???????????????

[gekkogecko]

Wheree are we going, why is it getting warmer, and could we have a better-lloing handbasket, please?

[kleclere]

Where is this location at?

[dicksbro]

Why, do you want to go?

[gekkogecko]

Or, do you want to steal that nifty handbasket?

[dicksbro]

Is it full of good things to eat?

[gekkogecko]

Would you rather eat the one carrying th ebasket?

[kleclere]

Does it depend on who maybe carrying that basket?

[gekkogecko]

Are you the Big Bad Wolf, or are you Red Riding Hood?

[dicksbro]

Does that matter if we're talking about the basket?

[gekkogecko]

Have we lost track of the subject again?

[kleclere]

Would we ever lose track of the subject?

[gekkogecko]

Does this conversation meander?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Are we trying to stay on topic at all?

[dicksbro]

Which topic is that?

[gekkogecko]

Are we now in recursion?

[kleclere]

When should we get back on topic?

[dicksbro]

How about tomorrow?

[gekkogecko]

Is tomorrow a day too late?

[dicksbro]

Do you think so?

[gekkogecko]

Will you trip and fall if you look backwards instead?

[kleclere]

Isn't tomorrow just a day away?

[gekkogecko]

Wasn't today tomorrow yesterday?

[dicksbro]

Yep. How's that for a short answer?

[gekkogecko]

Do you remember back when time travel will be invented?

[dicksbro]

Hadn't thought about that ... do you?

[gekkogecko]

At what point can living beings be considered to think?

[kleclere]

Doesn't that sound really deep?

[gekkogecko]

Is a Doctorate of Philosophy piled high and deep?

[kleclere]

Does that sound like something else piled high and deep?

[dicksbro]

I think that means, "Watch where you step", doesn't it?

[kleclere]

Does it mean the lights have to be on?

[dicksbro]

To watch where I step, I'd want them on. How about you?

[gekkogecko]

Wouldn't you be more worried if there were a cow in your house in the first place?

[kleclere]

What if it was providing the milk?

[dicksbro]

Can't it do that out in the yard?

[gekkogecko]

Is it an exceptional cow, indeed, one that is outstanding in her field?

[dicksbro]

One could say, "Udderly True" couldn't one?

[gekkogecko]

Has this thread devolved into absurd puns?

[kleclere]

And what is wrong with puns?

[dicksbro]

Does someone think they're not?

[gekkogecko]

Have you explored the consequences?

[dicksbro]

What are they?

[gekkogecko]

If you are unaware, then is it true that what you don't know will hurt you?

[kleclere]

What is the best part of unaware?

[gekkogecko]

wOULD THAT BE DYING IN YOUR SLEEP?

[kleclere]

Is this a trick question?

[gekkogecko]

Are you trying to fool me?

[Winston77]

Do I always play the fool?

[gekkogecko]

Who is the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows the fool?

[kleclere]

Do you have to wear the funny hat to be the fool?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you want to?

[gekkogecko]

Do other people wear funny hats?

[Winston77]

Does everybody play the fool?

[PantyFanatic]

Why do fools play with funny hats?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that especially true on April 1st?

[gekkogecko]

Don't fools sometimes wear no hats at all?

[kleclere]

Doesn't it have to do with what is under the hat?

[gekkogecko]

Are you trying to pull a rabbit out of that hat?

[kleclere]

Does it have to be a rabbit coming out of the hat?

[dicksbro]

Would you rather it be a mouse or something else?

[gekkogecko]

Which works for you?

[kleclere]

Is it really an option?

[dicksbro]

Do I have a choice?

[gekkogecko]

Does the hat in question have a choice?

[kleclere]

Is it really a hat?

[dicksbro]

Or could it have been a gnat?

[gekkogecko]

Does the Cat in the hat see a bat-eaten gnat?

[dicksbro]

I do not know Sam I Am, do you?

[gekkogecko]

Would you believe I have a t-shirt with that character?

[kleclere]

Does it have green eggs and ham?

[dicksbro]

I do not like green eggs and ham ... do you?

[gekkogecko]

Are you suspicious of green meat?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't everyone be?

[gekkogecko]

Is everyone suspicious of something?

[kleclere]

Shouldn't we all be?

[gekkogecko]

Are we all equally guilty?

[kleclere]

What is guilt?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't the real question, "Who is guilty of which crime?"

[dicksbro]

Are we still talking about green meat? :shrug:

[kleclere]

Are we sure it wasn't green eggs?

[gekkogecko]

Are green eggs a crime?

[dicksbro]

I don't think so ... why ... are you thinking of trying some?

[gekkogecko]

Should we put the green eggs on trial?

[dicksbro]

You mean like a taste test?

[gekkogecko]

Would you give your s/o a taste test?

[kleclere]

Why wouldn't you want to give your S/O a taste test?

[Winston77]

How long does this test last?

[dicksbro]

As long as she wants?

[gekkogecko]

What if she wants to taste you?

[dicksbro]

One shouldn't deny her that choice, should one?

[gekkogecko]

What if the outcome is extra-messy?

[kleclere]

Is it not good if it is extra messy?

[dicksbro]

Are somethings only good if they turn out messy ... like orgasms?

[txgrneyes]

so true. and cleaning up can be fun too, no?

[kleclere]

What if you don't want to clean it up?

[dicksbro]

What if you're in a motel and it's their job to get things cleaned up?

[gekkogecko]

Do you think the hotel staff appreciates the extra work?

[kleclere]

Do some people think that is what they get paid to do?

[gekkogecko]

If you made extra work for them, would you leave a tip?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that depend on what they did?

[gekkogecko]

What did you do to them?

[kleclere]

Have we done something to someone?

[gekkogecko]

How would we know?

[dicksbro]

Want to put an ad in the paper?

[kleclere]

What might we ask in the ad?

[dicksbro]

Not sure, have you got anything you'd like to ask?

[gekkogecko]

Are there questions that shouldn't be asked?

[kleclere]

Should we make anything off limits?

[gekkogecko]

Does the term "break a leg" mean anything to you?

[kleclere]

Doesn't that hurt?

[dicksbro]

Sounds like it could, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

If they gave you the fancy drugs, would you care?

[kleclere]

But would they be willing to share with us?

[gekkogecko]

Will 'they' have some left over for 'us'?

[kleclere]

Should we worry if they don't?

[dicksbro]

Is a little cautionary "worry" something we should have anyway?

[kleclere]

Should we have anything?

[dicksbro]

Would it be better to have nothing? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Would you then have nothing to lose?

[kleclere]

But what if you are the winner?

[gekkogecko]

What would you win, if you were the winner?

[kleclere]

Would you really win anything if you were the winner?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be just "bragging rights?"

[kleclere]

Is bragging really a right?

[dicksbro]

Don't politicians do it all the time?

[gekkogecko]

Don't politicians do it to the people all the time?

[dicksbro]

.. and often it's for things they didn't actually do .. right?

[gekkogecko]

Do you do this voodoo so well?

[kleclere]

Do you have to be certified to do voodoo?

[dicksbro]

Doo voo do voodoo?

[gekkogecko]

Do you remember what the Voodoo was, aside from the religious/mystical practice?

[kleclere]

How many people believe in voodoo?

[gekkogecko]

Are you one of them?

[kleclere]

Do we have to be a believer?

[gekkogecko]

Do you remember the Monkees' song?

[dicksbro]

I do, but do you remember Nervous Norvous and his big hit Transfusion?

[gekkogecko]

Should I remember that?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't everyone?

[gekkogecko]

How can one remember a thing if one never experienced it in the first place?

[dicksbro]

By pretending or listening to it on You Tube?

[gekkogecko]

What happens if you listen to the wrong thing?

[kleclere]

Could it be interesting listening to the wrong thing?

[dicksbro]

Who knows without listening?

[gekkogecko]

Have you made a habit of eavesdropping?

[dicksbro]

Why would I do that?

[gekkogecko]

Are you a voyeur?

[dicksbro]

Isn't everyone at one time or another?

[gekkogecko]

Don't we all not exist at some point?

[dicksbro]

We did before conception ... right?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't that part of my point?

[kleclere]

Which part are we looking at?

[dicksbro]

Are you looking for parts?

[gekkogecko]

Parts of what, the human body?

[kleclere]

Who's body might we look at?

[dicksbro]

Would the internet offer any help?

[gekkogecko]

Where would one possibly find images of the human body on the internet?

[dicksbro]

??? Possibly a medical website ???

:D :D :D :D

[gekkogecko]

Can you trust a medical website?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you think they'd have body images that were accurate?

[gekkogecko]

Can you use them to locate the spleen?

[dicksbro]

I'd think so, wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

What other body parts would you like to locate?

[dicksbro]

I don't know, do you have any ideas?

[gekkogecko]

Do you consider me an "idea lizard"?

[dicksbro]

Aren't you?

[gekkogecko]

Who else might have ideas?

[dicksbro]

About body parts and medical site body diagrams?

[gekkogecko]

Where are those body parts coming from?

[dicksbro]

Conception?

[gekkogecko]

Are there other ways to obtain parts?

[dicksbro]

Most states let you be a "donor" on your drivers license in the even you meet the end in an accident or something. Is that what you had in mind?

[gekkogecko]

Is that one of the few legal ways, Dr Frankenstein?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be terrible to be a doctor with that last name? :faint:

[gekkogecko]

How many of those do you suppose there are in the world?

[dicksbro]

Probably not many ... if any. At least I wouldn't think so, would you?

[gekkogecko]

If that was your name, would you change it?

[kleclere]

Can we get into trouble changing names?

[Winston77]

Will the change protect the guilty?

[dicksbro]

Do the guilty deserve protection?

[gekkogecko]

If we don't protect the guilty, how will we protect the innocent?

[kleclere]

Is it really protecting them ?

[gekkogecko]

Are we just assuming the question?

[dicksbro]

Why don't we just take a break from all these questions and head New Zealand for some R&R?

[gekkogecko]

Is New Zealand allowing foreigners?

[kleclere]

Wouldn't they enjoy foreigners?

[dicksbro]

Have you heard of any restrictions on foreigners?

[gekkogecko]

Have you not?

[dicksbro]

Since I'm not planning a trip, should I remember that?

[gekkogecko]

Are we still in stay-at-home mode?

[kleclere]

Aren't most of us staying at home more?

[dicksbro]

That's not ALL BAD is it?

[kleclere]

But isn't it getting boring?

[gekkogecko]

Would you rather be bored, or dead?

[dicksbro]

Could bored and dead be synonyms?

[gekkogecko]

Is that your point of view?

[dicksbro]

Not necessarily ... how about you?

[gekkogecko]

is any one person's point of view explicable to another?

[kleclere]

Does the one out weigh the other?

[gekkogecko]

Do ideas have weight at all?

[dicksbro]

Can the weight, if there is any, be considered a burden?

[kleclere]

Are burdens considered at all?

[gekkogecko]

What would you consider a burden?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that be something that "weighed too much" to lift or carry very far?

[gekkogecko]

Are there burderns other than physical loads?

[dicksbro]

Couldn't debt or illness qualify as a burden?

[kleclere]

Is it almost like taxes and death?

[gekkogecko]

Are you certain of that?

[kleclere]

Will we ever really know?

[dicksbro]

Who knows?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anyone omniscient?

[dicksbro]

I think that requires faith, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

If I had faith that I was omniscient, would that be self-contradiction?

[dicksbro]

Sounds like it, doesn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Does that logically follow?

[kleclere]

Does logic play into it?

[dicksbro]

How does logic "play?"

[gekkogecko]

Can you play with logic?

[dicksbro]

If that's the name she gave "it" then I'd assume so, wouldn't you?

[gekkogecko]

Is this a meta-question?

[dicksbro]

Could be .. couldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Are all possibilities equally probable?

[dicksbro]

Are all possibilities equally probable?

Doesn't seem likely does it?

[gekkogecko]

Can you discern the truth value of that statement?

[dicksbro]

Look at weather forecasting or news reporting. :D

Proof enough for you?

[gekkogecko]

Are we talking in circles again?

[kleclere]

Can we start talking in squares then?

[gekkogecko]

Is being a square still just a '60s thing?

[dicksbro]

Okay, if not squares ... how about Octagons?

[gekkogecko]

Do octopodes like octagons?

[dicksbro]

Do pentagons read Penthouse?

[gekkogecko]

Does anyone actually read Penthouse?

[dicksbro]

Who knows other than Penthouse?

[gekkogecko]

Does this magazine still exist?

[kleclere]

Isn't it still on selves at the adult book stores?

[gekkogecko]

Have you been to any sort of book store lately?

[kleclere]

Does Amazon count?

[gekkogecko]

Do you get stuff from their comic books section?

[Coaster]

Where's the Sunday Funday crowd? :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

What fun can be had on Sunday?

[dicksbro]

If the weather cooperates, a picnic could be fun, couldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Wouldn't ants think that way, as well?

[dicksbro]

I would guess so, but have you ever really asked one?

[gekkogecko]

Would an anteater use a picnic as a lure?

[kleclere]

Would he really need to lure them?

[gekkogecko]

What if the anteater can't find a nest of ants?

[dicksbro]

Does he have an "ant map?"

[gekkogecko]

What if the ants have jaguar friends?

[dicksbro]

Make the anteaters job more difficult, don't you think?

[gekkogecko]

Would you rather be the top predator in the ecosystem?