A man sends a text to his next-door neighbor:
"Bob, I'm sorry. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess: I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you. I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home. I can't live with the guilt any longer. I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again."

Feeling outrage and betrayed , Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.


Moments later the guy gets a second text:"Really should use spell check! That should be"wifi".

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