do for what CA?

[Sharni]

To answer the question....wasnt it?

[dm383]

I would think so, wouldn't you?

[Eliza]

I know I do...but what do you think?

[Mercury_Maniac]

Isn't Eliza HOT!!!!!????????

[Lilith]

Was that really ever questionable?

[Eliza]

lol...have you all had your head examined recently???

[Mercury_Maniac]

Does 10 years ago count?

[Lilith]

Was it by a urologist?

[Eliza]

Lilith...don't you think we should examine his head for him?

[WildIrish]

Is there a line forming for this?

[Lilith]

Why, do you want in on it??

[Scarecrow]

Who wants to examine my head?

[Sharni]

Why is there something wrong with it?

[celticangel]

do you think it needs proffesional attention?

[Scarecrow]

If I try to think with it will it help?

[celticangel]

will I give DM a shout?

[dm383]

I'm here, aren't I?

[celticangel]

I think so, but not too sure~~~~~~~~~~~~what about u guys?

[Sharni]

What was the question? :D

[osuche]

Which head, Scarecrow?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is anyone else tired tonight?

[Eliza]

After the day I've had..wouldn't you be tired too?

[denny]

You're all gone now, aren't you? Don't you think I'm tired?

[dm383]

I don't know........ are you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do I seem tired to you?

[GusAspar]

How does it make you feel when I stare down your cleavage?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Were you staring or appreciating?

[DirtyDeeds]

Why do you want to know?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, don't you think it's important to me?

[WildIrish]

Can't we do both at the same time?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you able to multi-task?

[WildIrish]

How many tasks would I be handling at once?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How many can you handle at once?

[WildIrish]

Wouldn't it be fun to find out?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Where shall we start?

[WildIrish]

Should we start at the top and work our way down?

[dicksbro]

I think I'd agree with that, wouldn't you?

[WildIrish]

How about if we meet in the middle?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be interesting?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How far away is the middle?

[Salacious]

Are you willing to meet half way?

[kleclere]

Or would half way be to far away?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How soon can you get there?

[Lovediva]

WHY?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, you can't think of a reason?

[Lovediva]

Do I have to?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you prefer you didn't have to?

[WildIrish]

Should we get Lovediva a cab?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you think that's a long cab ride?

[WildIrish]

Do you think the driver would speak english? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What language do *you* think the driver would speak?

[WildIrish]

If latin is the base of all languages, would it matter?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did you know I took two years of Latin?

[WildIrish]

Would that be enough to give directions?

[Lovediva]

Do you own a GPS?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should I get one?

[WildIrish]

Would I still be able to use "I got lost" as an excuse for being late?

[Lovediva]

Can you think of a better one?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

A better excuse?

[Lovediva]

Excuse me..but did Wild just fart?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Did he really???

[Lovediva]

Well..was it you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Of course not--why would you think that?

[Lovediva]

Are you absolutely positive? Smells female to me!

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you sure it wasn't you? :)

[Lovediva]

What? Me? ??? Maybe it was Wild then?

[WildIrish]

Did it smell like roses?

[Lovediva]

Why would they? Did ya eat beans?

[WildIrish]

How on earth did your toilet manage to prune a tree?

[dicksbro]

Did you say a toilet pruned a tree?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Which toilet?

[Salacious]

What the fuck?

[WildIrish]

Perhaps Lovediva could elaborate?

[Salacious]

Could she?

[osuche]

How does a toilet prune a tree? Did she eat a lot of Broccoli?

[Salacious]

Who thinks of this stuff?

[osuche]

It's the doobie, isn't it?

[Salacious]

Is it?

[WildIrish]

What else could be the culprit?

[WildIrish]

Was I the only one that read that post? ha ha

[Salacious]

It could be the heat, couldn't it?

[WildIrish]

How hot does it have to be to start hallucinating about toilets pruning trees?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

How hot is it where you are?

[WildIrish]

Mind if I get a little more comfortable? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What would that involve?

[Lilith]

Why does he still have that tie on?

[WildIrish]

Care to guess where it's tied? ;)

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What if I guess wrong?

[dicksbro]

Would that really matter much?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you be upset?

[dicksbro]

Nah ... am I ever upset?

[WildIrish]

Are you always so calm?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Calm? What's that?

[celticangel]

isn't it "all in the mind"?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What should I be picturing, then?

[WildIrish]

Who's picturing without me?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Weren't you imagining something yourself?

[WildIrish]

Is anyone else still stuck on Lovediva's comment about toilets and trees?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

That's quite a picture, isn't it?

[WildIrish]

What kind of tree, do you think?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Apple trees are popular here, aren't they?

[WildIrish]

LMAO, and somewhat appropriate too, wouldn't you say? ha ha

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are we always appropriate at Pixies?

[dicksbro]

Appropriate for what?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can we all relax now?

[kleclere]

What if we don't relax?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Maybe someone could give me a massage, then? Wouldn't that help?

[kleclere]

Does a massage seem exciting to you as much as it does for me?

[Scarecrow]

Wouldn't it be nice to have a set of magic hand working you over?

[kleclere]

Wouldn't it be wonderful to find those magic hands?

[Salacious]

Would one set of magic hands be enough?

[kleclere]

When would one set be enough?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

When can I expect my massage?

[Salacious]

Are you on the list?

[dicksbro]

Where do you sign up?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Will you hurry up so I can sign up next?

[dicksbro]

Why don't you go ahead so I can follow you?

[Sugarsprinkles]

You'd rather be behind me?

[Salacious]

Wouldn't you prefer it that way?

[WildIrish]

Isn't that such a nice view?

[Salacious]

Who wouldn't agree with that?

[WildIrish]

How did you spot me back here? Do you have a rear view mirror?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do we need one?

[celticangel]

can we get one that gets rid of the blind spot?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hate those, don't you?

[osuche]

Is the blind spot hiding something good?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What do you consider something good?

[denny]

Think if you met me, you'd find out?

[dicksbro]

What would I learn?

[Salacious]

What would you want to learn?

[dicksbro]

What difference would it make?

[Salacious]

Nope, would it need to make a difference?

[osuche]

Don't we make a difference every day?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who's in charge here?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Cash or charge???

[WildIrish]

Do people still use cash?

[Sharni]

I dont....do you?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Should I?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't you?

[Scarlett]

Shouldn't we all?

[dicksbro]

Should it be a requirement?

[Salacious]

Do you think requirements are a good idea?

[osuche]

Do you think you could meet or exceed the requirements?

[dicksbro]

What are they?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And who needs them, anyway?

[Salacious]

Does anyone really care?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Are we supposed to care?

[osuche]

Do you ever care about requirements, or do you make your own?

[denny]

What requirements?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Are we required to have requirements?

[Salacious]

No one required requirements, did they?

[osuche]

Are we sick of talking about requirements yet?

Next topic?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What shall we change the topic to?

[Salacious]

Who wants to discuss kissing?

[Scarlett]

What sort of kissing would you like to discuss?

[dicksbro]

Want to talk about oral sex?

[Sharni]

Or something else maybe?

[dicksbro]

Would you have any ideas?

[denny]

About oral sex?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[Sharni]

Just thought someone might wanna talk about something else...maybe?

[dicksbro]

Why don't we think of something?

[Sharni]

Ya think we should?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be fun?

[Sharni]

But the others might like a say...dont ya think?

[dicksbro]

What would they want to say?

[Sharni]

Maybe we should ask them?

[dicksbro]

Why don't we?

[Scarlett]

Are you asking, then?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What if I am?

[dm383]

Do you want an answer?

[Sharni]

Maybe? Maybe not?

[Lilith]

What was the fucking question?

[denny]

What does fucking have to do with it?

[dicksbro]

What would you do without fucking?

[Salacious]

Go fucking nuts, wouldn't you?

[osuche]

Can you fuck nuts?

[Salacious]

Literally?

[dicksbro]

Figuratively?

[Salacious]

Coffee?

[dicksbro]

Black?

[Sugarsprinkles]

How can you drink the stuff??

[Salacious]

With great pleasure, can't you?

[kleclere]

How did we go from fucking to coffee?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Does it matter, as long as there's fucking involved?

[Sharni]

Who are we fucking?

[Salacious]

and where?

[dm383]

Me? :P

[Salacious]

Yes you, do you mind?

[Sugarsprinkles]

What about me?