Just like Delilah and Sampson, way back in them thar biblical times
He lost his strength, I done lost my abilities to make them thar rhymes
I went down to my local honkey tonk and I got all shit-faced
I fell off my bar stool, passed out and woke up with my hair all over the place

Oh sad sad me,
My head was shorn clean
my buddies done chopped off my mullet
chopped off my mullet
chopped off my mullet.........