???????????????

[dicksbro]

Can imagine any glacier not having that reaction, can you?

[gekkogecko]

Does the glacier form ice dildos?

[dicksbro]

It might try, don't you think?

[dicksbro]

It might try, don't you think?
Is that the best you could do for a question, DB? Sheesh! :rolleyes2

[gekkogecko]

Is there a better question now?

[Pita]

Is DB talking to himself again?

[dicksbro]

Again ... or still ... that is the question isn't it? :D

[Coaster]

Isn't it said that peeps that talk to themselves have money in the bank?

[gekkogecko]

Or is it sadder that you don't have money in the bank?

[Pita]

What would you do if money suddenly appeared in your bank account?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't the right thing to do first be to call the bank and make sure there was no posting error?

[gekkogecko]

Could you possibly imagine that it might be a posting error?

[dicksbro]

If I didn't deposit the money and no one else had my account number ... wouldn't that be a logical assumption (although not a highly likely one)?

[gekkogecko]

How can you be sure?

[dicksbro]

Can we ever be really sure?

[gekkogecko]

Are we asking existential questions now?

[dicksbro]

This is one of those sophisticated sites, isn't it?

[Coaster]

Where did this line of questioning begin?

[dicksbro]

Who knows? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Wouldn't that mean locating the first question in time?

[Pita]

Should we just start a new question and be done with the boring topic of bank errors? :)

[gekkogecko]

Should we discuss the presence or absence of your underwear?

[Anglosaxon]

Pita's not wearing underwear????

[Pita]

Are we jumping to conclusions about my under garments?

[dicksbro]

Or, is the conclusion about your under garments making parts of us jump??

[Pita]

Are those parts within YOUR undergarments?

[dicksbro]

Would you be surprised if I said yes?

[Anglosaxon]

Should we all just remove our underwear to make things simpler?

[gekkogecko]

How would that simplify things?

[Pita]

Do you need me to draw you a picture?

[dicksbro]

Do you me to pose?

[gekkogecko]

Are you only willing to pose for PITA?

[Coaster]

Puuuuurfect! Pita purportedly posing pantyless?

[Pita]

How did you mange to jump to that conclusion? :D

[dicksbro]

Not a bad conclusion, though, was it? :)

[gekkogecko]

Are conclusions the only thing you want to jump?

[dicksbro]

What do you think?

[gekkogecko]

Would you rather think, or would you rather feel?

[Coaster]

:wtp:

[gekkogecko]

Are you asking for pics of Dicksbro feeling up PITA?

[dicksbro]

... or the gecko?

[gekkogecko]

Would you believe that I'd rather have PITA than Dicksbro feel me up?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe ... me too?

[Pita]

:D Can I give you boys a hand?

[Coaster]

A hand or lips and anything else Pita?

[Pita]

Do you have a preference?

[jseal]

Would you like a threesome?

[Coaster]

Who wouldn't?

[Pita]

Can I be in the middle???

[Coaster]

Wouldn't you prefer to be on top?

[Pita]

Should we take turns with our positions?

[Anglosaxon]

Do you have room for a fourth?

[gekkogecko]

Has this turned into a gang bang?

[Coaster]

Get your mojo risin'?

[Pita]

Should we invite some more ladies before I get worn out? :eek:

[gekkogecko]

Is this not a good idea?

[Coaster]

Did we scare them away?

[dicksbro]

Should I do my part by posting ...

Attention Pixie Ladies

Come immediately to this thread and help Pita!

:D

[gigi]

I'm here! Doing my Pixie part!

:wave:

[jseal]

How would you like to contribute?

[gigi]

A good Pixie is open to opportunity, yes?

[gekkogecko]

And whose pants do you want most to open, Gigi?

[Coaster]

What do you do when opportunity knocks?

[Pita]

Would it be ok to throw open the door and say, "come on in, Sexy!"?

[jseal]

When should I come?

[dicksbro]

Wow, is this getting fun ... or what?

[gekkogecko]

Why should the fun be limited to the people on this thread?

[Pita]

Are you saying there is fun to be had elsewhere?

[gekkogecko]

Are you denying other people the ability to join in the fun?

[dicksbro]

She's not doing that, is she?

[gekkogecko]

What?

[Anglosaxon]

So where is all this fun to be had?

[dicksbro]

Aren't we trying to determine if any there will be any fun?

[gekkogecko]

Why not make our own fun?

[Pita]

Do we have a consensus on what fun is or are we left to our own imaginations?

[dicksbro]

Should we make a list of what we think is fun such as: I think sex is fun; I think more sex is even more fun; etc.?

[gekkogecko]

Would that make an infinite amount of sex infinite fun?

[Coaster]

Are we questioning infinite fun?

[dicksbro]

Would I ever do that? :yikes:

[gekkogecko]

Are you an authority figure, and therefore should be questioned?

[dicksbro]

What makes you think so?

[jseal]

What does the weekend have in store for us?

[Coaster]

Are we staying dry?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe, one day and my new printer died? It's been exchanged, but ....

[gekkogecko]

Is it worth the effort?

[Coaster]

Did you put much effort into it?

[Pita]

Do all know that I'm on vacation and loving every, single moment of it? :D

[dicksbro]

BTW, what's your weather like where you live?

[gekkogecko]

What ulterior motives do you have for asking, DB?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe I really didn't have any?

[Pita]

Don't you know that I live in the South where we are hot and sultry?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe I'm feeling a little warm right now? :)

[gekkogecko]

How hot? How sultry? How warm?

[Pita]

Have you ever stripped off all your clothes on a steamy hot day and laid upon your bed as the ceiling fan cooled your sweaty body?

[Coaster]

Have you been peeking into my fantasies?

[dicksbro]

Pita does have some wonderful ideas, doesn't she?

[gekkogecko]

May we watch her enact this one?

[Pita]

Do you want me to invite you in or would you rather roleplay as a peeping Tom?

[dicksbro]

Could I just lick and look? :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Is that a form of living and learning?

[dicksbro]

You could say that, couldn't you?

[Coaster]

:cuffs: ?

[gekkogecko]

Wnd to whom are you intending to apply those cuffs?

[dicksbro]

Does she know you're planning on that, Coaster?

[Pita]

:cuffs: ?


Would you like me to assume the position.......Sir?

[dicksbro]

Wow, you sure know the way to a guy's heart ... amongst other things ... don't you? :D

[gekkogecko]

Is the best way to a guy heart right through the sternum, between the 5th & 6th ribs?

[Pita]

Are you trying to turn me on with your knowledge of body parts?

[gekkogecko]

Would knowledge of what to do with various body parts turn you on more?

[dicksbro]

Wouldn't it be nice to learn about the body parts using a hands-on technique? :)

[gekkogecko]

Is that "hands-on", or "tongue-on"?

[Pita]

Should we start with one and then move to the other?

[gekkogecko]

Why not simultaneously?

[Coaster]

Are we there yet?

[dicksbro]

Don't ya' wish? :slurp:

[gekkogecko]

Do you grant wishes?

[dicksbro]

Be nice if we could, wouldn't it?

[jseal]

I wonder, is there is a “best” wish?

[Pita]

Isn't the best wish the one we hold most dear?

[dicksbro]

What would be your "most dear" wish?

[Pita]

Considering that I've now been stuck at work for over 12 hours, can you guess that I would like to go home!!??

[Coaster]

Why such a long shift?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe they're predicting showers again today? :(

[gekkogecko]

Is that the only thing that's wet in your neighborhood?

[Pita]

Does someone need a drying off?

[dicksbro]

Me! Me! Pick me!

Please?

:D

[gekkogecko]

does a request phrased like that count as a question?

[Pita]

Isn't it cute how DB gets so excited he forgets to really ask a proper question?

[dicksbro]

Oh, shucks, you noticed. Does that mean a time-out? :(




:D

[gekkogecko]

Would you prefer a spanking?

[Pita]

Was that question directed at me? Because you know my answer my answer is
YES!!!

[dicksbro]

You do realize how many really happy ...guys you made when ... you said that, don't you? :D

Sorry I left out the words in italics.

[gekkogecko]

Does PITA have Dicksbro tripping over his own words?

[dicksbro]

She must have, but would you believe I didn't realize it until I read your post. :(


:D

[Pita]

Are we all getting a little tongued tied thinking our naughty thoughts?

[dicksbro]

A hand on the tush
while the panties go whoosh
could easily give
sexy thoughts a real push ...

wouldn't you say?

[jseal]

Who could disagree with such a powerful argument?

[Coaster]

Don't we just love DB's smooth prose?

[dicksbro]

You don't really expect me to agree with that ... do you? :rolleyes2




:D

[gekkogecko]

Is it the prose or the poetry you prefer?

[Pita]

What are you all talking about?

[dicksbro]

Would you believe the talk was about some of the poetry I write every now and then?

[Pita]

DB, have I told you that I enjoy your poetry? :x:

[dicksbro]

Why thank you, Pita. I appreciate that. Is it any wonder we guys think pretty darn highly of you and all our wonderful Pixie ladies?

[gekkogecko]

Is there anyone on Pixies you don't think highly of?

[dicksbro]

Not sure that there is if we don't count the spammers ... but ... how about you?

[gekkogecko]

Are the spammers truly part of Pixie's?

[jseal]

Where will dicksbro be going on his cruise?

[dicksbro]

We went to Hannibal, MO ... Tom Sawyer, Becky Thatcher and Huck Finn's (real people with fictitious names) hometown and where Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) grew up.

Are you suffering from oppressive heat locally?

[Pita]

Haven't you heard that the South has been blessed with a ton of rain which has kept our scorching tempts down?

[dicksbro]

Have you ^^^^ managed to stay high and dry with all that rain?

[jseal]

Is this the result of Global Warming? :)

[dicksbro]

Or, is a a "pre-ice age" thaw? :shrug:

[Pita]

Whose happy that I have the day off? :D

[dicksbro]

:wave:

Would you believe all us Pixie guys?

[gekkogecko]

But what does she do with her day off?

[Pita]

Would you believe that I do anything damn thing I want to do? :D

[dicksbro]

I don't think any of us would doubt that, would we?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't the real question, "Whom do you want to do?"?

[Coaster]

An I be at the beginning of the line? :faint:

[Coaster]

Can I be at the beginning of the line? :wish:

[dicksbro]

I like how you think, Coaster!

Is this where the line forms?

[gekkogecko]

How many are joining this line?

[Coaster]

Are we all line dancing?

[dicksbro]

Have they started playing "Achy Breaky Heart?"
http://www.black-horse-valley-asbl.be/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/linedance.gif

[gekkogecko]

Does it make a difference if I'm doing the perpendicular hula, or the horizontal tango?

[Coaster]

where are the pixie lasses?

[dicksbro]

Don't they realize how much we like to have them here posting with us?

[gekkogecko]

Are they all over at Lizzardbit's & Mayhem's place today?

[dicksbro]

How about we all try mental telepathy to encourage them to stop by?

(If nothing else, the thinking about them could be fun ... right? :) )

[gekkogecko]

Would that make us all mental?

[Pita]

You wonderful men are terribly mental. Now, who wants to dance with me? :)

[gekkogecko]

If we agree, what is the reward?

[Pita]

Would you settle for a kiss? :x:

[dicksbro]

Do you think any of us guys would turn down an offer like that?

[gekkogecko]

Is that really "settling" ?

[Pita]

What would you call it?

[gekkogecko]

What does "it" want to be called?

[Pita]

Why do I always feel like I'm being toyed with?

[dicksbro]

Would you rather use us as your boy-toys?

[gekkogecko]

Isn't the real question, "How many boy-toys simultaneously?"?

[dicksbro]

Is that the real question?

[gekkogecko]

Do you have a better question?

[dicksbro]

Can you answer the question about life, the universe and everything? :spin:

[gekkogecko]

What is 6 x 9, base 13?

[Pita]

Shouldn't we go back to how many boytoys I can take on at once? :brows:

[dicksbro]

How many was that?

[gekkogecko]

Should we find out?

[Pita]

Is there such as a thing as too many boytoys?

[dicksbro]

Is this a trick question?

[gekkogecko]

Is there any correct answer?

[dicksbro]

Don't you think any of her answers would be correct ... at least for her?

[Pita]

Are we getting off topic again? :D

[dicksbro]

Do you remember what the topic was? :confused:

[gekkogecko]

Were we talking about sex?

[dicksbro]

Don't we always?

[gekkogecko]

Do we ever talk about anything else?

[dicksbro]

I don't remember, does anyone know the answer to that?

[gekkogecko]

Did you get so drunk at the orgy that you can't remember anything?

[Pita]

If we can't remember then should we just do it again? :brows:

[dicksbro]

How about we go ahead and start?

[Pita]

How did you know I like an early riser? ;)

[gekkogecko]

Is that so late it's early?

[dicksbro]

Do you think she meant the "angle of the dangle" as opposed to the hour of the day?

[Pita]

The angle of the dangle. :rofl:




DB, do you know how funny you are? :D

[gekkogecko]

Are you really trying to provoke the question,

"How funny is he?" ?

[Pita]

Could I be provoking out of sexual frustration?

[gekkogecko]

Should we tease and refuse to satisfy, just to make sure?

[Pita]

Are you sadist?

[dicksbro]

Nah, would you believe I'm a "Happy-ist? :D

[gekkogecko]

Is that anything like a hedonist?

[dicksbro]

Don't they both end in "ist"?

[gekkogecko]

But are there other similarities?

[dicksbro]

Such as?

[gekkogecko]

Is this just an excuse to avoid the question?

[dicksbro]

Don't you want to share your thoughts?

[jseal]

If we agreed on the same “ist”, would that make us “Istas” or “Istists”?

[dicksbro]

... or,would it be "Istium?"

[Pita]

What the heck are you two babbling about? :shrug:

[dicksbro]

Can you tell how off topic we get when you're not around? :spin:



:D

[kleclere]

What should we do now?

[dicksbro]

When all else fails, don't we normally have an orgy? :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

Do we want a "normal" orgy or a "special" orgy?

[dicksbro]

Aren't even normal orgies special? :spin:

[gekkogecko]

Are we now overthinking orgies?

[kleclere]

When can we get this started?

[gekkogecko]

Didn't it start already?

[kleclere]

Are we sure it is started?

[BIBI]

Does the Shadow know???

[gekkogecko]

doesn't the Shadow cum & go as he pleases?

[Pita]

Are ya'll having an orgy without me? :eek:

[dicksbro]

How could you think such a thing?

[jseal]

Weren't you invited?

[dicksbro]

Say, how about a game of nude croquet?

[Pita]

Do you have enough balls?

[dicksbro]

How many do you think are enough? :rolleyes2


:D

[Pita]

Can you show me how to play....with your balls?

[dicksbro]

There are a lot of variations ... did you want to know them all?

[gekkogecko]

Is it possible for any one person to know all the variations?

[dicksbro]

I wouldn't think so, would you?

[douginfla]

Well doesn't practice make perfect? :loveshowe

[gekkogecko]

Does that mean we should all practice taking nudie pics?

[douginfla]

Now that's an idea! Sounds like fun!

[dicksbro]

That'd be a great idea if our lovely lady Pixies joined in the fun, wouldn't it?

[gekkogecko]

Are you suggesting group photos?

[douginfla]

I'm certainly up for such a gathering of flesh, what do you think?

[gekkogecko]

this have been done at the last PAGAN ?

[Pita]

Is it true that we are all getting naked and showing off our best pose?

[dicksbro]

Isn't that a great idea?

[jseal]

Who could argue with that?