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Sexual Pet Peeves..
I think everyone has a pet peeve concerning sex. So let's hear them!! :D :D
I have many of them...!!! But I think the worst one is...Just as I am on the verge of cumming he blows his load and leaves me high and dry and goes limp... Damn I hate that!!!! Grrrrr :D |
I struggle with a woman who loves me to go down on her, without ever touching me back (in any way). When she just pulls me on her after she cums, it leaves me unsatisfied and cold. Sure I get off it just doesn't feel right.
Darren P.S. Diva, you are just much more than most men can handle! :D |
My pet peeve........so many erections, so few women ~roflmao~
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I would have to say my pet peeves are women that are not open to try no things sexually!
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my pet peeve
thank god I do not have to worry about this anymore with my girlfriend but my ex #1 never let me go down on here and #2 never trued any different positions! ARG! that was SOO frustrating.....that and when a person does not let me finish in their mouth ever...I can understand every once in awhile...I think it is b/c I love it so much that I just don't understand it well those are mine
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Another pet peeve I have, is running out of batteries!!!!
Like right now for example..damn I hate when that happens!!! Grrrrrrr!!! |
use me Diva, i never run out of batteries ;)
i can keep going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and......... |
Heeheehee!!! ;)
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Mr. TDK the Energizer Bunny..
Ya wait till you hit 45.............. |
hahaha, M45...i probably feel 45 right now...sssshhhh, dont let Diva hear this...ive had less then 6hrs sleep lastnite....
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yeah I have some, I hate a guy who spits in his hand for lubricant (yes this has happened on more than one occasion...never with my husband, but before i was married) i hate a guy who knows the only way i'm completely satisfied is during foreplay, but he'll start and then just move on to sex which bothers me because then I know I'm out of luck for the night. I don't like a guy to tell me during sex what he exactly wants me to do, hinting is great or telling me the types ofthings he likes ,but if he point blank asks me to do something that i may not feel comfortable doing, then my mood is ruined. I'm sure I could come up with others, but those are afew off the top of my head!
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women who scrape you to death with their teeth while blowing you.
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people who are unresponsive during oral.... I mean let me know if you like it or don't moan groan tug my hair whatever .........
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i hate when people ask me to tell them what i like, and then when i do they get all offended and upset b/c they feel like they were doing everything wrong...if you don't want me to tell you , then why did you ask!!
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Diva if i do that with my wife i normally either try to finish her with my hand or i go down on her!! i know it may not feel as good as my cock but she still loves it!!:D :D i dont like it when your in the mood and she says not now!! then later she complains that you dont show her any attention!! |
lifeless, mechanical knob-slobs and palm-jobs... uh, what else? oh, women who go mimey on me. and, um... goats that kick as a natural defense.
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its when thay are horifide wen i try to go down on them
never had a guy who did but some women think its dirty |
PEEVE
:( :( When a woman has had several orgasms during foreplay and then she starts to yawn etc " Gee I am tired now " " Lets finish this off in the morning":( :(
I get sooooooooooooooo mad. |
when a guy asks for permission or what I want:(.... I expect them to be able to read my clues, I do not think I am usually unclear (or for God's sake subtle) about what I like and I guarantee if I don't like it he will know quickly. I am just like 'GO FOR IT!!!!!' I will stop you if it is on my 'hell no' list! Don't be so damn considerate! :p
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a big hairy bush, i cant stand it, i dont care if its shave but at least trim please
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Guys not accepting that sometimes I won't cum unless I play with myself or get at least another hour out of them (thank you MrX for proving this wrong)
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***BUMP****
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***[B]BUMP******
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consider it good and bumped
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Don't EVER push my head down during foreplay ESPECIALLY if the last time we had sex resulted in you receiving some great oral sex!
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ok, you asked ...
Don't say my name ... especially in the form of "Oh ... my name here" or "Yeah ... my name here". It creeps me out. Anyone know a good therapist? :confused: |
I have a name thing too, but mine developed from fear of saying the wrong one....so I just learned to never do it.
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lol ... yeah, I adopted baby and darlin' years ago :lust:
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Before I learned how he operated, my last bf would have me give him an extremely sensual massage that would get him very hard...then he'd have me start using my fingernails to dig into him, therefore getting him off and being done for the night. :mad: Early into the relationship he'd try to finger me or go down on me, but by then I was mad and was out of the mood, too.
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Leg cramps right in the middle of a hot passionate position! :p
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my pet peeve is that they haven't built that vibrator I can't break,.
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Do you break them or just wear them out? The one between my legs won't break or wear out.
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One of mine is when we are both in the mood all day or part of it an dplan on having fun later, and when later finally gets here, something always screws it up and we don't have fun,(ex: kids, to tired, ex's, ect.). Really sucks trying to sleep when your so horny you could rape a squirrel.
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:D Cobalt you crack me up! lol!
My biggest pet peeve is please don't ask if were going to have sex that nite! I hate appointments. Be spontaneous!! That's a turn-on! When you ask it becomes a duty!!! Where's the romance and fun in that?;) |
Liver and onions!
Oh no...wait....that's something all together different! Nevermind......carry on! |
"Hun, are you coming to bed?" :)
"Gotta do the dishes and throw some shirts into be washed." :( |
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