I need some air ... in my pants

I need some attention in my pants.

I have a big book worm in my pants

I hope my wife gets into my pants.

I have an itch in my pants

I have my billfold in my pants.

I'd be a Rocket Scientist if my brain was ...in my pants.

when you are naked you can't put your hands in your pants

I need some company in my pants

We all need somebody in my pants

I've got, for the moment, my hand in my pants.

I had some company last night in my pants

I got tumbleweeds blowing around in my pants.

I've got water in my pants...in the washing machine

All I want is a little action to happen in my pants.

you'd better get them off...for me to get in your pants.

will you get in my pants as well?

would you like to join me in my pants?

So many choices for in my pants it seems. :D

I wish someone was in my pants

While they fight over your pants, would you like what's in my pants?

What's all the fuss about what's in my pants?

They're on the floor and so, for now, there's nothing in my pants.

Still wearing my robe, so like DB there is nothing in my pants

I'd like to have my wife get into my pants tonight.

Last night, my wife got in my pants

I wish mine had gotten in my pants. :(

I'd love have lunch with you DB in your pants.

Lunch would be the last thing on my mind with you in my pants :)

A teacher is better than two books...in my pants. :D

It strikes me that maybe I could find something that could be used for a lunch of sorts there in my pants.

I hope to have some company tonight ... in my pants

Ants infiltrated me in my pants!!!

I'd sure like my wife to check out what's in my pants.

Go ahead....make my day......in my pants.

I think it'd be nice if the ladies would join with what's in my pants.

I wish everyone could see what's in my pants.

Actually, at night when it's time for bed ... I like to take out what's in my pants.

Something is missing in my pants

Without me in them, it must be vacant in my pants.

To be or not to be: that is the question; Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune...in my pants.