You say "Let's play in the hay" and I say " I know where there is a barn."

You say, "I know where there is a barn," and I say, "Here in the middle of the cornbelt you know where a barn is?" :D

You say, "Here in the middle of the cornbelt you know where a barn is?", and I ask, "Is there more than hay to roll in?"

You say, "Is there more than hay to roll in?" and I say, "I've got a bottle of baby oil"

You say "I've got a bottle of baby oil" and I say " where can we meet?"

You say, "Where can we meet?" and I say, "at my house in 15 minutes!"

You say, "at my house in 15 minutes" and I say, "Why do we have to wait so long?" :confused:

:D

You say "Why do we have to wait so long" and I say "I'm with him."

You say, "I'm with him" and I say, "I hoped I was with Tess in her Christmas nightie." :slurp:

You say "I hoped I was with Tess in her Christmas nightie" and I say "Can't go wrong with that."

You say, "Can't go wrong with that," and I say, "Christmas, New Year's Eve, or any of the holiday's ... or ... no nightie at all." :D

YOu say, "NO nighties at all", and I say, "Let's take a trip to the moon."

You say, "lets take a trip to the moon." And I say, "baby, let me climb a board your rocket ship." :brows:

You say "baby, let me climb a board your rocket ship" and I say "We can fly anywhere."

You say, "We can fly anywhere," and I say, "Or we could just stay here in bed." :D

You say, "Or we can just stay in bed." and I say, "Mister, I like the way you think!"

You say, "Mister, I like the way you think!" and I say, "Making love is worth liking!"

You say, "making love is worth liking", and I say, "Quacking? Where did the duck go?"

You say "Quacking? Where did the duck go?" and I say " Are you sure it isn't hunting season?"

You say, "Are you sure it isn't hunting season?" and I say, "Did you mean "humping?"

You say "Did you mean "humping?" and I say " I like your style."

You say, "I like your style" and I say, "When I'm humpin' ... I'm a thumpin' ... in the front or in the rumpin'" :D





Okay, it's early and I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. :(

You say both ""When I'm humpin' ... I'm a thumpin' ... in the front or in the rumpin'" and "Okay, it's early and I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet.", and I say, "Austrolapithecus".

You say, "Austrolapithecus," and I say, "I sure love how Google just told me what that big word meant."

You say "I sure love how Google just told me what that big word meant." and I say " Isn't the internet great."

You say, "Isn't the internet great," and I say, "Except when you get a virus. :( "

You say, "Except when you get a virus", and I remind you of the gift that keeps on giving.

You say, "I remind you of the gift that keeps on giving" and I say, "I wish there were a return to Sender key." :D

You say "I wish there were a return to Sender key." and I say " There is right next to the any key. "

You say, "There is right next to the any key," and I say, "Is that the key for any lock?"

You say, "Is that the key for any lock?" and I say, "I'll let you know what my kinks are when I'm ready to."

You say "I'll let you know what my kinks are when I'm ready to." and I say " Wow kinks are interesting."

You say, "Wow, kinks are interesting" and I say, "And lots' of fun, too!"

You say, "And lots' of fun, too!" and I say, "If you want to see some fun, you should come over and see me sometime." ;)

You say, "If you want to see some fun, you should come over and see me sometime.", and I ask, "When do you play doctor?"

You say "When do you play doctor?" and I say " She can be my doctor anytime."

You say, "She can be my doctor anytime," and I say, "I suppose she'll want me to hurry and get undressed so she can examine me. :slurp:"

You say "I suppose she'll want me to hurry and get undressed so she can examine me." and I say "Let the fun begin."

You say, "Let the fun begin.", and I say, "pass the almonds."

You say, "Pass the almonds" and I say, "I've got some other nuts that one of our Pixie ladies could play with."