The HUT~ No boys allowed!

[Lilith]

I'd like some chocolate with some pumpkin seeds on the side. Oh! And a hot water bottle.

[wyndhy]

chocolate covered pumpkin seeds sound really good and i'm not even in the hut. i think you should make some and send me a few for testing.

[osuche]

I have one day left....which is good because I am running out of tampons and I forgot to buy more.

I *did* however, manage to order Dove Cookies online (via home delivery grocery store) ~~ and they are divine. Want one, anyone?

[flutelady]

Dove makes cookies?? That would be perfect today (one day left for me, too)

[osuche]

/me hands flutelady a cookie

[Lilith]

I think I need to take a dot day :spin:

[Steph]

I think I took one! I ate like a pig (or WI, same diff) & slept all evening!

[LixyChick]

*schooches in and plops on the red rug*

Red Rug :eek: Since when do we have a red rug in here?

Geezzzzz, this gets tougher every month!

[Lilith]

I'm almost to the being human part again.

[nikki1979]

i just wish id have one (i know im crazy) but its been 7 months since my last "visit" . docs put me on pills to make it happen next week so i shud be one lucky (dripping with sarcasim) duck next week with the mother of all periods!!! im NOT looking forward to playin catch up !

[Steph]

Wow, nikki! That happened to a woman I used to work with . . . she did end up with the mother of all periods, too. We'll give you most of the supplies in the hut!!! (((((((nikki))))))

[nikki1979]

((((((((((((steph))))))))))))))) TY lol then hubby is coming back from TDY this weekend , hes pissed off i didnt put off takin the meds so we cud have loads of sex before hes off again on a another TDY next week!!!!! now tell me , is that really what u need to tell ur wife while shes PMSing 7months worth at one time?!?!?!?!

[Steph]

:rofl: Dude's got a death wish, no question!!! I'm sure you'll school him. :D

[Callie691]

*slowly enters from the back and asks if it is ok to "visit" (i'm pregnant, but dont worry i'll be here for about a month ... in about a month.) Was just reading and am curious... Do you know what caused you to not have periods for seven months?

[Steph]

Yeah sure, Callie, you can visit.

But first . . .




I have to ask . . .






Where are your snacks?!?!?!?

[Callie691]

*hands over the largest bag of crunchy cheetos you've ever seen.... EMPTY!!* Sorry, got hungry, but i still have two packages of double stuffed oreos. "who wants some ?"

[Lilith]

If you split them apart and give me the cookie only side then you'd have quadruple stuffs :D

I prefer my Oreo's creamless :D

[Steph]

I would have assumed Pixies women preferred cream. :D

[nikki1979]

*slowly enters from the back and asks if it is ok to "visit" (i'm pregnant, but dont worry i'll be here for about a month ... in about a month.) Was just reading and am curious... Do you know what caused you to not have periods for seven months?


Yup i know , ive got PCOS (poly cystic ovarian syndrome) and along with not ovulating i have testosterone thats almost higher than a mans!!! there are other things that i got that go along but those are the major two combos that make it to where ive gone a whopping 7 moths , the doc had to put me on meds to get this one going , the only good side effect of this bull shit is ive got a sex drive thats outta the world!!! LMAO!!!

[nikki1979]

oh and whoevers hiding the snackies had better fess up, ive called in the search dogs they shud be here any minute!!! LMAO!!! seriously tho i NEED something salty and something sweet, inthat order. i just pigged out on a indian dinner (OMG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) and now when that settles ill have to raid and see what salty stuff i got, prob hit the cheddar onion crisps ( againMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) dear god my diet is OVER not just blown but OVER im gonna have to restart it when i stop cramping LOL i figure if i gotta bleed like a stuck freakin pig i might as well eat what i want!!! SCREW IT!!

[Steph]

LOLOL Nikki . . . I know I shouldn't laugh at your misery but I'm eating enough for an army right now so I know how you feel. :D

[Lilith]

NEXT!!!!! :D

I'm escaping.

[WildIrish]

Next? That would be Mrs. WI. Sex last night...woke up in the hut. Thanks for keeping her seat warm!

Now, about warming your seat. :hot:

[Winston77]

oh and whoevers hiding the snackies had better fess up, ive called in the search dogs they shud be here any minute!!! LMAO!!! seriously tho i NEED something salty and something sweet, inthat order. i just pigged out on a indian dinner (OMG MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) and now when that settles ill have to raid and see what salty stuff i got, prob hit the cheddar onion crisps ( againMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM) dear god my diet is OVER not just blown but OVER im gonna have to restart it when i stop cramping LOL i figure if i gotta bleed like a stuck freakin pig i might as well eat what i want!!! SCREW IT!!
Here you go ladies

[Steph]

I can't open the snacks attachment!!! :bang:

I have now entered day two of PMS. :line:

[Winston77]

some more for the salt lovers

[nikki1979]

ok thatll get me thru thanks winston!! ugh im hating this , i can handle the cravings but not the cramps!!! its literally draining me and my poor daughter has had her head snapped off three or four times already today and its only just now half over!!! dear god i feel bad for ppl around me !

~nikki

[lonelyarmywife]

count me in for the stupid hut. PMS ownz. Fucking everything is making me cry.

I can't wait until this week is over so i can shove my weepy, pussyass PMS alterego back in the fucking closet for a month.

[Steph]

PMS ownz. Best.sentence.ever.

[Steph]

*clutches her throbbing ovaries and huddles in a corner*

[maddy]

this has reminded me that I managed to pack away my BC pills ... good thing I'm not at risk for pregnancy.

[Steph]

Are they at the bottom of a box somewhere, maddy? It reminds me of sdls finding her phone charger quite a while after she moved . . . why did it remind me of that? No clue, really.

[maddy]

actually i know right where they are... just that they are at the condo already ... oh well...I'll just have to deal with that later hehehe

[Steph]

Just be careful if you have a visit from WI :D

[Lilith]

Just be careful if you have a visit from WI :D

there's no need to fear :D

[Steph]

I was talking about birth control, not mace! :eek:

[Lilith]

better bring the mace ;)

[Steph]

Find me a Pixie lady who would use mace on him! Find her!!!

[Lilith]

I would use mace (http://www.wind-borne.com/Photos/Windward%20Islands/A%20nice%20ripe%20nutmeg%20with%20bright%20red%20mace.JPG) on him. Not that he doesn't smell good enough to eat already, I'm sure;):D

[BIBI]

OK I am hot flashing....Menopause is not for sissies.

Bring on the man slave with the fan....please!!!

[maddy]

I wasn't planning a trip in here today, I guess this is what happens when you don't take the pill for 6 days in a row. Good thing I knew exactly where all the appropriate needs were packed this morning.

[Steph]

I was wondering why you were back here *grumbles about maddy not having to enter the hut every month* :D

Why is the flow so heavy when my period comes out of nowhere?

[WildIrish]

Why is the flow so heavy when my period comes out of nowhere?


:confused:






So THAT'S where it comes out of! Boy, was I wrong! :jester:

[Steph]

Oh :jester: I'm going to put you nowhere if you keep making fun of a woman on her period! Haven't you been married long enough to know you're playing with fire?!?!?

[WildIrish]

:yikes:


/me runs home to his insane but not usually violent spouse!

[Steph]

/me :telephone Mrs. WI for back up!

[WildIrish]

I'm sorry. That was out of line.


Can I make it up to you with a massage?

[Steph]

It's blowjob week not backdoor week! Ah, forget it. I accept, I'm flexible!

[Aqua]

It's blowjob week not backdoor week! Ah, forget it. I accept, I'm flexible!
*The lamp from the corner is suddenly right behind Steph*
Did somebody say backdoor?

[Steph]

Hey!! Are there any women in here?

Is it just me, or did the lamp's on/off switch just get bigger?

[WildIrish]

A common running theme in the hut is the craving for chocolate. Though I don't understand why that's the case is so many women, I do at least acknowledge it's existance...and am willing to run out and fetch some for those who need it.

[Steph]

You're a chocoholic, too. Why you gotta be judgin'?

[WildIrish]

I do like chocolate sometimes, but am by no means a chocololic. And I'd never judge. I've got way too many things that I could be judged on for those wishing to do so!

[maddy]

I'm here! And OMG is that a handful of M&M's? *melts*

[WildIrish]

I'm sure it's purely coincidence that they're all green.

*whistles innocently*

[maddy]

Odd! I always thought you were supposed to only eat the green ones and just give the others away by way of the candy dish.

[Steph]

What about that lamp switch? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

[maddy]

Sorry, I was distracted with the chocolate! Indeed, I did notice lamp switch seems to have grown on various occassions.

[Steph]

Yep, the chocolate definitely distracted me, too. What does that say about chocoholism?

[sodaklostsoul]

Grrrrrr give me chocolate or give me death!!

Anyone got any Midol?

Why does that lamp have a long switch?

[wyndhy]

..

[Steph]

Judging from the tears during sappy commercials and near-OD of carbs, I'll be camping out here soon.

[sodaklostsoul]

..
/me hands wyndhy somthing to catch that drip.

[wyndhy]

^^^

Lmao!!!

[WildIrish]

Hi everyone!

I'm just gonna take a quick run around and light some candles.

[wyndhy]

hey, wi! can i flick your bic?

[WildIrish]

hey, wi! can i flick your bic?


OMG...I just got the dirtiest mental picture! Thanks! :D

[sodaklostsoul]

LMAO......wait what am I doing in here...I'm not scheduled yet!!!

[BIBI]

Told ya soda that WI was in here lighting candles with your lighter ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Ya the sneak.....thanks BIBI!!

[WildIrish]

Man!

Some of these wicks are burning fast!! :yikes:

[wyndhy]

day three. ...

*sniff* eeeewwww. is that burnt hair i smell?

[Steph]

Told ya soda that WI was in here lighting candles with your lighter ;)

Awesome connection, BIBI!

Speaking of connections . . . I'm going to have to play around with that lamp. Something seems a bit loose . . .

[Aqua]

Awesome connection, BIBI!

Speaking of connections . . . I'm going to have to play around with that lamp. Something seems a bit loose . . .
/me stands as rigid and lamplike as possible

[Steph]

/me stands as rigid and lamplike as possible

Is willing to negotiate if more than the posture is rigid . . .

You know how high the sex drive is right before Aunt Flo visits! I'm just sayin'! Negotiatin' even!

[Aqua]

Well, you know how the tip can look 'lampshadish' when flared out and standing at attention...

Well, I'm trying to look as lampish as possible.

jus' sayin'...

:o

[BIBI]

Awesome connection, BIBI!

Speaking of connections . . . I'm going to have to play around with that lamp. Something seems a bit loose . . .

Just pull on the wire...that will tighten it up and turn it on at the same time! :rofl:

[Steph]

Just pull on the wire...that will tighten it up and turn it on at the same time! :rofl:

Mmmmmmm . . . . tight!

[Aqua]

Mmmmmmm . . . . tight!
Tight like this...?

[Pita]

:corn: I really need to come in here more often.

[WildIrish]

Tight like this...?



EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!

[Aqua]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!
Shut up and eat your popcorn. :corn:

:p

[WildIrish]

Shut up and eat your popcorn. :corn:

:p


Oh no you don't! You're gonna do the popcorn trick on me! And then all these lovely Pixie ladies are gonna beat me up for having my way with you and leaving them with nuthin!

[Aqua]

Oh no you don't! You're gonna do the popcorn trick on me! And then all these lovely Pixie ladies are gonna beat me up for having my way with you and leaving them with nuthin!
Hey, you wanna chill? You're gonna blow my cover... they think I'm a lamp. ;)

Of course they just might assume you're drunk, standing in the corner eating popcorn and groping a lamp. :rofl:

[Pita]

Hey, you wanna chill? You're gonna blow my cover... they think I'm a lamp. ;)

Of course they just might assume you're drunk, standing in the corner eating popcorn and groping a lamp. :rofl:


Grope a little faster would you? :hot:

[Scarecrow]

Why are WI and Aqua in the top ten posters to this thread? :rofl: :devilish:

[wyndhy]

i've never seen a lamp that made me want to lick it before :confused:......nah...better not. electricity+saliva=bad idea

:p

[WildIrish]

You're gonna blow my cover




You mean you're shade.

Oh my how this has deteriorated!

[WildIrish]

Why are WI and Aqua in the top ten posters to this thread? :rofl: :devilish:



It's ok...we're not boys. We're MEN!

/me breaks into song!


Now that we're men, we can do anything
Now that we're men, we are invincible
Now that we're men, we'll go to shell city
Get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs
Now that we're men, we have facial hair
Now that we're men, I change my underwear
Now that we're men, we got a manly flair
We got the stuff, we're tough enough to save the day
We never had a chance when we were kids, no no no
But take a look at what we've already did, ha ha ha

Now that they're men, we can't bother them
Now that they're men, they have become our friends
Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown
They'll pass the test
And finish the quest
They'll pass the test, and finish the quest for the crown


:jump: We're MEN!!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

[Steph]

Hey, you wanna chill? You're gonna blow my cover... they think I'm a lamp. ;)

Of course they just might assume you're drunk, standing in the corner eating popcorn and groping a lamp. :rofl:

ROFLMAO The imagery!

Oh . . . and the tight image . . . :faint: :lurv:

[BIBI]

:corn: I really need to come in here more often.


I need to stay away......

[Steph]

I need to stay away......

Isn't Oct. 18th your day? :D

Menopause vs Menstruation? Pros, cons?

[BIBI]

Isn't Oct. 18th your day? :D

Menopause vs Menstruation? Pros, cons?

I am not going to discuss this and spoil your surprise in the years to come!

[Steph]

I am not going to discuss this and spoil your surprise in the years to come!

Come on! I know the hot flashes suck. Can you give me one good thing about it?

[BIBI]

So far.....nothing to report

[Steph]

The lack of periods would be a nice change, I guess.

[Pita]

I find myself thinking more and more about menopause. I am going to be really pissed if I lose my sex drive. Not to mention I don't like to be HOT!! :mad:

I do agree that no periods would be wonderful. When my mom had her last kid, which was her third C-section and all they allowed back then, they took out her uterus. She has her overies so no hormone problems. Just the bliss of no periods for the last 35 years.

[Aqua]

Well at last... I can add something useful to this thread. My wife is perio-menopausal and is hot all the time and has hardly any sex drive to think of. :( We do have sex but it's never something she is instigating.

[Pita]

Well at last... I can add something useful to this thread. My wife is perio-menopausal and is hot all the time and has hardly any sex drive to think of. :( We do have sex but it's never something she is instigating.


Aqua how was her sex drive before it started? And is she looking into ways to improve it? I will be very leery of hormone replacement therapy, but might have to consider it.

[Steph]

When my mom had her last kid, which was her third C-section and all they allowed back then, they took out her uterus.

I didn't know there was a C-section limit! Interesting.

[Pita]

I didn't know there was a C-section limit! Interesting.


Not only that, but because she had me first by C-section they did the next two by C-section also. Without even seeing if she could have them natural to start with.

[Aqua]

Aqua how was her sex drive before it started? And is she looking into ways to improve it? I will be very leery of hormone replacement therapy, but might have to consider it.
It was pretty high. :boink: She is looking for improvement, but isn't willing to do hormone therapy and she hasn't found anything that really works so far. The good news is, once we get started she gets into it and enjoys herself. ;)

[Pita]

It was pretty high. :boink: She is looking for improvement, but isn't willing to do hormone therapy and she hasn't found anything that really works so far. The good news is, once we get started she gets into it and enjoys herself. ;)


Thanks, I hope she finds something that works for her. I have heard of so many women losing all interest in sex. So sad for them and their S/O. :(

[wyndhy]

Not only that, but because she had me first by C-section they did the next two by C-section also. Without even seeing if she could have them natural to start with.
the way they used to make the incision was the key factor there, i think. it used to be the cut that went vertically up the belly...huge slice. any strain on the scar tissue may have proved fatal to mommy and child during labor.

even the new bikini cuts they do rule out any helpful meds during labor like pitosin...at least it did in my case

[Pita]

the way they used to make the incision was the key factor there, i think. it used to be the cut that went vertically up the belly...huge slice. any strain on the scar tissue may have proved fatal to mommy and child during labor.

even the new bikini cuts they do rule out any helpful meds during labor like pitosin...at least it did in my case


Oh, her scar is horrible. With me and my sister they cut in the same spot. For some dumbass reason they made a whole new scar with my brother. :rolleyes2

[Fangtasia]

Well mine are being all weird *LOL*every 2-3 weeks....2 days of heavy...and i do mean heavy....then the stop completely for a day then they come back just light enough to be a pain...then they stop again

I think i may need a trip back to the fanny mechanic or the doc for some testing

[wyndhy]

Oh, her scar is horrible. With me and my sister they cut in the same spot. For some dumbass reason they made a whole new scar with my brother. :rolleyes2
my two were not in same exact spot but pretty damn close. they said if i was dumb enough to get preggers again and ignore their warnings, they'd have to make the incision about an inch up from the second one. i guess if you slice through muscle enough times in the same spot the scar tissue doesn't grow right.

who knows? either way, we're trying our damndest to be good patients and use protection. :p:D

[BIBI]

The lack of periods would be a nice change, I guess.

I wouldn't know......yet!!! :hair:

[Steph]

I wouldn't know......yet!!! :hair:

I feared you would say that. :eek:

[Steph]

*camps out*

I've got chocolate cake if anyone wants to hang out!

I'm still in shock that I started now and not on Monday when I start my new job!

[BIBI]

Everyone here that I know has their furnace on..................




I don't and I think I should rent myself out as a heater this winter.

Steph...share the cake will you? I don't need an excuse to eat chocolate cake :)

[Steph]

Not only is it chocolate, it's truffle, too! Surely that's worth the drive from Steeltown! Also, you can listen to me whine about cramps in person!

[BIBI]

Not only is it chocolate, it's truffle, too! Surely that's worth the drive from Steeltown! Also, you can listen to me whine about cramps in person!

I'll pass thanks.....I have heard my share of whining thanks ;)

[Steph]

Cramps are gone! No more whining! Come for the cake, stay for the entertainment value of the 'hood on a Saturday night!








Apparently, a soon-to-be-naked WI will be here, too.

[Callie691]

*Walks proudly in with large bag of unknown goodies and plops down with everyone*

just came by to annouce i will be allowed in for the next four weeks approx. Just had my second son less than two weeks ago. he is 13 days old today. he was born on oct. 5th 8lbs 3oz 20 1/2in.long

who want glazed donut holes ? or glazed chocolate donuts? three musketeers bar? <<-- have several...also have cheetos and kc mp bbq chips

[wyndhy]

great news (((callie)))! congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Callie691]

thank you. sorry took so long to annonce but been busy getting used to new baby, healing, catching up on sleep, lookingat/buying a new house(hope to close before december), going to dr. appts. just now getting back to my old self... and my olod size.

i am finally smaller but i stilll have the weight, which is confusing. :thinking:

[WildIrish]

Congrats on your bundle of joy! I'm glad you and the baby are happy and healthy.

/me reaches over and tugs on the light switch so we can check out the goodies in callie's bag!

[Pita]

Congrats Callie on your baby! That is wonderful.:)

I would love to stay and see what's in the bag, but Steph has chocolate cake and well it would be wrong to watch her gorge herself on it all alone.

Get the fork I am on my way!! :line:

[Steph]

Congratulations, Callie! :line:

I'm almost ready to leave the hut, Tess. I'll leave the chocolate truffle cake behind!

[wyndhy]

/me reaches over and tugs on the light switch so we can check out the goodies in callie's bag!
it's about damn time you fiddled with that lamp. :D

[Aqua]

OMG... I think Matt and Nick were pseudonyms for Aqua and WI. :yikes:

[wyndhy]

lol..my first story and i wasn't even a pixie yet! :p but now...*mumbles incoherently*

:o:o

[WildIrish]

OMG... I think Matt and Nick were pseudonyms for Aqua and WI. :yikes:


Now I have to go back and reread...uh........I mean seek out...wyndhy's story about a gentleman that wants to explore his same sex urges by calling a male escort, and figure out which one is me. :D

[wyndhy]

uh....just out of curiosity...curiosity driven solely by my...uh.... scientific and...er... investigative...um....urges...which one were you? this is totally for research purposes only...i swear


:rofl:

j/k you don't need to answer that. :D

[WildIrish]

uh....just out of curiosity...curiosity driven solely by my...uh.... scientific and...er... investigative...um....urges...which one were you? this is totally for research purposes only...i swear


:rofl:

j/k you don't need to answer that. :D


Whichever one you need me to be! :hot:

[Callie691]

Well thank you everyone. I am enjoying my time with the little one. But PPD is kicking in. Any pointers on how to deal with it?

[BIBI]

[QUOTE=Callie691]Well thank you everyone. I am enjoying my time with the little one. But PPD is kicking in. Any pointers on how to deal with it?[/QUOT


If your feeling more than just a couple of days of the blues, take yourself to the doctor ASAP.

[Lilith]

PMS Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns a beautiful blue-green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

[wyndhy]

LMFAO :grin::grin:

[Lilith]

I got that in an email and knew it would be appreciated in here :p

[wyndhy]

my sides hurt...i so didn't see that punch line coming

[Steph]

Awesome joke!

[sodaklostsoul]

LOL^^^


BTW...where is that light switch..I can't find my chair.

[Steph]

Runs to stroke, er turn on the light for sdls & goes to the fridge for snacks for her.

[BIBI]

LOL^^^


BTW...where is that light switch..I can't find my chair.


Why don't your ask our "Honorary Woman" WI where your chair went to? :wine:

[sodaklostsoul]

Geez!!!!!! First he steals my lighter and now my chair!!!!! Grrr!!!!!

Steph....what did you do to that lamp, it's spruting white creamy stuff!!! :D

[Steph]

Geez!!!!!! First he steals my lighter and now my chair!!!!! Grrr!!!!!

Steph....what did you do to that lamp, it's spruting white creamy stuff!!! :D


LOLOL

SDLS, I thought you were one of my best friends! Surely you know I have no skill when it comes to electric/mechanical things!

[WildIrish]

I'm innocent...Innocent, I tell ya! Taking stuff from another thread and using it in here (like your lighter) is one thing, but I'd NEVER steal the chair of a person in the hut! I'm way too polite (and smart) for that! :D


/me gives up his seat and holds onto the pole.

[sodaklostsoul]

/me grabs some :corn: and a fist full of $1's and sits down to wait for WI to pole dance.


:boobs:

[WildIrish]

/me grabs a fist full of pole and begins to dance around the singles...and the marrieds too! :hot:

[osuche]

I'm headed here is a couple of days. Right now I'm carb and protein loading....have had a HUGE craving for beans. :yikes:

This is new to me.....but I tend to listen to what my body wants, knowing I'm likely missing *some* nutrient. But beans?!? :yikes:

[Steph]

Dance, skinny white boy, dance!


I crave beans once in a blue moon, too, osuche. It's a weird thing to crave but you're not alone!

[WildIrish]

/me vacates the hut while the beans are, uh, settling. :D

[LixyChick]

ROFLMFAO@Lil and her mood ring! OMG...that is so funny and I've got to borrow it!

Hut bound myself soon. I've finally got the knack of recognizing when I am PMS'ing. Least I did this month anyway. I'm trying to be good with the carb cravings...arrgggggggg!

I WANT MASHED POTATOES AND GRAVY AT 7:46am! Maybe I'll go get some chili. Seems I have a sudden craving for beans too! LOL!

[osuche]

The beans have had no impact, WI......my body gobbled em up and put them to good use.


Had a bit of nookie last night and it *hurt* ~~ damn I hate this pre-hut tenderness.


Now I want pizza and chocolate cake, not necessarily in that order. :D

[sodaklostsoul]

I'll share my chocolate chip cookies!!! I made them with splenda cause we was out of sugar and ya can't tell the difference.

[osuche]

MMMMMMMM......

Thanks, SDLS :x:

[Pita]

*Plops down with a huge sigh* Where is that infiltrator with the green M & M's and how much would it cost me to get someone to rub my poor aching lower back? :(

[Callie691]

i would rub you back but my own hurts from months of carrying 40+ pounds of baby and fluid. BUt i do have chocolate if anyone wants some.

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm outta here tomarrow.......I'll leave the cookies!

[Aqua]

/me doesn't think his lamp charade is working and tries pretending he is a couch cushion

[wyndhy]

hi everyone.. sorry i'm early.
oh, aqua :rolleyes2 stop trying to pretend you're a cushion...no one's buyin it. if there was ever a cushion that hairy it went out of style in the 60's.

[Lilith]

*hands wyndhy the duct tape to de-fuzz the cushion :D

[wyndhy]

you are so twisted.

[osuche]

Hopefully out of the Hut tomorrow.....<sigh> Until then....I am eating chocolate chips ~~ the remaining ones that didn't land in the cookies.

[Steph]

*hands wyndhy the duct tape to de-fuzz the cushion :D

Red Green doesn't have enough duct tape for that de-fuzzing. And let's face it, a sexy Wookie in the hut can only help us through our pain!

I think I'm ovulating. I'm thinking of dating a potato farmer on the side which is usually a good indication.

[WildIrish]

/me enters the hut carrying Mrs. WI over his shoulder, fireman style.

He heads straight for the couch and puts her on the bald cushion, & heads off to find her some chocolate ice cream wondering why she's wiggling back & forth like that.

[Lilith]

Hello my friends and country women..... surprise!!!! Drive by menstruation....

[Aqua]

hi everyone.. sorry i'm early.
oh, aqua :rolleyes2 stop trying to pretend you're a cushion...no one's buyin it. if there was ever a cushion that hairy it went out of style in the 60's.
Damn, you ladies are good!

*hands wyndhy the duct tape to de-fuzz the cushion
:yikes:

[sodaklostsoul]

Now I remember why I don't like surprises!!

[wrestlemark]

:eek: i'm tired of rubbin feet and lower bellys an....... :D :rolleyes2 oh what the hell i wasn't invited any way......anything else ladies ?????? :love:






:ahole: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<THATS ME !!!! :sex:

[wyndhy]

:D i like the humpus room better.......

me, too. :p:D

[BIBI]

Here Ladies,

What's your pleasure? :)

[WildIrish]

Here Ladies,

What's your pleasure? :)



Pick carefully...you wouldn't want to get the wrong one. ;)

[sodaklostsoul]

Well that one in the lower right corner looks mighty good to me!!!

[Fangtasia]

*stomps into the hut chomping on chocolate*

[maddy]

Well, I was supposed to visit the hut this week.... hmmmm!

[sodaklostsoul]

I'll save your place Maddy.

[maddy]

Never fail... I'm flying on in today... should be a brief stay.

[imaginewithme]

Well, hell!!

I sure didn't plan on being in here any freakin' time soon....
and after such a long time away I sure don't remember feeling this crappy

DAMNIT!

[maddy]

I cant remember feeling this crappy in a long time either :( The cramps have me in a fetal position... *sigh*

[Winston77]

Coming home on the highway tonight I just happened to be passed by a vehicle with Maine plates. This is what was on it
MRS PMS

[maddy]

scary thing is that's probably a couple wiht the last name Smith and either they think they are awfully funny or they haven't a clue what their initials spell.

[dreamgurl]

I'll reserve my seat now with my goodie bag filled with mini snicker bars, cheese doodles and a big 2 liter of diep pepsi.....At least I made it through finals week.

[Pita]

This is the time of month I just want to slap someone, stick ear plugs in my ears so I don't have to listen to any noise and bury myself in Hershey bars. I hate the second day! Always the worse.

[Lilith]

I'm just about decided that I should just move in permanently

[osuche]

Carb loading now...due to start in two days. <sigh> Anyone else want some Chinese food?

[TinTennessee]

This is my third day in the hut and I have been a bitch on wheels this week. I have had to struggle to just be civil to people, when in my head I'm wishing BAD things to happen to them! lol

[Aqua]

/me offers to massage all the ladies in the hut

[Lilith]

/me offers to massage all the ladies in the hut
* takes off her top and lies down :D

[Aqua]

/me wonders if Lilith is laying on her front... or her back... ;)

[imaginewithme]

/me offers to massage all the ladies in the hut

oh well then this place is better than I thought it would be

[sodaklostsoul]

Geez...I was done today but I have post PMS!!!! :(

[wyndhy]

[NOT sarcastic]WOOHOO!!!!!
i made it[/NOT sarcastic]

on a related topic :p .... someone will be getting fixed in the near future. :eek:

:D:D

[Lilith]

Congrats!!!!

[wyndhy]

lol ty!
i will admit there was a small part of me that was bummed. :o

[Lilith]

I remember feeling like that some months too. After my last kiddo Mr. Lil got fixed and it has made things so different for us. I'm so glad he did it and the big question is not hanging over our heads anymore.

[osuche]

Sigh...been on the verge for over a week now. Sometimes my body comes to the party late! :(

[wyndhy]

just signing in... you know, for future reference. :p

[BIBI]

Nothing like being prepared...:)

I haven't had a period for over six months....could it be over for me?

Now that would be a wonderful thing!

[imaginewithme]

I hope to NOT be in here for awhile.......dr. is putting me on continuous pills.......

(does that mean I won't feel like a teenager using condoms???)

[Steph]

I'm in here for New Year's!!!! *grumble*

I'm still hoping to ring in the year with a bang (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

[Fangtasia]

*stomps into the goddam hut!*

Oh yay i love this time of the month..........fucking NOT!

Goes and sits in the "don't fucking look at me wrong or talk to me corner"

Can we say MAJOR PMS!!

[Aqua]

/me hides back under the lampshade

[Steph]

I left the hut a week or so ago but had some weird discharge last night. It spooked me enough that I'm getting up mega-early in the morning to get an overdue PAP smear.

All ladies in the Hut! Don't forget your PAP smear!

I'm waaaaaay overdue for one so I can't talk but a friendly reminder has been written!)

[Fangtasia]

Yep must get one done myself...i just keep forgetting about it

I think its been hmmmm 9-10 yrs *eek*

[Loulabelle]

I'm religious about my PAP smears.....about the only thing I am religious about though. Went to the dentist last month for the first time in 9 years!

[Steph]

Yep must get one done myself...i just keep forgetting about it

I think its been hmmmm 9-10 yrs *eek*

It's been about five here for me. And I slept in today so it'll have to wait until perhaps tomorrow. *sigh* Stupid weird work hours combined with walk-in clinic line-ups!

LOL @ Lou -- I'm religious about the dentist!

[BIBI]

I go religiously but I quit going to my doctor for them about 5 years ago.....I go to the local hospital's STD clinic for my pap tests lol....

I do get funny looks from the young girls waiting there though.....like I am too old or something.

It is hilarious too. Two waiting rooms....one with young girls and me lol and the other filled with men my age looking very very guilty and uncomfortable.

[Lilith]

I go every year for the girl stuff and every 6mos. to the dentist. I'm inching my way to the hut's door as we speak.

[Fangtasia]

I go to the dentist when a ABSOLUTELY have to and no other time...*LOL*

Im 37 and been 3 times lol

[Fangtasia]

*starts inching toward the door* Woot nearly free!!

[sodaklostsoul]

I was here last nite....honest!!!!

[WildIrish]

All these sexy ladies in the hut at once!!!!! I'm like a kid in a candy shop! :slurp:


Nice fuzzy lamp...how retro. :p

[Lilith]

*drop kicks her suitcase* Guess where I'll be spending my 3 day weekend??????????????????????

[Steph]

Ya get a three-day weekend, tho'!!! I KNOW MLK Jr. helped Canadian society immeasurably! Why can't we celebrate him, too? Nooooooo, we have to work on Monday!

[sodaklostsoul]

I've been tired for days and I'm depressed.......periods suck!!!

[LixyChick]

Over 400 posts in this thread to date! Damn! Misery doesn't just love company, it thrives in it!

Brought some spinach! I'm spose to give blood tomorrow but I doubt they'll take it with this flow!

Holy friggin Moly! When will this all end? I'll be 48 soon and I've been doing it since I was 10. Is this fair? I mean REALLY!

*Passes out bowls of spinach*

Who's got the carbs?

[osuche]

I'm headed in here in three days. Now I'm in the perpetually-hungry-and-horny mode pre-period. Too bad I'm on a diet and Mr. Osuche is sick. :( Otherwise, the week before my period is nirvana. :D

[imaginewithme]

Not sure if I'm coming in here or not.....feels like it, but think my body is still of whack.....dr. gave me birth control to start and not sure when since I haven't been to the hut........ yikes

[Loulabelle]

Over 400 posts in this thread to date! Damn! Misery doesn't just love company, it thrives in it!

Brought some spinach! I'm spose to give blood tomorrow but I doubt they'll take it with this flow!

Holy friggin Moly! When will this all end? I'll be 48 soon and I've been doing it since I was 10. Is this fair? I mean REALLY!

*Passes out bowls of spinach*

Who's got the carbs?


I hate to say it hun, but my Mum's 58 and still going strong.......she came off HRT about 3 years ago and was worried about bleeding, only to be told by the doc that she'd not yet reached the menopause! She's back on the HRT again now!

As for me....I'm due in here next week, but I'm hoping I won't be..... ;) :p :D

[lizzardbits]

Shooo Shoo Shoo! get outta here Loulabelle! Don't come back next week, in fact, don't come back for 40 plus weeks! *wink wink*

[LixyChick]

Oh geezzzzzz Lou! TYVM!

Actually, I have no basis for comparison in my family. Don't know a thing about my grand-ma's on either side. My mom had a radical hysterectomy while in her 40's. My older sis just recently had a hysterectomy. I don't know when the women in my family start menopause! Not that I'd follow suit anyway...but it'd be nice to have someone to look to.

I have one thing to say to you Loulabelle...E.P.T!!!

*crosses fingers for Lou and Fussy*

P.S. Why's your mum on HRT? I thought one would do that after the fact...ya know?

[Loulabelle]

Lizz - Thanks honey! We worked hard at it this month! ;)

Lixy - My Mum first went on it for mood swings etc, but went back on it because it 'cured' her dreadful arthritis. Strange but true.......oh yes, what on earth is E.P.T?!

[wyndhy]

hola.
*huffs*
another change...beside being early all the frekkin time now...is feeling queazy a few days beforehand. so much fun.
*huffs again*


lou, ept is a brand of pregnancy test sold here in the states. and happy person making to you both!!! :D

[LixyChick]

Yes Lou...E.P.T. is a brand name of an O.T.C. test meaning "early pregnancy test" and can be used just weeks after considered/possible conception...even before your period is due!

*fingers still crossed*

[LixyChick]

hola.
*huffs*
another change...beside being early all the frekkin time now...is feeling queazy a few days beforehand. so much fun.
*huffs again*
I hear ya sista...^5!

I get all pukey and my hips start killing me and NOW I am backing up by at least 5 days to my regular cycle. I can't plan anything anymore! Some months I get it twice a month...ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Oh...and the suckiest part? I can feel myself ovulating (ouchy, sticker pains) and the cramps have crept down from my belly to down my thighs and to the back and sides of my knees! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF????????????????

I'll smack Shania Twain if I ever hear..."Man, I feel like a woman" during my first two days!

Um...Ahem *composes myself*...okie dokie...Bye now!

*sneaks out the back door*

[Steph]

WOooooooooooooHOoooooooooooooo Lou & Fussy!!

[Loulabelle]

LOL - Shhhhhh everyone! There's nothing to be excited about yet. Just hoping that's all. :p

[Steph]

Ha ha! You're trying! That's exciting enough in itself! (the sexxx & the fact that you want a baby! I was thinking you'd be waiting a bit longer.)

[sodaklostsoul]

I'm finally outta here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck Lou!!

[Loulabelle]

*plops down in a comfy corner with a HUGE bar of chocolate and a box of tissues*

Not only am I in here again, but I'm also full of streaming cold. :(

[WildIrish]

(((((Loulabelle)))))

[sodaklostsoul]

(((((Lou))))))

[osuche]

/me plops down next to Lou and gives her a hug

[lizzardbits]

Awwww Lou!! well, after your stay in the hut, you'll get to look forwards to a lot more fun making a baby :) bummer about the cold...*passes you some more tissues*

I am still keeping my fingers crossed for ya :) ( i have such a bad case of babyfever myself....but that'll have to wait.....)

[wyndhy]

i think i'll make some homemade thin mints today and drop some off later.

hey lou, i've got a kid you could have for free. word of warning though...he throws a mean right hook. :D

[Loulabelle]

Nah thanks, I want my own so I can fuck him/her up personally.

Plus if you haven't been through the agony of childbirth, how do you justify all the things you make the child do as 'payback'? 'I gave birth to you, therefore you WILL be nice to my Grandmother even though you think she's old and smells funny'

LOL

[sodaklostsoul]

I was already in here this month...but with the mood swing I'm haveing right now I think it's safer if I hide in here for awhile.

[Fangtasia]

*Strolls on in*

I must say this is the one time i'm very pleased they've come a week early!!

[Lilith]

I may be paying a surprise visit in here as well.

[maddy]

Hmmm... no one's been in here lately. Am I here alone?

[osuche]

Due to start in 2 days...but cramping already. Are we still allowed to carb load, maddy?

[maddy]

you certainly can osuche... I just don't have carb cravings. I'm turning alien, I'm pretty sure :)

[osuche]

:D Better for you, I'm sure. ;)

[RandyGal]

#1 I did not know we had our own HUT here!

#2 If I had known I'd have been in here an insane amount of time.

#3 Can I still visit if I put a stop to the insanity once and for all?

#4 There's a lot to be said for surgical intervention!! :p

#5 I haven't felt this good in years.

#6 Am raffling off my unopened truckloads of rags! :D


.

[Loulabelle]

^^^^^^^^ Trudges into the hut....4 days earlier than usual. :(

[lizzardbits]

Damnit Lou! you aren't supposed to be here.... Sorry love, i guess i am getting anxious to hear news of you not having to be here.

(((Lou)))

[WildIrish]

Hmmm... no one's been in here lately. Am I here alone?


Mrs. WI is asleep on the couch over there. Under that strangely familiar furry lamp.

[Pita]

*Sigh* Where is the chocolate????? :(

[maddy]

I'm glad to not be alone in here... I'm with good company :)

[Loulabelle]

Damnit Lou! you aren't supposed to be here.... Sorry love, i guess i am getting anxious to hear news of you not having to be here.

(((Lou)))

I know, I know....nevermind....there's always next month. Fussy assures me we're going to try 'extra hard'. ;)

[Steph]

LOL Good attitude, Fussy & Lou!


I'll be in here soon. I love the early cramps!

[Loulabelle]

You wouldn't have said that if you'd seen me yesterday Steph!

[lizzardbits]

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There! hopefully the bloody bird will listen!

[Steph]

You wouldn't have said that if you'd seen me yesterday Steph!

:( I know, sweetie. :( I'm just shooting for the positives. I'm praying and hoping!

[Loulabelle]

LMAO.....awwww...honestly it's no biggie yet, I'm just having stupidly painful periods in the meantime!

[osuche]

I'm officially *in* the Hut as of last night. Which is a kind of good thing, because I've been having the strangest month from a health perspective...and I was actually a bit worried that I might be pregnant (sorry, Lou...but this household has TWO students in it and I'm not ready).

I'm relieved...but crampy, sick, and still having some of the aforementioned health issues. But at least there's one worry off my mind!

Pass the popcorn, and please bring that furry lamp over... ;)

[maddy]

I'm on my way out... don't stay too long ladies.