1. I got called to the principal's office today.

2. If I take a different position my good girlfriend who is unemployed will get my job but the position is widely recognized as the most difficult.

3. The teacher currently in that position when asked by me yesterday what her secret was replied, "I just use my whip". Talk about an omen.

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