Dearest Sugarsprinkles,

My love factor with you is only 60%, four percent lower than with myself. Interesting, the love between you and I on your end is 4% more than the love with yourself, and I love with myself 4% higher than the love between you and I on my side.

Possible Meanings:

1. Nothing. This thing is about as accurate as near-sighted dentist in a dark room with watery eyes.
2. My inflated ego overestimates my worth and your self-perception mistakenenly underestimates the fantasticly wonderful person that you are.
3. You wisely see that loving, sharing, caring with another is always preferrable to being alone.
4. The universe is unfolding in our heads like a blanket of sunlight to reveal the true meaning of love and that we are only here to be the love, to move with love, because together we can bring the healing power of love and tie-die to every beautiful person on earth man. Wanna hit?

But I think the only meaning here is that each one of us checked it out with the other person because we already like the other person, because there already exists a warm and loving connection between us all.

I said what?

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Being human is really a trip.