Jepoardy is now playing....

[dannyk]

Why can women bend over for soap in prison showers?

Snips and snails and puppy-dog tails

[me_carl]

What does the wicked witch of the west use in her martini's in place of olives.


silk sheets

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would you find on Uncle's bed?? :D:D

Sugar, Spice, and everything nice

[Glyndwr]

What is Glyndwr made of? ~tongue firmly in cheek~


Painting in the nude

[jjjjbo]

What causes paint dribbles on private parts.

turkish bath and soda

[Glyndwr]

What is the best cure for flatulence?

At the bottom of the ocean

[jjjjbo]

What is a place in water that Glyndwr hasn't had sex. lol

trinkets and beads

[Saddaddy]

Q;What you give to women at Mardi Gra to see Tits & Asses

A;Lap Dance

[dannyk]

Q: What is always best when performed using one's tongue?

A: A cunning stunt

[Cindy Kim]

Q. What is a woman receiving oral sex while driving a car?

A. Overdressed for the occasion

[Mercury_Maniac]

What is a newbie at a Pixies Place Orgy?

cherries and blueberries

[Nikki]

What can you rub on each others body?
(mmmmm all that messy mess)

black g-string found under the bed covers

[Mercury_Maniac]

What can you find in Nikki's bed after an excellent night of romping?

viagra, vodka, and a Hustler Magazine

[Cindy Kim]

What is overkill?

A Polaroid camera

[me_carl]

Name one thing that Monica Lewinski forgot to bring to the oval office.

A stiff drink

[Scarecrow]

What has been in the freezer to long?


Time enough for love

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is Never?


A white sport coat and a pink carnation

[Lovediva]

What would make a great pic in the mens's pic section???:D

frying pan and a condom

[dannyk]

What does your wife insist on using on your heads?


007

[Cindy Kim]

What is a lucky number for an orgy?

A string bikini and a smile

[Coach Knight]

What she leaves on the floor and what I leave on her face after swimming with me?

Butt floss, toothpaste and jizz

[skipthisone]

What do guys take to the beach with them, but leave behind?

Mud pies, apple pies and nipples

[Cindy Kim]

What are three things that are tasty, wholesome, and All-American?

High heels and silk ties

[skipthisone]

What women should wear to bed to be tied up?

Sloppy, messy and just plain tasty

[Lilith]

What are ribs, and a well lubed pussy?


sewing machine and a dart gun

[Cindy Kim]

What do you need to get that man who just won't cooperate? (I guess you could use the sewing machine to make a posey vest to keep him in bed once you've got him)

A twister board and a gymnast (you pick the gender)

[Coach Knight]

What are two things every good party needs?

Chips, dips, chains, whips

[Lovediva]

What you will find at Summer's Halloween Party!!


ladder, rope and a nail gun

[Coach Knight]

What will be needed to repair the damage at Summers Halloween party?

Scotch tape, ball gag and lighter fluid

[LixyChick]

What are some things McGyver didn't take with him on his last adventure?

The Hokey Pokey, a banana split and a bass guitar.

[Sugarsprinkles]

What would Scotzoidman need to have a party????

a digital camera, running shoes, & a Klondike bar

[skipthisone]

What did i take from the naked guy stealing my icecream?

Stamps, a box, and lotsa miles

[south]

what are the 3 things necessary for the antrax guy to get away clean

a dead rabbit and his pet snail

[Glyndwr]

What would pass for a good meal in a French Restaurant?

Exploding fireworks

[GermanSteve]

What can you see having sex with one of the Pixies ladies?

"Oh my, I thought it was mine"

[dannyk]

What do you say when you've lost your place in the orgy?

Safety goggles, elbow and knee pads.

[Lovediva]

What a women needs to wear when giving a blow job and she don't like cum all over her face?


Ear wax, a dildo and semen

[Coach Knight]

What are three things that might be in her mouth at some point during sex?

A ball, a cock and a gift

[south]

What a half castrated man brings to his cruel dominatrix mistress.

Topeka, Kansas, New York City and San Francisco

[dannyk]

What were the destinations of the first night in the "Round The World In 80 Lays" contest?

Nuts, whipped cream, bananas and a cherry

[Booger]

what are topping for a good night of sex



whips, chains, and video games

[Mercury_Maniac]

What are 3 wonderful things made to pass time?


pepsi, coke, and fabolous kool-aid

[GermanSteve]

What do you need to fulfill your poolsex-fantasies?

"First I am going to measure your blood pressure, then we are going to have a lot of fun..."

[south]

what does a nypho-nurse in the geriatric center say to any man sporting an erection?

Elmers Glue instead of water.

[dannyk]

What irritates people when you use a lot on letters?

Dopey, bashful, grumpy, sleepy, sneezy, happy

[Lovediva]

Who are the ones having an orgy with Snowwhite?


A riffle, vegetable oil and a hunter.

[south]

What are three things a beastiality lover fears?


a fast car, dope and a get out of jail free card.

[Lovediva]

What happend when Diva got busted with a joint doing 40km over the speed limit?? (yep...I cried to get out of jail..lmfao and it worked!)


clothes line, smut and undergarments

[south]

What are the 3 essential item an auto erotic takes to a motel room, an evening of fun?

Power Steering.

[Glyndwr]

What do you wish your classic sports car had as you drive into a wall?

Bill Clinton & Linda Lovelace

[south]

What 2 people have been best known to answer to "slick willie"?

Lake Tahoe.

[Glyndwr]

Where does the Loch Ness monster go on vacation?

A wasp sting

[skipthisone]

What did I get for sleepy with the head of the NOW?

A trickle and a pickle

[dannyk]

What are the problem and solution your girlfriend used for dumping you?

Weenie roast

[south]

What is a favorite S&M game at the Dominatrix Annual picnic and barbeque?

The Rolling Stones, the Beatles,
The BeeGees and the Kinks

[dannyk]

Who were part of the 60's British Invasion?

Lollipops, stamps, clits

[legend]

What is sticky when wet?

string, scissors and a rubber chicken.

[Lovediva]

What a Redneck uses during forplay??


a car jack, picnic basket and skydivers

[south]

What are the 3 most commonly used euphemisms for ordinary procedures in the cosmetic surgery profession?

Under pressure, At speed and At low atmospheric levels.

[Scarecrow]

What is sex in a submarine?


The moon, the spacestation, and Mars

[Glyndwr]

Where is sex out of this world?


A felt pen and an apple

[jjjjbo]

What is Glyndwr playing his own version of the William Tell story.

Donald, Mickey and the 3 blind mice.

[Glyndwr]

What was Minnie's best sexual experience?


Luciano Pavarotti playing the organ

[south]

What is one thing you will never see in the XXX movie adaptation of DIE FLEDERMAUS ?

a slipbone biscuit.

[jjjjbo]

ok south - or anyone - what's a slipbone biscuit????

[south]

jjjbo what sort of question is that?
How about some thing like....
What does a Daddy give his prize twink if he has been good?
or
What is a pet name for a womens primary sex organ?
or
What do they serve BBQ on in a Missippi Delta Jukejoint?
or
What was Jackie Wilson's cat's name?


come on work with me girl..... Otherwise I will give up another answer if necessary.

[LixyChick]

What is the secret code for..."I've got to have you now, baby!"

An empty jar of Strawberry preserves.

[south]

Where did "mistress X" the profesisonal Dom force her clients ejaculate into?

300,000 km per second; or a universal constant.

(Lixy thanks for keeping the ball in the air!)

[GermanSteve]

What is the ejaculation speed caused for watching Pixies women pics?

10.000 Watt - a lot of power

[Glyndwr]

What is the rating of Diva's new dildo?


a tasmanian devil and the pope

[south]

Who did Carl Stalling write his best music in honor of?

nipple pumping, bung hole covers and the "Ridgid" Brand of pipe wrenches

[Glyndwr]

What would you find hanging on the wall of Lilith's dungeon?

Dipped in Guinness

[jjjjbo]

What is the man at the carnival sitting on top of the dunking tower

hot chocolate and licorice

[Glyndwr]

What are the flavours of my new edible underwear?


Axle grease and ball bearings

[jjjjbo]

What is the name of a new kinky sex game Penthouse is marketing

strong, free and able

[Glyndwr]

What are the 3 qualities women look for in a man?

daffodils

[jjjjbo]

What are one of my most favorite flowers.

a meadow and strange noises

[Glyndwr]

What is the opening scene of Roger Rabbit's new porn movie?

Under the hood of a cadillac

[jjjjbo]

What is a battery big enough to finally do the trick with my favorite toy.

candles and body oils

[Glyndwr]

What started the Great Fire of London?

kissing a troll

[jjjjbo]

(well how bad can it be ....)

What is what some women (me included) would do to get to kiss Glyndwr.

vertigo

[Glyndwr]

What does Glyndwr get after such compliments?


A stick of celery and the dentist's chair

[jjjjbo]

(lol) What are tools that can be used with laughing gas.

pondscum and purple tip

[south]

What the voo-doo doctor said would cure Richard Simmons's ills.

Nixon, Kennedy and Lodge

[Glyndwr]

What were the 3 stooges middle names?


Apollo, Pluto and Neptune

[south]

What are the names of the latest 3 stage vibrators?

Mules, Donkeys and Jackasses.

[Glyndwr]

What look attractive after drinking a bottle of vodka?

tomatoes & potatoes

[south]

Without these items the nations of Ireland and Italy would cease to exist.

Earth, Wind & Fire

[south]

excuse me a rephrase

Without what items would the nations of Ireland and Italy cease to exist?

Earth, Wind & Fire

[dicksbro]

What are two forces of nature and a planet .. or, a music group.

Fried spam

[south]

What is available at 2 different styles of cafe's? (internet and diners)

Testicular fortitude

[Coach Knight]

What I will need it I ever head to Florida?

Donuts and the desert

CK

[south]

What does a cop’s mirage oasis look like?

deep muffin suff

[Lovediva]

What the girls at Tim Horton's use in the back to practice giving blow jobs?


cable guy, fireman and a fire extinguisher

[south]

What does an agoraphobic nymphomaniac do for "enter-tainment"?

The third degree

[Lovediva]

What Diva suction can give you on your penis????? :D


elf, rudolph and a french tickler

[south]

What are the things that Mrs.Claus likes to fill her days with?


Gigit!

[Lovediva]

What is trying to talk with my mouthfull???? LOL


bull and a platypus

[Scarecrow]

What do you need for a licking and a sticking.


soccer and football

[Lovediva]

What are a whole bunch of yummy balls on the field???????????


marshmallows, microwave and crakers

[Sugarsprinkles]

What else do you need besides chocolate to make S'mores?


a pickup truck, a gunrack, and Moonshine

[south]

What are three of the four essential items for a West Virginian romantic getaway? (the fourth being infield passes to Martinsville Motor Speedway)

oral, vaginal and anal

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did Mr. & Mrs. Intercourse name their triplets?



Longjohns, boots, sunblock

[Lovediva]

What you need for topless suntanning in the rocky mountains?


Tow bar, sex therapist and gum

[Murphy]

Of: Ky jelly, towbar, sex therapist, and gum, which is recommended for Anal Intercourse?


Doggie, rocking chair, and chandelier

[Glyndwr]

What do The Clampetts take on vacation?


clothes pegs and butter

[south]

(Assuming clothes peg are the same as clothespins)
What 2 things necessary to dress up your scrotum as a porcupine (hedgehog) if you are going to an S&M costume party?

chills and fever

[Glyndwr]

What are the first signs of not visiting pixies for 3 days?


On the kitchen table

[jjjjbo]

what are salt, pepper and spots of cum.

lightning and laughter

[dannyk]

What were the last things to fill your senses when you tried to emulate Gene Kelly's "Singing In The Rain"?

Porn 'n chicken

[south]

What are 2 things that are best served Very hot and spicy?



A full count

[dicksbro]

What are ten fingers and ten toes.

Premature ejaculation.

[south]

What is the quintessential "no win" situation?

a low Dewpoint.

[Lovediva]

What is having early morning sex (when the dew is falling) with a homeless person???????


Giraffes, Micheal Jackson and a trampoline

[dannyk]

What are playthings for kids at the Neverland Ranch?


Han[d]s and Pa[l]mela

[south]

(isn't that a being called a Great Pain in the Ass?)

What is the slang expression for a gay couple in Copenhagen?

Crisco, Butter and Llightly coated in flour

[jjjjbo]

what are three alternatives used at the nudist colony so the members don't stick to the patio furniture.

summersaults and snapdragons.

[south]

What my vegitarian gymnasts made me do and then ate in bed?

Precription for Laughter

[Murphy]

assuming you mean "perscription" - What is "read pixies forums 3 times a day and call me in the morning"?


Finger licking good!

[Lovediva]

What is my pussy???????? :D :D


Global warming, rain forest and a dildo

[south]

What Mrs. South has that is hot and tasty and not Kentucky Fried.


Depends.

[south]

Whoa that was fast diva I was responding to Murphy!

[south]

Global warming, rain forest and a dildo

[Coach Knight]

What are two topics that should never be discussed while using the third?

Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter

[jjjjbo]

What does CK do and for whom when it's cold (i.e. springs and falls for Summer in the winter)

laughter, jelly beans and popcorn

[dicksbro]

What do you find at funny movies ...

Camera, blanket a sexy partner

[GermanSteve]

What do you need e. g. to get a good Pixie pic session?

"Yep! That was the greatest result ever!"

[Coach Knight]

What will I say when they smash in the head of that sniper?

A piece of paper, a heart and genitals

Ever notice jeopardy is more like Johnny Carson's Carnak than the game Jeopardy

[jjjjbo]

What are things that can be pierced?

thesaurus, stegasaurus (sp?) and Mark Twain.

[south]

What was the originial title for Conneticutt Yankee in King Arthurs Court or /a Conneticutt Yankee in the Lost Word?

Down but not out.

[jjjjbo]

What is being in the basement "closet"?

sign posts and an atlas.

[Sugarsprinkles]

How did I find my way to Missouri?


Cake, ice cream and long, leisurely lovemaking

[GermanSteve]

Which ingredients cause sugarsprinkles if combined? :D

"Go, go-go-go-go-go-go-gooooo!"

[dicksbro]

What was said on the way to a climax?

Happy days are here again!

[Sugarsprinkles]

What will dicksbro be singing when he gets his computer back?



Mountains, a waterfall and that "special" someone

[jjjjbo]

What makes a perfect rendevous?

sleeping with the enemy.

[Murphy]

How did Jane Fonda get ahead?

Melons, grapefruit, and tennisballs

[Mercury_Maniac]

What are round in nature, but fun to play with?


68, 69, 71

[Sugarsprinkles]

what are "not enough", "just right" and "too much"?

Surfin' the red tide.

[GermanSteve]

What is a counting error?

"Hell, let´s get outta here!"

[Booger]

what is what you say to your girl friend after she informed you she not wearing any panties


my little black book

[Murphy]

what is "the smallest book in the world?" (just kidding)

fucked up.

[dannyk]

What did the guy do when the girl was on top?

"Leg and thigh, please"

[Sugarsprinkles]

What's a popular request at KFC?


rock, paper, scissors

[dicksbro]

Who is wrapping a Christmas present for the naughty? (hee hee ... you thought I'd say something about a children's game ;) )


Beer and pretzels

[Coach Knight]

What are the only two things that a married man can now hope to get at a bar?

Love, happines and a cum stain

[skipthisone]

What bedrooms should be full of?

Pantyhose, pearing knives and velcro

[Coach Knight]

What are three things not allowed near my crotch?

Those aren't golf balls.

[skipthisone]

What did CK say when reaching under his transvestite Caddies skirt?

Slick boom bam

[Coach Knight]

What does it feel like when we are really fucking?

The surf, the sand and plenty of drinks

[skipthisone]

What does a damn good weekend contain?

Purple wet nylons

[Murphy]

What is a certain pixie's gal wearing right now?

*gasp* It'll NEVER fit!!!

[Nikki]

Can you do 2 at once....!!!!!!


black lace thong, ice bucket and chocolates

[south]

What is more than 3 "Weight Watchers" points ?

an El Dorado, Elvis and Elviria

[skipthisone]

What will pick me up on my ride to hell?

Chico and the man

[south]

What is the Mexican equivlent of Adam and St(eve)?

Black Sabbath

[dannyk]

Who really, really wish they were on the "Osbornes"?

Dough, a ho, and some blow

[Lilith]

What are things you find fried at Krispy Kreme???

in one ear and out the other

[south]

Why is it during a blowjob you should never turn your head to the side when your lover is going to shoot?

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"

[skipthisone]

Why mimes would be great in porn?

Wam, bam, thank you spam !!

[dannyk]

What Monty Python sketch was too raunchy to be aired?


"Is that your final answer?"

[south]

What was the doctors response to the teen's request "I want to be a soprano and sing in this boy's choir for the rest of my life."

the motherboard

[dannyk]

What did you call the piece of wood your mother would discipline you with?

with my carrot, and my celery

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did Frosty the Snowman's wife say she used to satisfy herself after Frosty melted away?


a loaf of bread, a container of milk and a stick of butter

[Lovediva]

What I forgot to get at the grocery store as I was starring at the sexy butcher the whole time I was there! :D


Pop-rocks, a blowjob and cpr!

[Sugarsprinkles]

What are two incredible feelings and what you need afterward?


red cloud, thunderbolt and lightning

(TY Murphy!)

[south]

How and where do Nebraskians define great sex?

Nails

[Murphy]

What should never be scraped on a blackboard?

The Monster Mash.

[dicksbro]

What the ant thought just before getting stepped on.

The seven dwarfs.

[south]

what is the name of Snow White's out call escort service?
( their motto is "the best things cum in small packages" and we've got 7 small packages to choose from")

the Yugo

[dicksbro]

What is the short form of the expression, "What the f***? Yugo, now!" The expression is ued to provide directions to the partner who flirtsall evening, then say's "NO."

Automatic transmission.

[south]

What the waitstaff at Lucky Changs call it when they bring water to the table.

Over drive

[jjjjbo]

What do 18 wheel truckers call sex with the woman driving a sleek little sports car.

Hullabaloo and hovercraft too.

[south]

What would the political slogan be if Brian Epstein & Johnny Holliday ran for office in 64?

speedbumps

[jjjjbo]

What all the young teenage girls say is the reason for a "training" bra?

something evil this way comes.

[south]

What is it that Mrs. King says when showing off their bedroom to houseguests?

toe rings

[Sugarsprinkles]

What do most Americans say each year as April 15 (Income Tax Day) approaches?


crayons, coloring book, and Prozac

[south]

What are the 3 things I reach for directly after the straight jacket is removed?

Toe Jam

[jjjjbo]

What are the hottest new items sold at the internet sex toys shop in the foot fettish section. (that's including toe ring and toe jam since I think toe ring got missed in a same time answering problem)

laughter and the answer "yes".

[south]

What does the homecomming queen say to the total dweeb after he asks her out?...usually in the other order.

"A toe injection"

[south]

there seems to be a problem here let's try this

What does the homecomming queen say when the class dweeb asks her out? generally in the reverse order yes then laugh

a toe injection

[jjjjbo]

What is the simplest way to say "Open Mouth insert foot"?
(the alternative answer was just tooooooooo easy - lol)

sterile bandage wrap and diaper pins.

[south]

what did the Sex Pistol roadie keep in the guitar case for Sid and Johnny?

CBGB's

[Sugarsprinkles]

What letters were left in the bottom of my bowl when I had Alphabits cereal for breakfast?


Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and George W. Bush

[dannyk]

Who are the men planning to start WW3?

Turkey, pumpkin and cranberries

[south]

What Hester Prynne got instead of the "Stuffing" she really craved on her first Thanksgiving.

Squanto

[Aqua]

Who is The Lone Ranger's new sidekick after Tonto ran off with Silver?

A snack or treat, that doubles as a lethal weapon.

[Lilith]

What are Peanut butter and jelly sammiches made my way?

~a toothbrush and sunglasses and astroglide:p

[skipthisone]

What do you need for the best weekend at the beach?

Moaning, screaming and heavy breathing

[Lilith]

what is sounds coming from paper thin hotel walls?

~a lizard and bubblegum

[skipthisone]

What do you call a little girl who has been in the sun too long?

Condoms and a bulldozer

[south]

what "Scat-man" America's favorite deviant super hero needs to plow his way thru the evil homo lounge to rectify all the wrongs that have been done.???

u237

[dannyk]

What did prisoner# 69 say to prisoner# 37, after finishing with prisoner# 23, in the men's showers?

Dwarves, elves, hobbits and gnomes

[south]

What describes the sexual partners of a person with a "Snow White" fetish?

the "Lap of Luxury"

[Murphy]

What is the term for licking a pixie gal's puss?

"Cumming!"

[Lovediva]

What is YES I AM!!!!!!! :D :D


Silly putty, duct tape and a can of beans.

[dicksbro]

What are the three F's ... fun, fix it and farts.

Wash cloth, soap and baby oil.

[south]

What are good post pubic shave dressings?

Stray Dogs

[Glyndwr]

What is the name of the new Korean fast food chain?


Jabbed with a stick

[dicksbro]

What is a corn dog

A condom and a balloon salesmen

[Glyndwr]

What are scared of pricks?


A crystal goblet

[jjjjbo]

What is a classic Glyndwr photo prop?

paper hats and noise makers.

[south]

What items does congress need both more and less of to really make the political parties fun?

Lawyers, guns and money

[jjjjbo]

What 3 things are included in most stories on the nightly news.

hidden valley

[dicksbro]

What is great clevage

eruptions

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is the usual consequence for Pixie's men after viewing pictures of Pixie's women?

Friends in Low Places

[dannyk]

What really helps when you're trying to make a human pyramid?


"A twelve-inch, please! Hold the mayo!"

[Glyndwr]

What did the hooker say when she was introduced to the lead characters in "An Officer & A Gentleman"?

a dragon eating muesli

[south]

How did St.George explain the steaming load on his shoes?

pussy whipped

[dicksbro]

What is, "Stirring up the creamy residue?"

Oil of Olay

[Lovediva]

What is my favorite soap that I use daily??


Semen and Seamen :D

[south]

What is the reason the transviste hookers hang out at the piers?

a "full gainer"

[dicksbro]

An erecting cock making it's way to a pussy

Katchup, mustard and a bun

[south]

What are three things besides an erection that you will absolutely need to play let's dress the weiner ( hot dog)?

Gilded Calf

[jjjjbo]

What do they call that ugly gold leafed lamp in the basement - just like the one in "A Christmas Story" only not so tall.

hormones and handsprings.

[Murphy]

What are 2 signs of someone who needs it NOW!?

Shake, furburger and an order of thighs.

[dicksbro]

What is a fast food restaurant trying out a creative new menu?

Leaping tall buildings in a single bound.

[Murphy]

How did the superheo tear his tights?

Gaude au Musiciteur.

[MurphySprinkles]

What is latin for "Gaudy Minstral"?

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy

[jjjjbo]

Who leave gifts at approximatley the same time you want to make your own gift delivery with your s/o?

beaded handbags

[dicksbro]

What are decorative places to carry hands?

Fire and smoke

[MurphySprinkles]

What do old ladies beat dirty old men with?
(ty Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson!)

Peace sign, roaches and Jane Fonda

[Nikki]

What is on the floor of Jane Fonda's bedroom?


Steamy bathroom, soap on the floor, shower running and moaning noises.

[south]

what was the inspriation for the Village Peoples 1976 hit YMCA?

the tufted tit mouse

[jjjjbo]

What is an infrequent gerbil replacement item?

a fish named Wanda.

[GermanSteve]

What smells like a pussy?

Hand lotion is good.

[south]

What is a good replacement for water when filling a water bed mattess?

darkglasses and the "gloryhole"

[jjjjbo]

What is good for front and back usage at a Springsteen concert.

hippety hoppety boop!

[Sugarsprinkles]

What did the Easter Bunny do when he met Betty Boop?


silverbells and cockleshells

[south]

What a dapper yet kinky "man about town" wears over his cock and balls ?

seersucker

[dicksbro]

A fellating prophet

thong bikinis

[Lovediva]

What is always up my crack???


Jeckell and Hyde, and an experiment

[south]

Exactly who and what, is that "2 faced son of bitch" in the labcoat doing with my beaker?

Miss Piggy

[jjjjbo]

Who claims to like the color green better than any other woman?

bubble cum and booby sox

[Lilith]

What are the titles of CK's Fave schoolgirl pornos?:p


~now and laters~

[Booger]

when are the best times to have sex



joke, stroker and midnight toker

[MurphySprinkles]

What are a tale, a fail, and a frail?

Larry Moe and Curly

[south]

Who have all taken turns "poking" Shemp?

Fat Chance

[MurphySprinkles]

~fat chance: What is a date with a singer named "Dominoe"?

"My Sex Life"

[Scarecrow]

What is on vacation?


Lixy and Nikki in Dixie

[Sugarsprinkles]

What is "Hell on Wheels?"

Bell, Book, and Candle

[dicksbro]

Why was Abe Lincoln doing a timed reading?

Morning; Noon and Night

[Murphy]

What is when everybody wants it but seldome gets it?

The pause that refreshes.

[south]

What do you call that split second you come up for air during a hot deep muff diving session?

stone cold

[skipthisone]

What is my penis on a cold morning?

Drip, drip, drop

[south]

oh-my...What is a good reason to see you doctor especially if it hurrrrrts when you pee.?

a prehensile thumb.

[Murphy]

what is great for rubbing the pre-cum into the tip?

yellow snow

[dannyk]

What does not a good snowman make?


Sex In the City

[Murphy]

On what HBO series do women talk about it but never DO it?

Ride 'em Cowboy!

[dannyk]

What's the cry from the rooms over the saloon?

Queer As Folk