???????????????

[IowaMan]

Most women do, should I expect you to break that trend? :p

[Coaster]

Would you mind if I join in for a bit of fun?

[lusty1]

Do you know that the two of you are some of my favorite men to never say "NO" to?

[Coaster]

Did you know that i love a woman that doesn't say "NO"?

[lusty1]

Did you know that there are very few people to whom I DON'T say "NO"?

[Coaster]

:yikes: Do you know how special that makes a guy feel? hehe

[lusty1]

Do I scare you or is it my friend on the strap here that causes your fear?:D

[Coaster]

Want to be tied down?

[lusty1]

Is that a threat or a promise?

[dicksbro]

Staying up late has it's benefits, doesn't it?

[Coaster]

Think I'll need to crash early tonight?

[Winston77]

Will you be comfortable?

[lusty1]

Did you know that I would have gladly tucked you in if it would have been possible?

[dicksbro]

Want me to untuck myself so you can have another go at it? :confused:

[lusty1]

Nah...could we just try and coordinate better at a later date?

[dicksbro]

Are you sure?

[lusty1]

Did you know that I sometimes make hasty decisions?

[dicksbro]

When was the last time?

[lusty1]

Would you be surprised if I said about 5 minutes ago?

[gekkogecko]

Why that long?

[Coaster]

Good morning....... did I miss anything?

[Winston77]

Shouldn't you have looked back to answer that?

[lusty1]

Isn't there an old adage that says something about never looking back because the past is gone?

[Coaster]

Isn't it dangerous to bend over like that?

[lusty1]

You wouldn't take advantage of a situation like that would you? ;)

[Coaster]

Did you do it to get a reaction?

[lusty1]

What sort of reaction would I get from you?

[Coaster]

Did you rub it up & down?

[lusty1]

Would you believe I prefer round and round to up and down?

[Coaster]

Is it getting you hot?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't it be more like, "Am I getting me hot?";)

[dicksbro]

See the effect of all this ... did you know my keyboard is starting to feel warm?

[IowaMan]

Why do my shorts always seem to get tighter when I read something that lusty1 has posted?

[dicksbro]

Could it be they were damp and shrank?

[gekkogecko]

Do yours shrink when they get damp?

[lusty1]

Why is it that mine just seem to get damp and then disappear? ;)

[dicksbro]

You think we should set up a study to investigate that?

[lusty1]

Do you think it might be one of those unsolved mysteries I keep hearing about? ;)

[dicksbro]

Do you think that damp panties might be more prone to disappearing than dry ones?

[lusty1]

Do you think the damp ones disappear in search of a warm spot to dry out?

[Winston77]

Do you think you could send me a pair so I can check that there damp

[IowaMan]

Any chance I could test a pair too?

[Coaster]

Is it too late to be added to that^^^^^^^ list?

[lusty1]

How many pairs do you think I have?!?

[IowaMan]

Mind if I come out there and do an inventory?

[jseal]

Need help? :D

[gekkogecko]

Aren't we beyond help?

[Coaster]

Do you need help getting them there panties all damp?

[lusty1]

Haven't you helped get them damp before?

[IowaMan]

I don't know, have I?

[lusty1]

Are you saying you don't remember?

[IowaMan]

Think maybe you should refresh my memory?

[lusty1]

Do you have a "refresh" key or should I use the "RAM Booster"?

[Coaster]

Would you prefer getting some of my "ram"?

[IowaMan]

Why are all the great ones taken?

[Coaster]

Don't you know a great one is waiting just for you?

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't happen to have her name and number would you?

[Coaster]

Isn't the hunt the as good as the reward?

[lusty1]

Why is it that I think you've never often went unrewarded?

[dicksbro]

Who's looking for rewards?

[gekkogecko]

DB, are you looking for a handout?

[dicksbro]

Are there some available? :)

[Winston77]

How many do you want?

[dicksbro]

What are others taking?

[Coaster]

Who's free for the taking?

[dicksbro]

Somebody's free for the taking?

[gekkogecko]

What form of discipline are you taking now, DB?

[Winston77]

Does it involve whips and chains?

[lusty1]

Can I choose who gets punished?

[Winston77]

Are you sure we should let you?

[lusty1]

Don't you think I could be deliciously cruel?

[Coaster]

Have you done this before, lusty?

[Winston77]

Who did she pick?

[lusty1]

What if I pick...myself?

[Coaster]

That's not as much fun is it?

[lusty1]

What if I've been a very naughty girl?

[dicksbro]

Have you been? :slurp:

[lusty1]

Would you like to be the judge of that?

[dicksbro]

Oooooo ... could I?

[lusty1]

Would it make you happy?

[dicksbro]

How could it not?

[Coaster]

Need another judge?

[gekkogecko]

Why not be judge, jury and executioner?

[Winston77]

Should I sharpen my axe?

[dicksbro]

Does that mean you have an axe to grind? :)

[lusty1]

Could we just execute a tree and make a bonfire instead?

[Coaster]

Wanna toast marshmallows in the buff?

[dicksbro]

What other way would you have the marshmellows dress? :confused:






:roflmao:

[lusty1]

Is there a dress code for marshmallows?

[Coaster]

How are smores dressed?

[dicksbro]

Some more than others ... don't you think?

[IowaMan]

Suppose lusty1 would wear a graham cracker skirt for us?

[Winston77]

Does she need a broom?

[gekkogecko]

Just what are you implying?

[dicksbro]

Do you think he was he implying we need to clean things up? :yikes:

[IowaMan]

Do you think maybe Tess would put on a French Maid's outfit and come help us do that?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be better if she came in a French Maid's outfit and took it off to help do 'that' to us?

[Coaster]

Do they even have to undress?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't that add to the fun?

[Coaster]

Would you want the honors?

[gekkogecko]

Is Dicksbro ever less than honorable?

[Coaster]

Think he's gone to undress them all now?

[dicksbro]

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

[Coaster]

Was it good for you?

[gekkogecko]

More importantly, did he get pictures?

[lusty1]

Hasn't he shown you the pictures and videos yet? ;)

[Coaster]

Lusty, can we have our own private showing?

[dicksbro]

Is that a nice thing to ask in a public forum?

[GreenChef]

I have seen things here...
and lusty1's avatar does pique my interest...

[dicksbro]

No kidding? :)

[gekkogecko]

Can I get an "Amen"?

[lusty1]

Will a "hey men" do instead? ;)

[GreenChef]

o.k. but I prefer WO-men

[lusty1]

Did I mention I'm an equal opportunity greeter?

[GreenChef]

Ohh that I like

[lusty1]

Did you forget to put your post on THIS thread in the form of a question? :rose: ;)

[GreenChef]

Don't I know the rules?

[lusty1]

You don't think I meant that mean or rudely, do you?

[GreenChef]

You don't need to worry about me taking things personally do you?

[lusty1]

Do you know how badly I would feel if I thought I hurt your feelings?

[GreenChef]

did you know I hate to hurt people?

[lusty1]

Does that mean you don't go in for a bit of a slap on the rear every now and again?

[GreenChef]

don't you know that's not the same?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't that depend on if you were the giver or the receiver?

[GreenChef]

wouldn't that depend on if it was enjoyed?

[lusty1]

Are you taking in to account that some people find pleasure in pain?

[GreenChef]

don't you think that's what I mean?

[Aqua]

You're not talking to me, are you?

[GreenChef]

do you think so?

[lusty1]

Don't you know I NEVER think?

[GreenChef]

Don't you know I get into more trouble when I think too much?

[lusty1]

Have you tried not thinking, just doing?

[GreenChef]

what do you think?

[lusty1]

Did it work for you?

[GreenChef]

don't you think Sometimes it's best

[lusty1]

Didn't anyone tell you that what is best isn't always the most fun?

[GreenChef]

ain't that the truth

[lusty1]

Don't you think I'm an honest person?

[GreenChef]

why wouldn't I?

[lusty1]

Do you think maybe I misunderstood your meaning ?

[GreenChef]

I didn't give you the wrong impression did I?

[lusty1]

Do you think it might be fun to make a different kind of impression on me?

[GreenChef]

would you want that?

[lusty1]

Wouldn't most women want to have the "impression" of a man placed most anywhere?

[GreenChef]

don't you know what some are like?

[lusty1]

Do you know what type of impression I mean? ;)

[GreenChef]

wouldn't I ?

[lusty1]

If I said I meant a dental impression, would you believe me?

[GreenChef]

why, shouldn't I?

[lusty1]

Did you know I love to joke with people?

[IowaMan]

Did you know I love to kiss women gently on the neck?

[lusty1]

Would you be willing to back that up with proof? :D

[IowaMan]

Do you think you'd enjoy that? :p

[lusty1]

Do you think I still have a pulse?

[IowaMan]

Wanna feel what's pulsating on me?

[lusty1]

Would it be long and hard?

[IowaMan]

Would you like it if I said yes? :p

[lusty1]

Would you like it if I said, "yes, Yes, YEs, YES!"?

[IowaMan]

Do you think our vocabularies have been stunted from being turned on? :rofl:

[lusty1]

Didn't you know I was a "yes woman"?

[IowaMan]

Mind if I ask you more questions then? :p

[lusty1]

Haven't I told you to feel free to ask me anything you want to know about me?

[IowaMan]

Can you hear me ok with my face buried between your legs? :D

[lusty1]

Are you talking with your mouth full?

[IowaMan]

Do you mind if I do?

[lusty1]

Would you like a snorkel?

[IowaMan]

Are you always this tasty?

[lusty1]

Are you always so thorough?

[IowaMan]

Mind if I work my way a little further back?

[lusty1]

You don't mean back to Iowa right now, do you?

[IowaMan]

Don't want me to leave now do you?

[lusty1]

Why would I ever want you to leave?

[IowaMan]

You think you would ever be able to get rid of me?

[lusty1]

Would you earn your keep in some way?

[IowaMan]

Do you think you could put me to work as your personal attendant?

[Coaster]

Did you 2 finally get a room? :D

[dicksbro]

Should they make sure it has curtains or shades?

[IowaMan]

Couldn't we just use a cage so we could be hosed down afterwards?

[dicksbro]

You want to be ... what? :yikes:








Oh, you mean washed off. :shrug:

[IowaMan]

Was that one too over the top? :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Considering it's us ... what's "TOO" over the top? :confused:

[IowaMan]

Pretty good thing to be able to post whatever comes to our minds, don't you think?

[GreenChef]

I think it's a great thing don't you?

[gekkogecko]

Why all the fuss?

[GreenChef]

Who be a fussin?

[lusty1]

Isn't it better to be fussing than feuding?

[Coaster]

Who's fussin around?

[gekkogecko]

Can we all fuck instead of fussing?

[IowaMan]

Who all is going to participate in this "Fuckin' Not Feudin' Fest" and where is it going to be held?

[dicksbro]

Is that a real festival or are you just playing smutty games with us?

[IowaMan]

You caught me trying to stir things up again, didn't you DB? :p

[Winston77]

Isn't that how this thread goes?

[dicksbro]

Have you ever thought about starting a festival like that?

[Winston77]

I'm not so sure people would like that sort of thing, do you?

[GusAspar]

Do people tell you what sort of thing they like?

[lusty1]

Is there a Pixie's poll we can take to share our likes and dislikes?

[IowaMan]

Think we should start one?

[Lilith]

Does a bear shit in the woods?

[IowaMan]

Do you have bears in Florida?

[dicksbro]

Did you mean bares?

[Coaster]

Would you really want to see that?

[jseal]

Who wouldn't want to see Lilith bare in the woods?

[IowaMan]

Wouldn't we all have wood then?

[dicksbro]

Could that be avoided even if you wanted it to be?

[IowaMan]

Hmmm, I wonder if Home Depot gives classes on the best way to treat "Pixie ladies induced" wood?

[Coaster]

Would Pixie ladies have any ideas?

[Salacious]

For what?

[dicksbro]

Are they still talking about woodies?

[IowaMan]

Would you believe that I don't remember?

[Pita]

Do you know that I saw a certain someones woodie this morning. ^^^^^^:brows:

[dicksbro]

I don't suppose that matters much, does it?

[IowaMan]

Was Tess here at my house this morning and I missed her? :banghead: :faint:

[Pita]

Don't I make a cute Peeping Tom?

[IowaMan]

Think you could stop by again when I get home from vacation?

[dicksbro]

Don't you wish Tess was here all the time with us?

[IowaMan]

Think Joe would mind sharing her with us?

[gekkogecko]

Do you wonder if she wants to share herself with us?

[Coaster]

Is there anything we could do to tempt her?

[IowaMan]

Besides begging her?

[dicksbro]

What's wrong with begging her?

[gekkogecko]

Why not just issue orders, instead?

[GreenChef]

do you think she would actually need us to beg?
I can be fun though can't it?

[dicksbro]

Okay, what shall we talk about now?

[gekkogecko]

Should we talk about dicksbro's lack of a sex life?

[Vicious Tease]

What exactly qualifies as a sex life?

[dicksbro]

Does having seven kids qualify? :confused:

[kleclere]

Does having to many count?

[lusty1]

Doesn't having kids mean that you had a sex life once, but not any longer?

[gekkogecko]

Are you sure it doens't mean your sex sessions last longer?

[Coaster]

Doesn't it prove that you might have had sex 7 times.... unless twins?

[dicksbro]

Doesn't it prove that you might have had sex 7 times.... unless twins?

It would tend to prove that, wouldn't it. :)

[lusty1]

What if she had taken fertility drugs...do you think she could have been unfortunate enough to get pregnant with septuplets and only had the pleasure of sex once?

[dicksbro]

That would make a difference, wouldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Would you want to only have sex once?

[Vicious Tease]

If your first time resulted in seven kids, wouldn't you be scared to try again?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be harder for her?

[Coaster]

I don't know... could you have gone with it for the last 40 years? :D

[dicksbro]

Does anyone know where we're headed with this?

[Coaster]

Can we entice the Pixie Chicks back?

[Vicious Tease]

Did you leave a trail of bread crumbs?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't a chocolate sauce trail be better?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be nice to have lots of our Pixie ladies here to play games with us? :)

[Winston77]

Should I ask one?

[gekkogecko]

What sort of games would we play?

[GreenChef]

is this gonna be one of those parties?

[lusty1]

I hope so...don't you? ;) :D

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't be a much of a party otherwise, would it?

[gekkogecko]

Wold you go to any other kind of party?

[Vicious Tease]

Was I invited?

[Coaster]

Would you enjoy it?