1. I have Indians visiting from Columbus around noon, and no damn idea what to cook for them

2. I have a 40th birthday party tonight, and just the right gift

3. I am dreading taking down the XMas tree today

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney