A woman and a baby were in the doctor's
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>> > > examining room, waiting for the doctor to
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>> > > come in for the baby's first exam.
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>> > > The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
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>> > > checked his weight, and being a little
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>> > > concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed
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>> > > or bottle-fed?
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>> > > "Breast-fed,"she replied.
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>> > > "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
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>> > > ordered.
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>> > > She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed,
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>> > > kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for quite a
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>> > > while in a very professional and detailed
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>> > > examination. Motioning to her to get
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>> > > dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this
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>> > > baby is underweight. You don't have any
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>> > > milk."
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>> > > "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but boy am
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>> > > I glad I came."
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