one time i was having sex with a woman who was a little larger than me and she was doing me doggystyle over the sink. when she reached round to grab my breasts she slipped and knocked the kettle on me. the almost boiling hot water splashed all over my pussy and thighs and i ran up to the bathroom to have a cold shower. it stung like hell and, after suffering a red mark where the water had been, i had to wait, without sex, for 3 weeks for it to go away. that was about 2 years ago, and my words of warning are as follows:

Never have sex next to a hot kettle.

*Sophie*