I was talking about birth control, not mace!

better bring the mace

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Find me a Pixie lady who would use mace on him! Find her!!!

I would use mace on him. Not that he doesn't smell good enough to eat already, I'm sure

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OK I am hot flashing....Menopause is not for sissies.

Bring on the man slave with the fan....please!!!

I wasn't planning a trip in here today, I guess this is what happens when you don't take the pill for 6 days in a row. Good thing I knew exactly where all the appropriate needs were packed this morning.

I was wondering why you were back here *grumbles about maddy not having to enter the hut every month*

Why is the flow so heavy when my period comes out of nowhere?

So THAT'S where it comes out of! Boy, was I wrong!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Oh I'm going to put you nowhere if you keep making fun of a woman on her period! Haven't you been married long enough to know you're playing with fire?!?!?

/me runs home to his insane but not usually violent spouse!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

/me :telephone Mrs. WI for back up!

I'm sorry. That was out of line.


Can I make it up to you with a massage?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

It's blowjob week not backdoor week! Ah, forget it. I accept, I'm flexible!

*The lamp from the corner is suddenly right behind Steph*
Did somebody say backdoor?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hey!! Are there any women in here?

Is it just me, or did the lamp's on/off switch just get bigger?