The mail I received today. Thought it was just junk mail for a CD or DVD club but when I got it home I opened it (was the only thing I received today so I figured "what the hell?") and found that it was a catalog for porn. Not an Adam & Eve kind of thing, this was for flat out smut.

I laughed when I got to thinking about what the postmaster here in my little town may have thought if she knew what was actually in the envelope.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus