We've reached a verbal agreement about the stock options...meaning that by the end of the week I'll actually be able to quit...and I'll have a new job

Today I outsmarted one of our sales reps, and then shared the joke with him

My husband is a sweetheart.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney