Thinking about Capt. Queeg and his search for the missing strawberries. What a great movie.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

My youngest son's face when I woke him up 15 minutes before it was time to be at the bus stop!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Somebody always steals your strawberry. That's what happens when you play with your balls too much.

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Vagina Monologues!

I'm not normally one to laugh openly in a theatre, but I had my head thrown back and cackling away with the rest of them tonight!






I apologise if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

PF's cat and mouse story.

OF having VERY different thought about beads than I did.

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FHOP

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

FHOP?

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Over in the March Madness thread PF.

Yep, the FHOP got me laughing. You had to dig pretty deep for that one WI but you struck Black Gold........ Texas Tea.

And nope, I ain't got no check to send you Jed.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The young male cashier we have................he pages me and when I get up to the register I ask him what he needs and he says an abortion, I asked who knocked him up. The next time he pages me he says he needs a sale voided. Little chicken won't use the abort word no more. LOL

The mail I received today. Thought it was just junk mail for a CD or DVD club but when I got it home I opened it (was the only thing I received today so I figured "what the hell?") and found that it was a catalog for porn. Not an Adam & Eve kind of thing, this was for flat out smut.

I laughed when I got to thinking about what the postmaster here in my little town may have thought if she knew what was actually in the envelope.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

My sister telling me that her 2 cats have to smack each other when they walk by each other. Our cat smacks us when we walk by.

An absolutely stupid dream I had last night. In it, Paul McCartney had died and Tom Hanks (of all people) was singing at a concert held in his memory. Tom started crying and couldn't continue and ran off the stage. Not sure what caused this one. Been having some pretty strange dreams lately.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

^^^
thats made me laugh

i think you need to lay off the cheese before bed time iowa......

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

How much mileage I'm getting out of " Pick me!!! Pick me!!! "

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.