Just got here, thought I'd stop by and say hi and that I look forward to learning and growing and maybe a few inspirational orgasmic ideas.
Let me go scout around this place, get to know the layout. Might like to expose a few story ideas but i'm still in the early stages of learning such art.

Hello meanwhile!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

just discovered the archive button...neat!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Yeah...it's interesting to view the forum in the reverse of how I usually see it

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Thank you, Lilith, re. the chatroom. But, I must confess that I am really computer illiterate. The chatroom screen looks like the "dashboard" in the cockpit of a 747 to me. Yikes! Would someone please PM me or explain here the difference in Nickserv, Chanserv/botserv, and Memoserv? Also, what the heck is all the stuff at the right of the screen...the Opcontrol and Channel modes? (Dang. Wish we all could just be on a "party line." Then all I'd have to do is pick up my phone.)

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Communication is the key.

BlueSwede---Just a word of advice.I am certainly not a "newbie"
& I still have my training wheels.I am also still computer illiterate.
I have been a mechanic for most of my life.I had to take a night
course in keyboarding because a mechanic never had a reason to
type.Just be yourself & join in.No one here will judge you.You should enjoy yourself here.The only rule is not to fall for that"Bullshit"about PF being a nice guy.On some sites,that's what is referred to as "spam"! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

... just bring your sister!






ROFLMFAO

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...................or your OLDER brother!!




ROFLMAO too!

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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

LMAO we all make errors in spelling, even I do! Even you do

BlueSwede~ I encourage you to push all the buttons, see what works and what doesn't. They will only work if they are something for you. The Op controls etc. only work for those who are set to do that. If you come into chat and I am there I would be glad to help you figure it all out.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Custom User Status a.k.a. the text just above your avatar.

After a certain number of posts, ( I always forget how many, 30, 50 or 100) when your titles no longer reads Jr. Member, you can change your title. To do this

1) Click user cp
2) edit profile
3) right below the place to enter a birthdate about the 9th box down should be Custom User Text
4) Enter what you'd like and then scroll to the bottom and click submit modifications.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

So what is a registered user compared to a jr member?

Mods are everywhere! They are omnipresent! They never miss a question, reply, post or new thread!

Never fear Jayman...the answer will come in due time!

Oh Gawd...I've gotta get out of here before I get my ass kicked by the peeps with the tall walk and the big stick!

NOTE TO SELF: If you think it...doesn't mean you have to type it!

ROFLMAO guys...jk, jk, jk...I SWEAR I AM JUST KIDDING!

*walks out, bowing and asking for mercy from all the mods*



:devilish:

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

All it means is that you are now capable of editing your own custom user status <the little blurb by your name> After 30 posts you can do that. You are at 31 posts and if you go to user CP on the left at the top, then edit my profile on the left, it should be one of your options.

My apologies to you for not answering sooner.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Sorry for mentioning that. It is just hard on ones eyes when all I see is:


Do U liek Secs? Me adn my GF luv it 4 howrz...


~babybunny~

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