He must have really ducked out for a wee.

It's a bit late...
 

but here's some xmas pix

another

yet another

still another

Those are repeats Legend!!! :p :p

I beat you to it a longggggggg time ago....:D :D :p ;)

Secrets for a successful marriage
 

My wife and I have all the secrets for making a marriage last:

1.Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship. She goes Tuesday and I go Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Her's is in Florida and mine is in Cincinnati.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now.

8. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

10. Remember.... Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. Statistically, 100% of all divorces started with marriage.

12. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

13. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.

14. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...
I said dust.

Confession
 

An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession:

"Father, during WW2 a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to confess."

"It's worse, Father. I was weak and told her she must repay me with her sexual favors."

"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. God, in his wisdom and mercy will balance the good and the evil and judge you kindly. You are forgiven."

"Thank you, Father, That's a great load off my mind. I have one more question."

"And what is that,?" asked the priest.

The old man replied, "Should I tell her the war is over?"

ok. :o I haven't been here that long u know.

That's ok Legend..I was just teasing :D :p...I know there are ALOT of pages to go through to see what was posted already...

Diva - has an aimated gif pic about the real reason for beer bellies been posted? I'll put it up if it hasn't.

Duh.....I don't know...check!!!! :D :D :p

Go ahead and post it anyway!!! :D

well it doesn't matter anyway, cause the file is too big :mad:

LMAO

you mock me.....:fish: