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Murphy
11-08-2002, 07:24 PM
shampoo conditiner
dicksbro
11-08-2002, 08:27 PM
What are weasel conditioners (just to catch everything up :D )
Missionary position
dannyk
11-08-2002, 10:57 PM
What is the most frequent job opening with native cannibal tribes deep in the Amazon?
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Sugarsprinkles
11-09-2002, 03:55 AM
Who were the winners in the recent elections???
Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows
dicksbro
11-09-2002, 04:58 AM
What words describe how people feel when the campaign commercials stop?
Used condoms.
south
11-09-2002, 10:47 AM
What is actually more useless than tits on a bullfrog?
5 Easy Pieces
Sugarsprinkles
11-09-2002, 05:08 PM
Who were the 5 most popular girls in High School?
Rear Ended
Murphy
11-09-2002, 05:11 PM
What happened to the democrats this past tuesday?
Landslide
dicksbro
11-09-2002, 08:38 PM
What is a mudslide without the rain?
French tickler made in Taiwan.
south
11-10-2002, 06:25 AM
What is a "Taipei Twat Tweaker"?
Urethra Sound
dicksbro
11-10-2002, 07:47 PM
What are piss poor acoustics
Butt plugs
south
11-11-2002, 01:12 AM
What you give to Mr. Big Stuff?? ( ..."who do you think you are mr big stuff??" Jean Knight circa 1973)
Ben Wa
dicksbro
11-11-2002, 06:12 AM
What is a Ben with balls called?
Greasy Spoon
Lovediva
11-11-2002, 10:12 AM
What do you get when you stick a spoon up Roseanne's Barr's Ass??
Tickeled Pink!
dicksbro
11-11-2002, 01:23 PM
What is the reaction to pleauring a clit.
Long, hard, suckable
south
11-11-2002, 01:53 PM
What do toes. tits and dicks have in common?
A grandslam
Murphy
11-11-2002, 05:53 PM
What is regular, anal, oral and between the breasts?
Mr Potatohead
dicksbro
11-11-2002, 07:40 PM
Humpty Dumpty turned veggie.
Skivies
south
11-11-2002, 08:23 PM
What is the fashion ensemble prefered by most men for quaffing beer and watching Sports on TV? (Better stores carry this in the men's "couch-wear" department.)
"tighty whities"
dicksbro
11-11-2002, 08:28 PM
What closely resembles tennis outfits but is radically different to the point of non-recognition?
Constipation
south
11-11-2002, 08:51 PM
What is a "hard thing" to get "rectified"?
Bar Stool
dicksbro
11-11-2002, 09:02 PM
What is it when you know he was really constipated because his stool had a Bar in it. Whoa. That's scary.
Gutters and drains.
Sugarsprinkles
11-11-2002, 09:07 PM
Where does the Roto-rooter guy hang out on his day off?
Built Ford Tough
dicksbro
11-12-2002, 06:03 AM
What is the phrase used in Dearborn to describe an erection?
Coat and hat
Sugarsprinkles
11-12-2002, 09:05 AM
What are the only two items of apparel worn by some flashers?
Stronger than dirt
south
11-12-2002, 11:02 AM
What is smut?
the Half-Pipe
Lovediva
11-12-2002, 11:07 AM
What is the new sexual position that involves being "GUMBY"????
Bacon and eggs
dicksbro
11-12-2002, 11:35 AM
What's another name for tit-fucking
Fredericks of Hollywood
south
11-12-2002, 01:50 PM
Where cheap and sleasy aren't just pretty words?
Smelting
Sugarsprinkles
11-12-2002, 06:27 PM
What might be said by a woman using a chocolate dildo?
Largemouth Bass
dicksbro
11-12-2002, 06:30 PM
What's it mean to get personal ...
er ... what's that ... oh ... BASS. :D :D
Nearing the climax.
Sugarsprinkles
11-12-2002, 09:23 PM
Where do I wish I was but am really about as far away from as a person can get?
Field and Stream
dicksbro
11-12-2002, 10:59 PM
What are two places to look for guys.
Peppermint Schnapps
airhog
11-13-2002, 01:39 AM
What goes good with sprite?
Meat and Potatoes
Sugarsprinkles
11-13-2002, 01:49 AM
What would be too heavy of a meal to eat just before wild passionate sex?
cake and ice cream
DildoDiva
11-13-2002, 01:58 AM
What I'm gonna play in...um...I mean EAT...yeah EAT today on my birday!
a corset, a tv, and lots of friends with paintbrushes!
dicksbro
11-13-2002, 08:08 AM
What's involved in a kids birthday party. The corset was a typo, it was suppose to be car set. :D (boy, were the kids disappointed with the corset ... except for little Johnnie. He's old for his age.)
Trees, fire hydrants and legs.
Lovediva
11-13-2002, 10:56 AM
What are naked fireman standing around?????Woohoooooooo!!!!
Bullseye!
skipthisone
11-13-2002, 10:58 AM
What did the naked pole-vaulter say when he nailed the hole?
Oh fishy baby
Lovediva
11-13-2002, 11:25 AM
What did the hubby say to his wife after a 69er??????
trampoline and a pommel horse
south
11-13-2002, 11:47 AM
What fuels the deviant erotic imaginations of every gymnastics fan?
Hog tied
Lovediva
11-13-2002, 11:49 AM
How does the farmer fuck his pigs??????
57 chevy!
GermanSteve
11-13-2002, 11:51 AM
What makes Diva orgasm without sexual stimulation?
busy telephone lines
Lovediva
11-13-2002, 11:53 AM
What do you get when you try to call Legend or Nikki???? :D :D
ale and lager
south
11-13-2002, 12:05 PM
what is a win win situation?
tasty buds
dicksbro
11-13-2002, 12:19 PM
What do bees say when they encounter spring flowers?
Sticky white stuff
Sugarsprinkles
11-13-2002, 01:52 PM
What is the result of many a day or evening spent at Pixie's?
;) :D
Shake and Bake
dicksbro
11-13-2002, 01:56 PM
What are those anxious feelings of nervousness guys get looking at pixie ladies; and the resulting affect on their body temperatures.
Tall and proud
south
11-13-2002, 03:06 PM
What are "Points of her own" way up firm and high?
HHH
dicksbro
11-13-2002, 03:23 PM
What are three "I-beams" laying side by side?
Penetration and completion
dannyk
11-13-2002, 05:20 PM
What are the first and last stages of a Special Forces sneak-attack?
A chauffeur with a raging libido
Sugarsprinkles
11-14-2002, 02:46 AM
Who will be the first person I hire when I win the lottery??? :D:D
Hearts, Fish, and Old Maid
Lovediva
11-14-2002, 10:23 AM
What are great card games to play "take off your clothes and spread 'em if you win?????"
bean stalks and a giant
Sugarsprinkles
11-14-2002, 10:28 AM
What are the names of two of the most popular vibrators that DildoDiva sells? :D
Mission Impossible
Lovediva
11-14-2002, 12:12 PM
What does the constipated man say after not having any luck?????
Goldfinger
GermanSteve
11-14-2002, 02:50 PM
What does Diva have in her drawer and works electrically???
Master Blaster
darkbard21
11-14-2002, 07:30 PM
What is your Porn Super-hero Name
Peanut Butter and Cheese
dicksbro
11-14-2002, 08:44 PM
What are two great spreads for genitals?
Short shorts
Sugarsprinkles
11-14-2002, 10:10 PM
What's another name for "tighty whiteys?"
Heart and Soul
Lovediva
11-15-2002, 10:14 AM
What does a young man say to a girl to get her in the sack...I love you with my heart and soul?????
Cock-o-licious
dicksbro
11-15-2002, 01:29 PM
How did the two hens decribe the new rooster?
Drip, drip, drip.
Murphy
11-15-2002, 05:39 PM
What necessitates a call to Peter-Rooter?
Twenty-five Cents.
Pantalone
11-15-2002, 05:56 PM
What is not enough anymore to call someone who cares?
smut games
Sugarsprinkles
11-15-2002, 06:00 PM
What is responsible for a renewed appreciation for dictionaries?
Pork rinds, Dr. Pepper and a bug zapper
Murphy
11-15-2002, 06:03 PM
What is the perfect Date in the Ozarks?
Jerry Springer
Sugarsprinkles
11-15-2002, 10:49 PM
WHO is the perfect date in the Ozarks?
Rapunzel and Lady Godiva
airhog
11-16-2002, 02:19 AM
Who set the record for longest pubic hair in their time?
Snickers, and Shaq
dicksbro
11-16-2002, 07:27 AM
What happened when his pants came off.
work and vacation
dannyk
11-16-2002, 04:36 PM
Where do you get the most sleep? :D
Anaheim and Charlie
dicksbro
11-16-2002, 07:57 PM
What is it when Mickey waits for Chuck
Night time and soft lighting
GermanSteve
11-17-2002, 05:54 AM
What are good conditions for... robbers, murderers and rapers ?:eek:
Seriosly: What are good conditions for... the growth of... mushrooms? :D
The rocket in my pocket.
dicksbro
11-17-2002, 06:03 AM
What is the modern version of Mae West's, "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
Butt plug.
Sugarsprinkles
11-17-2002, 04:43 PM
What is the name of the latest over-the-counter Anti-diarrhea remedy?
Over the river and through the woods
Murphy
11-17-2002, 07:20 PM
Where is Murphy's house?
Tiptoe thru the tulips.
Booger
11-17-2002, 07:43 PM
what my tongue likes to do
So long and thanks for the fish
south
11-18-2002, 07:51 AM
Who is the most libidinous woman in the famed O'licious clan of County Cork, Ireland?
Malted Milk
dicksbro
11-18-2002, 07:57 AM
What do you call fermented cow juice.
Go Caution Stop
south
11-18-2002, 11:25 AM
What happens to the typical Higschool boy when he starts "running the bases" with his girlfriend?
Poco
dicksbro
11-18-2002, 11:44 AM
What is a polite musical direction used to inform someone "to get back on track!"
Insanity, Sanity, Pixies
Murphy
11-18-2002, 02:22 PM
What is the mental growth of a Pixies Perv?
Strangers in the night...
Sugarsprinkles
11-18-2002, 02:35 PM
What would you call the vistors to Pixie's Chatroom??
Turkey, stuffing, and gravy
south
11-18-2002, 02:48 PM
What does a domme look for in her charges?
Surfcasting
Lilith
11-18-2002, 04:50 PM
What is predicting whether a site has porn before you open your browser?
caramel, hotsauce and pickles
south
11-18-2002, 07:29 PM
What can pussy juice taste like????
fudge and cream
What is the newest astroglide flavor being testmarketed with the "anal" crowd.
storage boxes and crayons
south
11-18-2002, 11:36 PM
How do you keep things colorful and with-in the lines?
A big "Fat" bone
What is something to replace that baseball bat with in DD's thread?
horn dog.
south
11-19-2002, 08:15 AM
What do you call the sort of guy who honks from his car at a good looking girl walking on the street to get her attention?
flying fish
Which fish have escaped being in B&J's Phish Food ice cream?
Milk Maid.
GermanSteve
11-19-2002, 09:42 AM
How was the girl been called that was famous for lots of blowjobs??
grunting, slurping and moaning
south
11-19-2002, 10:22 AM
is it that famous BJ Queen you just mentioned?
Cathode Ray. LCD and Plasma
Lovediva
11-19-2002, 11:55 PM
What is....I don't know what it is...I don't even have a DVD player???
Niagra falls and viagra
darkbard21
11-20-2002, 01:57 AM
What can rage for all eternity?
Claude Rains and Debbie Gibson
Sugarsprinkles
11-20-2002, 03:49 AM
Who was the Invisible Man and who *should* have been the Invisible Singer?
Cracker Jacks
south
11-20-2002, 07:14 AM
What you see lift'n the pickup.
Alliteratively What do you call a circle jerk in rural Georgia?
Smoke on the water
Murphy
11-20-2002, 10:33 AM
What is drifting across the wet spot after a REALLY good romp..
No sweat.
south
11-21-2002, 01:04 PM
What is the term used to describe a complete lack of effort?
A Viscus Spew
Sugarsprinkles
11-22-2002, 02:20 PM
What is a new Olympic event sounding similar to the Discus Throw?
Breakfast of Champions
south
11-22-2002, 06:16 PM
what is cold pizza and beer?
Quisp!
Murphy
11-22-2002, 06:23 PM
How do you like your fwench fies?
Fwied Wice.
south
11-23-2002, 06:42 AM
What is one of the menu items at Elmer Fudd's Wok and Woll Westurant?
Captain Crunch
Sugarsprinkles
11-23-2002, 11:46 AM
Who would you NOT want to receive oral sex from?
Fruit Loops
GermanSteve
11-23-2002, 01:17 PM
What is the special word for slipping on banana skin? :D
hot candle wax
south
11-23-2002, 05:51 PM
What really "burns my butt"?
Sugar Smacks
Murphy
11-23-2002, 06:42 PM
What do I get when I get "friendly" with other Pixies ladies?
Honeycomb.
south
11-24-2002, 10:01 AM
What do they call the special pubic hair brush designed for removing "love crust"?
( Love Crust (noun) luv-cust - The dried matter that forms from the exchange of bodily fluids that is generally the result of coitus or oral sex. )
Dough Boy
Murphy
11-24-2002, 09:46 PM
What is a Sugar Mamma always lookin for?
Poppin Fresh.
south
11-25-2002, 08:41 AM
What is a first ever erection called?
Tucan Sam
Murphy
11-25-2002, 08:44 PM
What do you call a man named Samuel with double butts?
Cocoa Puffs
Sugarsprinkles
11-26-2002, 03:47 AM
What do you exhale when smoking a chocolate cigarette?
Snap, Crackle and Pop!!
Coach Knight
11-26-2002, 10:29 AM
What happens if you don't use lube?
Sugar, salt and pepper
south
11-26-2002, 12:07 PM
What happens to "sugar and spice and everything" nice after 50 years?
Cloves and Pineapples
GermanSteve
11-27-2002, 11:54 AM
What do you need for preparing transsylvanian fruit salad? :D
heavy curtains and spy glasses
dicksbro
11-27-2002, 12:00 PM
What is needed needed when redecorating your neighbors front window.
Toothbrush and mouth wash.
south
11-27-2002, 05:30 PM
What is the best way to freshen up after a very oral affair?
Licks and Kicks
Glyndwr
11-27-2002, 07:00 PM
What is the theme of this years Erotic Poets annual party?
A penguin playing a banjo
What is Icecapades version of Deliverance?
toe sucking and tongue bathing.
Glyndwr
11-27-2002, 07:53 PM
What do you get if you cross a chiropodist with a dentist?
nipples like chapel hat pegs
(have you been peaking??) LOL
What are the girls at the Mammary Brothel most noted for?
skipping stones.
south
11-27-2002, 09:20 PM
what is more painful than simply passing stones?
Trussed
What is the newest Bondage/S&M Magazine tentatively named?
Carmel flavored sugar water.
south
11-27-2002, 10:28 PM
What is the bong users alternative to flavored tobacco?
Nostradamus
Who is a "notorious" fortune teller .....or, alternatively, the female (damus) version of La Cosa Nostra (sp?)
Palm trees and puppy dogs
Glyndwr
11-28-2002, 06:17 AM
What are good substitutes for goalposts when you play soccer in the park?
Richard Gere and a gerbil
Murphy
11-28-2002, 01:46 PM
What are a pair of cute little pets?
http://www.hampsterdance.com
Turkeys
GermanSteve
11-28-2002, 04:40 PM
Which kind of beings can you find between Bulgaria and Persia :D?
hanging upside down
south
11-28-2002, 11:54 PM
what is meant by Bat-Sex?
Hurricane Position
Booger
11-29-2002, 12:38 AM
what is to strap yourself in and wait for the blow of your life
rock and roll picture show
Murphy
11-29-2002, 05:14 PM
What do you get when yourr TV looses both Horizontal and Vertical?
Stuffing the bird.
south
11-30-2002, 12:47 AM
What is the euphemism James Bond used for fucking in Goldfinger? or was that Austin Powers???
Shag
sanchez
11-30-2002, 12:54 AM
What is the type of carpet your dad once had that you mowed with the lawn mower?
armageddon
south
11-30-2002, 07:01 AM
What soes a double wide elbow deep "fisiting" feel like to an anal virgin?
lipstick and powder
Murphy
12-01-2002, 09:44 AM
What two Items would NEVER be found on my person...
Statutory Rape
Sugarsprinkles
12-01-2002, 12:56 PM
What would they call it if Michaelangelo's 'David' forcibly had sex with 'Venus de Milo'??
White Trash
Booger
12-01-2002, 06:25 PM
what came you pick up at any trailer park
a new start
south
12-01-2002, 07:40 PM
What is the most common request of habitual "fuck-ups", neardowells and losers in general?
pace car
dicksbro
12-02-2002, 06:57 AM
What do you call it when the salsa starts moving
Twinkies
Glyndwr
12-02-2002, 07:24 AM
What is the new children's cartoon about a race of cyclops called?
Two golf balls and a banana
south
12-02-2002, 07:44 AM
What do doctors recomend a prre-op transexual wear in her shorts to get a feel for what is about to be?
Sadie Hawkins
Glyndwr
12-02-2002, 08:06 AM
What is Bill Clinton's alter ego when he wants to go out 'incognito'?
Stuffing a chicken in the library
south
12-02-2002, 10:02 AM
what is necessary if you have either a very large chicken or a very small library?
Cramed Full
dicksbro
12-02-2002, 11:24 AM
What do you call a first anal experience?
Windy weather
GermanSteve
12-02-2002, 02:04 PM
What is the best time for a good blow job?
much too loud
dicksbro
12-02-2002, 05:05 PM
We all know the sound of one person sucking, but, what is the sound of an orgy of slurpers?
Record players, CD-players, Cassette Tape Players
Murphy
12-02-2002, 05:13 PM
Name 3 players you CAN'T have sex with...
Bibbidy, Bobbidy, Boo!
Glyndwr
12-02-2002, 06:45 PM
What were the surnames of the 3 Kings that visited the stable at christmas?
A photographic memory
south
12-02-2002, 07:25 PM
What will cause "trouser tenting" just by recalling the first time you saw good porn?
The 'cooze and The 'ooze
dicksbro
12-03-2002, 04:33 PM
What are some nicknames for the Osami bin Landen?
Towering inferno.
south
12-03-2002, 05:29 PM
What do you get if you "wet" vacuum pump your cock in a oversized tube filled with Jalapeno brine?
The "Master of Disaster"
Sugarsprinkles
12-04-2002, 01:24 AM
What do you call any normal 2 yr old male??
Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, & Hungry Jack
dicksbro
12-04-2002, 11:56 AM
What do you call a sweet refreshing dinner for one nimble and quick boy who likes to leap hot things?
Cookies, cake and ice cream.
Sugarsprinkles
12-04-2002, 09:37 PM
What should we serve at a Pixie's Party to celebrate Dicksbro's return?
Heart and Soul
Glyndwr
12-06-2002, 04:43 AM
What is in Hannibal Lecter's lunch box?
Woody Woodpecker and Pinnochio
Lilith
12-06-2002, 07:27 AM
What is bookends that will give you splinters?
horseraddish and pickles
Glyndwr
12-06-2002, 08:34 AM
What are 2 of the ingredients for a really HOT blow job?
Frank Sinatra's wig
dicksbro
12-06-2002, 09:14 AM
What is hair done "my way?"
Athletic jock strap
Sugarsprinkles
12-06-2002, 09:21 AM
What would you spank an Athletic jock with?
Bridal Veil Falls
dicksbro
12-06-2002, 12:19 PM
What happens when the bobbypin comes loose at the wrong time?
Hot buttered rum
south
12-06-2002, 12:45 PM
What puts the "Yo-Ho-Ho" in the Ho-Ho-Ho?
2 way street
Booger
12-06-2002, 03:32 PM
what is a street that swings both ways
45 days free
dicksbro
12-07-2002, 10:51 AM
What did the ad say about the new brothel?
Shave and a haircut.
south
12-07-2002, 05:35 PM
What makes a hot girl's pubis hotter?
double down
dicksbro
12-08-2002, 08:06 AM
What is another name for "Paw" de deux?
High five
south
12-09-2002, 11:58 AM
What describe a typical innercity playgroung basketball team?
clang!
dicksbro
12-09-2002, 02:42 PM
What's the sound made by a steel chasity belt? (ouch)
slurp, slobber, ah.
south
12-09-2002, 08:35 PM
what does it sound like when you are "eating a peach"?
Greg Allman
Murphy
12-09-2002, 08:45 PM
What is the answer to "If Gregg's not gay, what is he?"
pocket pool
Sugarsprinkles
12-09-2002, 08:48 PM
What is better than no "pool" at all?
Babysittin' Boogie
Murphy
12-09-2002, 08:50 PM
what is another name for "Sitter step-n-fetch"?
cyber stealth
south
12-10-2002, 06:25 AM
How do you hide your porno-addiction from your family and friends?
The Sultan of Swat
Lilith
12-10-2002, 07:23 AM
Who is Madame Lilith's brother????? (It's a genetic thing:o)
Dr., nurse, alligator purse
south
12-10-2002, 01:17 PM
What starts the jump rope rhyme that ends … “one false move and your in the hearse?”
Engine, Engine number NINE
gryphon
12-11-2002, 03:38 AM
Where is the "6" to complete the line
Stolen batteries
south
12-12-2002, 01:15 AM
What are you likely to find in the possession of a dildo wielding electro-kleptomaniac?
110 or 220
Rickersweet
12-15-2002, 12:28 AM
What are the voltages commonly found in your household.
Eaty bety, big and bouncy.
south
12-15-2002, 09:15 PM
what are appealing breast sizes?
The Lon Gwang Province
Sugarsprinkles
12-18-2002, 04:58 AM
What part of China produces the most "well endowed" men?
Jingle Balls
south
12-19-2002, 08:56 AM
What "dingles" gives the jingle as Santa cums down the chimminey chute?
On Dancer!
dicksbro
12-19-2002, 10:56 AM
What happened when Santa tried beastiality?
Wrapping paper
south
12-19-2002, 08:24 PM
what makes a good protecttive layer from fallen pineneedles when the kissing under the missletoe goes too far.
dicksbro
12-20-2002, 07:12 AM
What is it when the person above you is speechless after providing the question for the previous answer? :D
Vibrating dildo
me_carl
12-20-2002, 09:06 AM
What your dentist said is bad for your fillings in your teeth.
20 bucks
skipthisone
12-20-2002, 01:14 PM
What did I have to pay for a quick BJ in the bathroom?
Drips on the floor, stains on the wall.
Devillishgirl
12-20-2002, 01:34 PM
What is a pay by the hour motel?
Slick and wet
skipthisone
12-20-2002, 01:36 PM
How do describe rarin to go?
Champagne, Candles and Toys?
Devillishgirl
12-20-2002, 01:39 PM
What is Devillishgirl's idea of a perfect night?
Bondage, spankings and rough sex
me_carl
12-20-2002, 01:40 PM
What to bring to this year's, New Year's eve party!
Wine, women, and song
me_carl
12-20-2002, 01:42 PM
Devilish girl beat me on that one. ok then
Bondage, spanking and rough sex
What I'm going to give her for Christmas
wine, women and song
dicksbro
12-20-2002, 05:15 PM
What are the two basic food groups for guys and their musical accompaniment.
Lotion, gels and cum.
south
12-22-2002, 03:18 PM
What are the ingredients of a "Slave Boy" cocktail?
shaken and stirred
dicksbro
12-22-2002, 04:20 PM
How you feel when you're close to climaxing.
Slippery and wet.
Sugarsprinkles
12-22-2002, 05:15 PM
How has my nose been since I got the flu? (Ewww, I know, very gross....and I apologize ;) )
A top hat, a carrot and chunks of coal
dicksbro
12-22-2002, 07:37 PM
What is a formal apology from a very bad boy.
Naked guy, naked gal and a jacuzzi
monocrow
12-23-2002, 02:39 AM
what is a violation of hotel rules waiting to happen?
horny and sleepy at the same time
dicksbro
12-23-2002, 07:37 AM
What is a normal situation if it gets too late before you climb into bed with your spouse or so? (horny usually wins :D)
sailing or flying?
me_carl
12-24-2002, 07:09 AM
What do competion commuters do on the way home.
ten rolls of film
dicksbro
12-24-2002, 07:18 AM
How do people without digital cameras create 240 images?
Later and plaster
dicksbro
12-29-2002, 03:02 PM
When do we do the body mold and what should I bring?
Beer and pretzels
south
12-30-2002, 07:51 AM
What is blue-collar champagne and caviar?
or....perhapse What prove to be washday stain problems when watching football in the nude with your S.O.?
O.T.
dicksbro
12-30-2002, 07:33 PM
How do you abbreviate "on the table" for those kinky sessions? :D
New Years Eve or New Years Day?
IenkiMoonshine
12-31-2002, 09:34 AM
When should I start breaking my new year's resolutions?
cat litter and olives
dicksbro
12-31-2002, 09:38 AM
When you clean the container, what those little lumps aren't.
Tissues and rubber sheets
south
12-31-2002, 10:49 AM
What are "must have" items to start the New Year with a "bang"?
The ball drops at 12.
dicksbro
12-31-2002, 11:22 AM
What do they call it when some blows a 12 o'clock meeting?
Party hats and noise makers
south
12-31-2002, 02:00 PM
What are the New Year's Eve code names for condoms and vibrators?
Champange Toasts
dicksbro
12-31-2002, 02:32 PM
What do you call it when you feel warm and tingly?
Times Square Tonight.
south
12-31-2002, 04:10 PM
Where is the world's lagest outdoor urinal?
Out with the Old ....
dicksbro
01-01-2003, 10:01 AM
How relationships can change ...
Big Mac
IenkiMoonshine
01-01-2003, 12:28 PM
What does Ronald McDonald call his wangdoodle?
munchkins and ruby slippers
south
01-02-2003, 07:40 AM
How do you spot an Oz fetishist?
The Lolly-pop Gluild.
dicksbro
01-02-2003, 07:42 AM
Who provides backup props for the popscicle pictures?
Red Hots
GermanSteve
01-02-2003, 07:09 PM
What will you get if you are caressing the tits of your s/o too hard?
slimy green :D
dicksbro
01-02-2003, 07:15 PM
What did the coral reef call the seaweed?
Volcanic eruption
south
01-03-2003, 10:12 AM
What is it called when hot molten Magma spews from you penis?
(i hate when that happens)
a jerking spazam
dicksbro
01-03-2003, 10:24 AM
What is a nerd called when he's having kiniption fits?
Down and dirty.
south
01-03-2003, 04:47 PM
what best describes cunnilingus in a mud pit?
Cream, Pop and Fudge
dicksbro
01-03-2003, 05:37 PM
After anal, what happens with an unexpected fart ... ewwwwww?
Like a Rock!
IenkiMoonshine
01-04-2003, 06:23 PM
What is the most successful pick-up line used in the old-folks home by women in rockers?
Hay & cement blocks
dicksbro
01-05-2003, 05:31 AM
What do they used when kindly horse hoods send a stablemate to swim withthe fishes?
Butter and Mrs. Buttersworth
south
01-05-2003, 08:17 AM
Who took first place at "The Last Tango in Paris” costume party?
Glazed and Dazed
dicksbro
01-05-2003, 02:35 PM
What happened to the diabetic cake donut when it went swimming too long in the icing.
V-8 Juice
Sugarsprinkles
01-06-2003, 01:14 AM
What comes after V-7 and before V-9 juice?
The Dead Zone
south
01-06-2003, 10:00 AM
What is the proper name for the first two or three minutes after a major orgasam ?
limp bisquit and stud muffin
dicksbro
01-07-2003, 06:35 PM
Never fails, what always happens when bi ... er ... his gets limp and quits ... and the stud sticks it in the muff instead?
Sauerkraut and weiners
Lovediva
01-07-2003, 10:29 PM
What is never put sauerkraut on a man's weiner unless you have mustard handy but leave out the onions???
Sugar cubes
Sugarsprinkles
01-08-2003, 02:03 AM
What kind of ice would you find in my refrigerator?
(sorry, just couldn't resist.......LOL ;) :D )
Pussy Galore
dicksbro
01-08-2003, 07:06 AM
(Loved the "sugar cube" response :D :D)
What's new in Sam's Club new "Perversion Section?"
Rubber bands
Lovediva
01-08-2003, 08:15 PM
What did the Newfie put on his dick instead of a condom????
TiC tAc ToE
dicksbro
01-09-2003, 05:39 AM
What games do people play that have a lot of ups and downs?
Creamed beef on toast
LixyChick
01-09-2003, 06:14 PM
What does db's cock look like early in the morning?
jambalaya and chocolate pudding
dicksbro
01-10-2003, 06:09 AM
How did you know, Lixy? :D
What do they call Cajuns with a craving for chocolate?
Bottoms and tops
south
01-10-2003, 02:53 PM
what can be down and up at the same time? (as in "topping" from the "bottom")
“Spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle”
actually it is the BenWa Bowl and it has 30 lanes and you gotta see what they do for "Midnight bowling" the most common refrain is where do you put your fingers in this thing??
dicksbro
01-10-2003, 04:55 PM
What is Lilith's dungeon at Christmas? :D :D
"She'll be coming around the mountain."
south
01-11-2003, 02:14 PM
What happens when a nymphomaniac den mother takes her Boy Scout troop on a hike in a mountainous area?
Camp and vaudeville
dicksbro
01-12-2003, 07:54 AM
What characterizes small-town tent people?
Sugar and spice
south
01-12-2003, 11:50 AM
What are the 2 major components of "Girly-Goo"?
"Like Chicken"
dicksbro
01-12-2003, 02:43 PM
What does it sound like when you hear a bunch of dumb clucks?
Hold the mayo!
south
01-14-2003, 09:27 AM
What is the object of the Eskimo party game "Blown Seal"?
Bull Dyke
me_carl
01-15-2003, 11:27 AM
What has Dennis Rodman not come to a party dressed as
truck bed
dicksbro
01-16-2003, 05:04 AM
What did GMC promote to add some sex to it's ads?
bixexual
IenkiMoonshine
01-16-2003, 09:22 AM
What do you call someone who is attracted to both xexes?
warts and whipped cream
south
01-16-2003, 03:20 PM
What are the pleasures of a real kinky witch?
The deep end
Glyndwr
01-17-2003, 08:43 AM
If there was a pool of shit, where would Unlucky, the 8th dwarf, fall?
Wedgewood Blue
south
01-17-2003, 08:58 AM
How does a CockTeaser turned Interior Decorator describe the shade of "blue balls" she send her dates home with?
Tiny Dancer
me_carl
01-17-2003, 10:23 AM
what is small but easily gets your attention.
(Wedgewood blue is a Chevrolet interior color by the way)
sweet and petite
dicksbro
01-18-2003, 07:13 AM
Pineapple eating midget
Long and hard
Sugarsprinkles
01-18-2003, 07:23 PM
What is a good way to describe moving across three states?
Smooth as silk
dicksbro
01-19-2003, 06:29 AM
How do you described the freshly shaved?
Sunday drive or Sunday sports?
south
01-19-2003, 11:57 AM
Where are true God Fearing Folk instead of church?
slick and thick
dicksbro
01-19-2003, 05:02 PM
How do those holiday salami's look in the stores?
Hot fudge sundae
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