???????????????

[gekkogecko]

What are you talking about, DB?

[dicksbro]

I dunno ... do you?

[gekkogecko]

Should we just learn to stop worrying and love the bomb?

[dicksbro]

Why not? It's starting to look like everyone's anxious to have one ... or more. :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

What are you doing lately aside from worrying?

[dicksbro]

Having a cup of coffee ... isn't that the normal reaction to worry? :)

[gekkogecko]

Do you worry about your coffee?

[dicksbro]

One should when it's sat too long don't you think?

[gekkogecko]

Do you make a habit of sitting in your coffee?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't everyone?

[gekkogecko]

Would you rather stew in your own juices?

[dicksbro]

That probably deserves more thought before I answer ... don't you think?

[jseal]

Why think at all?

[dicksbro]

So I don't forget how to eat? Is this a trick question? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

If it were a trick question, would you know?

[dicksbro]

Would I know what?

[jseal]

Wasn't the question about Art History?

[dicksbro]

Is that what we were talking about?

[gekkogecko]

Who knows, or even cares?

[dicksbro]

I give up. Who?

[jseal]

Should anyone?

[dicksbro]

Do you think it'd be better if we kept it quiet?

[jseal]

How much better?

[dicksbro]

You'd think a little ... at least ... wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Would that make you think?

[dicksbro]

If it's true that "I think, therefore I am," would the corollary also be true, "I am, therefore I think?"

[gekkogecko]

Or are you and evil mentalist with the "I think therefore, you are not" point of view?

[dicksbro]

Why, is that your view?

[jseal]

Would dicksbro's question be self referential?

[dicksbro]

Do you think it is?

[gekkogecko]

Does anyone even think anymore?

[dicksbro]

I thought there was one guy who did, but was I mistaken?

[jseal]

When did that happen?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe that I don't actually remember the date? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

What is today, again?

[dicksbro]

It was Moanday when you asked but now it's Toothsday. :)

[jseal]

Isn't it Monday today?

[dicksbro]

Almost had ya, didn't I. You're right ... today is Toothday. :D

[jseal]

Are the questions finished?

[gekkogecko]

Will the questions never end?

[dicksbro]

What questions? :confused:

[jseal]

Is asking questions the right way to learn?

[dicksbro]

I'd say it was one way, wouldn't you?

[jseal]

Which way is the best way?

[dicksbro]

Do you think it's the same way as "Best Buy?"

[gekkogecko]

Is Best Buy still in business?

[dicksbro]

Does Best Buy really have the best buys? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

If it does, should we invest in Best Buy?

[jseal]

Couldn't I do something else with my money?

[dicksbro]

Would you like to give it to me? :slurp:

:D

[gekkogecko]

What would you do with all that money?

[dicksbro]

Knowing we're speaking of "Deep Pockets" providing the cash, do you think it'd be okay to start looking into how we could best finance an all out effort to rid the world of cancer in all it's forms?

[gekkogecko]

Do you ever fear the prospect that cancer is going to have a fundraiser to cure us?

[dicksbro]

Do you think it'd work? :confused:

[jseal]

Would it be ethical?

[dicksbro]

Cured of what?

[jseal]

Aren't some type of meat cured?

[dicksbro]

As opposed to diseased?

[jseal]

Diseased? Who's diseased?

[dicksbro]

Diseased vagrant

[gekkogecko]

Are vagrants automatically diseased?

[jseal]

Diseased example

[dicksbro]

Example provided.

[jseal]

Provided free

[dicksbro]

Free samples

[gekkogecko]

Are we in the correct thread?

[dicksbro]

Do you think I'd lead you astray?

[gekkogecko]

Would it be my own fault, for following you?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know the answer to these questions?

[gekkogecko]

Would you trust someone who claims to have all the answers?

[dicksbro]

What if they proved they did?

[jseal]

How could you tell?

[dicksbro]

Give them a lie detector test? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

How do you test that?

[dicksbro]

Waterboarding?? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Do you realize I nearly sprayed my tea because of that answer?

[dicksbro]

Hot tea or cold?

[jseal]

Which would be better?

[dicksbro]

How about cold in the summer and hot in the winter?

[gekkogecko]

Are we talking about beverages, or women?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't "Yes" be a good answer?

[jseal]

Would it be better than "No"?

[dicksbro]

Should we just say, "Maybe," and leave it at that?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't "yes", "no", and "maybe" the answer to everything?

[dicksbro]

Is that all the choices we should have?

[gekkogecko]

Do you need more?

[dicksbro]

What if the answer is a number?

[gekkogecko]

Aren't all numbers just words, anyway?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't that depend on whether you're using the symbols or spelling out the words?

[jseal]

Aren't symbols just shorthand for the words they replace?

[dicksbro]

That could be, couldn't it?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone else have a question?

[gekkogecko]

Is the question the answer?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you thought?

[jseal]

Is there something wrong with thinking?

[dicksbro]

Does it take thought to answer these questions?

[gekkogecko]

Do you ever think before you act?

[dicksbro]

And, what if I'm not an actor?

[jseal]

Can you act like an actor?

[dicksbro]

Do you mean drink a lot and carouse with beautiful actresses and generally/often be bad examples for children?

[jseal]

Why not?

[dicksbro]

Why didn't I think of that?

[jseal]

Should you have thought of it?

[dicksbro]

Are you suggesting I shouldn't think of it?

[gekkogecko]

Is thinking allowed here?

[dicksbro]

Why wouldn't it be?

[jseal]

What should be thought?

[dicksbro]

How about warm, sunny beaches with a nice refreshing breeze?

[gekkogecko]

Are there such things?

[dicksbro]

Do you think there's not?

[gekkogecko]

If I think not, then am I?

[dicksbro]

Is that something you worry about? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

What, me worry?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't someone?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't worrying someone else's job?

[dicksbro]

Is worrying work? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Don't many people worry about work?

[dicksbro]

Have studies been done on this subject?

[rabbit]

Why study when you can have fun?

[gekkogecko]

What if you find studying fun?

[dicksbro]

That'd sure make a mess of our logic, wouldn't it?

[rabbit]

Why be normal?

[dicksbro]

Who's normal anyway?

[gekkogecko]

How two-dimensional is "normal"?

[dicksbro]

When is two dimensional NOT normal?

[gekkogecko]

What about the third dimension?

[dicksbro]

Or the fourth or fifth for that matter?

[gekkogecko]

Whatever happened to the 5th Dimension, were they just another one of the One-hit wonders?

[dicksbro]

They did kind of disappear, didn't they?

[gekkogecko]

If the 5th dimension no longer exists, then is mathematical theory messed up?

[dicksbro]

Is the absence of something a sign of being messed up; or is the emptiness merely a sign of a new reality?

[gekkogecko]

Is lack of evidence evidence of lack?

[jseal]

Is that true for lackies?

[dicksbro]

It takes lackies to have a lack of evidence of lack?

[jseal]

How can we be sure of that?

[gekkogecko]

Are you sure you're not hallucinating?

[dicksbro]

Can any of us really be sure of anything?

[dicksbro]

Would any of us even want to be sure of anything?

[gekkogecko]

What do the people want?

[dicksbro]

Could some maybe not want anything? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

If you actually don't want anything, how would you know?

[dicksbro]

What kind of question is that?

[gekkogecko]

How do you walk if Carly Simon's party is already on a yacht?

[dicksbro]

On your feet ... or do you have another suggestion?

[jseal]

Is one additional suggestion enough?

[dicksbro]

You'd think so wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Why limit it to just one?

[dicksbro]

Did someone actually place a limit on the number?

[gekkogecko]

Is the answer blowing in the wind?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't that depend on how many roads a man must walk down? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

But does the man, or the woman have boots that were made for walking?

[jseal]

It that what they'll do?

[dicksbro]

That is one way to get together ... isn't it? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Isn't the best way to come together over someone is at a funeral?

[dicksbro]

Isn't there a happier time to get together?

[jseal]

Why not use a wedding to get together?

[dicksbro]

Seems like at my age, I'm starting to see more funerals than weddings. Does that mean that age could make a difference in how someone answers?

[jseal]

How important is age?

[dicksbro]

Would you say that age doesn't matter?

[gekkogecko]

Is this mind over matter?

[dicksbro]

Who knows? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Would you like a surrealist banana?

[dicksbro]

Is it one made by Salvador Dali?

[gekkogecko]

Is it melting, or telling time?

[dicksbro]

I would say yes, wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Would you expect any other response?

[dicksbro]

You mean there is another one?

[jseal]

Why shouldn't there be more than one?

[gekkogecko]

Can there truly be more than one?

[dicksbro]

Are we being a bit ambiguous in our answers?

[gekkogecko]

If we gave concrete answers, who would know?

[dicksbro]

That would seem a little "heavy" for our thread, wouldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Am I too dense for this thread?

[dicksbro]

I don't think any of us believe that ... is that what you think?

[jseal]

Wouldn't heavy thoughts support his idea?

[gekkogecko]

Were Count von Zeppelin's thoughts are lighter than air?

[dicksbro]

Or is air lighter than his thoughts?

[jseal]

Didn't his ideal dissapear in a flash on May 6, 1937?

[dicksbro]

One might say for the want of helium and the danger of fire couldn't one?

[gekkogecko]

Are we now on a balloon strafe?

[dicksbro]

Do you think someone maybe forgot to change the batteries on the smoke alarm / sprinkler system? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Does that result in smoke & fire?

[dicksbro]

You wouldn't think so, would you?

[gekkogecko]

Is it not logical?

[dicksbro]

Is there any other answer than that?

[gekkogecko]

Is that your final answer?

[dicksbro]

Why should I answer that?

[jseal]

Do you prefer to keep the answer a secret?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you would prefer?

[gekkogecko]

Would you believe I prefer to remain enigmatic?

[dicksbro]

Is "mysterious" another way of saying, "I don't know."? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Are you sure about what you don't know?

[dicksbro]

It's almost a requirement, isn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Are there now standards we have to meet?

[dicksbro]

Seek, meet, or beat?

[gekkogecko]

When was the last time you were at a meet and beat?

[dicksbro]

I don't recall but when's the last time you beat your meat at a meet?

[gekkogecko]

Do band members keep to the beat of the meat?

[dicksbro]

I don't know ... does anyone else?

[gekkogecko]

Shouldn't we ask AZRH, isn't she in a band?

[dicksbro]

That would be a good idea, wouldn't it?

[jseal]

But what if there were a better idea?

[gekkogecko]

Do you have a better idea?

[dicksbro]

Does anyone have a better idea?

[gekkogecko]

Are we out of ideas?

[dicksbro]

I thought I had some ... have you seen them laying around?

[jseal]

Might they be tucked away instead?

[gekkogecko]

By "tucked away", do you mean 'sound asleep in bed'?

[dicksbro]

Or, "packed in a box?"

[jseal]

Mightn't I have meant "Out of sight"?

[dicksbro]

Or, could it have been "Out of mind?"

[gekkogecko]

Does the mind really matter?

[dicksbro]

Does it even care?

[PantyFanatic]

Does caring really matter?

[dicksbro]

Does matter ... er ... matter? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

What's the matter with you?

[dicksbro]

Is that important?

[gekkogecko]

Am I even relevant?

[dicksbro]

Are we suppose to be relevant in this thread?

[jseal]

Relevant compared to what?

[dicksbro]

Do we have to compare things now?

[gekkogecko]

Are we to engage in the stereotypical men's comparison?

[dicksbro]

Would atypical comparisons be more engaging?

[gekkogecko]

Are you currently engaged to anyone?

[jseal]

How would that inflence my comparisons?

[dicksbro]

Would answering yes or no make any difference? :confused:

[jseal]

Any difference to what?

[gekkogecko]

Is a difference that makes no difference actually a difference?

[dicksbro]

Would the circumstances surrounding that question matter in giving an answer?

[gekkogecko]

Is all your evidence circumstantial?

[dicksbro]

Does it need to be?

[gekkogecko]

Are your needs being met?

[dicksbro]

Any needs in particular?

[jseal]

How about MY needs?

[dicksbro]

How about MY needs?
Which ones?

[gekkogecko]

Doesn't that depend on who is asking?

[dicksbro]

Sounds reasonable, don't you think?

[gekkogecko]

If people actually thought, wouldn't that be dangerous?

[dicksbro]

Well, from the look of the world it doesn't look like we'll have to worry much about that happening, does it? :(

[jseal]

Why not try a little bit of worry?

[dicksbro]

Would that help?

[gekkogecko]

Would it help more than being happy?

[dicksbro]

Have you seen any surveys addressing this question?

[gekkogecko]

Is that the #1 answer?

[dicksbro]

A survey? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Are we keeping track of the surveys, or the surveyors?

[dicksbro]

I'd guess one of the two, wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Are your guesses frequently accurate?

[dicksbro]

Should I have been keeping track?

[jseal]

Why not start now?