1. I spent WAY too much time at the gym and I feel light-headed

2. I've gained weight and not lost it...even after being virtuous...and I'm pissed off

3. I yelled at my SO today about his messiness and I feel bad about it...so I shared my chocolate...and I'm coveting his half

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney