You say "I'll take warm sex over necrophilia" and I say "Take it warm or take it hot, matters not ... to my cock."

I said, "Take it warm or take it hot, matters not ... to my cock" ... and now I say, "Matters not ... now that's a thought ... but when in public, don't get caught!"

You say "Matters not ... now that's a thought ... but when in public, don't get caught!", and I say "the ultimate exhibition", um, no, "police lineup."

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

You say, "the ultimate exhibition, um, no, police lineup." and I say, "Pollice should be up when in line."

I say that's sexual profiling

Sexual profiling? I say pat you down, TSA style

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

I say You missed a spot, right there

You say I missed a spot? I say, please enter this room for a private search sir

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

I would say a strip search would be in order

You say, "a strip search would be in order." I say, "I prefer a more hands on approach."

I say let's go as I snap my latex glove into place..

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

I say "OOOoooooo! Where would you like to begin?"

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Eudaimonia

I say it looks like you might be smuggling something in your pants.....

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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin

You say it looks like I'm smuggling something in my pants and I say, "If you try checking it out, things will soon get sticky."

You say "things will get sticky", and I say "Duct tape is better than a staple gun".

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.