04-12-2007, 04:56 PM
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Talking with the coach of one of the other teams in our Babe Ruth League Baseball league. He was asking me if maybe I would be able to come to some of their practices and help coach his kids on how to hit. The look on his face was priceless when I told him I'd be helping coach my town's team. It was as if he was thinking, "Oh crap! Now those kids are going to be able to hit!" I guess he doesn't realize that I can't swing a bat like I could 20-some years ago. 
Sure was nice to know that he remembered those days though.
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No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-13-2007, 09:44 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Spaghetti..............two with meatballs and one without!
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04-14-2007, 05:46 AM
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Leo was right
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Originally Posted by osuche
Wondering if the guy will come back on Friday....
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I didn't see him and I woke up gasping and choking like usual in the middle of the night last night so I'm thinking he didn't find that cure for cystic fibrosis for me. Damn miracle workers just ain't what they used to be. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-14-2007, 10:29 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Knowing the Spam Buster would be out killing this AM.
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04-15-2007, 04:33 AM
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Leo was right
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It was actually last night but I laughed while watching "The Great Dictator"
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-15-2007, 01:23 PM
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Insatiable
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Our sheltie puppy jumping on our bed and licking my face mercilessly.
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04-16-2007, 04:03 PM
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Leo was right
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"Blades of Glory"
I nearly snorted soda out of my nose during an early scene where a skating fan threw Will Ferrell her panties. All I could think about was PF.
They were hot pink satin bikinis, in case you wondered PF. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
Last edited by IowaMan : 04-16-2007 at 04:16 PM.
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04-16-2007, 07:30 PM
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the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
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04-17-2007, 12:30 PM
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Thought you'd like that PF. 
I heard a song on the radio that I hadn't heard for years, "Good Girls Don't" by The Knack. It reminded me a of girl from back in high school who showed up at one of my baseball games wearing a cutoff t-shirt that said, "Good Girls Don't" on the front and, ".....but I do!" on the back. From what some of my friends told me........ she did. And quite well too. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-17-2007, 01:49 PM
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Good girls get to go to heaven 
Bad girls get to go EVERYWHERE
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PANTIES
the best thing next to cuchie
"If God didn't want you to play with it, He would have put it between your shoulder blades,..... not at the end of your arm"
Except for speculation, we ONLY have NOW and EACHOTHER!
real world of cyber people ~ Pixies ~ real people of the cyber world
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04-17-2007, 08:09 PM
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Pixies Flirt
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IowaMan's "too funny" thread!
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04-18-2007, 01:50 PM
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"Better than a Mango?"
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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04-19-2007, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by IowaMan
A guy who just stopped at my house a couple of minutes ago. He stopped to tell me about a leadership and management class that they are having in our town and he asked me if I could speak at the next few meetings. No big deal, could do that kind of thing in my sleep. Then he started making small talk with me and he asked about my health. Of course it turns out he's some sort of "miracle worker" and he guaranteed me that he would go home and read up on cystic fibrosis and that I would be cured by Friday if I let him help me. Says he's cured cancer, diabetes, asthma and many other diseases that have doctors and scientists baffled.
So how about that, I've battled for 39 years to beat this disease and all I really had to do was call this guy. Damn, I can't wait until Friday. |
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Well, he didn't return last Friday as he said he would, but he showed up this afternoon. And what do you know, I'm still not cured. Says he thinks he's got it figured out though but he needs to look thru my cabinets and fridge to see what I've been eating.
Yep, this guy is a real piece of work. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
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04-21-2007, 12:52 PM
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Melted
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The little old woman who stopped me on the sidewalk, "Aren't you cold???????"
Good grief, it's 21 degrees C, and I was wearing a button-down shirt, jeans and sensible shoes. I think she would have had a heart attack if she'd seen me in the shorts, tank top and sandals I'd considered wearing instead!
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.
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04-21-2007, 06:15 PM
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Booger Lama
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The little old woman who stopped me on the sidewalk, "Aren't you cold???????"
Good grief, it's 21 degrees C, and I was wearing a button-down shirt, jeans and sensible shoes. I think she would have had a heart attack if she'd seen me in the shorts, tank top and sandals I'd considered wearing instead! |
Can we see you in what you considered wearing Neige?
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