01-12-2009, 03:49 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IOWAMAN 
Looking left, then looking right,
The lines formed up, straight and tight.
In their hands, a paddle swayed,
You could tell, their plans were made.
When down the path a feller walked,
Whistling a tune and to his cat, he talked.
He barely gave the line a nod,
Until he passed and felt their prods.
"Ouch and ooooo," he proclaimed,
"Why the spanking, it boggles my brain?"
The crowd all laughed and played along,
Then suddenly, they all burst into song,
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR IOWAMAN,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"
Hope your happy day was a good one and that all your wishes came true .. even the ones maybe not fit to print.  |