A: I think the scientists need to study that further.

Q: Did you have sex with Ms Lewinsky?

A: When you say "Ms Lewinsky", just what do you mean?

Q: Have you, or any of your campaign staff misused laboratory equipment, including, but not limited to, the famous "chicken gun", during this campaign season?

I disavow all knowledge of the Chicken Gun.

Q: How do you feel about political ads on TV?

A: Pretty good right about now.


Q: Would you like to have a third major political party?

Given that people don't show up to vote for the two parties we have currently, a third party is unlikely to draw significant support.

How do you feel about protecting the sanctity of marriage through legislation?

A: If we can agree that sanctity means state of being holy or sacred, or characterizing holiness or godliness, then I might question a bit the wisdom of “protecting” that state through legislation.


Q: Is it true that we are better off for the elections?

A very recent polling indickates that most are better ON an erection. This study includes but is not limited to a 50% margarine of error.


Should a national program involving driving backwards one day per week be instilled to remind people that hindsight is a very important part of moving forward?

A: Hindsight is all very well and good, but we need to be moving forward, not looking backward.

Q: Now that you've won the election for Chief Executive Perv, what will your administration do during your first 100 days in office?

A: My ministrations will most definately be hands-on, with diligent attention paid to those under me.


Q: On the topic of a creamy cunny...should a mandatory clean-up order be issued? And how exactly would that interact with a Brownfields site?

Cleanup should be conducted every place cleanup is needed. Maybe twice, just to make sure. ;)


How do you feel about the Toys for Hotties Christmas drive?

A: I think as long as the toys are probing in nature and hold the promise of deeply penetrating satifaction, then Toys for Hotties should be firmly supported in a straight and upright way.

Q: Should there be a curfew for teenagers?

Depends on whether you want them to be murderers and drunkards or not


Should people be able to vote for elections over the Internet?

The recent issues surrounding electronic voting are complex, and not easily resolved. At the core of the problems is the trust factor. Until we have a verifiable, paper internet, electronic voting is too subject to fraud and abuse.



What about you, the person? How do you best serve the voters' sex lives?

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A: I'm proposing a new piece of legislation I'm calling the "A Work And PlAy From hOme (AWAPAFO)" initiative to reduce the need for so many vehicles on the roads.

Q: Should visual aids be provided for sex education classes in our schools?

Answer: I think they should have visual aids.

Question: Is there to much politically correctness?