Don't make fun of my lifp. :mad:

I really needed to follow college basketball more closely this season. The ACC teams are absolutely KILLING my chances in this pool. :(

thorry

I know you all will find this fascinating.


The leader of Egypt from 2356 bc to 2323 bc was Wenis. :D


Wenis had two wives! Imagine that? Two wives having to share one Wenis? How difficult they had it back then!

Wenis had a son with Queen Nebet. His son's name was Prince Wenisakh. I know from my favorite book that akh means "son of"...so his name is Son of Wenis. :roflmao:

Learn something new each day, huh?

By the way, wenis is also slang for "the skin on one's elbow".



Would anyone like to see my wenis?

Would you like to touch it? It's so smooth when the wrinkles are out. ;)

Keep your wenis off the table during dinner WI! :rofl:

Please don't poke me in the eye with that wenis.

I can see you've done a lot of Wenis probing ... but, does Wenis have a climax?

WI

Wenis the next episode in your story?

I slept until 7am today. Not sure about my wenis. :p

I bullshit really well. Everyone in my Entrepreneurship team agrees. :D

An art in itself. Creative conversation.

Montreal's public transportation workers are threatening to go on strike. I hope I won't be in the city when it happens.

:D :rofl: Wenis!

Funniest thing I have read or heard all day! :thumb:

Somehow keeps reminding me of my old penny-ante poker gang, after many long nights of marathon games & inccessant BSing we decided that the plural of penny should be penis...

Some days everything comes up roses. Maybe that day is tomorrow.

I'll go along with that^^^^^, cause today was a stink.

There's a new episode of "Bones" on tonight! :nana:

That Emily Deschanel is soooooo damn hot! :hot: :loveshowe: :faint:

April 10th I'll have cataract surgery on my right eye. :(

(Left was done a year and half ago or so.)

I just ate an entire sleeve of frozen thin mint GS cookies! :bite:

I just ate eggs, french toast, and bacon...for dinner!

;)

My ass looks big in these pants.

Well since WI isn't logged in I suppose I've got to say to that ^^^, "Where's the pics?"


I am going to be one sore moron in the morning.

There's mischief afoot.

I didn;t get all the stuff I needed from the store. :(

Being as big of a Chicago Cubs fan (and St. Louis Cardinals hater) as I am you'd think I would be overjoyed that the Cardinals manager was found passed out drunk behind the wheel of his SUV last night/this morning. The fact of the matter is though that it pisses me off to no end! Those damn guys have to set better examples than that! :mad:


Oh, and another thing, is that new avatar of osuche's HOT or what? :hot:

We celebrated our 32nd anniversary in grand style last night. :hump: :bj: :sperm: :licker:

Too late, ya suck up! :p

Hey, it's not like I hadn't noticed it before she posted about it. And yeah, I am sucking up a bit. Oh my, how that makes my mind wander. :p


Congrats to Scotz and Mrs. Scotz!


And in all seriousness osuche, it really is a beautiful picture.

sand gnats bite ass









and feet




and arms



and damn near anything exposed :D

I want to know why Lil's ass was exposed... ;)

Glad you're back, Lil.

And on the eighth day He created Jiffy mixes. :D

CONGRATS!
Hope the :hump: :bj: :sperm: and :licker: were fun! :thumbs:

Congrats Scotz and Mrs.!





It was'nt a bad day persay, but I'm tired and in a funky state.

:rofl:

Cornbread or blueberry muffins? :spin:

It was cornbread this time around. :p

I liked it when He created a Fifth ... hic.

My meat is absolutely succulent! :slurp:

I think it's ridiculous that those little packages of orange crackers w/peanut butter don't come in human size portions...like 20 or so? :D

And how is it that they continue to get away with mis-labeling the big bag of potato chips by claiming there are 14 servings in the bag?