???????????????

[Salacious]

Shouldn't everyone?

[Coaster]

Can we play with everyone on our wishlist?

[Salacious]

Would you fit in my stocking?

[jseal]

What size stocking should I buy?

[Coaster]

How big is your stocking?

[Studmuffin69]

Who wants to see my stocking?

[Pita]

Can I see your stocking?

[Studmuffin69]

Do you want to see the stocking or what I put in it?

[Pita]

Cab I have the goodie that goes in it!

[Studmuffin69]

Will you be my sexy Elf?

[Pita]

How could I say no to that lover?

[Studmuffin69]

Do you want me to be your santa?

[Pita]

Can I sit on your lap and whisper in your ear?

[Studmuffin69]

What will you whisper?

[Coaster]

Is there room for another elf?

[dicksbro]

Where?

[Pita]

Should I have another party and invite you all over?

[dicksbro]

Would you do that? :)

[Salacious]

Would you go?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't you?

[Studmuffin69]

should I get the hot tub ready?

[Coaster]

will it fit us all?

[Studmuffin69]

Do you think Tess can fit us all?

[Pita]

Honey, what are you saying?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you know what I'm saying?

[Pita]

Are you saying I can be with a bunch of Pixies in a hot tub? :D

[Studmuffin69]

Would you like that?

[Pita]

Do hurricanes come to Florida? :lust:

[Studmuffin69]

Do you like group sex?

[Pita]

If its the right group why would I say no?

[Studmuffin69]

So how many would you want?

[Pita]

Hmmm can I think about that one?

[Studmuffin69]

Why do you have to think about it?

[Pita]

We shouldn't just rush into things without thinking should we?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you think it would be fun?

[Pita]

Don't you know I fantasize about it?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you know that I love to see you get f***ed?

[dicksbro]

:drool: How much drool does a drooler drool when a drooler drools ... er ... drool? :drool:

[Coaster]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm....... is there an answer?

[Pita]

Does DB need a bib? :D

[jseal]

Is this a Kodak moment?

[Pita]

Do you think we could sell the pics and make some money?

[jseal]

What's your cut?

[Pita]

Can I have half? :D

[jseal]

The big half or the little half?

[Pita]

Don't you know I like it big?

[Coaster]

Don't they usually say size don't matter?

[Pita]

Do you know we lie about that? :D

[hardhornyhubby]

do you think we dont know that you lie ??????

[jseal]

When did THAT start? :shock:

[cbass1976]

will someone give us an answer?

[jseal]

Would a question do?

[Coaster]

They lie? No REALLY???????

[jseal]

Well, what really is a lie? What do you be by IS?

[dicksbro]

Did everyone forget my bib?

[jseal]

Is it the red and green one with "DB" embroidered on it?

[osuche]

Is DB playing Santa again?

[jseal]

Don't you think he'd be good at that?

[Coaster]

Wouldn't he like all the girls sitting in his lap?

[jseal]

Ahhhhhh! Is THAT his trick?

[cbass1976]

who's?

[dicksbro]

Which of you Pixie ladies is next? HO HO HO! :D

[Coaster]

So DB, what have the ladies been wanting for Christmas?

[osuche]

Why does DB want me to get naked before I sit in his lap?

[Coaster]

Is there any other way to find out what you REALLY want osuche?

[Pita]

Where does the line form to sit on DB's lap?

[jseal]

May I let you go first?

[Pita]

Are you sure you don't mind waiting? I might be a while.:D

[Coaster]

Does jseal really want to sit in DB's lap?

[jseal]

Are you sure you don't mind waiting?...


TinglingTess,

Take all the time you wish. Your needs are different from mine.

[dicksbro]

While you're taking your time, TinglingTess, should I keep my lap available?

[Pita]

Am I too late to sit on DB's lap?



(LOL jseal :D )

[Sugarsprinkles]

Can I get in line for that privilege?

[cbass1976]

can i pass?

[osuche]

Would you rather sit in my lap, cbass? ;)

[dicksbro]

Who was it that said, "I only regret that I have but one lap at a time to give in service to our Pixie ladies?"

(Note, other parts of the body available upon request. :))

[jseal]

Wasn't that a Fin from Lapland?

[osuche]

I wonder what other body parts DB has in mind? :hot:

[Aqua]

Can you guess what body part I have in mind?

[osuche]

Don't you think I'd like your ideas?

[Aqua]

Could you imagine me thinking anything but positive thoughts?

[cbass1976]

what is an example?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't a good example be, "Our Pixie ladies are postively beautiful?"

[Pita]

Why aren't you just the sweetest DB?

[dicksbro]

Would I say anything but the truth here?

[Coaster]

Are we having fun yet?

[jseal]

Aren't we always having fun here?

[Studmuffin69]

Why dont I get to have fun?

[dicksbro]

Aren't you having fun?

[jseal]

What, in the final analysis, is fun?

[Pita]

Can we get back to lapsitting here?

[jseal]

May I offer an additional lap?

[hardhornyhubby]

can you lap on this baby ??????????

[osuche]

jseal, may I claim your open seat?

[hardhornyhubby]

may i offer my seat if jseal is busy

[jseal]

Oh Nooooooooooooo... Will osuche think I'm too busy for her? :yikes:

[Pita]

Aren't you all just so nice to offer your laps to us Pixie ladies?

[jseal]

I think it is a win win situation - don't you?

[Pita]

Very true, can't really go wrong with someone bouncing on a lap can you? ;)

[Coaster]

Can I try you...... I mean it out and see?

[osuche]

I think we'll have to play musical chairs, don't you?

[jseal]

May I suggest something else for you to play with?

[SuzyQ]

And what would that be, please tell?

[jseal]

Would you be surprised to find it down here?

[dicksbro]

What are you pointing at?

[osuche]

I think something else is pointing, don't you? :D

[dicksbro]

:eek: You don't mean .... ? :eek:

[osuche]

You say it like it's a bad thing?

[Studmuffin69]

Will someone please play with me?

[Pita]

What do you want to play baby?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you know by now what I like to play?

[Pita]

Footies?

[Studmuffin69]

How about a :bj:?

[Pita]

What about :bsex:

[Studmuffin69]

Would you like :d:

[Pita]

Haven't I told you how much I love when you do that?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you know that when I do that it gets me all hot?

[Pita]

Don't you know I like you when your all hot?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you know that I like to get you all wet?

[Pita]

That's not all you like to do is it?

[Studmuffin69]

What would you like to do?

[dicksbro]

Is this the point where I say, "I'd like to find where I sat the Kleenex?"

[jseal]

Should I get my camera?

[Pita]

You two being voyeurs this morning? :D

[osuche]

Is TinglingTess an exhibitionist?

[dicksbro]

Aren't she and studmuffin putting on the sexual equivalent of a golf clinic?

[jseal]

How many strokes before he gets his balls in her hole(s)?

[dicksbro]

You're not asking me, are you?

[osuche]

I think he might only get them close to the hole, don't you?

[jseal]

Wouldn't that depend upon the rules of the (private) course owner?

[osuche]

WHo wants to follow the rules?

[jseal]

Who wants to play the course again?

[osuche]

Who wants a Mulligan?

[Pita]

Can I have a Mulligan with a side of sexy Osuche, jseal, DB and my Studly on the side?

[dicksbro]

I don't think we could ever turn you down, TT, could we?

[Studmuffin69]

Don't you know that I haven't been able to turn her down for 17 years?

[dicksbro]

A man of great wisdom, aren't you?

[Coaster]

I was just checking in ..... has anyone gotten a hole in one yet?

[rabbit]

If you mean in golf, are you dreaming?

[Pita]

Do you really think Coaster was talking about a golf hole? ;)

[Studmuffin69]

Can I have one of your holes?

[Pita]

Which one do you want?

[Studmuffin69]

Can I take my pick?

[dicksbro]

Are you going to share your choice with us?

[Studmuffin69]

Dont you know she has more then one?

[dicksbro]

Would you like help, then?

[jseal]

Can you give us a hint?

[Studmuffin69]

Would you believe I can't make up my mind on what hole I want?


(She likes the idea of sharing :D )

[jseal]

Do you realize your good fortune?

[Studmuffin69]

Don't you know that is why I still love her after 17 years?

[Pita]

Isn't this the nicest thread? :)

[jseal]

Who could think otherwise?

[Pita]

Would they be mental if they did?

[dicksbro]

It would seem likely, wouldn't it?

[jseal]

Why worry about weirdos anyway?

[Studmuffin69]

Are you all calling me a weirdo?

[jseal]

Why, don't you think this is the nicest thread?

[musicman]

should I think that?

[rasty12]

shouldn't everyone agree with tess? isn''t she so FINE?

[rabbit]

Isn't she lovely?

[Pita]

I really need to have you all over for a big Pixie orgy don't I?

[Coaster]

Is there any doubt sweetie?

[DangerousPet]

can i cum too??

[dicksbro]

Should we all join in a happy song?

To Tess' we will go ...
To Tess' we will go ...
Hi Ho the Merrio ...
To Tess' we will go!!

[jseal]

May I take the pictures?

[dicksbro]

Won't that be exciting?

[SuzyQ]

Depends on who takes their clothes off?

[rabbit]

Who do think it will be?

[Coaster]

Suzy... can I help you out of yours?

[dicksbro]

Could we all strip at the same time?

[jseal]

How would we do that?

[Coaster]

Can't the ladies undress the guys, then we reciprocate? Sloooooowly?

[jseal]

Wouldn't Coaster's approach be more fun than dicksbro's?

[cbass1976]

can we get an example?

[jseal]

Why not ask TinglingTess and Studmuffin69 to demo the process?

[dicksbro]

That's not a bad idea, is it?

[jseal]

When do you think they can schedule it?

[Studmuffin69]

When would you like to see us do it?

[cbass1976]

how soon can you do it?

[dicksbro]

Do we need to bring anything?

[jseal]

Would enthusiasm be sufficient?

[dicksbro]

How about an erection?

[Coaster]

Oh Tess honey.... is there anything you can do to get erections?

[Pita]

Are you doubting my erection building abilities?

[hardhornyhubby]

are you doubting my erections??????????

[Pita]

Now how could I do that HHH? ;)

[hardhornyhubby]

how indeed would you like to try my erections ????????????????

[Coaster]

CAn Stud vouche for your erection building abilities?

[Pita]

Have you seen our pics?? :D

[SuzyQ]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?

[Coaster]

So can you do the same with us?

[Pita]

Can you give me multiple orgasms like I'm used too?

[cbass1976]

can i try?

[lizzardbits]

can i help?

[Coaster]

Can't we all go for multiple O's?

[jseal]

Who wants to start?

[dicksbro]

Who doesn't?

[SuzyQ]

Can I be included?

[imaginewithme]

Did you tell Santa Lilith what you wanted for Christmas?

[osuche]

What if I sat on her lap and got distracted?

[cbass1976]

why don't we try that?

[osuche]

would you like to watch?

[rabbit]

Will you be part of the action?

[cbass1976]

can i join?

[osuche]

how much time do we have? ;)

[rabbit]

how much do we need? :lust:

[osuche]

Don't you know I like multi-course sessions?

[rabbit]

what do you like served during these multi-courses?

[osuche]

Do I have to exclude anything?

[rabbit]

Wouldn't you agree that variety is the spice of life?

[osuche]

Why would anyone want it any other way?

[rabbit]

Isn't it fun to try new things?

[osuche]

Did you have any specific ideas?

[rabbit]

What do you prefer?

[osuche]

Would this involve 2 people or more?

[rabbit]

Wouldn't two people be more intimate?

[osuche]

Do you think we could find something to occupy us in such an intimate setting?

[dicksbro]

Don't you?

[lizzardbits]

do you think that this can be more than just a twosome?

[jseal]

May I offer my services to assist?

[osuche]

Wouldn't you be a principal player?

[Pita]

Wasn't jseal the one wanting to take the pics?

[cbass1976]

can i join him?

[Coaster]

HAs the party started yet?

[Pita]

Can you start with me Sexy?

[jseal]

Psst! TinglingTess - Coaster's gay. Wanna start with me?

[Pita]

LMAO!!! Do you have any idea how bad I needed that laugh?

(would love to start with you jseal ;) )

[jseal]

Aw! Don't you know you just made me blush?

[dicksbro]

Were we suppose to know that, jseal?

[jseal]

Don't you blush when put on the spot?

[dicksbro]

What spot? ;)

[cbass1976]

are you talking about the g spot?

[Coaster]

Is jseal starting rumors? Go to jail boy, do not collect $200.

[Pita]

Coaster you don't think I believed jseal do you?

[cbass1976]

coaster will you give a answer?

[Coaster]

I think you know me better than that, huh?

[Pita]

I think your a man that loves women very much, am I right?

[AngelicVampires]

Men that love women.....awesome.

[Coaster]

Angel would you leave 2 little holes in my neck?

[jseal]

Your neck?

[Pita]

Is Coaster into kinky things?

[jseal]

I wonder if he thinks that's kinky?

[Pita]

Wanna tell me what you think is kinky? ;)

[jseal]

Don't you think it would be more fun for me to show you? :drool:

[Pita]

How should we begin?

[jseal]

Why don't you do a little strip tease for me?

[Pita]

Do you want me to end it by sitting on your lap?

[jseal]

Wouldn't anyone?

[dicksbro]

Would that offer be open to more of us, TT?

[Cassiopeia]

Can all pixies partake?