I was looking at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap Apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa> bed, and watched a little 10-inch Black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 year old chick!

Now I have a $500,000 Home, A $45,000 Car, nice big bed, and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old Woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 19-year old chick, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't Older Women great? They really know how to solve your Mid-Life Crisis !