???????????????

[musicman]

time? who has time?

[rockintime]

If we move fast enough from east to west, does not time stand still?

[dicksbro]

Does it stand or sit?

[rockintime]

Are you "inclined" to answer that question? :)

[dicksbro]

What angle should I be inclined at?

[rockintime]

Is there an angle that hasn't been explored in this game?

[dicksbro]

Has anyone checked the "angle of the dangle?"

[rockintime]

Can we reserve that chore for the female Pixies?

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[GusAspar]

Wouldn't the angle of the dangle change if a Pixiette tried to measure it?

[rockintime]

Would that be a moving target?

[dicksbro]

How could it not be?

[rockintime]

And how would we not want it to be?

[dicksbro]

That would seem to be impossible, wouldn't it?

[GusAspar]

If I volunteer as a subject, would any lady Pixies like to practise measuring the angle of dangle?

[Steph]

Did you just make up "angle of dangle"?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Haven't you heard that before, Steph?

[Steph]

You have?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Didn't you know my husband has said it before?

[dicksbro]

When did he say that?

[SuccubusKitty]

There really is an expression "angle of the dangle"? :eek:

[skyler_m]

Shouldn't there be?

[SuccubusKitty]

I never thought about it before, have you?

[Steph]

Never until today! I like it though, don't you?

[SuccubusKitty]

I do indeed...It has a certain charm doesn't it?

[dicksbro]

Well, I suppose one could say that, couldn't one?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Or not? :)

[dicksbro]

Why not?

[freesolutions]

Why am I always late for the important discussions around here?

[GusAspar]

You got here before me, didn't you?

[dicksbro]

Which were the important discussions?

[GusAspar]

Does anyone have a good cure for toothache? (OK, Gus, that's three times you've posted about your fucking toothache, now shut the fuck up.)

[Steph]

Shouldn't you visit the dentist?

[Payton Crantor]

Would it be painful?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wouldn't it be painful if you *didn't* go?

[SuccubusKitty]

We all think you should see a dentist, don't we?

[Payton Crantor]

Would it make a differance?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you listen to others' opinions?

[Payton Crantor]

Do I have to? :)

[SuccubusKitty]

Payton are you being a bad boy again and not listening to people?

[Payton Crantor]

When am I not being a bad boy?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Will you tell us?

[dicksbro]

Are we talking about being good or bad?

[musicman]

does it matter?

[Payton Crantor]

Isn't being bad better?

[Steph]

Is being good sometimes good?

[dicksbro]

Isn't having a good lover good?

[CunningLinguist]

Why settle for only a "good" lover?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Should we try for something better?

[CunningLinguist]

Am I the only one who wants an great lover?

[Steph]

you don't believe that, do you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What if some of us already have a terrific lover?

[CunningLinguist]

What about those of us who have no lover?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can I hope that you'll find someone soon?

[Steph]

Are you looking?

[rockintime]

Can you tell me what's out there?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I don't think I'm looking for anyone, am I?

[kleclere]

Do you have to be looking to find someone?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, but what if I've already found someone?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you consider that lucky?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I feel pretty lucky--don't you?

[rockintime]

It's always nice to "get lucky", isn't it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you consider yourself lucky?

[rockintime]

Isn't it better to be good than lucky?

[dicksbro]

Would it be the best to be good and lucky?

[rockintime]

Can I add sexy to that combination?

[GusAspar]

How could we object to making a combination more sexy?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I wouldn't object, would you?

[GusAspar]

How could I object to anything you were proposing, IAKG?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Aren't you too sweet?

[Steph]

Do you think his love of palindromes is sweet?

[CunningLinguist]

What is a palindrome?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm pretty sure it's when a number reads the same backwards and forwards, isn't it?

[CunningLinguist]

Well then who would much rather like 101 than 69?

[SuccubusKitty]

You mean there might be someone who doesn't like 69?

[CunningLinguist]

Does 5, 23, or 42 mean anything to you?

[SuccubusKitty]

What is the 23 for again?

[CunningLinguist]

Have you ever considered worshipping Eris the Goddess of Discord and Confusion?

[kleclere]

Can I worship the ladies here at Pixies?

[dicksbro]

Is that what you'd like to do?

[kleclere]

Isn't it most of the male population's fantasy?

[musicman]

don't we all like to do that?

[kleclere]

Can we all enjoy so much excitement?

[dicksbro]

Are you giving us permission, kleclere?

[kleclere]

Does anyone have to give permission?

[Payton Crantor]

Wouldn't permission be better?

[SuccubusKitty]

*looks around confused*
Who wants permission to worship me?

[dicksbro]

Are we getting too rule oriented?

[SuccubusKitty]

Do you think that rules are a bad thing?

[dicksbro]

They can be inhibiting, can't they?

[kleclere]

Can we be less inhibitted?

[SuccubusKitty]

Are you willing to be less inhibited?

[kleclere]

I'm more then willing, can you?

[SuccubusKitty]

I might need some help; can I count on your assistance?

[kleclere]

Did you just say the word?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Isn't the magic word please, dear?

[dicksbro]

I thought so, didn't you?

[SuccubusKitty]

I didn't say Please?

[kleclere]

Will we be polite or pervs?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can't you be both?

[SuccubusKitty]

I think polite perversion is what we're all after right?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What if I'm after something else? :hot:

[SuccubusKitty]

Is it naughty?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you expect anything less?

[SuccubusKitty]

From you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who else?

[kleclere]

So who is it directed to?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Would you like to be my victim....errr, I mean, subject? :D

[dicksbro]

Are you taking volunteers?

[Mercury_Maniac]

What is wrong with you people?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Who says there's anything wrong?

[kleclere]

Do we have to have something wrong with us?

[Eros]

What's wrong with us now??

[Steph]

When the site's down, don't you feel a bit stir crazy?

[Eros]

You mean I'm not crazy when the site is UP?

[Steph]

I didn't infer that, did I? :jester:

[dicksbro]

But is that what you meant?

[Payton Crantor]

Who says I'm not crazy all the time. :dizzy:

[SuccubusKitty]

Is there a time when you aren't crazy Payton?

[Lilith]

Did someone say crazy?

[skyler_m]

Would they be referring to you?

[Steph]

Is it correct to say we're all wild and crazy pervs?

[SuccubusKitty]

*perks her ears*
Did someone ask for a wild and crazy perv?

[skyler_m]

Would I fit that description?

[SuccubusKitty]

Well are you 1. wild, 2. crazy, and 3. a perv?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Is he?

[CunningLinguist]

Can I still fit in I don't think I am wild, crazy or perverted enough?

[SuccubusKitty]

Why don't you just relax and have fun with us anyways?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't most people have fun here?

[SuccubusKitty]

I always have, haven't you?

[WildIrish]

What's all this talk about fun?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you have fun here, WI?

[WildIrish]

Isn't there a lot of serious things to discuss?

[CunningLinguist]

Who says I wasn't having fun?

[WildIrish]

Where they picking on you?

[CunningLinguist]

OK how do I get my little borther out of my room so I can continue to enjoy the ladie's pics?

[WildIrish]

Can you have him make you a sandwich?

Ummm, can you have him make ME a sandwich? :D

[CunningLinguist]

Can I be the meat in a lesbian sandwhich?

[celticangel]

what kind of sandwich?

[Aqua]

Shouldn't Lilith get to decide since it's her birthday?

[WildIrish]

Don't you think it's pretty obvious what kind of sandwich she'd prefer?

[CunningLinguist]

Is it a manwhich?

[Eros]

Or is it a Sloppy Joe?

[SuccubusKitty]

Why doesn't someone ask her?

[musicman]

do you think we should ask her?

[dicksbro]

Would that sound too forward to ask?

[CunningLinguist]

How would it be too forward?

[Steph]

Isn't it pretty difficult to be too forward with someone on this site?

[dicksbro]

So will you be asking?

[CunningLinguist]

Why do I have to do the asking?

[rockintime]

Well, don't you really want to know?

[CunningLinguist]

How about we just go "1,2,3 not it!"?

[dicksbro]

Would that work?

[rockintime]

Shouldn't the most inquisitive person ask?

[dicksbro]

Who's that?

[CunningLinguist]

What does inquisitive mean?

[Steph]

LOL Asking that question makes you inquisitive, did you know that?

[Scarecrow]

Does that make them part of the inquisition???

[denny]

Who is them?

[denny]

Why do I have the last post here yet it shows up as CunningLinguist?

[Eros]

Is it doing that again?

[Steph]

It hasn't happened to me in a while but if you've spent a lot of time on the site it can happen. Did you know that?

[Eros]

No kidding?

[Steph]

You knew that, didn't you?

[Sharni]

What did we know?

[rockintime]

In which lifetime?

[dicksbro]

In which incarnation?

[rockintime]

Do you recall the others?

[Sharni]

Others?

[rockintime]

I take that means you don't?

[Steph]

I just recall that sometimes posts aren't shown even though I know others have posted after me. Has it happened to you?

[dicksbro]

Not that I remember. Anyone else?

[rockintime]

Me neither.....does it frustrate you?

[Sharni]

Nope not me....anyone else?

[Steph]

It did frustrate me but then I realized ir was probably a sign from the internet gods that i should do some housework. Do you slack on housework, too?

[Sharni]

Yep...*LOL*

We can't be the only ones?

[dicksbro]

No doubt there are some elsewhere, don't you think?

[rockintime]

Do you honestly mean that some people's houses aren't perfectly clean? :D

[dicksbro]

Did I say that?

[musicman]

did you really say that?

[BigBear57]

Has everyone lost their memories?

[musicman]

are you saying I've lost my mind?

[Steph]

Memory is completely different, isn't it?

[musicman]

is it?

[CunningLinguist]

Depends on what your definition of "is" is?

[musicman]

it does?

[dicksbro]

Which "it" are we talking about now?

[rockintime]

Is "it" wise to talk about "it" here?

[dicksbro]

Is "it" wise to ever talk about "it?"

[GusAspar]

Is it legitimate to complain about split infinitives here?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you the Grammar King?

[LixyChick]

What are you all bitching about?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Someone's bitching?

[CunningLinguist]

Are you asking me or telling me?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can't you see I was asking?

[SuccubusKitty]

Was he paying attention?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

What do you think?

[LixyChick]

Now I gotta think too?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you like thinking?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that depend on what we're thinking about?

(I'm looking up right now and have a couple of thoughts ... er ... 'scuse me ... did I say that? << blushes a bit >>. )

:D

[LixyChick]

Did I make him rush to the doc's with my response in the other thread?

[CunningLinguist]

Who are you talking about?

[WildIrish]

Who aren't they talking about?

[CunningLinguist]

Why don't we talk about Henry Wadsworth Longfellow?

[WildIrish]

"Into the Silent Land;
Ah, who shall lead us thither"?




Thither? We're not thuppothed to run with thitherth, are we?

[dicksbro]

Why shouldn't we run thither if we want to?

[musicman]

say what?

[dicksbro]

What. Is that what you wanted me to say?

[musicman]

say what?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Wasn't he talking about thithers?

[musicman]

was he?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I've never noticed a speech problem before with WI, have you?

[musicman]

I dont believe so - should I have?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Isn't he talking with one now, or at least typing with one?

[CunningLinguist]

How does one type with a speech impediment?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

LOL

Wouldn't it be interesting to find out?

[CunningLinguist]

On a related note why do some of y'all say that I type with a Texan accent?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Can't you hear my Kentucky one in my posts?

[Lilith]

I was just fixin' to ask you...is that Kentucky or Tennessee????

[GusAspar]

Does my northern English accent come out in my typing when I start to get drunk, overcoming 40 years' worth of London living, in the same way it seems to with my speech?

[dicksbro]

By jimminy, by golly, bethcha my Minnesota/Swedish accent doesn't show, does it? ;)

[GusAspar]

Dick, are you pulling my pisser?

[CunningLinguist]

That is not very nice to say.

Can't we just say "thithering the Longfellow"?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Lilith, did you know I'm from Kentucky, but my mom and her family are from Tennessee? (Must be that blending you heard!)

[Steph]

Buddy, us Newfs talk right funny, too, ya know?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Doesn't everyone at least have a little bit of an accent?

[Steph]

I don't know anyone who doesn't, do you?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Don't you find that you can't hear an accent when you've been around people who speak the same way?

[dicksbro]

Do you ever wonder why that seems to be the case?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I guess because it seems natural to you?

[dicksbro]

Gosh, do you think that's it?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It could be, couldn't it?

[dicksbro]

Is there anything else to consider?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Do you have any ideas?

[dicksbro]

Are you kidding? :lust:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

No, did it seem like it? :D

[dicksbro]

Maybe I was just thinking about something else ... do ya' think? :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sounds like it, doesn't it? :)

[rockintime]

What's it called when more than 2 people have the same thought? ;)

[kleclere]

I don't know, do you?

[dicksbro]

Clairvoyance is the word that comes to my mind ... is that the word you were looking for?

[CunningLinguist]

Didn't Jung call it synergy?

[Steph]

Was Freud more full of shit than Jung? :jester:

[rockintime]

Don't you think it depends upon the day and what they ate?

[Steph]

ROFL

Didn't you know I was talking about their theories?

[dicksbro]

They had theories on what to eat and how that affected their crap comparison? :)

Holy sh.. ... er ... wait ... that's redundant, isn't it? :D

[CunningLinguist]

What is your obsession with poo?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Are you sure he's obsessed?

[CunningLinguist]

Well who keeps bringing up poo?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You? Or someone else?