Public nudity is already enforced by the TSA, so why shouldn't these scans be made part of the public record? They should be published weekly in the Federal Register, and as your elected leader, I'll not only appoint an Attorney General to work on the thorny issues of government endorsement of pornography. In fact, I'll appoint a task force to look into this issue immediately. Perhaps a pornography Czar should even be under consideration.

Now, onto the question of trout-whacking...

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