1. Today was my 1st day off (of both work and school) in months.

2. I visited my mother and her hangover was worse than mine today.

3. I peed on a stick today and it told me that i have no bun in my oven (can't tell if i'm relieved or dissapointed about that yet).

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To know that you do not know is the best.
To pretend to know when you do not know is a disease.
Lao-tzu


I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Sir Winston Churchill

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
Friedrich Nietzsche