???????????????

[dicksbro]

You mean football season is over with?

[BeachSex]

What? They banned football in the US?

[dicksbro]

I guess you can still play ... you just can use your feet for running or kicking the ball. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Whose ass do you use your feet for kicking?

[dicksbro]

Whatever you do, don't raise your hand ... okay?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't you spank the ass only of someone who requests it?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that depend on whether they deserve it and whether you're bigger than they are?

[gekkogecko]

Are you saying your ass is bigger than anyone else's?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you thought I said?

[gekkogecko]

AM I putting words in your mouth?

[dicksbro]

Why would you want to do that?

[BeachSex]

Why wouldn't he want to do that?

[dicksbro]

Seems like a lot of work, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Is it working hard, or hardly working?

[dicksbro]

Could it be hardly working hard?

[jseal]

Which are the hard words?

[BeachSex]

Why couldn't it be working easy instead?

[dicksbro]

Might they demote you or lower your pay if they think the work is too easy for you?

[gekkogecko]

Why do that when "they" can just increase your workload?

[dicksbro]

They could do that, couldn't they?

[gekkogecko]

But "should" they, just because they can?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't they whether they can or not?

[gekkogecko]

Would you like some fries with that workload?

[BeachSex]

Can I have some ketchup with those fries?

[dicksbro]

Would you like some salt?

[BeachSex]

Is it sea salt?

[gekkogecko]

Are you raiding Davy Jones' locker?

[dicksbro]

Does he keep the salt in a locker?

[gekkogecko]

Should i take it as suspicious that you have to know?

[dicksbro]

Why do you think that I have to know?

[gekkogecko]

Is your paranoia on public display?

[dicksbro]

Do you get worried a lot about things like that?

[BeachSex]

What is your definition of a lot?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you agree one definition of a lot could be a rectangular piece of property usually within a town or city where someone intends to build a structure?

[Coaster]

Has this conversation lost the pixie ladies?

[dicksbro]

It would appear so, wouldn't it?

[IM1469]

Are they posting elsewhere?

[gekkogecko]

Are you going to adopt stalker-like behavior to find out (I certianly hope not!)?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be nice if more of the ladies surprised us and just started posting here again on a regular basis?

[gekkogecko]

Do you like surprises?

[IM1469]

Do I have to close my eyes?

[dicksbro]

Don't you want to?

[gekkogecko]

Should we use a blindfold instead?

[BeachSex]

Wait, Coaster brings up a good question. Where are the ladies in this thread?

[dicksbro]

Looking for the needle to stitch it all together? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Are there too many haystacks around here?

[dicksbro]

So, are you saying you don't want to get it all together?

[jseal]

Why not give it a try?

[dicksbro]

He could do that, couldn't he?

[BeachSex]

Aren't we off subject?

[dicksbro]

What was the subject?

[jseal]

Wasn't it about sex in some form?

[dicksbro]

Isn't it always somehow about sex?

[jseal]

Vanilla or kinky sex?

[dicksbro]

Yes.

Oh wait, that's not the question.

Are you feeling horny?

[dicksbro]

Always ... but, I bet you knew that. :)

[jseal]

When aren't you horny?

[dicksbro]

Is there suppose to be a time?

[jseal]

How about anytime?

[dicksbro]

Or, how about sometime?

[jseal]

What are we supposed to be doing?

[dicksbro]

Now?

[jseal]

Would it hurt to put it off for a day or two?

[dicksbro]

You wouldn't think so, would you?

[dicksbro]

Did we ever find out what we were doing?

[jseal]

How important is it to know what we're doing?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't we know?

[Coaster]

Why?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[jseal]

Weren't the Whynots an Indian tribe related to the Algonquin?

[dicksbro]

Did they all wear Mohican hair styles?

[dicksbro]

Did they all wear loincloths?

[jseal]

Where did they get the lions for their lioncloths? :wtp:

[dicksbro]

Wasn't it from the local lions for loincloths shop?

[jseal]

When did that store open?

[dicksbro]

I don't know ... when did Tarzan leave the jungle?

[jseal]

Didn't Tarzan leave the jungle to resume his position as Lord Greystoke?

[dicksbro]

Lord Greystoke has a Lions for Loincloths shop?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't that be "Leopards" instead of "Lions"?

[dicksbro]

Would you prefer leopard loincloths?

[gekkogecko]

Would leopard be happy wearing human-skin loincloths?

[dicksbro]

I'd think it'd prefer that over the other way around, wouldn't you?

[jseal]

You'd prefer lion-skin leopardcloths?

[dicksbro]

Is that what I implied? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Are you implying anything?

[dicksbro]

I hadn't thought so ... did you?

[gekkogecko]

Do you always answer a question with a question?

[dicksbro]

Why do you ask?

[jseal]

To get an answer?

[dicksbro]

Will any answer do?

[gekkogecko]

What was the question, again?

[dicksbro]

Don't you remember?

[jseal]

Do you?

[dicksbro]

Do I what?

[gekkogecko]

Why don't we change the subject?

[dicksbro]

What would you like to change it to?

[gekkogecko]

Do we ever talk about sex these days?

[dicksbro]

You mean like two (or more) people "doing things" with each other?

[gekkogecko]

Can you describe the things you'd like them to do?

[dicksbro]

Can't we just use our imaginations?

[gekkogecko]

What if you have a poor imagination?

[dicksbro]

Could you imagine you don't and go from there?

[gekkogecko]

Are you trying to out-circular logic me?

[dicksbro]

Why, do you suspect my logic sometimes runs in circles?

[gekkogecko]

Is circular logic the only kind that self-supports?

[dicksbro]

Is that important?

[gekkogecko]

Is it important to you, to me, or to the grand scheme of Lilith?

[dicksbro]

The "grand scheme of Lilith" ... I thought that was having us all visit her dungeon ... wasn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Are you looking forward to that visit?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't everyone?

[jseal]

What are the open hours?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know the answer to jeal's question?

[gekkogecko]

Who are you to tell me to question authority?

[dicksbro]

Did I do that?

[gekkogecko]

Why don't you join the tautology club?

[dicksbro]

Are you a member?

[jseal]

What are the eligibility requirements?

[dicksbro]

Do you think the gecko knows?

[gekkogecko]

Did the omniscient cactus tell him?

[dicksbro]

It'd certainly get to the point, wouldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Did you make the mistake of sitting on the cactus?

[dicksbro]

Not yet ... did you?

[gekkogecko]

Would you prefer to make your subbie sit on the cactus?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be less painful to simply leave the cactus alone?

[gekkogecko]

Should we ask the cactus in question?

[dicksbro]

Could you ask? (I'm not sure what language cactus plants speak.)

[gekkogecko]

Would that be succulentish?

[dicksbro]

Can I just take your word for that?

[gekkogecko]

If you take my word, do I have any left?

[dicksbro]

Do you think my taking one would exhaust your supply?

[gekkogecko]

If I answered that, would that be sufficient proof?

[dicksbro]

Sounds like it, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Can appearances be deceiving?

[dicksbro]

Or is that only deceptive appearances that can be deceiving?

[gekkogecko]

How can you tell which is which?

[dicksbro]

By the level of deception? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Is deception recursive?

[dicksbro]

Is recursive deceiving?

[gekkogecko]

Are all of our questions now to be self-referential?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[gekkogecko]

Would that make any sense?

[dicksbro]

Does anything make much sense anymore?

[gekkogecko]

Why worry about making sense?

[dicksbro]

I can't think of a good reason, can you?

[gekkogecko]

If you don't have a good reason, will a bad reason do?

[dicksbro]

Don't we always use bad reasons when no good ones are available?

[gekkogecko]

Do we sometimes use bad reasons even when there are good ones to be had?

[dicksbro]

How do we even know which reasons are really good and which are really bad?

[gekkogecko]

How do we know anything, really?

[dicksbro]

Or, do we know anything and just think we do?

[gekkogecko]

Should we change the subject and ask where AZRH has been? Something like a week since we'd heard from her.

[dicksbro]

You're right, she has been absent. Will she need a note for Lilith from her doctor or some reasonable facsimile to get back in?

[gekkogecko]

Is it true you only posted that because you're trying to get her to play doctor with us?

(Great idea, BTW!)

[dicksbro]

If it wasn't true, you can imagine that it is now can't you?

[Vicious Tease]

Do you doctors need a nurse?

[dicksbro]

Are you volunteering?

[gekkogecko]

Are you volunteering for the medical experiment?

[dicksbro]

No, are you?

[jseal]

How much do I get paid for volunteering?

[dicksbro]

How much did you want?

[gekkogecko]

Does what I want matter?

[dicksbro]

Don't you think others care?

[gekkogecko]

Do some people care too much?

[dicksbro]

How much caring is too much?

[gekkogecko]

Do you care enough not to flash your neighbors?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't that sound a bit extreme?

[gekkogecko]

Do you have a privacy fence?

[dicksbro]

Do I need one?

[gekkogecko]

Can you eat just one?

[dicksbro]

One privacy fence? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Are you some sort of termite?

[dicksbro]

Wasn't it you that wondered about a privacy fence? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Are you still worried about privacy fences?

[dicksbro]

Are you?

[gekkogecko]

Why worry?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't a little bit of worry help keep our minds sharp and aware of things that could affect our lives?

[gekkogecko]

Do you wish to join the Semiconcious Liberation Army?

[dicksbro]

Is that an army dedicated to being conscious of where all the roving semi's are? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Are you driving one f the roving semis?

[dicksbro]

Was I suppose to?

[gekkogecko]

Is anyone in control of this thing anymore?

[dicksbro]

Is that important?

[gekkogecko]

Do we have a free hand now to go completely insane?

[dicksbro]

Or should we call it incompletely insane just in case we have a short moment where we're actually sane? :spin:

[jseal]

How can you distinguish the one from the other?

[dicksbro]

Could it be the head spins clockwise one time but counter-clockwise the other? :confused:

[jseal]

Isn't that a scene from the Exorcist?

[dicksbro]

I didn't see that movie ... was it?

[jseal]

Where were you when you didn't see the "Exorcist"?

[dicksbro]

Where was I suppose to be?

[gekkogecko]

Can you be here, there, and everywhere?

[dicksbro]

But, why would I want to be here, there, and everywhere? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Don't you want to spy on your friends?

[dicksbro]

Can't I just pull up a lawn chair by DM and watch the window across the street? :)

[jseal]

Are voyeurs spectators or participants?

[dicksbro]

Does the object of their voyeurism know they're doing it and responds by encouraging their behavior?

[jseal]

Wouldn't that change the voyeur into a spectator?

[dicksbro]

Is there really any difference?

[jseal]

Isn't the first usually secretive while the second is usually public?

[dicksbro]

True ... but the object of both is to "look" isn't it? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

What look are you going for?

[dicksbro]

Is there a current fad that I should be aware of?

[gekkogecko]

Do I pay attention to fads?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you have to answer that?

[gekkogecko]

Are you questioning me?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't I?

[jseal]

What if he gives an answer?

[dicksbro]

Would that surprise you?

[jseal]

How long should I wait for an answer?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that up to him?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't what up to whom?

[Coaster]

Is it for all of us?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[Coaster]

Who's it from?

[dicksbro]

Could we ask someone or should we just guess?

[gekkogecko]

Will you use your imagination?

[dicksbro]

Who me?

[gekkogecko]

Are you trying to dodge the question?

[dicksbro]

Don't we all?

[gekkogecko]

Would we participate in this thread if we were trying to avoid questions?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you think?

[gekkogecko]

Do my thoughts make any sense?

[dicksbro]

Was I mistaken in thinking they did?

[gekkogecko]

Are you questioning reality?

[dicksbro]

Why would I do that?

[jseal]

Isn’t reality an illusion induced by insufficient amounts of alcohol?

[dicksbro]

Is alcohol the cure for sanity?

[jseal]

Who's to say who's sane?

[dicksbro]

Should that even be left up to anyone?

[gekkogecko]

Are you saying you don't know the difference between sane & insane?

[dicksbro]

What gave you that idea?

[gekkogecko]

Why are you worried?

[dicksbro]

What ... me worry?

[gekkogecko]

Are you actually Alfred E Newman?

[dicksbro]

Do I look like Alfred E. Newman?

[jseal]

Does anyone look like Alfred E. Newman?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone want to look like Alfred E. Newman?

[gekkogecko]

Or would the rather adopt his world view?

[mercifulangel]

wouldn't you rather adopt me?

[gekkogecko]

Do you realize what I'd like to do with you?

[mercifulangel]

Wouldn't u like to tell me

[dicksbro]

Do you really want to know or would you rather just be surprised?

[gekkogecko]

Who is aobut to surprise whom?

[mercifulangel]

Wouldn't you like to know?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't everyone?

[jseal]

Wouldn't that depend on what the surprise is?

[dicksbro]

Could it actually be multiple surprises?

[gekkogecko]

Would you enjoy surprise butt sex?

[mercifulangel]

my butt or yours?

[dicksbro]

But ... but ...