Are you a 'machine gun mouth' when leaving your 10 digit phone number on a recording? We're sure you know your phone number and can say it super fast but the person you want to call back hasn't heard it before and IT PISSES ME OFF when I have to listen to your whole message to be sure I got the number right.
Could that have anything to do with them not returning your call?

What other announces do you find on your voice mail?

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Hi, it's me.......call me back!

WHO the hell is me? I can't recognize every voice I hear on the answering machine and these type of messages piss me off.

Machine gun mouths piss me off too lol


AND offshore telemarketers with very poor English saying....Hello my name is Steve Smith and that is all I can understand. Oh don't get me going lol.

I don't get a whole lot of messages. Hell, I might use my cell (the only phone I have) maybe 10-15 minutes a month.

One of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to people calling is when it's the same telemarketer three days in a row. At that point I'm more than a little irate.

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People who call and you tell them it's a wrong number...but they keep calling back for the same person. G-r-r-r-r-r.

People who say their name so mumbled you have no idea who it is.

I have listened to a message over and over and still can't figure it out.


Put that with machine gun mouth phone number......... ahhh yeah, call you back? Really?

People who won't say, "I'm sorry, I must have the wrong number." Instead, they hang up and call you right back ... like somehow it's not a wrong number ... just the wrong person answered the first time. .

So when they call back the second time you have 3 choices:

1. Say just a minute, i'll go get him/her. Then you lay the phone on the counter and walk away.

OR....

2. When they ask for Joe whoever, say I'm sorry he can't come to the phone right now..... he's fucking my wife.... then hang up.
If they ask for Susie whoever, say gee she can't talk right now, she's got my cock in her mouth..... hang up.

OR.....

3. My favorite whoever they ask for say, awwww you just missed him/her. But i'll tell him/her you called..... hang up.

Good ideas, Teddy Bear!

Old men who think they need to tell me what to do.

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