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Bardog Stop me if you have heard... 08-15-2003, 04:18 PM

Bardog A young man graduated from... 08-15-2003, 04:19 PM

Bardog A guy sticks his head in the... 08-15-2003, 04:19 PM

Bardog Any of you ladies like... 08-15-2003, 04:20 PM

Bardog Last one for now Two... 08-15-2003, 04:21 PM

Sharni *LOL* 08-15-2003, 05:04 PM

lakritze Three old guys who have been... 08-15-2003, 07:09 PM

Cobalt ROTFLMAO 08-15-2003, 07:36 PM

Bardog ABRAHAM LINCOLN An older man... 08-19-2003, 03:48 PM

Bardog A brunette walks into a bar... 08-19-2003, 03:49 PM

dicksbro A lawyer's Christmas card 12-07-2013, 01:57 AM

BIBI People were in their pews... 12-07-2013, 11:39 PM

BIBI A slave call girl from... 12-10-2013, 11:22 AM

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Bardog 25 SIGNS THAT PROVE -... 08-19-2003, 03:54 PM

Bardog TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK... 08-19-2003, 03:57 PM

Bardog BROKEN LEG "HOW DID IT... 08-19-2003, 03:59 PM

Bardog LESSER KNOWN HUSSEIN... 08-19-2003, 04:01 PM

dicksbro Words of Wisdom 08-20-2003, 04:32 AM

cutsdean Man says to his wife... 09-17-2008, 04:41 PM

txgrneyes Get yourself together and try... 09-21-2008, 02:42 PM

dicksbro It Ain't Easy Being a Dick 09-22-2008, 03:18 AM

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kiarragordon Funny stuff I love it 01-07-2020, 04:37 PM

jseal Nah, it's just another... 02-10-2013, 01:38 PM

dicksbro Two Norwegian men were... 02-12-2013, 03:46 PM

Oldfart For the Aussies, but the... 02-13-2013, 02:59 AM

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Sharni How "real" Men... 08-20-2003, 04:45 AM

Sharni Joke ~ PAY BACKS 08-20-2003, 05:01 AM

Sharni The Little Bird 08-20-2003, 05:06 AM

Sharni An Old Man, A Boy And A Donkey 08-20-2003, 05:11 AM

Sharni Joke ~ WHAT A DAY! 08-20-2003, 05:15 AM

Sharni A little poem 08-20-2003, 05:22 AM

Sharni The User's Prayer 08-20-2003, 05:24 AM

dicksbro Four Bells 08-20-2003, 05:36 AM

dicksbro Italian Mother 08-20-2003, 05:39 AM

dicksbro Several jokes for you ladies 08-20-2003, 05:46 AM

Sharni To The Fart... 08-20-2003, 05:52 AM

dicksbro Okay, one more set of jokes... 08-20-2003, 05:53 AM

dicksbro Oh oh, now my troubles begin... 08-20-2003, 06:07 AM

Lilith =====>Jokes<===== 08-20-2003, 06:56 AM

FussyPucker The Beer Prayer Our... 08-20-2003, 07:45 AM

Bardog A woman took an inexperienced... 08-21-2003, 04:57 PM

Bardog Sorry Skip What's the... 08-21-2003, 04:57 PM

Bardog At Heathrow, a 300-foot long... 08-21-2003, 04:58 PM

GingerV LMAO, what a wonderful way to... 08-22-2003, 01:32 AM

Ozling 3 guys are sitting in a... 08-23-2003, 11:58 PM

Lovediva A little joke that goes a... 08-26-2003, 11:19 AM

Bardog The 7 Dwarves are standing... 08-26-2003, 01:26 PM

Bardog 2 blondes walk into a... 08-26-2003, 01:26 PM

MilkToast Not sure if I saw this one on... 09-03-2003, 07:54 AM

Bardog The manager was having... 09-04-2003, 06:10 PM

Steph A monkey is sitting in a tree... 09-15-2005, 10:21 AM

jseal Steph, Excellent! :) 09-15-2005, 10:25 AM

dicksbro Golf lessons 09-17-2005, 05:57 AM

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dicksbro The Birds and the Bees 09-14-2007, 05:06 AM

Winston77 This is the true story of... 09-14-2007, 05:29 AM

ShadowDancer 'Almost' True Story... A... 09-14-2007, 08:25 PM

scotzoidman Ed was in trouble. He forgot... 09-14-2007, 09:50 PM

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dicksbro The Golf Bet 09-18-2007, 05:37 PM

dicksbro Senior Marriage 09-18-2007, 05:40 PM

sodaklostsoul Bridal... 09-18-2007, 09:37 PM

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dicksbro Steven Wright quotes ...... 05-06-2016, 01:25 AM

jseal Deaf Sex 05-06-2016, 03:52 PM

Lord Snow An old farmer is sitting on... 05-07-2016, 07:26 AM

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Bardog A man walks into the toy... 09-04-2003, 06:11 PM

Bardog A man walks into a watch and... 09-04-2003, 06:11 PM

Bardog This man's in the line at the... 09-04-2003, 06:12 PM

Lilith New Medications for Women... 09-05-2003, 08:54 AM

dm383 Tony Blair is visiting an... 09-06-2003, 02:58 PM

dm383 25 Proverbs to a Healthier... 09-06-2003, 03:06 PM

Lovediva The perils of duct tape 09-08-2003, 09:50 AM

dm383 Quickies 09-10-2003, 08:46 AM

Lovediva WHAT DOES A KISS TASTE... 09-10-2003, 09:45 AM

Lovediva A scientist from Texas... 09-11-2003, 09:36 AM

celticangel WHAT SEX ARE THEY?... 09-11-2003, 03:13 PM

Bardog I don't know if these would... 09-11-2003, 10:49 PM

dicksbro Bar Joke 09-18-2003, 03:55 PM

dicksbro Ever Wonder 09-18-2003, 03:57 PM

lafehubert [QUOTE=dicksbro]EVER... 07-21-2010, 06:53 PM

lafehubert Q: What do you get when you... 07-21-2010, 06:56 PM

Oldfart I'll go to hell for this. A... 07-27-2010, 06:28 PM

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Bardog Perhaps one of the most... 09-24-2003, 12:05 AM

Lovediva Sex in the dark 09-26-2003, 05:17 AM

Lovediva LIFE IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL 09-26-2003, 09:52 AM

ABSOLUT_ANTI lol. i love the list of... 10-02-2003, 09:30 PM

ABSOLUT_ANTI Some good ones... 10-02-2003, 09:52 PM

dm383 Cross Breeds! 10-03-2003, 06:17 AM

dm383 Don't be blamin' ME for this!! 10-05-2003, 05:37 PM

Bardog Once upon a time, a perfect... 10-06-2003, 07:16 PM

Bardog Moods of a Woman An angel of... 10-06-2003, 07:17 PM

Bardog Q: Have you heard about the... 10-06-2003, 07:20 PM

Bardog :slurp: :slurp: :slurp: ... 10-06-2003, 07:22 PM

Lilith :slurp: :D LMAO 10-06-2003, 07:43 PM

dicksbro Not another blonde joke! 10-08-2003, 05:15 AM

dicksbro Fair question ... 10-08-2003, 05:17 AM

Bardog A man who just got a raise... 10-08-2003, 02:50 PM

Bardog A man is in a hotel lobby. He... 10-08-2003, 02:51 PM

Bardog The perfect breakfast ...... 10-08-2003, 02:51 PM

Bardog You all know, in the... 10-08-2003, 02:52 PM

Bardog A man enters a restaurant and... 10-08-2003, 02:53 PM

Bardog It has been studied and... 10-08-2003, 02:53 PM

dm383 Morning Sex 10-10-2003, 03:53 PM

Steph The Fairy... 10-11-2003, 12:29 AM

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dm383 When Swearing....isn't!!! 10-12-2003, 05:13 AM

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dm383 Animals?! 10-12-2003, 05:15 AM

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dm383 Blow job?! 10-12-2003, 05:16 AM

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dm383 Hmm...... 10-12-2003, 05:18 AM

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dm383 Last one for now 10-12-2003, 05:18 AM

dm383 Golf, anyone? 10-12-2003, 05:28 AM

dicksbro When I get big, fat, and... 10-12-2003, 07:15 AM

dicksbro DM, all those jokes of yours... 10-12-2003, 07:17 AM

PantyFanatic DM, very cute.;) 10-12-2003, 08:17 AM

dm383 Some day, ALL cars will be... 10-14-2003, 04:01 PM

dm383 Age is NO barrier! 10-14-2003, 04:02 PM

dm383 Ethics? What ethics? 10-14-2003, 04:04 PM

Lilith *shoots water out my nose~... 10-14-2003, 04:05 PM

dm383 A life-long workshy bum walks... 10-15-2003, 06:04 AM

dm383 Soup? 10-15-2003, 06:10 AM

dm383 One for Irish? 10-15-2003, 06:24 AM

dm383 Last one for now (hooray,... 10-15-2003, 06:26 AM

Steph Good ones, DM! A husband and... 10-16-2003, 01:50 PM

dm383 There was this lab rabbit... 10-16-2003, 05:09 PM

dm383 Isn't education wonderful? 10-16-2003, 05:12 PM

dm383 I'd KILL for a nice... 10-17-2003, 03:43 PM

dm383 Awww! 10-17-2003, 03:45 PM

Navarre A vacationing penguin is... 10-18-2003, 08:24 PM

Navarre “Doc, you’ve gotta help me!... 10-18-2003, 08:24 PM

Navarre The Mighty Sperm One day... 10-18-2003, 08:27 PM

Navarre Here’s another one A young... 10-18-2003, 08:29 PM

jseal Navarre, Hey! I resent that! 10-18-2003, 08:40 PM

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dm383 A few cartoons for ya..... 10-19-2003, 08:01 AM

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dm383 Some people are just SO... 10-19-2003, 08:02 AM

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dm383 Where'd it go? 10-19-2003, 08:04 AM

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dm383 God LOVES a trier!! 10-19-2003, 08:05 AM

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dm383 Never hear of smudge-free? 10-19-2003, 08:07 AM

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dm383 "I ca.'t tal'... 10-19-2003, 08:08 AM

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dm383 Last one for now 10-19-2003, 08:10 AM

dm383 Brrr!!! 10-19-2003, 06:06 PM

jseal From the Oldies But Goodies... 10-20-2003, 12:36 PM

dm383 Who said mules were dumb? 10-20-2003, 03:31 PM

Bardog A blonde goes into a... 10-21-2003, 10:32 AM

Bardog Nobody Believes Old... 10-21-2003, 10:34 AM

Lovediva Magical Frog A woman was out... 10-21-2003, 11:07 AM

Lovediva Plaid Dildo 10-21-2003, 11:51 AM

dm383 Who's the Best Man now? 10-21-2003, 03:35 PM

dm383 Like I said..... who? 10-21-2003, 03:36 PM

Sharni The Brain Transplant In the... 10-22-2003, 01:17 AM

jseal HERS / HIS HER... 10-22-2003, 01:12 PM

Navarre Nookie Greene 10-22-2003, 04:16 PM

Navarre Woman’s Workout Week If you... 10-22-2003, 04:17 PM

Navarre Nursery rhymes 10-22-2003, 04:19 PM

Lovediva Trick or Treat 10-23-2003, 10:54 AM

dm383 Grandad 10-24-2003, 03:38 PM

dm383 Safety First! 10-24-2003, 03:50 PM

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dm383 Football RULES! 10-24-2003, 03:53 PM

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dm383 Romance is NOT dead! 10-24-2003, 03:58 PM

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dm383 Early............. ?!?! 10-24-2003, 03:59 PM

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dm383 1st Date 10-24-2003, 04:01 PM

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dm383 Locks? 10-24-2003, 04:04 PM

dicksbro OMG, DM ... those are... 10-25-2003, 05:30 PM

MilkToast Not sure if this one has been... 10-25-2003, 06:48 PM

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dm383 Is it a bird, 10-26-2003, 05:39 AM

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dm383 Winter's comin' 10-26-2003, 05:42 AM

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dm383 Any golfers? 10-26-2003, 05:44 AM

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dm383 Huh? 10-26-2003, 05:46 AM

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dm383 Have you EVER..... 10-26-2003, 05:48 AM

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dm383 For Fla. folks!! 10-26-2003, 05:50 AM

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dm383 Last for today! 10-26-2003, 05:52 AM

dicksbro ROTFLMAO. Dm, where did you... 10-27-2003, 05:27 AM

dm383 Glad you like 'em, dicksbro!... 10-27-2003, 12:59 PM

Bardog Sorry to those of you North... 10-27-2003, 02:50 PM

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Bardog I thought this was funny 10-27-2003, 02:57 PM

Bardog Jack decided to go skiing... 10-27-2003, 03:57 PM

Bardog A little boy was sitting on... 10-27-2003, 04:12 PM

Bardog Doris and Fred had started... 10-27-2003, 04:18 PM

Bardog The Smiths were unable to... 10-27-2003, 04:38 PM

dm383 Too funny Bardog!! :D An... 10-28-2003, 03:11 AM

Bardog Wanda's dishwasher quit... 10-28-2003, 02:49 PM

Navarre Little Johnny told his... 10-28-2003, 10:28 PM

Navarre A woman went to a pet shop... 10-28-2003, 10:29 PM

Navarre A farmer was called to serve... 10-28-2003, 10:30 PM

Navarre For Halloween 10-28-2003, 10:34 PM

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MilkToast if rednecks ruled the world... 10-29-2003, 07:53 PM

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MilkToast if rednecks ruled the world... 10-29-2003, 07:53 PM

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MilkToast if rednecks ruled the world... 10-29-2003, 07:54 PM

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MilkToast if rednecks ruled the world... 10-29-2003, 07:55 PM

jseal MilkToast, That's harsh... 10-29-2003, 08:48 PM

Navarre I totally fail to see... 10-29-2003, 09:12 PM

dicksbro Love 'em all. Great. ... 10-30-2003, 05:42 AM

celticangel A man enters his favorite... 10-30-2003, 05:33 PM

dm383 Grandma & grandpa laying... 10-31-2003, 04:04 PM

Navarre Polish Sausage A guy goes... 10-31-2003, 05:58 PM

Navarre A plane is in mid-flight way... 10-31-2003, 06:00 PM

dicksbro A nurse walks into a bank.... 11-02-2003, 06:06 AM

dicksbro Fishing Story for the Ladies 11-02-2003, 06:10 AM

Sharni ROTFLMFAO love the asshole... 11-02-2003, 06:13 AM

jseal A man who lived in a block of... 11-03-2003, 09:15 AM

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Navarre If women ruled the world…… 11-03-2003, 09:33 PM

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Navarre If women ruled the world…… 11-03-2003, 09:34 PM

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Navarre If women ruled the world…… 11-03-2003, 09:35 PM

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Navarre If women ruled the world…… 11-03-2003, 09:36 PM

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Navarre If women ruled the world…… 11-03-2003, 09:37 PM

jseal Navarre, Brave man. You... 11-04-2003, 05:10 AM

dicksbro LMAO Navarre. Those are... 11-04-2003, 05:21 AM

Navarre Moi? Innocent Moi? 11-04-2003, 08:04 AM

Bardog In a trial, in a small town,... 11-04-2003, 11:39 AM

Navarre Q. What’s the difference... 11-04-2003, 07:36 PM

Navarre Q. What’s the difference... 11-04-2003, 07:48 PM

Navarre Q. Why do Driver Education... 11-04-2003, 07:50 PM

dm383 I'm NOT laughing at... 11-05-2003, 04:45 AM

jseal A blind man and his guide dog... 11-05-2003, 09:20 AM

Navarre Q. What's the difference... 11-05-2003, 11:19 PM

jseal Little Red Riding Hood was... 11-06-2003, 08:41 AM

dicksbro The Gorilla and the Redneck 11-06-2003, 05:44 PM

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dancingrugger Saw this and it reminded me... 11-07-2003, 02:00 AM

Lovediva JUST FRED A cop stops a car... 11-07-2003, 09:38 AM

Steph Hormone Hostage... Every... 11-08-2003, 08:05 AM

Navarre Thanks Steph. I've already... 11-08-2003, 11:49 AM

Navarre In a crowded city at a busy... 11-08-2003, 11:58 AM

Fairy-Bird LMFAO @ Hormone Hostage ... 11-08-2003, 05:47 PM

jseal A little girl was talking to... 11-08-2003, 06:49 PM

dm383 Cops, huh? 11-09-2003, 06:47 AM

dm383 Perfect Husband? 11-09-2003, 07:32 AM

dicksbro LOL DM. I don't know if it's... 11-09-2003, 09:22 AM

jseal Four guys are telling stories... 11-10-2003, 08:52 PM

Lovediva A man is dining in a fancy... 11-10-2003, 08:54 PM

Lovediva An old married couple no... 11-10-2003, 08:58 PM

Navarre Polish Sausage 11-10-2003, 10:29 PM

dicksbro TALKING CLOCK Proudly... 11-11-2003, 04:38 AM

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dm383 DISASTER!!! 11-13-2003, 04:24 PM

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dm383 Anyone like CAKES? 11-13-2003, 04:30 PM

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dm383 Who was it that was into... 11-13-2003, 04:32 PM

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dm383 Talk about an orgy!! ;) 11-13-2003, 04:33 PM

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dm383 One for Lilith perhaps?? 11-13-2003, 04:34 PM

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dm383 On the beach! 11-13-2003, 04:35 PM

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dm383 This is what you CALL a hand... 11-13-2003, 04:36 PM

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dm383 Last one! 11-13-2003, 04:38 PM

dicksbro OMG, DM. Those are something... 11-14-2003, 08:07 PM

jseal A man and a woman were... 11-16-2003, 06:07 AM

dicksbro Letter from a farm kid ... 11-16-2003, 06:50 AM

dm383 LOL!! Love it dicksbro!!... 11-17-2003, 06:36 PM

jseal A very attractive woman goes... 11-18-2003, 12:53 PM

Bardog Two factory workers were... 11-18-2003, 02:41 PM

jseal A cab driver picks up a nun.... 11-22-2003, 10:40 PM

dicksbro Goodbye to the National Eagle... 11-23-2003, 05:55 AM

dicksbro Survivors 11-23-2003, 06:01 AM

dm383 Not REALLY Sexist!!! 11-28-2003, 12:46 PM

dicksbro LMAO dm. Those are cute. 11-29-2003, 03:23 PM

jseal Snow White saw Pinocchio... 11-29-2003, 09:54 PM

dicksbro LOL jseal! 12-01-2003, 06:43 AM

SuzyQ Walking into the bar, Joe... 12-03-2003, 05:55 PM

jseal There were two blonde guys... 12-08-2003, 08:51 AM

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dm383 Just a few non-seasonal... 12-09-2003, 04:48 PM

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dm383 First date?!?!?!.... 12-09-2003, 04:49 PM

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dm383 Gone Fishin'!! 12-09-2003, 04:51 PM

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dm383 There's big....... and then... 12-09-2003, 04:54 PM

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dm383 Now you know why you HATE... 12-09-2003, 04:55 PM

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dm383 This just takes contraception... 12-09-2003, 04:56 PM

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dm383 Be careful where you buy your... 12-09-2003, 04:57 PM

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dm383 Possibly a bit lacking in... 12-09-2003, 04:59 PM

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dm383 Last one............couldn't... 12-09-2003, 05:01 PM

dicksbro DM, those are terrific. I'd... 12-09-2003, 10:47 PM

dm383 Pizzaaaaaaa!!! 12-11-2003, 06:23 AM

dm383 Good News?!?! 12-11-2003, 06:33 AM

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dm383 Just a little light relief!! 12-11-2003, 05:10 PM

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dm383 Computer dating DOES have... 12-11-2003, 05:11 PM

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dm383 Sometimes, you can love your... 12-11-2003, 05:12 PM

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dm383 The "anti-drugs"... 12-11-2003, 05:14 PM

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dm383 Market Research ISN'T just a... 12-11-2003, 05:16 PM

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dm383 Did you really, really WANT... 12-11-2003, 05:18 PM

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dm383 Last one for now...! 12-11-2003, 05:19 PM

dicksbro DM, yer' one in a million. ... 12-14-2003, 07:12 AM

dancingrugger I thought i'd share what is... 12-17-2003, 11:46 PM

jseal Oldie but Goodie! The... 12-18-2003, 09:27 AM

dm383 The future is nigh!! 12-20-2003, 06:37 PM

Ryan² Q: What do Michael Jackson... 12-21-2003, 05:53 PM

dicksbro AHHHHHH CHOOOOO 12-28-2003, 04:55 AM

dm383 Heaven? No THANKS!!! :) 12-30-2003, 03:05 PM

dicksbro ROTFLMAO, DM! That is funny! 12-30-2003, 04:19 PM

Sharni ROTFLMFAO....love it DM!! 12-30-2003, 04:28 PM

dm383 D.I.V.O.R.C.E. 01-01-2004, 08:29 AM

ozfuzz old man 01-02-2004, 07:54 AM

ozfuzz rancher 01-02-2004, 07:55 AM

ozfuzz A little kid was sitting on... 01-02-2004, 07:59 AM

ozfuzz dear abby 01-02-2004, 08:00 AM

ozfuzz Jesus is watching 01-02-2004, 08:04 AM

ozfuzz Once upon a time in the... 01-02-2004, 08:09 AM

ozfuzz Three men die in a car... 01-02-2004, 08:12 AM

ozfuzz Important Christmas Tradition... 01-02-2004, 08:13 AM

ozfuzz There was a man who had... 01-02-2004, 08:15 AM

ozfuzz A married couple went to the... 01-02-2004, 08:21 AM

ozfuzz Seems God was just about done... 01-02-2004, 08:23 AM

ozfuzz One day, a class of third... 01-02-2004, 08:27 AM

ozfuzz An old man was sitting on his... 01-02-2004, 08:31 AM

ozfuzz It's a sunny morning in the... 01-02-2004, 08:34 AM

ozfuzz TWENTY-THREE THINGS YOU... 01-02-2004, 08:43 AM

ozfuzz THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK YOU... 01-02-2004, 08:44 AM

ozfuzz Once upon a time in a land... 01-02-2004, 08:54 AM

ozfuzz A very shy guy goes into a... 01-02-2004, 08:54 AM

ozfuzz St. Mark has been guarding... 01-02-2004, 08:56 AM

Navarre A guy................... 01-03-2004, 07:18 PM

Navarre girls 01-03-2004, 07:22 PM

Navarre Just in case you've had a... 01-03-2004, 07:23 PM

Navarre While walking along the... 01-03-2004, 07:24 PM

Navarre Dear Cats, We need to talk.... 01-03-2004, 07:28 PM

sillyme A minister was looking for a... 01-03-2004, 08:04 PM

dm383 Husbands, huh? 01-05-2004, 06:56 PM

jseal Because I am a Man... 01-08-2004, 08:15 AM

dicksbro WW III 01-10-2004, 06:36 AM

dicksbro Arrested at Kennedy 01-10-2004, 06:43 AM

dm383 *GROANS* They're so bad,... 01-12-2004, 02:59 AM

Lovediva The Boss 01-13-2004, 10:48 AM

Lilith Times When Saying Fuck is... 01-14-2004, 07:12 AM

Lilith Signs He Wants to Get... 01-14-2004, 07:13 AM

dm383 Aussie D.I.Y.?! 01-14-2004, 05:12 PM

dm383 Gruesomely Bad!! :) 01-15-2004, 10:28 AM

jseal Don't Lie to Your Mother 01-15-2004, 11:08 AM

SuzyQ A little girl walks into a... 01-18-2004, 07:14 PM

sillyme Best Think These Things... 01-18-2004, 10:57 PM

dm383 Drink, anyone? 01-23-2004, 03:14 PM

dm383 Who'd have a parrot? 01-23-2004, 03:16 PM

dm383 Self-destruct? 01-26-2004, 02:19 PM

dm383 Oldie but goodie?!?! 01-26-2004, 02:21 PM

Bardog The Irish Two men were... 01-26-2004, 04:12 PM

Lilith LMFAO~ Ty Bardog 01-26-2004, 04:14 PM

Bardog Alaskan Christmas Party ... 01-26-2004, 04:19 PM

dm383 Just checkin'?! 01-28-2004, 03:15 AM

dicksbro OMG, DM. ROTFLMAO. 01-28-2004, 05:17 AM

jseal A man had 50-yard line... 01-28-2004, 11:12 AM

dm383 Pussy Love? 01-28-2004, 06:04 PM

dicksbro OMG jseal and DM ... I'd duck... 01-28-2004, 06:13 PM

dm383 T'weren't ME mister............ 01-28-2004, 06:18 PM

jseal Dudes, I see myself as a... 01-28-2004, 09:14 PM

Lilith Who's first???:spank: for all... 01-28-2004, 09:26 PM

dm383 I'D like to... 01-29-2004, 04:18 PM

dm383 Dawgs....don't ya love 'em? 01-29-2004, 04:20 PM

jseal “Alright. I’ll take my... 01-29-2004, 08:20 PM

dm383 Purity?! 01-31-2004, 03:57 AM

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dm383 Ermmmmm..... 01-31-2004, 04:17 AM

dm383 Three ladies were on a flight... 01-31-2004, 06:27 PM

jseal dm383, Oh SURE it's not... 01-31-2004, 06:32 PM

dm383 Sure...... why not?!?! :D DM 01-31-2004, 06:38 PM

jseal dm383, Oh. Well. In that... 01-31-2004, 06:44 PM

dm383 Blondes AND... 02-01-2004, 05:16 AM

dm383 Racist, non-PC.. but funny,... 02-02-2004, 01:13 PM

dm383 Dizzy? 02-07-2004, 08:19 PM

SuzyQ An 80 year-old man who was an... 02-08-2004, 08:42 PM

SuzyQ ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS Due... 02-10-2004, 02:03 PM

jseal In Tennessee, a guy sees a... 02-16-2004, 09:35 AM

Bardog Cajun joke Early one... 02-16-2004, 12:08 PM

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Oldfart As we suspected. 02-16-2004, 01:33 PM

Bardog Little Johnny is sitting in a... 02-16-2004, 03:53 PM

Oldfart Almost the way I heard it,... 02-17-2004, 10:56 AM

campingboy Does anyone remember these... 02-18-2004, 02:33 PM

dicksbro Kids on Getting to heaven 02-22-2004, 11:59 AM

jseal Not in Texas! 02-27-2004, 09:03 AM

Bardog An attractive woman from New... 03-09-2004, 03:25 PM

Bardog ave you ever noticed that... 03-09-2004, 03:26 PM

dicksbro Another Little Johnny Joke 03-13-2004, 09:01 PM

Bardog Gotta be careful with a... 03-17-2004, 01:17 PM

flutelady Obituary :( NEWS ITEM... 03-25-2004, 01:41 AM

Bardog A patient says 2 his doctor,... 03-30-2004, 05:32 PM

Bardog Mickey Mouse was having a... 03-30-2004, 05:33 PM

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A woman took an inexperienced man home one night. When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

Not knowing quite how to explain, she said, "You put your head between my legs and I'll put my head between your legs." Still unsure but willing, he agreed.

As soon as he got his head between her legs, she let out a rip roaring fart. "What the hell was that?!! he asked.

"OOPS! I'm sorry! Let's try again", she said.

On the second attempt the very same thing happened.

He immediately got up and started getting dressed. "Where are you going?" she asked.

The man replied, "If you think I'm sticking around for 67 more of those, you're crazy!!"

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