I bought myself a tuxedo skirt

I think I look kinda sexy in it

http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCat...ult_color=Black

When one isn't shaped like a pencil, it is incredibly booty-hugging.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney