The HUT~ No boys allowed!

[Steph]

First day here! Mine lasts five days usually. Too long!

[Fangtasia]

Mine actually arrived on the 23rd.....a week early....fuckin 3 week cycles!!...then it has so far worked in well with hospital visits

But truely i've had enough...and this just tops of a shitty week *L*

[RandyGal]

Mine actually arrived on the 23rd.....a week early....fuckin 3 week cycles!!...then it has so far worked in well with hospital visits

But truely i've had enough...and this just tops of a shitty week *L*


Might I recommend MORE surgery hon? :p
I couldn't be more pleased.......while I miss the ladies IN the hut I don't miss the bleeding one damn bit!! :cool:

So why am I here again?...........hee hee hee slipping out the side door. :cool:

[jbh3]

I was curious.

And now I'm not :eek: ..sorry ladies...carry on.

[Loulabelle]

I'm working REALLY hard on not being in here in two weeks time! Hehehehehe

[imaginewithme]

Well crap......sure don't like coming in here!

But had to make a decision....be on the pill and baby not be able to sleep or take pill to keep from having another baby who won't sleep.........

I chose sleep.

[WildIrish]

Anyone need some funyuns?

[wyndhy]

sure...if you want me to throw up all over the hut.

oh, wait...you were talking to lil, werent ya? :p



i should be comming by any day now.....at least, i hope so. :D

[WildIrish]

Please don't vomit in the hut. Some of us live here. :p

[Steph]

Some of us live here. :p

Lamps are living things? :confused:

[Callie691]

long time since i been in here hi everyone :wave: first time i been in here since the iud and only the second time in here since my baby good luck loulabelle sorry you were in here i hope you all the best any one have left over valentine's chocolate/ i love the surprises

[Loulabelle]

I'm due in here in a week's time, but am having pains like I usually get a few hours before I come in here :confused: and usually my breasts are sore by now, but they have not been yet.....oh well, only time will tell.

[Lilith]

we have predictor tests here in the US for 5 days before your period is due :D

[WildIrish]

Lamps are living things? :confused:


Aqua's the lamp...I'm just the snack boy. ;)

[ShadowDancer]

alrighty ya'll...make room in here..I've got thin mint GS cookies & Blue Bell brand dutch choc icecream!!! :D

[Steph]

I've never heard of those brands but I'm in!

[Lilith]

alrighty ya'll...make room in here..I've got thin mint GS cookies & Blue Bell brand dutch choc icecream!!! :D


I had thin mints...630 calories for a hole sleeve btw :p

[lizzardbits]

Allright Alright that is IT!!! we are putting a password lock on the door and NOT giving Loulabelle the password! NO MORE HUT FOR YOU, LOU! Nyah because i said so! nyah!

[Loulabelle]

But, but, but....I'll miss all my girlfriends! Can't I come in and sit with Randygal in the 'coming out in sympathy corner' and talk to you all about babies?!

Plus, I have the hots for the lamp and the snack boy, and they're always in here. :p

[ShadowDancer]

I've never heard of those brands but I'm in!

Steph..the "Thin Mints" are girlscout cookies..and the bluebell Icecream is a brand around here that is supposed to taste "homemade" and I LOOOOOOVE their dutch chocolate!

[Steph]

Steph..the "Thin Mints" are girlscout cookies..and the bluebell Icecream is a brand around here that is supposed to taste "homemade" and I LOOOOOOVE their dutch chocolate!

Canadians don't get the fancy Girl Guide cookies :(

I'll look for the bluebell ice cream, though!

Or I'll just stay here & eat some since I should be here soon.

[wyndhy]

i'm huttin it now...i hope i can go home by the eighth though...i gots me some plans for somebody's birthday. :D

i made some thin mints a while ago and i can honestly say they are BETTER than the GS ones. :p....prolly about twice the calories though - cause they're about twice as big. :D i'm down to one and a half left. :(

[WildIrish]

i made some thin mints a while ago and i can honestly say they are BETTER than the GS ones. :p....prolly about twice the calories though - cause they're about twice as big. :D i'm down to one and a half left. :(



One and a half cookies? :confused:


I've never heard of a half-cookie! How big did you make them? Did the recipe call for manhole covers? :D

More importantly...how am I gonna carry them around to distribute to all the sexy huttin Pixies?

[wyndhy]

they're big enough to almost cover my boobies. :p

oh, wait...that's not saying much. :o

:D

[osuche]

and the bluebell Icecream is a brand around here that is supposed to taste "homemade" and I LOOOOOOVE their dutch chocolate!


Why did I read it as "blueball" ice cream??? :confused:

[sodaklostsoul]

/me wanders in and plops down on the couch with my bag of Oreo's.

"Someone turn that fancy lamp on please"

"Where's that HUT boy, I could use a back massage"

First glance I thought it said Blueball Ice Cream too.................mmmmmmmm Ice Cream......love chocolate, but have many flavors I like. If I had the energy I would drive to ColdStone and have something whipped up.

[WildIrish]

"Welcome to the Hut. How nice to see you again! For your enjoyment, we've added Blueball ice cream to the snack tray and we've shaved the lamp. If there's anything I can do to make your stay more relaxing and soothing, please show me your breasts. Don't forget...the snack boy isn't squeamish when it comes to oral." :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Well dang it all...........I can't snap pics with my cam right now!

[osuche]

"Welcome to the Hut. How nice to see you again! For your enjoyment, we've added Blueball ice cream to the snack tray and we've shaved the lamp. If there's anything I can do to make your stay more relaxing and soothing, please show me your breasts. Don't forget...the snack boy isn't squeamish when it comes to oral." :D


OMG...ROFLMAO

Almost makes me want to hurry into the hut so that I can spend time with Snack Boy :p

[lizzardbits]

Uffda i might as well be in here...I am irritable, grouchy, bloated, and then i want to cry at stupid things, and have for the past week. My Depo shot should have worn off months ago, but Aunt Flo hasn't visited yet.

GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Loulabelle]

(((((lizz))))))

I know what you mean hun....now I know that I'm coming in here again this month, I just want to be in here!

Let's run away and hide in here anyway for the time being....that way our bad moods and emotional outbursts won't bother anyone. :p

[lizzardbits]

as long as you don't mind me grumping at you and then crying at you.

how about if i just hug you (((Lou)))

[Loulabelle]

Hehehehe....I'll probably cry when you grump at me, then grump at you and make you cry! LOL

[Lilith]

I'm having hut issues..seems I am now on a time share plan here. While snooping around the internet I found a site that I found culturally fascinating regarding women's issues http://www.yoatzot.org/article/53 Check it out if you have some time, I'd love to hear what you think.

[WildIrish]

She can't touch her husband, no physical contact at all, for seven days! Well...that sucks! What if she needs a hug? I'm sorry, but I'm willing to risk being impure if that's what it takes to issue hugs.

[wyndhy]

it was certainly fascinating.

no wonder you're having issues. ritually impure? and it's still observed? touching may lead to something more? man, that was kind of depressing.

what i would like to find out is why these rituals were begun. usually, what lies behind most religious laws that encompass eating habits, personal contact and the like, is some sort of real threat to the populous' health/safety. or at least that's what i've read - but i can't figure out what the dangers of menstrual blood would have been. it has definitely piqued my curiosity,

[WildIrish]

but i can't figure out what the dangers of menstrual blood would have been. it has definitely piqued my curiosity,



It gives us guys a gothic version of a milk mustache.






:eek:




Did I just say that outloud?

[Lilith]

yes but I closed my eyes so it's ok :D

[Neige]

I am here!!! I've got Doritos :D:D:D

(and anyone who dares tell me I am impure gets a bitchin like they ain't never seen!!!!!)

[sodaklostsoul]

Not fair....PMS is suppose to be before the period starts not 2 days after it does. I was a bitch earlier and now I'm depressed. This bites!!!

[Loulabelle]

Due in here tomorrow.....am almost positive I will be, since yesterday, I discovered the meaning of PMS. Couldn't have been more pissy with work, with life with the world in general!

[Pita]

:mad: In here two freaking days earlier then I was suppose to be. Two days before my wonderful vacation is over and I have to get to living the practical mom life again!!! DAMN!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[TinTennessee]

My house is torn apart, I'm living with my mom and having my SECOND period of the month..I'm so fucking happy! lol

[Steph]

(and anyone who dares tell me I am impure gets a bitchin like they ain't never seen!!!!!)

You're so hot that it should be illegal. Does that count as impure?

((((((((((((((((sdls)))))))))))) PMS during the cycle is the worst!

I've got to go turn on the lamp now.

[Loulabelle]

Well I'm not in here yet.....but also not preggers according to this morning's test. :o

[imaginewithme]

I was just here 11 days ago and I'm cramping so badly! I've been dizzy for days and it's kinda worrying me......not worried enough to go to a doctor tho :rolleyes:

[osuche]

I'm due in here in 2 days...and I ate tortilla chips for dinner. :rolleyes:

I added a salad at 9 pm...just to make it healthy :D

[Loulabelle]

Still not in here....going to go check I've got my dates right!

[WildIrish]

Still not in here....going to go check I've got my dates right!

You're dating? :confused:

[Loulabelle]

LMAO....well you know what they say when you're trying to conceive....all comers welcome!

Still not in here, and my dates are right. :confused:

[WildIrish]

:eek:


/me dims the lights so Loulabelle doesn't see the vasectomy scars

[imaginewithme]

LMAO....well you know what they say when you're trying to conceive....all comers welcome!

Still not in here, and my dates are right. :confused:
Stress use to throw mine off..........

deep breaths Loulabelle, deep breaths........ ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

LMAO....well you know what they say when you're trying to conceive....all comers welcome!

Still not in here, and my dates are right. :confused:
Home tests can be wrong. :)

[Loulabelle]

*turns temporarily blind and does not see WI's post*

IWM - I know it doesn't sound like it, but I'm not really stressed about it...I think Fussy described it best when he said the fact that I hadn't come on was 'intriguing and a little bit exciting'.

soda - I shall be taking another test soon, if I still have not come on.

[Loulabelle]

Er....well....looks like I'm not going to be in here for a while... :p

[WildIrish]

Er....well....looks like I'm not going to be in here for a while... :p




:eek:

[Loulabelle]

VERY early days of course but..... :D

[WildIrish]

Damn!


I'm good! :D

[lizzardbits]

Er....well....looks like I'm not going to be in here for a while... :p
Really really really?!?!?!

OMG! :D:D:D:D:D

[Loulabelle]

Not quite believing it myself....and of course there's so much that can go wrong at this early stage, but rest assured I'm going to be doing my best to do EVERYTHING right and keep thinking positive thoughts and...well...WOW! :D

[WildIrish]

/me can't be the only one hoping for monthly boobie pictures from Loulabelle.


For research purposes of course. :D

[Steph]

/me takes Lou's shares of PMS/PMT this month!!! WOOT!

Er, I'm passing off to the lamp the second month.

[Lilith]

Auntie Lil???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[sodaklostsoul]

WOOHOO!!!!!!!! Congrats Mr & Mrs Fussypucker!!!!!!!!

[Loulabelle]

/me can't be the only one hoping for monthly boobie pictures from Loulabelle.


For research purposes of course. :D

LMAO - the way they feel right now, I'm pretty sure I'm 'carrying' in them, and not in the usual place!

[imaginewithme]

LMAO - the way they feel right now, I'm pretty sure I'm 'carrying' in them, and not in the usual place!
You've only just begun sweetie........... ;) I went from a C to a DD in no time! :eek: Felt like pure bricks hanging.... :rolleyes:

[WildIrish]

Snack boy is getting a boner.

[Loulabelle]

You've only just begun sweetie........... ;) I went from a C to a DD in no time! :eek: Felt like pure bricks hanging.... :rolleyes:


Oh to be a DD again.....I'm wondering how much bigger they can get, since I'm already an F!

[RandyGal]

Snack boy is getting a boner.



LMAO!!!!

Aside from other dorky comments from the likes of Snackboy (OMG LMAO)....congrats to you Loulabelle!!




.

[Loulabelle]

Thanks RandyGal! Can't wait to get the first doctor's appointment over and done with - maybe then it'll start to feel real.

[Lilith]

Lou I felt that way too. I felt better at 13 weeks when you can hear the heartbeat with doppler.

[Loulabelle]

OMG - it's all just so exciting!

I've totally hi-jacked this thread though.....I'd better be careful...since I've no longer got a ligitimate reason to hang around here, I might get banned from visiting people in the hut!

[WildIrish]

/me changes the sign on the door to read "The Hut...Temporary residence for women afflicted with The Curse. (And Loulabelle...even though she has a scone in the oven.)" :D

[osuche]

I'm due in here tomorrow...today I take out lovely Ms. Nuvaring. Let 'er rip! :p

(btw...congrats again, Lou...and you're welcome in here any time. Just don't gloat. :p )

[sodaklostsoul]

/me pops in to look for Steph...........hmmm maybe she ran off with the snack boy.

[Loulabelle]

(btw...congrats again, Lou...and you're welcome in here any time. Just don't gloat. :p )

Gloat? Oh you mean about the constant breast pain, general nausea, all the weird funny period pain type feelings that make you really paranoid?!

OK, I won't. :p

[Steph]

I was here, sdls! I can't even get excited about Snack Boy right now. I'm too *blah*

Oh, it just passed. Bring on Snack Boy!!

[flutelady]

Congratulations, Lou!! I remember how thrilled I was when I was expecting my first child. Enjoy every minute of this time, sweetie.


It's my last day in this place, I hope! Thank God for a man who doesn't mind taking care of his horny lady even when Auntie Flo is in town.

[Loulabelle]

Thanks flutelady! I'm thrilled and terrified and amazed and excited all rolled into one!

[WildIrish]

I was here, sdls! I can't even get excited about Snack Boy right now. I'm too *blah*

Oh, it just passed. Bring on Snack Boy!!


Care for something old...something new...something borrowed...something blue? :confused:




As in blueballs? ;)



Blueballs Ice Cream, of course. :D

[osuche]

'cum over here, snackboy. I have a sick husband who won't go near me, and I need some love. ;) The best solution in the world for cramps. :D

Oh, and I'll take some of that blueball stuff, too. ;)

[WildIrish]

He's a very sick man if he won't go near you!

Half the time Mrs. WI wants be because I'm so sick! ;)

[Aqua]

I don't have any blueball ice cream... but I do have some salty nuts if anyone's interested.

[Loulabelle]

Ooh Aqua! I've been told I should eat salty things to ward off sickness....as long as they're not peanuts, I should be alright.....

[imaginewithme]

hhmmm wonder why I'm so moody ....OHHHH cuz I'm here in this thread!!! :(

Got any more BLUEBALL icecream guys?

[flutelady]

I've been in the fucking hut for 16 days straight, so far. Sucks getting old!! :mad:

[sodaklostsoul]

Child gets to sleep at a friends house and I get the Hut!!!!!!

[Lilith]

I'm here and it seems I'll never get to leave.

[WildIrish]

Snackboy sits quietly in the corner, restocking the cart with funyons & fudgesicles.

[sodaklostsoul]

Hey snackboy.....I'll take one of each please!!

[Salacious]

Plops down in the comfy chair with my hot pack and puts my feet up! Ugh!

[osuche]

Due in here on Wednesday. Did I mention I am craving carbs and sugar?

[imaginewithme]

Stopping by to see when was the last time I visited this thread........ I sure don't feel so great. :( blah!

[Lilith]

*backs the Uhaul up to the door. I'm just moving in for good :D

[Aqua]

*cruises the hut carrying a tray of veggie snacks*

Can I get you anything Lil?

*whispers* psst, i have chocolate hidden in my boxers... ;)

[Lilith]

*munches on a carrot* "What's up Doc?"

:) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I see ;)

[Aqua]

Wanna guess what kind of doctor I am? ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[imaginewithme]

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/686.gifok???? Why haven't I been here yet????? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/686.gif

[lizzardbits]

could be a number of things, IWM. Hormonal imbalance caused birth control? breastfeeding? Stress? excessive weight loss/gain? sometimes eating soy products will cause disturbances....


SHHHHhhh


or it could be that your Lil Sweetie will have a lil sibling

[imaginewithme]

could be a number of things, IWM. Hormonal imbalance caused birth control? breastfeeding? Stress? excessive weight loss/gain? sometimes eating soy products will cause disturbances....


SHHHHhhh


or it could be that your Lil Sweetie will have a lil sibling
girlllllllll shut yo mouth! :eek: I only used the b/c for a month because it messed up her sleep pattern and I've been here to the hut since then, no weight gain or loss, no soy products...stress??? well, maybe.

Uggggg

[WildIrish]

/me gently leads Mrs. WI in to the hut and sets her down on the sofa next to the furry lamp. "Here's a chocolate shake and some funyuns to get you started, and I'll be around frequently to make sure you're doing ok. ya pain in the ass"


"What's that? I said I'll be around freqently to make sure you're doing ok. After that? Oh, I saw a grain of grass." :p

[Lilith]

/me helps Mrs. WI beat the hell out of Mr. WI

[Aqua]

/me thinks about helping WI by coming up behind Lil and wrapping my arms around her (and simultaneously grinding into her booty) and remembers that this is the hut and quickly abandons the idea while remaining as still as possible

[Lilith]

gives new meaning to the phrase "pulled back a stump" :o

[Aqua]

gives new meaning to the phrase "pulled back a stump" :o
:eek:

[Sharni]

LMAO^^^

[imaginewithme]

hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!

Never been so relieved to be here!!!!!!

[Neige]

I'm also here since yesterday!

[sodaklostsoul]

Last dam day, I hate it when it drags out!!

[WildIrish]

The swelling's gone down nicely! :D


Now what's this about pulling on a stump?

[Lilith]

Welcome me home please somebody. My sabatical is over.

[Aqua]

Me flips my switch up and down a few times in greeting. :p

[WildIrish]

Ooooh....the play is starting soon! :D

[Lilith]

I am choosing to celebrate what will most likely be my last appearance here. :cabbagep:

[WildIrish]

/me puts up a plaque honoring Lilith and her years of, um, attendance? :confused:

[imaginewithme]

Arrived here yesterday.........I feel like a teenager all over again being so relieved to be here!

[Salacious]

I think I'm in sync with IWM.

[Pita]

I feel like this :hair: and this :curse: and this :eew: and I REALLY want some of this :cake:

[imaginewithme]

I feel like this :hair: and this :curse: and this :eew: and I REALLY want some of this :cake:
hahahha too cute

[WildIrish]

I feel like this :hair: and this :curse: and this :eew: and I REALLY want some of this :cake:


All I have is some chocolate and some funyuns...served by a semiclad :irish: snackboy. Sorry.

[Fangtasia]

Yay for me being in here....Fucking NOT!!!

[WildIrish]

/snackboy changes his name to NOT

[osuche]

I'm in...actually I was here two days ago, but I was hiding out. :p

[WildIrish]

I'm in...actually I was here two days ago, but I was hiding out. :p


That explains the chipotle burrito wrapper stuffed into my thong.

[osuche]

That explains the chipotle burrito wrapper stuffed into my thong.


Come over here and let me see if I can fish that out for you.....with my teeth. :p ;)

[WildIrish]

Come over here and let me see if I can fish that out for you.....with my teeth. :p ;)



:yikes:



Well...the instructions do say "chew"! :roflmao:

[osuche]

Is that a burrito in your thong...or are you just happy to see me? ;) :hot:

[lizzardbits]

....yippee.... My depo shot has worn off and I am here after a year-plus break....YUCK!!!

new depo shot on thursday, and I shouldn't be back for a loooooooooooooooooooong time

[WildIrish]

Is that a burrito in your thong...or are you just happy to see me? ;) :hot:


You'll know for sure when you taste the sauce. :hot:

[Fangtasia]

new depo shot on thursday, and I shouldn't be back for a loooooooooooooooooooong time
I want me one of those!!!

[lizzardbits]

not having aunt Flo visit is nice, no gut aches and no mess and 98% effective against babymaking ---the weight gain, carb cravings, and zits suck big nasty donkey balls, though. eh, ya win some and ya loose some.

[Fangtasia]

the weight gain, carb cravings, and zits
......and the difference to now is?? :D:D:D

[lizzardbits]

LMAO!!! right ya are!

[wyndhy]

you save $$$ on tampoooons at least.
:D

[imaginewithme]

Ok....Mother Nature....I'm waiting patiently.....where are you???? PLEASE come visit soon....you should be here by now!!!!!!

[Lilith]

/me waves at you all through the window :wave:

[Pita]

Here I am!! I'm angry and need chocolate. I have no chocolate of course!!! :banghead:

[imaginewithme]

Here I am!! I'm angry and need chocolate. I have no chocolate of course!!! :banghead:
WHAT!?!??! You were three days after me last month!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

[imaginewithme]

hallelujah...
hallelujah...
hallelujah...
hallelujah...

[ShadowDancer]

My turn to join those in the HUT! Someone PUHLEEZE pass me some good dark chocolate...

[Lilith]

can I still have the snacks?

[lizzardbits]

Mistress Lil, you are ALWAYS welcome to have the snackboys...errr snacks!

[Lilith]

I'll have a Ho Ho and a Ding Dong please ;) Just for the sake of comparison.

[Sharni]

I shoulda been in here yesterday....but i was trying denial...didnt work

[osuche]

Make a spot for me too!

[Lilith]

Apparently I am one of the "lucky" ones.

/me plops down her bags and switches on the fuzzy lamp.


There better still be some Ben & Jerry's here or the snack boy is gonna get it.

[WildIrish]

Apparently I am one of the "lucky" ones.

/me plops down her bags and switches on the fuzzy lamp.


There better still be some Ben & Jerry's here or the snack boy is gonna get it.


Don't worry hon. I'm positive I've seen some ice cream around here.



Now where did I see that ice cream. *think, think, think*


Ah yes!






:lickme:

[mildy kinky cpl]

hey lilith & wildirish, i found the ice cream, hhmmmmm. yummy.

[Pita]

Here I am for another fun filled week in the HUT!! :rolleyes2

My back aches, my front aches, my head aches!! :rant:


My Sweetie did just leave to pick up some dinner which is a surprise. And I was informed to expect a warm oil message tonight. Sometimes the HUT does pay off. :lurv:

[CrystalBlue]

Did someone mention cheesecake? My fav...turtle cheesecake, not wait...kahlua & creme cheesecake...no wait...damn, stuck in a loop again.

[Pita]

Did someone mention cheesecake? My fav...turtle cheesecake, not wait...kahlua & creme cheesecake...no wait...damn, stuck in a loop again.


I say have one of each.

[Sharni]

*stomps on in*

Damn mongrel things!!

[Lilith]

Hands Sharni the Tim Tams on my way out the door.

[imaginewithme]

So I thought I'd come in and visit you all a little earlier than a months time. Hope that's ok!

[ShadowDancer]

I wont know for another couple of days whether I get to join you fine ladies in here or not....hubby may have given me a "souvenier" from our vacation last month...just gotta wait and see....hate the waiting part though!

[Loulabelle]

(((((SD)))))

I can relate to that....good luck and I hope it turns out the way you want it to.

[ShadowDancer]

damn damn damn! :tear: Here I am for the next couple of days. We were hoping I wouldn't have to visit the "HUT"...Hubby was kinda sad. I told him it just means we need MORE PRACTICE! :sex: :hump:

[ShadowDancer]

Well, ladies, I'm outta here for now....**packs up her bean bag, heating pad, and sneaks the chocolate out too**

[sodaklostsoul]

Anyone heard this yet?

http://www.badgirl1.com/PMS.htm

[Steph]

I love Dolly! Thanks, sdls!

[ShadowDancer]

Anyone heard this yet?

http://www.badgirl1.com/PMS.htm



OMG!! Hilarious!!... :rofl: :roflmao:

[Lilith]

Cute!

[flutelady]

That song is absolutely right! Looks like I've got a new theme song. I can SO relate, and I'll bet Denny would agree, even knowing the consequences of doing so, HA!

This time I've been in the hut for way over a month... so far.

[imaginewithme]

So I thought I'd come in and visit you all a little earlier than a months time. Hope that's ok!

ALRIGHT!!! WOOWHOO I like to come by earlier every month! :sad: :huh: :sad:

[Pita]

Here I am!!! :hair: :curse: The only thing that has help so far was that PMS song. Hilarious!!! :D Now I need some chocolate!! :wish:

[sodaklostsoul]

Would you believe a guy sent me that song.

/me gives Tess some M&M's.

[imaginewithme]

ALRIGHT!!! WOOWHOO I like to come by earlier every month! :sad: :huh: :sad:
Here I am....even earlier this month!

Just thought I'd drop in and have some chocolate with you girls

[Neige]

I am here too! I am eating chips like they are going out of style...

[Lilith]

/me peeps in the window and waves

[Steph]

I am here too! I am eating chips like they are going out of style...

That was me earlier this week.

I started this evening at work! Ugh! I almost always start in the morning. At least the worst of it will be on the weekend. I hate starting on Mondays.

[WildIrish]

Good thing I have a truck...I'm shopping for two now.

[osuche]

I'm in. Craving tostitos with lime and a nice hot bath...

[WildIrish]

I was damn close to buying Tostito's with Lime yesterday, but they weren't on sale.

I bought Funyons, Smartfood, Cheeseballs, Pretzels, Salt & Vinegar chips & fried plantain chips instead.

[sodaklostsoul]

I started Depo again so don't have a monthly but dang I'm still PMSing........ sheez I'm crabby today.

[WildIrish]

/me hands ^^^ a crabby patty :p

[sodaklostsoul]

Thanks WI.

Well I spoke too soon, I'm spotting. I never did before on Depo so I guess I'll wait and see how long it goes and comes. SUCKS!!!!!

[lizzardbits]

this last depo shot, I spotted for a month and a half.....i was pms-y for it too, so my favorite birthcontrol is yucky to me now....we'll see what others are out there.

Ugh I HATE LOATHE DISPISE SPIT UPON those five days of bleeding---yuck!

[Pita]

Save me a seat girls, because with this mood I'm in, my face breaking out like it's a connect the dots game, and my desperate craving for some dark chocolate means I will be in here very, very soon!!! :boohoo: :banghead: :eew: :hair: :rolleyes2

[sodaklostsoul]

this last depo shot, I spotted for a month and a half.....i was pms-y for it too, so my favorite birthcontrol is yucky to me now....we'll see what others are out there.

Ugh I HATE LOATHE DISPISE SPIT UPON those five days of bleeding---yuck!
Depo is sucking, still been spotting and the last 2 days have actually acted like a period. Gots to get another shot in the next 2-3 days and trying to decide if I should stick with it or chuck it. What good is the shot if I can't have more sex then I was before. It sure did'nt improve my moodiness. Course work right now won't improve it either.

[Lilith]

Somedays I miss this place.

[Steph]

Today marks the second month in a row (if not the third) that I've started my period in the evening. At work. Grrr. I almost always start in the morning & I much prefer that.

[Neige]

((((Lilith))))


I will be starting my period Thursday. In the afternoon. Do you know what I am going to be doing Thursday afternoon???

Seeing Lake again for the first time since the mid-term study break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hair: :hair: :hair:

:ranting:

[Loulabelle]

/me has been here for the last fortnight of course.....my spell of hut-free living is well and truly over!

[Steph]

((((Lilith))))


I will be starting my period Thursday. In the afternoon. Do you know what I am going to be doing Thursday afternoon???

Seeing Lake again for the first time since the mid-term study break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hair: :hair: :hair:

:ranting:

What is it about long-distance relationship reunions & the freaking Hut?!?!

[Loulabelle]

It's all part of the same rule which means a girl only gets lucky if she's wearing ugly undies and she's not shaved her legs.

[ShadowDancer]

I'm out of here for a while ladies...I'll catch up for a good LOOOOOOONG while in say, oh, about 6 or 7 months! :baby:

[Steph]

I'm out of here for a while ladies...I'll catch up for a good LOOOOOOONG while in say, oh, about 6 or 7 months! :baby:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!! :baby: :baby: :baby: :baby:

:loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe :loveshowe

[WildIrish]

It's all part of the same rule which means a girl only gets lucky if she's wearing ugly undies and she's not shaved her legs.




:confused: Didn't know such a thing existed.


And I don't mind the stubble...offers good traction when things get slippery. :D

[Steph]

It's all part of the same rule which means a girl only gets lucky if she's wearing ugly undies and she's not shaved her legs.


This is a truism, WI!

[Loulabelle]

I'm out of here for a while ladies...I'll catch up for a good LOOOOOOONG while in say, oh, about 6 or 7 months! :baby:

Yay for you ShadowDancer!!!!! I knew you said you were trying, so that's great news! I'm sitting here right now holding our two-week-old as I type this (don't worry, his back is to the screen - he's not being corrupted by Pixies just yet!)

[Neige]

Well I've been here since this morning... My period decided to make itself even more inconvenient by starting while I was on the plane!!!

:hair:

[lizzardbits]

*Lizz plops down on a comfy chair, grabs the nearest box of kleenix and sniffles*

I was hoping to be buying a PG test soon--not a damn box of tampons....

[Pita]

So, I went to the doctor today for my monthly visit because he put me on this high powered appetite suppressant. I mention that I know I have lost more weight than the scale showed but that I'm fixing to start tomorrow and am all bloated up. Soooooo he gives me a prescription for a diuretic. I don't think I have peed this much all month!!! :rolleyes2

[Lilith]

Well I was weepy and tearful over every nice thing that happened today. Apparently I would be visiting you ladies.

[ShadowDancer]

*Lizz plops down on a comfy chair, grabs the nearest box of kleenix and sniffles*

I was hoping to be buying a PG test soon--not a damn box of tampons....



**me sneaks in real quick** :doorpeek: ((((Hugs for Lizz)))) you'll get there soon enough. Don't stress about it and just keep practicing! :hump: It's how I got there myself...practice, practice, practice...

[Neige]

I've been here since yesterday... This month I was craving strawberry jam instead of vanilla icing. It seems to take less jam than it did icing to satisfy me (so far), maybe this is a good change...

[Lilith]

I spoke to soon I guess. :shrugs: They said little mini-periods were possible and I guess this explains why I have been a bawl-baby lately.

[Loulabelle]

I've been out of the hut for quite sometime now, and apparently I shouldn't be back here until I stop breastfeeding - that's enough to keep me doing it for a good few months!

[lizzardbits]

I breastfed my daughter until she was over a year, and I didn't have a period for that entire time.


~~ShadowDancer~~ Thanks Sweetie! :D:D:D

[Loulabelle]

*Lizz plops down on a comfy chair, grabs the nearest box of kleenix and sniffles*

I was hoping to be buying a PG test soon--not a damn box of tampons....

Make sure Mayhem drinks plenty of OJ and apparently eating walnuts is good for healthy sperm too.

Oh and my best getting preggers tip is don't attempt to 'make love' just because you're trying to conceive a child...fuck like animals in whatever sordid way is your personal pleasure - that's what worked for us! :D :D

[sodaklostsoul]

Good Luck Lizz.................just practice practice practice. :D



Well I did'nt go back the end of Nov. for my 2nd depo shot cause I just did'nt have the money, so now I've been spotting off and on. Still waiting for a monthly to come back full force. I did'nt like the way the shot made me feel although I did'nt have PMS with it. Tonight however I'm very cranky and very tired. I'm trying not to take Boog or kiddo's head off. Warned kiddo I'm cranky so she's trying to be good. don't see why she just could'nt answer the question I had to ask 6 times!!!!!!!

I gots that funky backache too. :(

Oh, and I wanna just sit in front of the fridge and eat.

[osuche]

Oh, and I wanna just sit in front of the fridge and eat.


I HATE that feeling...I've been having it for the past 2 days. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

Period ended last night but I'm very moody tonight and I just don't give a flying fuck!

[cavegirl]

Ok, so I have the worst PMT I've had in ages right now...I need to cry and shout and throw things, but I'm too tired to do any of it - and my OH is 200 miles away, so I can't cry on his shoulder. No chocolate in the house either...

Dammit.

[mara]

Hi cavegirl, sorry to meet you under such circumstances. You have my sympathy...

No chocolate? :eek: OMG! I'd be going berserk too. What about trying a quick walk? It may help with the mood...

mara

[cavegirl]

hey mara :)

I did the walk thing this afternoon, the fresh air really helped me out - cleared my head a bit. I just lit a lavender candle and will go get a warm bath in a bit and have a good cry, lol.

hope you're ok too :)

((hugs for you))

[mara]

Sounds like a plan, cavegirl. There's nothing like a bath with candles, is there? (Well, I can think of a few things...)

Hope you have a nice afternoon!

Oh, and yes, I am just fine.

Hugs back to you, dear.

mara

[wyndhy]

i should be hut bound and day, hour or minute now...er, at least i hope i will. :p
i'll bring some chocolate. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

i should be hut bound and day, hour or minute now...er, at least i hope i will. :p
i'll bring some chocolate. :D
If not I'll bring you the pre nat vitimans. :)

[wyndhy]

:roflmao:
and a baby leash, :D

[sodaklostsoul]

:roflmao:
and a baby leash, :D
In blue or pink. :tongue:

[cavegirl]

*holds hand up*

please can I have my chocolate now? and some extra strong painkillers? and a hot water bottle?

:(

[wyndhy]

In blue or pink. :tongue:
neither. :p

[sodaklostsoul]

neither. :p
We could get BigBad a nice pretty green leash. *snicker*

[wyndhy]

ooo...he'd like that

[Loulabelle]

*sneaks in for a quick visit although not officially in the hut*

Oh ladies reading your suffering makes me dread eventually coming back into the hut. I wish I could keep breastfeeding for ever then I wouldn't have to come back here!

[Neige]

Ok seriously - do men have a sensor that tells them when the worst time of the month comes around so that they can announce the most horrible things to you????????????????????? I am starting to dread having my period not because of its side effects but because of Lake somehow choosing that day to be dramatic!!!!!

Yes, I have been here since last night.

[Loulabelle]

(((((((((((Neige)))))))))))

I hope it wasn't REALLY bad.

He needs to get your hut dates into his calendar!

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

Better late than never, I am here to join the Hut.

Started ths morning just after I got up.

My boobs are heavy, I'm grumpy, but horny, and hungover.

Not feeling clever.

Grr.

[Loulabelle]

Boooooooo! After 12 months of being 'hut-free' I'm back! :(

Was hoping to be one of those lucky ones who doesn't come in here until I stop breastfeeding but alas no. It hurts, it's depressing, and it happened while I was at my in-laws' house with nothing with me. F***ing typical.

[ReaperWoman]

*hands Lou the chocolate*

I wish we hadn't got rid of the bath in favour of a shower... :boohoo:

[Loulabelle]

Oh no! You can come and use ours ReaperWoman - we're on our way out shopping later - I'll pick up some nice Lush bubble bar for you...

[ReaperWoman]

Just give me a few hours and I'm there.
I've got a really cosy blanket and a hot water bottle waiting for me at home, but I stupidly volunteered myself to be in college today. I forgot my Paracetamol too...

I'm moaning, and whining, and I don't care :p

[WildIrish]

If it helps, you can use my shower too. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

So once again I have the day off with Boog and no child around and over the weekend the damn period starts. I swear it knows when I wanna spend quality time with Boog!!!!

[osuche]

/me pulls up a chair and gets comfortable. Water weight gain is the bane of my existance!

[Lilith]

I got this in an email today :D

AN OPEN LETTER TO
MR. JAMES THATCHER,
BRAND MANAGER,
PROCTER & GAMBLE.

February 6, 2007


Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core(tm) or
Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my panties.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the
curse"? I 'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?

As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought G rey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period."

Are you freakin' kidding me?

What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness-actual smiling, laughing happiness-is possible during a
menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable?
Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl,
there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack < BR>yourself up on Motrin and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. Pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? Or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere.

Best,

Wendi Aarons
Austin, TX

[sodaklostsoul]

Vehicular Manslaughter is wrong. :roflmao:

[Eastern]

OMG That is soo true and so funny

[cavegirl]

Oh, that made me laugh out loud, Lil.

Am really suffering with being on the blob this month and that is just brilliant - made my day!

[Loulabelle]

I think I'm experiencing PMS for the first time ever.

Usually, I get pains etc during my period, but I'm due on in about a week or so, and just want to rip heads off.....people, animals, inanimate objects...don't care.....just let me KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cavegirl]

((Lou)) I totally sympathise - I get the worst PMS ever, headaches, being moody, irritable, feeling like I've got two nuclear warheads stuffed down my top instead of my boobs...the list goes on...

Chocolate, lavender baths and lots of cuddles usually helps...

Hope you're feeling better soon, pet

((hugs))
cavey
xx

[sodaklostsoul]

Periods SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lilith]

Not having them can suck too :(

[Miss-Honey-Bee]

I'm so glad the hut is still here!

Pity I didn't remember a few weeks ago!

I changed contraceptive pill recently, so my visits to the hut will be limited, and very strictly regulated.

On the down side, I've gone up 2 cup sizes, and feel like I'm carrying footballs made of lead in my bra. I look so out of proportion, I want to just cry! *looks at pill packet* ah yes, I'm due next week. Effing wonderful.

[sodaklostsoul]

I've got the blahs. I'm overly tired when I should'nt be and craving different things to eat. Only problem is my period will either come in 2 days or wait a week. I don't feel like doing a damn thing. Employers should allow time off for monthly crap.

[sodaklostsoul]

Least it waited until I got home from PIP.

[maddy]

Oh, I was trying to find this thread last week, but gave up. My patience level was not high with all I had going on and a couple of day early HUT visit as well.... alas, I'm done again for another three months.

[LixyChick]

I failed to mention that I ran right into the hut just two days after I broke my arm!

Man o Man that sucked donkey dick!

But I'm feeling much better now. Please pass the chocolate!

[Lilith]

/me blows you all kisses through the window

[sodaklostsoul]

Anyone got any chocolate cake?!?!?!

[sodaklostsoul]

*sigh*

Kiddo has joined the ranks, just 2 months shy of her 11th birthday.

[sodaklostsoul]

Kiddo gets done and then mine shows up......................poor Boog, he's out numbered.

[wyndhy]

harrumph! here so soon. :(

[osuche]

((((soda)))) - I started mine at 9. It sucks. I wasn't regular when I started, either...I hope your daughter is. :)

I skipped mine this month - it was scheduled when I was in India, and I couldn't deal with that on top of sickness, no flush toilets, few showers, and lack of good disposal mechanisms. Bleh. Nuvaring at least gives me the option to skip.

[sodaklostsoul]

Thanks osuche......we'll wait and see when the next one hits. I'm showing her how to track then on a calendar cause mine after I had her never became regular in a regular way that is.

Now I need to take her bra shopping, she wants to get out of the sport bras.

[ShadowDancer]

regular? they're supposed to be regular?? Last time mine were regular was when I very first started taking "the pill" in HS...now they're any where from 2 wks early to 2 wks late!

[lizzardbits]

I *think* that I am about done from the 4-6week long HUT visit from after giving birth to Baby Mayhem--he turns 4 weeks on Saturday. I had been really liking the 42 week break from it when I was preggers, so hopefully since I am exclusively breastfeeding (we don't even own any bottles) I won't be back here for a long long time again. I simply loathe bleeding!

Soda--hugs to you and kiddo--uffda! she's growing up quick! I was a late bloomer and didn't get mine until 2 weeks after I turned 16!

[Neige]

I'm in. Yippee, yahoo.